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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2008 / All You Need To Know About Joe Lieberman

All You Need To Know About Joe Lieberman

by Michael D.|  September 2, 200810:49 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?

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He enthusiatically endorsed Sarah Palin – someone he agrees with on, well, nearly zero issues.

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  1. 1.

    Dreggas

    September 2, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    All we need to know about Joe Liberman can be learned watching droopy dog.

  2. 2.

    Dusty

    September 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Leave Droopy Dog out of this.

  3. 3.

    PC

    September 2, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    I look forward to being ruled by our right wing militia overlords.

  4. 4.

    Michael D.

    September 2, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Leave Droopy Dog out of this.

    I was gonna say…

  5. 5.

    David

    September 2, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    He’s always reminded me more of Kermit the Frog, which is an even bigger insult to a beloved childhood entertainer.

  6. 6.

    Michael D.

    September 2, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    I will say that the GOP convention is not nearly as well produced as the Democratic convention.

    I will also say that I like Laura Bush. It’s too bad she has to have that last name. I’m sure she would have been a fantastic first lady if she had a decent husband. I feel bad for her.

  7. 7.

    SGEW

    September 2, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Am I a bad citizen because I completely blew off watching any RNC coverage, and just came here to B-J in order to find out how it went?

  8. 8.

    Eric

    September 2, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    You’d think that being hated by both political parties would be a really bad thing for a politician to work towards. I hope pruneface has his resume dusted off.

  9. 9.

    rawshark

    September 2, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    McCain puts country before party?
    I have three words in response; Pro. Jek. Shun.
    Is there a criticism of the right that they haven’t deflected by saying it’s a property of the left?

  10. 10.

    r€nato

    September 2, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    I couldn’t do it either, SGEW. You all who could watch it are a lot better than me.

    Or, a lot drunker.

    Thankfully, Joe Lieberman’s 15 minutes are nearly up. When the Dems get their 60 seats this fall, they can finally tell Holy Joe to go fuck himself sideways.

  11. 11.

    tomjones

    September 2, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Not only do they disagree on the issues, but if you Rev. Wrighterize Gov. Palin, you get this (h/t Andrew Sullivan):

    Brickner also described terrorist attacks on Israelis as God’s “judgment of unbelief” of Jews who haven’t embraced Christianity.

    “Judgment is very real and we see it played out on the pages of the newspapers and on the television. It’s very real. When [Brickner’s son] was in Jerusalem he was there to witness some of that judgment, some of that conflict, when a Palestinian from East Jerusalem took a bulldozer and went plowing through a score of cars, killing numbers of people. Judgment — you can’t miss it.”
    Palin was in church that day, Kroon said, though he cautioned against attributing Brickner’s views to her.

  12. 12.

    SpotWeld

    September 2, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Liebermen is slowly turning into the Connecticut version of the Chupachabra or some similar crypto-politico-zoological entity. (Current legend is that he is a renegade melonhead.)

  13. 13.

    Glocksman

    September 2, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Thankfully, Joe Lieberman’s 15 minutes are nearly up. When the Dems get their 60 seats this fall, they can finally tell Holy Joe to go fuck himself sideways.

    Don’t count your chickens so soon.
    The nightmare number is 59.
    That’s enough to end filibustering only if Holy Joe stays on board.
    So they’d have to kiss his ass even then.

    I’d rather see the Dems with 55 seats and kick Holy Joe to the kerb than have then with 59 and still held hostage by this asshole.

  14. 14.

    SGEW

    September 2, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    As I said in a previous thread, you can’t compare Palin’s preacher with Obama’s.

    One of them is a batshit crazy, pathological nutjob who is a danger to themselves and others, and who shouldn’t be allowed out of the methadone clinic.

    The other one is black.

    See? Obama’s pastor is news! Palin’s is just “mainstream evangelical,” what with the end times (and Alaska’s peculiar “refuge” status during Revelations) and the “sacrificing your life” in the war against “invisible enemies” and being automatically damned for criticizing President Bush’s response to Katrina and all.

