Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Come on, man.

A consequence of cucumbers

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

If you are in line to indict donald trump, stay in line.

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

This fight is for everything.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

In my day, never was longer.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

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  1. 1.

    Krista

    Q: What did the pirate say when asked why he had the ship’s wheel tied to his dick?

    A: “Yarr! It drives me nuts!”

  3. 3.

    Davebo

    Once again we have a RINO sightings post that seems to have nothing to do with RINO’s either in the wild or in Washington.

  4. 4.

    Mr Furious

    What Davebo meant to say:

    “Once again we have a RINO sightin’s post that seems t’ have nothin’ t’ do with RINO’s either in t’ wild or in Washin’ton. Arrr.”

  6. 6.

    goonie bird

    Fifteen men on a deadmans chest yo ho ho and a bottle of rum aarrr shiver me timbers avast ye land lubbers i,ll make you walk the plank THEMS THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES

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