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Hmm, I feel like we don’t have enough Katherine Harris photoretrospectives around here. How about this – you guys make sure that we don’t finish dead last in our category at the webbies and I promise to forget that the idea ever occurred to me. In the unlikely chance that we win I’ll even start up regular beer blogging again on a weekly basis.

Each IP can vote once per 24 hour period, so return as many times as you feel like doing. While there don’t forget to support your favorites in the other categories as well.

***Update***

Vote for the Newshoggers too since I probably bolloxed their shot at Best Liberal Blog (and because they’re a damn good blog).

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  3. 3.

    Bombadil

    Each IP can vote once per 24 hour period, so return as many times as you feel like doing.

    Don’t forget, kids, that means you can vote at work and at home! And any other computers left idle during lunch!

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    Dreggas

    Tim, first off a Katherine Harris retrospective would definitely lead to more fun with photoshop so your threats do not scare me BWAHAHAHAA. However I will vote anyways.

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    Zifnab

    Hmm, I feel like we don’t have enough Katherine Harris photoretrospectives around here.

    You’re a sick man, Cole. A sick, sick man. Although I like your style.

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    Jake

    Hmm, I feel like we don’t have enough Katherine Harris photoretrospectives

    Damn. Why don’t you just threaten to waterboard us in a tank full of pirahna?

    Oh yeah, that would be preferable to looking at Krazee Kat “BRING ME A FRESH LATTE” Harris. Fine…

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    Tom Hilton

    Man, you’re getting beaten like a redstated stepchild. (Okay, somebody had to say it.) But I did vote for you.

    And I vote yes on the Katherine Harris photoretrospective. You just can’t get enough Katherine Harris. Back when she was running for Congress, I even proposed a Katherine Harris reality show.

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    RareSanity

    Will the Katherine Harris photoretrospective be all boob shots?

    If so, that may not be so bad…

    Tell you what, I’ll vote two or three times and you just post some pictures of boobies okay? I mean even women (and gay men) like looking at boobies, they’re universally accepted.

    Let’s put some more “balloons” on Balloon-Juice…who’s with me?

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    Cinderella Ferret

    … I’ll even start up regular beer blogging again on a weekly basis.

    Please! Please! Please! Beer. Good. Yes. Beer Blogging Good.

    MUST TRY: Stone Brewing Company’s 11th Anniversary Ale. I just bought a case of 650 ml bottles after trying it the other day.

    APPEARANCE: Deep brown/black with a thick tan head
    AROMA: Fruit and some coffee-like roasted malt
    FLAVOR: Intense hop flavors, roasted, a bit sweet, with some alcohol warmth
    PALATE: Smooth, full, slightly sweet and very bitter
    OVERALL: Refreshing, a nice blend of intense hop flavors, hop bitterness and roasted malt notes. It does not need any additional aging, drink now!

    Now that it has cooled down some this is a perfect beer for the Fall.

  15. 15.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    Done. Currently:

    RedState= 346 votes &@ 27.7%
    Balloon Juice= 264 votes &@ 21.2%

    Don’t forget to vote (from home and work!) folks! Lets ‘Chicago’ this baby. Look up your favorite proxy list and go to town!

    ;)

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    Cernig

    Hi Tim,

    How about throwing a bleg for the Newshoggers out there too? Surely we deserve the pity vote after being dumped from the “Best Liberal Blog” finalists?

    Regards, C

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    ConservativelyLiberal

    The Other Steve Says:

    I noticed that weblog award thing doesn’t really like comments.

    With all of the nuts on the left and right, would you?

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    jake

    Am I sick if I wouldn’t mind a Katherine Harris photoretrospective?

    Yep.

    SA2SQ Vol. 21 X 10^12^

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