  15. 15.

    xephyr

    September 2, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    What with all of Leiberman’s effusive praise for McCain’s magical ability to reach across the aisle and unify the parties, he couldn’t even pull off his first choice for VP… which of course was Leiberman. Yup, some really great unity creds there.

  16. 16.

    Warren Terra

    September 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    The incompetence of the stagecraft puzzles me, especially after 2004. There was some nitwit repeatedly screaming “yeah!” right next to the crowd mike, they couldn’t manage to leaven the audience with any significant number of people that weren’t 50 and very white, the speeches were mostly about the politics of resentment in a way that won’t reach beyond the base, when Joementum tried to add some centrist window dressing (by flatly lying about everything in sight) the crowd didn’t have the wit to sound enthusiastic, and that giant screen behind the speakers might have worked if it hadn’t been monochrome blue almost all the time. And they managed to get Dubya on video for a flatly lousy speech; at least if he’d been there he might have sounded enthusiastic, but they managed to taint the night with him without gaining much.

  17. 17.

    matt

    September 2, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Speaking of which, do we know yet where she stands on the Iraq war? The only thing I’ve seen is her commenting on the surge, but even that wasn’t a “for it or against it” statement.

  18. 18.

    croatoan

    September 2, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    How did the crowd and enthusiasm level compare to when Obama spoke at the same venue earlier this summer?

  19. 19.

    TenguPhule

    September 2, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    All You Need To Know About Joe Lieberman

    Followed by the Bestseller How to Forget about Joe Liberman with Beer

  20. 20.

    SGEW

    September 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Ezra nails it:

    Lieberman is at the Xcel Center for much the reason that pet goldfish spend their days in a neon castle: He has nowhere else to go.

  21. 21.

    L. Ron Obama

    September 2, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Speaking of which, do we know yet where she stands on the Iraq war?

    I believe her official position is “I haven’t thought much about it.” We should know more as soon as her campaign staff tells her what her stance is. So I guess by her speech tomorrow.

  22. 22.

    Ninerdave

    September 3, 2008 at 12:00 am

    He enthusiatically endorsed Sarah Palin – someone he agrees with on, well, nearly zero issues.

    ???

    It took Andrea Mitchell a good 5 minutes in an interview to get him to utter her name, come on now. I’m no fan of Joe, and maybe between the car and my TV I missed something, but…I heard no ringing endorsements.

  23. 23.

    SGEW

    September 3, 2008 at 12:01 am

    We should know more as soon as her campaign staff tells her what her stance is.

    I suspect her stance will be: “John McCain knows how to win wars!”

    Just a guess.

  24. 24.

    Clio

    September 3, 2008 at 12:03 am

    All that needs to be said about that traitorous slime lieberman is that he accepted barack’s help in getting reelected to the senate and then went to the floor of the republican convention and knifed him in the back. That’s character you can believe in!

  25. 25.

    Ninerdave

    September 3, 2008 at 12:03 am

    The incompetence of the stagecraft puzzles me, especially after 2004. There was some nitwit repeatedly screaming “yeah!” right next to the crowd mike, they couldn’t manage to leaven the audience with any significant number of people that weren’t 50 and very white, the speeches were mostly about the politics of resentment in a way that won’t reach beyond the base,

    That’s the modern GOP. You can only work with what you have.

  26. 26.

    Ninerdave

    September 3, 2008 at 12:05 am

    There was some nitwit repeatedly screaming “yeah!” right next to the crowd mike,

    …and to add to my last post, this was extremely, and annoyingly apparent on the radio.

  27. 27.

    KRK

    September 3, 2008 at 12:05 am

    I will also say that I like Laura Bush. It’s too bad she has to have that last name. I’m sure she would have been a fantastic first lady if she had a decent husband. I feel bad for her.

    I know you mean well, but statements like this really annoy me. Laura Bush might be a good wife, but she’s an enabler as far as the horrors of this administration are concerned. She doesn’t get to smile and keep quiet and be a supportive wife for eight years and come out the other side with any integrity.

  28. 28.

