Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Be a traveling stable for those who can’t find room at the inn.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Trump makes a mockery of the legal system and cowardly judges just sit back and let him.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickel?”

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

If West Virginia and San Francisco had a love child.

When the time comes to make an endorsement, the pain of NYT editors will be palpable as they reluctantly whisper “Biden.”

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

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  1. 1.

    Krista

    Q: What did the pirate say when asked why he had the ship’s wheel tied to his dick?

    A: “Yarr! It drives me nuts!”

  3. 3.

    Davebo

    Once again we have a RINO sightings post that seems to have nothing to do with RINO’s either in the wild or in Washington.

  4. 4.

    Mr Furious

    What Davebo meant to say:

    “Once again we have a RINO sightin’s post that seems t’ have nothin’ t’ do with RINO’s either in t’ wild or in Washin’ton. Arrr.”

  6. 6.

    goonie bird

    Fifteen men on a deadmans chest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum aarrr shiver me timbers avast ye land lubbers i,ll make you walk the plank THEMS THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES

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