• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

“But what about the lurkers?”

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

This fight is for everything.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

We will not go back.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Mobile Menu

  • 2026 Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2026 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Archives for 2004

Archives for 2004

Words of Wisdom

by John Cole|  November 5, 20048:01 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Thank goodness the Democrats keep ignoring Harold Ford:

I think that my party has to get

Words of WisdomPost + Comments (8)

Mandate

by John Cole|  November 5, 20043:36 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Please cut the nonsense, Democrats:

A New York Times reporter actually wrote “Mr. Bush no longer has to pretend that he possesses a clear electoral mandate. Because for the first time in his presidency, he can argue that he has the real thing.”

Wow. 51-48=mandate. They sure do lower the bar for jr.

First off, the vote is now 52-47%, so you could start by getting your facts straight. 52-47% of the vote is not a whopping majority by any sense of the imagination. However, taken in context, Bush has a clear mandate. he is the first President to win a clear majority of the popular vote since 1988. He gained 5 seats in the Senate. He gained seats in the house. The Republicans, once again, control the Executive and Legislative branches.

This is as clear a mandate as possible, particularly when you compare the majority vote and control of both houses to the plurality and loss of control of the Senate and House during the Clinton years.

*** Update ***

The numbers changed again. It is back to 51-48.

MandatePost + Comments (10)

Kerry Equals Courage

by John Cole|  November 5, 20043:47 am| 8 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I ahd to read this three times:

John Kerry didn’t want to get on his own campaign bus. It was just after Labor Day 2003, and the day before, Kerry had formally launched his candidacy with a forgettable speech, delivered while standing in front of an aircraft carrier in Charleston, S.C. Now, as he was preparing to leave a rally in Manchester, N.H., Kerry strongly objected to the slogan plastered on the side of the bus: COURAGE EQUALS KERRY. He was traveling with his Vietnam buddies, and combat veterans didn’t like advertising themselves that way, he protested. Real warriors

Kerry Equals CouragePost + Comments (8)

Attorney General

by John Cole|  November 4, 200412:02 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Ashcroft resigning? TalkLeft has details.

Attorney GeneralPost + Comments (14)

Exactly

by John Cole|  November 3, 200411:53 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

They don’t call it Reason magazine for nothing:

Why Every Vote Should Not Be Counted

Look, this is not very hard. In Ohio, you have a certain Bush lead and certain number of provisional ballots. Once you determine how many of those p-ballots are, in fact, valid ballots per the laws of the state, you look at that number. If that number is smaller that the amount of the Bush lead, you do not have to count any of them…

This is what happens routinely in recounts for dog catcher or city councilman around the country. The goal is to put the right person in office, not make some fetish out of counting things.

I am not going to link to any of the lefty blogs that demanded that Kerry not concede until ‘every vote had been counted,’ as they have had a bad enough couple of days and don’t need taunted further. However, I would suggest that demanding that the Secretary of State in Ohio and his staff physically tabulate each vote for the benefit of democracy is idiotic. The only reason for such a demand is to serve to delay the inevitable- that having been the Kerry concession.

When it is said that every vote should be counted, what is meant that every vote should be equal in value and mean something. They don’t mean every vote has to be individually tabulated for no reason whatsoever. Slowing down the forward progress of the body politic for a pedantic and meaningless count of every vote, regardless of the fact that has no impact on the election, is so stupid it is offensive. Besides, that will be done eventually.

BTW: As a side note, if it is known that there are 160,000 provisional votes, then technically, they votes have already been ‘counted,’ at least in the base sense of the term as it was employed rhetorically as of late.

ExactlyPost + Comments (8)

Joe Scarborough

by John Cole|  November 3, 200410:11 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Media

Does anyone know if former Florida congressman Joe Scarborough, host of Scarborough Country, is sick or suffering from some sort of illness? He has missed a lot of shows lately, and he appears puffy in the face and looking unhealthy lately.

Anyone?

Joe ScarboroughPost + Comments (7)

Election

by John Cole|  November 3, 20048:04 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Outrage

One good thing about the election is that there were no real hijinks at the polls. One thing, however, that is simply an outrage, regardless of whic party you belong to, isthe fact that people had to wait in lineup to 8 and 9 hours. This is simply unacceptable, regardless of the cause, and it needs to be addressed.

Now, before a problem becomes an outright disaster.

ElectionPost + Comments (3)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 10
  • Page 11
  • Page 12
  • Page 13
  • Page 14
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 145
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - SkyBluePink -  10 Photos 6
Photo by SkyBluePink (4/15/26)
Donate

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Targeted Fundraising Info & Links

Recent Comments

  • Suzanne on Open Thread: Elon’s Proposed IPO Looking Ever More Shifty (Apr 18, 2026 @ 8:24pm)
  • JustSomeFlyover on BretH, Turning Points (Apr 18, 2026 @ 8:19pm)
  • Raoul Paste on Open Thread: Elon’s Proposed IPO Looking Ever More Shifty (Apr 18, 2026 @ 8:18pm)
  • S Cerevisiae on (Bad) Sportsball Open Thread: FIFA Fo Fum (Apr 18, 2026 @ 8:07pm)
  • Shalimar on Open Thread: Elon’s Proposed IPO Looking Ever More Shifty (Apr 18, 2026 @ 8:06pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)
Sister Golden Bear

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc