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“Yes, we are so stupid we believe anything we see on the internet.”

Sorry, folks, the “whitey” rant is all a hoax. However, I bet if you check with some more reputable sources, you can find the real truth about Obama’s gay affair with Larry Sinclair. Plus, I once heard a rumor Obama was a space alien. And before anyone gets too worked up, Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I am sure it is just a coincidence that all these morons are McCain voters.

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  3. 3.

    Comrade Stuck

    “Yes, we are so stupid we believe anything we see on the internet.”

    Now THAT is a shocking development! Well, maybe not so much, but it is an entertaining one.

  5. 5.

    Eric U.

    yeah, and the assholes at the National enquirer have picked up the story about Obama possibly being molested, headlined as "Obama Sex Perv Scandal"

    It’s criminal what these people do.

  6. 6.

    JR

    I just love that they’re trying to defend the honor of the most holy St. Jerome Corsi of Makinshitup.

  8. 8.

    Comrade The Moar You Know

    And before anyone gets too worked up, Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    You lying bastard. I suppose next you’ll be denying that there is a Santa Claus.

  9. 9.

    Who you callin a moron?

    Hell, I’ll bet these MORONS even supported the invasion of Iraq. I mean-no one but a Moron would have done that-right?

  10. 10.

    Comrade EdTheRed

    He did, however, fall into a burning ring of fire…and he was, in fact, the Man in Black.

  12. 12.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    And before anyone gets too worked up, Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die

    Are you calling my Johnny Cash Greatest Hits 3-CD collection a liar?? Because it sure sounds that way.

  13. 13.

    Scrutinizer

    Everything you see on the Internet is not true?

    That’s right. Everything you see on the Internet is not true.

  14. 14.

    Thomas

    OK. It’s a fucking blog. It’s a fucking free WordPress blog without its own domain name. No one has ever heard of the organization before, and the stone-fucking idiots who are all that remain of the Republican Party jump into a frenzied circle jerk. I’m thinking about starting another blog…

  15. 15.

    Bubblegum Tate

    "…and coming up next on Hannity & Colmes, shocking new developments in the case of Vince Foster. Was Barack Hussein Obama his murderer? We’ll have that story for ya when we come back."

  16. 16.

    Comrade Tax Analyst

    Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    To quote that sad old lady at the McCain rally after Johnny McDrama regretfully informed her that Obama "was not an Arab, but a decent man I have policy disagreements with", "No????"

    Shit, I’ll bet Cash wasn’t really named, "Sue" either.

    Focker!

  17. 17.

    Ash Can

    Sorry, folks, the “whitey” rant is all a hoax.

    The link to Jake Tapper’s piece in that sentence leads to some pretty good comedy, not the least of which is Tapper counting down at the end of his article to what he figures is inevitable batshittery in the comments. And sure enough, right on his cue, the monkey feces flies in every direction. A few good chuckles, to be sure, but now I have to step away from the computer for a while and wash my hair and change my shirt.

  20. 20.

    b. hussein canuckistani (comrade)

    I was gonna check it out, but I figured "Why get rickrolled again?"

  21. 21.

    HumboldtBlue

    So John Wayne wasn’t really a Green Beret? He didn’t lead the 101st Airborne into Normandy? He wasn’t the guy who led 3rd Marine Division in the assault on Iwo Jima? Really?

  26. 26.

    Dennis - SGMM

    And before anyone gets too worked up, Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    Next you’ll be telling us that his name isn’t "Sue."

  27. 27.

    Comrade The Moar You Know

    McCain is bringing up Ayers in the debate tonight.

    And so it ends, as America once again utters a collective "who is he talking about?".

    I am horrified at the utter ineptitude of McCain’s campaign and really gotta wonder who is calling the shots over there – playing to the base isn’t going to help his sagging numbers, and Ayers/Rezko/Wright isn’t getting any traction with the independents at all. Seemingly the opposite. I guess McCain can’t talk about the issues because he loses on those, but since that’s the case he might as well save a bit of cash and just concede tonight.

  28. 28.

    nabalzbbfr

    And what is the evidence that the story is bogus? API stands by its story and says it will release the audiotape.

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place). This would be a constitutional disqualification of his candidacy.

  29. 29.

    Punchy

    I cant fucking believe that, for the first time in almost 4 years, I decided to fund my Ameritrade acct. and buy some stocks today. This morning, natch. Only to watch the thing go -500 in 2 hours.

    Seriously, remember when a -500 drop would garner headlines on CNN like "HOLY FUCKING SHITTERBALLS! DOW DOWN 500, BITCHES!"

    Now, not even a mention on CNN. Just nuts.

  32. 32.

    Tlazolteotl

    @28:

    Blockbuster? Dude, you really need to check your meds. Or run with that, go ahead, knock yourself out. But don’t forget, McCain was born in PANAMA.

    "Shorter entire right-wing" indeed.

  33. 33.

    Dennis - SGMM

    Not only do the wingers believe everything that they read on the internet, they have taken to weaving these disparate bits of spittle-flecked nonsense into tapestries of stupidity. It was the same back in the day when they convinced each other that Black Helicopters dispatched by the UN World Government were coming after them because they were such a threat.

  35. 35.

    Kevin K.

    The comments at Tapper’s place are comedy gold. The anti-Obama tin-foil-asshats are ferociously jockeying for position after Tapper mocked the inevitability of their "insane comments" at the end of his post:

    The OBAMACRIMES website is an ILLUMINATI DISTRACTION!!

