Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

After roe, women are no longer free.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Consistently wrong since 2002

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

I really should read my own blog.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

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In case you were wondering. Although I am thinking if I create a post or two discussing hot gay ass sex, fisting, gloryholes, and what not to try and see if we can pump up the rating a bit. Maybe discussing marijuana, cocaine, heroin, sodomy, and oral sex will push it up to X.

*** Update ***

Still an R. Let’s try the seven dirty words.

“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”

*** Update ***

Mission Accomplished!

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  1. 1.

    myiq2xu

    Maybe discussing marijuana, cocaine, heroin, sodomy, and oral sex will pus hit up to X.

    Can we skip the pus?

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    myiq2xu

    If you want to turn this into a sick disgusting blog I’m all for it but you better sign Dreggas up as a guest blogger.

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    Stephen

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  6. 6.

    Ripley

    err.. I meant… umm… Holy Hellfuck, Shitman!!

    Also, John, could you get these motherfuckin’ snakes off this motherfuckin’ blog?!?

  10. 10.

    Tim in SF

    Sheesh. My blog has an NC-17 rating from one single post, my 2006 burning man review.

    Why is “death” or “dead” words that get your rating up beyond what a 16-year-old should be exposed to? Aren’t 40 million children uninsured? They are closer to death than I’d like to think.

  11. 11.

    TrishB

    Hmm, lemme remember what I called the ex a few months back: stupid motherfucking goat sodomizing bull fellating donkey felching son of a bitch. Does that get you into the right category?

  13. 13.

    Warren Terra

    As someone who likes to think that I have vast sympathies with others, I feel that Halffasthero presents a valid reason to conclude that we should all strive to avoid the superfluous use of profanity.

  15. 15.

    DonkeyKong

    You forgot Carlin’s

    Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat, 69 faggots tied in a knot. Hooray, lizardshit, FUCK!

    Kind of a tourettes nursery rhyme.

  16. 16.

    Waxmaker

    This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

    * hell (4x)
    * suicide (2x)
    * shoot (1x)

    Huh!?

  17. 17.

    Chuck Butcher

    Great goobering gobs of gopher guts, my mother reads my blog and disapproves of bad language, I’m supposed to have a better vocabulary than that, she’s 80, I’m 54 and we live 2200 miles apart. I don’t use bad language on my blog, my job sites are another thing…

  19. 19.

    Halffasthero

    I feel that Halffasthero presents a valid reason to conclude that we should all strive to avoid the superfluous use of profanity.

    I am not telling anyone what they can say, just saying that the LAN where I work has monitors that will put people out to pasture faster than you can say “free speech”. Since I have a number of long term bills, my financial instincts will be guiding me accordingly. : )

  20. 20.

    Angry Engineer

    Reading this blog is now a crime at the Minneapolis St. Paul International Airport.

    It’s OK if you use a wide stance.

  21. 21.

    Ted

    Tim, I read part of your Burning Man review. Absolutely hilarious. This part made me practically spew coffee:

    As the Burning Man burns, both his arms eventually fall to his side. Curiously, his left arm dropped first, leaving his right arm raised in a straight-armed Nazi salute. At that moment, a spontaneous cheer went up a thousand right arms were raised as one over the smoky playa. Heil hippie! No shit, I have it on film.

  22. 22.

    tom.a

    John Valby said it best:
    Eat bite fuck suck nibble gobble chew,
    Nipple bosom hair pie finger fuck screw.

    Or something like that.

  23. 23.

    JWW

    John,

    I know you currently don’t care for my point of view. But, what is your point here? Do you not have enough and are looking for more? I know the answer! You really don’t need to give the movie industry a rating, just watch primetime commercial sales(pencils, underwear,sport drinks, hell, even garden tools) they all elude to sex. We have allowed this sort of perversion to take place since, “In Living Color” hit the market. Our government could have put an end to it then. Being politically correctness was the option, we, as a nation, looked over that and said okay. As of today, anything goes.

  24. 24.

    Rome Again

    Our government could have put an end to it then. Being politically correctness was the option, we, as a nation, looked over that and said okay. As of today, anything goes.

    How has our current culture effected you personally? How has In Living Color impacted your own personal circumstances?

    Our current culture hasn’t effected me either negatively or positively. I am a tolerant person who doesn’t believe it’s my business to tell other people how to live their lives, and I really detest self-righteousness in those who can’t seem to keep their nose out of other people’s business. So, tell me, how exactly has your life been effected? I’d like examples, please.

  25. 25.

    ThymeZone

    Being politically correctness was the option, we, as a nation, looked over that and said okay. As of today, anything goes we are still free to speak as we see fit and mostly tell the government, and the crybabies who think they need to protect us from our own language, to go fuck themselves very much.

    I didn’t fix the really lousy grammatical construction, but I took care of the content.

  26. 26.

    Nikki

    JWW,

    You are a huge ass crybaby. What the hell does a blog rating have to do with the downfall-of-society spiel you’re shoveling now?

  27. 27.

    JWW

    Kinda like this,

    A new era of TV, not cable or satellite. We always complain about censor when it involves children and TV. Even though the child watches a movie, he or she is subject to the commercials. There are not many individual product commercials today that don’t deal in some way with fame or sex. Yeah, we can speak freely, we can confirm or oppose positions. In Living Color, would never have been on open air TV, if it were a white program. (don’t come back) with a racial thing to me, I will bury you and your arguement. Thats not me! SORRY

  29. 29.

