Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

Consistently wrong since 2002

Giving in to doom is how we fail to fight for ourselves & one another.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

People are complicated. Love is not.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Petty moves from a petty man.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

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  1. 1.

    Krista

    Q: What did the pirate say when asked why he had the ship’s wheel tied to his dick?

    A: “Yarr! It drives me nuts!”

  3. 3.

    Davebo

    Once again we have a RINO sightings post that seems to have nothing to do with RINO’s either in the wild or in Washington.

  4. 4.

    Mr Furious

    What Davebo meant to say:

    “Once again we have a RINO sightin’s post that seems t’ have nothin’ t’ do with RINO’s either in t’ wild or in Washin’ton. Arrr.”

  6. 6.

    goonie bird

    Fifteen men on a deadmans chest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum aarrr shiver me timbers avast ye land lubbers i,ll make you walk the plank THEMS THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES

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