    SGEW

    September 3, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Laura Bush might be a good wife, but she’s an enabler as far as the horrors of this administration are concerned.

    Yep. It’s like my old joke about John Paul II: Great guy, too bad about the whole Catholic orthodoxy thing.

  29. 29.

    Clio

    September 3, 2008 at 12:14 am

    Also i have to say that the irony of watching the same party activists who defend torture as practiced by bush and co tear up and look horrified as thompson described mccain’s treatment in vietnam was almost comedic. I really dont know how these people can live with themselves, it must be nice to live a life completely divorced from reality. I guess its only torture if the victim is white.

  30. 30.

    Soylent Green

    September 3, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Speaking of which, do we know yet where she stands on the Iraq war?

    I believe her official position is “I haven’t thought much about it.”

    Palin on June 8:

    Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.

    Does that help any?

  31. 31.

    Michael G

    September 3, 2008 at 12:24 am

    I will also say that I like Laura Bush.

    The question I’ve always had was how, exactly, did George end up meeting a librarian? I mean, how is it possible that their paths crossed?

  32. 32.

    SGEW

    September 3, 2008 at 12:28 am

    . . . there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.

    Righto. Change my earlier guess to: “John McCain Jesus knows how to win wars.”

  33. 33.

    lucslawyer

    September 3, 2008 at 12:32 am

    The problem with Joe Lieberman is that he cares more about Israel than he does about the United States…

  34. 34.

    zuzu's petals

    September 3, 2008 at 12:37 am

    but they managed to taint the night with him without gaining much

    Taint. You said taint.

    Sloppy tipsy laugh.

    Zuzu + 1.

  35. 35.

    Darkness

    September 3, 2008 at 1:27 am

    He enthusiatically endorsed Sarah Palin – someone he agrees with on, well, nearly zero issues.

    Anything to stick it to his colleagues and his party. Nothing can stand in his way of that.

    Zell!

  36. 36.

    MBL

    September 3, 2008 at 5:11 am

    All that needs to be said about that traitorous slime lieberman is that he accepted barack’s help in getting reelected to the senate and then went to the floor of the republican convention and knifed him in the back. That’s character you can believe in!

    That’s more an indictment of Obama’s judgment than Lieberman. You can’t say the guy didn’t have plenty of warning about who he was getting into bed with– hell, if *I* knew Lieberman was going to stab Barack in the back eventually, there’s no excuse for Barack not knowing it himself.

  37. 37.

    Bedlam UK

    September 3, 2008 at 5:39 am

    SGEW Says:

    . . . there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.

    Righto. Change my earlier guess to: “… Jesus knows how to win wars.”

    Cant get out of my head Jesus starring in Arnies role for
    ‘Commando’ as he dons his war paint and belts of ammo.
    “Jesus, he can win the war !”

  38. 38.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    September 3, 2008 at 6:12 am

    He enthusiatically endorsed Sarah Palin – someone he agrees with on, well, nearly zero issues.

    He’s a jerkoff, alright.

    How fitting that one of the worst vice presidential picks in recent history should endorse THE worst vice presidential pick in recent history.

  39. 39.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    September 3, 2008 at 6:49 am

    Laura Bush might be a good wife

    She’s the nicest murderer a president has ever been married to.

  40. 40.

    NonyNony

    September 3, 2008 at 8:06 am

    The question I’ve always had was how, exactly, did George end up meeting a librarian? I mean, how is it possible that their paths crossed?

    Well, if you’ve always had that question, you could try looking in Wikipedia:

    She met George W. Bush in 1977 at a backyard barbecue at the home of mutual friends, John and Jan O’Neill. After a three-month courtship, he proposed to her and they were married on November 5 of that year

    Her parents were real estate developers in Texas, which is probably how she ended up with mutual friends with the Bush family.

  41. 41.

    b. hussein canuckistani

    September 3, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Amateur psychology hour: If you were a sulky, neglected teenage daughter of a fundamentalist control freak hyper-ambitious mother, could there be any revenge more delicious than publicly fucking up and costing your mother the Vice-Presidency?

    Just sayin’.

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