    Rome Again

    A new era of TV, not cable or satellite. We always complain about censor when it involves children and TV. Even though the child watches a movie, he or she is subject to the commercials. There are not many individual product commercials today that don’t deal in some way with fame or sex. Yeah, we can speak freely, we can confirm or oppose positions. In Living Color, would never have been on open air TV, if it were a white program. (don’t come back) with a racial thing to me, I will bury you and your arguement. Thats not me! SORRY

    first of all, you really aren’t making any sense in the way you are describing this, and unless you are a child, you are not telling me how this personally effects YOU.

    What has the current culture done to YOU exactly?

  30. 30.

    Rome Again

    What exactly is it about In Living Color that would have prevented it from being aired?

    What is it about commercials that you have such a problem with? Sexual suggestion? Sex sells, perhaps you shouldn’t buy anything that is sold on television if you don’t want to get caught up in that ploy. What is it about sexual suggestion on television that bothers you? We are all sexual beings to one degree or another, and I would venture a guess that humanity was much more sexual before religion got a hold of our behavior and played their mind game that made us feel guilty about sexual pleasure. Study the animal world, they have no guilt, and that is what we were meant to be. I would suggest religious piety is what ruined the natural way of things. You fall into the trap of believing repression is good because society says it’s good. You follow the way of conventional thinking, I do not. I would rather be an uninhibited animal with sexual freedom than to be a repressed and pious individual.

    It’s your own guilt at being a sexual mammal who should be free to be sexual that makes you want to change others behavior. Now, am I suggesting that child molesters should be free to do as they wish or such? No, I am not – children should not be subject to sexual expectations, but neither should they be totally censored from learning about love and sex from their culture. The culture you want them to grow up in would give them no information at all, and would only teach them that sex is wrong and dirty.

    Children learn about sex in many different places, and in your presence they would learn that sex is bad and should be repressed. You are doing no favors by believing that repression is a good thing. Get off your pious high horse and recognize that piety is the enemy of natural behavior.

  32. 32.

    bago

    You do realize that BM isn’t particularly hippie oriented, as evidenced by the Thunderdome, where people fight mad max style int a large dome suspended by bungees.

    There is a lot of ironic jokes played the whole time, like people busting out cones and blocking off the Esplenade and claiming that there is construction work going on, but because they are union the workers are all drinking beer while getting in everyone’s way.

    Also, my friends did a camp where they played this little hardcore track “I wanna be a hippie, so I can get stoned” over 80 times in a row. One camp nearby packed up and moved, and finally a riot ensued and they took the mp3 player. Fortunately there was a CD and a second riot formed and the took the speakers.

    Everything was returned later, but it was funny as hell to have a hippie riot invading a clown camp to stop playing a cetain song.

    And if you think that an 80 foot replica of Duchamp’s urinal or a Life Sized Mousetrap game are crappy art, or the chandelier that fell out of the sky and was electrocuting people that touched it, then you just don’t appreciate art.

    Sure, in a city of 40,000 people you get all kinds, from your earnest hippie picking up cigarette butts off of the playa to your super-jaded DPW crew bemanding all of your drugs and booze.

    Nut the point is you come to do something you will never see anywhere else in the world, Like a human sized hampster wheel that when ran caused a 20 foot sculpture to pick its nose.

    The last time I went was to help burn down the temple David Best made as a memorial to my friends that were shot in the Seattle Capitol Hill Massacre.

    It’s an event that is both sill frivolous and absurd, yet entirely temporary, as it is the third largest city in Nevada for one week only. However you have so much more freedom there that you can walk around naked with a flamethrower and chant celtic songs if you want. High tech engineering in adverse conditions and it has to be built on site. When you stand back and watch a steampunk powered vehicle drive by a fire breahthing dragon, or stand 1/4 of a mile away from a dance stage and watch as a series of strobe lights flash when they hear the beat, efectively visualizing the soundwave as it travels, you have to be amazed.

    The focus of your rant seems to be “These aren’t the hippies you’re looking for”. Well guess what tim, it’s not 1960 any more either.

  33. 33.

    mclaren

    “Rated NC-17” No Congressmen who have molested less than 17 pages are alloewd to condemn this blog.

  35. 35.

    Dreggas

    myiq2xu Says:

    If you want to turn this into a sick disgusting blog I’m all for it but you better sign Dreggas up as a guest blogger.

    Hey now, I am a perfectly innocent angel!

  36. 36.

    Psycheout

    This is nonsense. We don’t allow profanity on our site and still got NC-17 based on the following words:

    death (13x), murder (5x), hell (4x), abortion (2x), dick (1x)

    Give me a break. One can’t talk about the Vice President without using his name.

  37. 37.

    Dreggas

    Psycheout Says:

    Give me a break. One can’t talk about the Vice President without using his name the best adjective describing him, which just happens to be his name.

    Fixed.

  38. 38.

    EJ

    Uh oh, you’re back to “R”.

    I’ll see what I can do:

    blowjob c#nt cock hell fart motherfucker orgy abortion hashish

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