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Talk Like A Pirate

by John Cole|  September 19, 200512:18 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, General Stupidity

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Argggh.

Also, RINO sightings is up.

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  1. 1.

    Krista

    September 19, 2005 at 12:37 pm

    Q: What did the pirate say when asked why he had the ship’s wheel tied to his dick?

    A: “Yarr! It drives me nuts!”

  2. 2.

    ppGaz

    September 19, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    Talk like a Pirate? Okay:

    “We’re 61 and 88. We suck.”

    How’s that?

  3. 3.

    Davebo

    September 19, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    Once again we have a RINO sightings post that seems to have nothing to do with RINO’s either in the wild or in Washington.

  4. 4.

    Mr Furious

    September 19, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    What Davebo meant to say:

    “Once again we have a RINO sightin’s post that seems t’ have nothin’ t’ do with RINO’s either in t’ wild or in Washin’ton. Arrr.”

  5. 5.

    John Cole

    September 19, 2005 at 2:18 pm

    Davebo- I don’t write the posts. Other folks do.

  6. 6.

    goonie bird

    September 19, 2005 at 3:13 pm

    Fifteen men on a deadmans chest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum aarrr shiver me timbers avast ye land lubbers i,ll make you walk the plank THEMS THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES

  7. 7.

    =0=

    September 19, 2005 at 8:17 pm

    All hail his Noodley Apendage, the Flying Spagetti Monster! fight global warming through pirrrracy! Arrr.

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