    Learn the real truth about Obama’s SECRET PLAN to introduce BLACK SOCIALISM to America! Time is running out!! None dare call it conspiracy!!

    DON’T LET THE LIBERALS LAUGH!!

    Too late.

  36. 36.

    ppcli

    And what is the evidence that the story is bogus? API stands by its story and says it will release the audiotape.

    Good point. We haven’t seen a shred of evidence that this story is bogus. I hope the Maverick finally takes the gloves off and mentions this article at least 15 times in the debate tonight. It’ll be the game-changer he needs.

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place). This would be a constitutional disqualification of his candidacy.

    Oh – that’s a good one! Reading the wingnut fringe constitutional discussions for the next eight years is going to be fun. I was getting bored with the "income tax is unconstitutional" posts – time for some new lunacy.

  37. 37.

    Colonel Danite

    I just hope that McCain and his campaign take the advice of the Nutters and go on the attack tonight. He should mention Ayers and Wright and Odinga and anyone else they can come up with. Obama will be able to compare his substantive campaign to the fear-mongering of his opponent.

    I think it’s hilarious that the Right Wing blogoshphere is adamant in its belief that the only way McCain can win is to make McCain into a candidate that only the most extreme right wingers would like. Talk about living in a bubble.

  39. 39.

    wingnuts to iraq

    the best part about him bringing up Ayers is Obama being able to say….

    "Well, McCain, I’m glad you’re finally man enough to say this to my face. It only took 3 debates"

    Pwned.

  40. 40.

    Dennis - SGMM

    It’s a damned dirty shame that a Harvard educated lawyer who specialized in Constitutional Law doesn’t have Nozzlejobber’s understanding of his own lack of status to run for president.

  42. 42.

    burnspbesq

    Oh, yeah. Please bring up Ayers tonight. And then we can talk about McCain’s close ties to a terrorist who was actually convicted of a felony and went to prison, Gordon Liddy.

  43. 43.

    lethargytartare

    @nabalzbbfr:

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place). This would be a constitutional disqualification of his candidacy.

    your expectedly woeful knowledge of US law is shredded here.

  44. 44.

    gbear

    Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    Word has it that Johnny Cash did actually walk the line, but NOT because she was his.

  45. 45.

    Joe Lisboa

    O/T: did anyone else catch what the hell just happened on CNN (around 2:50 EST)? The anchor had two black conservatives on discussing the GE and right when I was tuning in one of them literally (h/t Joe Biden) ripped his mic off and stormed off-set. Did anyone catch what set him off? The gentleman who remained (whose name I missed) was backing Obama despite self-identifying as a conservative, so I have to assume the miffed guest was a McCain-backer.

    Did I just hallucinate this?

  46. 46.

    Joshau Norton

    Attention. Attention. McCain to unveil a new economic plan today. And every day from now on until he gets one that’s even close to being right.

  47. 47.

    tavella

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place). This would be a constitutional disqualification of his candidacy.

    Man, the crack they smoke just amuses the hell out of me. Born on American soil, you are a native-born citizen forever, unless you explicitly renounce your citizenship. Who adopts you means nothing at all.

  48. 48.

    binzinerator

    And what is the evidence that the story is bogus?

    Ohmygod, Nabalz, you are so right. Like, there is no evidence whatsoever that it’s false. Therefore, that must mean it’s true!

    Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place).

    Premise, conclusion. It’s all there. The steely logic of Nabalz again cannot be denied!

    Thatone is toast! It’s over! Obama’s hosed!

    Nabalz, you are a fucking logician. Hats off to you, sir!

  50. 50.

    Tim (The Other One)

    I’m still upset about that "Marcia Brady" stuff. It’s like my whole life is now one big lie.

  51. 51.

    Brachiator

    @JR:

    I just love that they’re trying to defend the honor of the most holy St. Jerome Corsi of Makinshitup.

    A great example of wingnut logic: A caller to a talk show berated the host for saying bad things about Sarah Palin when Corsi had "proved" bad crap about Obama (this alone is crazy illogic). The host asked how the caller knew this stuff was true. The caller said that he had heard it on the Hannity show and a local conservative talk show. And no place else.

    So, the wingnut true believers get their "facts" from right wing outlets and stop there. Any other media source is "liberal" and "biased." This isn’t "low information." This is "no information."

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage (according to US law), this would mean Obama thereupon lost his US citizenship (assuming he had it in the first place). This would be a constitutional disqualification of his candidacy.

    Wow! Just a whole mess of teh stupid! There is no "blockbuster" here, no facts, and nothing that is remotely accurate about the Constitution.

    But thanks for playing.

  52. 52.

    Mike

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia. Since Obama’s mother was underage

    She married Sotero when she was 25.

  53. 53.

    Comrade Darkness

    Sorry, folks, the “whitey” rant is all a hoax.

    And if it isn’t a hoax, who cares? I’m perfectly willing to translate whitey==>rich bitch banker. Rant away, sister.

  55. 55.

    gbear

    The real blockbuster in this story is that Sotero adopted Obama in Indonesia.

    And in other real big blockbuster news: MSN discovers LOLcats. Today. It’s on their front page this afternoon. Really.

  56. 56.

    SamFromUtah

    Entire right-wing blogosphere? I think not! You’ll never fool ol’ Ace:

    See? I don’t link every goofy report that floats into my transom.
    Posted by Ace at 02:21 PM

    Over the transom, maybe. But not into.

  57. 57.

    Warren Terra

    This is off topic, but for the nostalgic among Balloon Juice readers:
    at least for the last half-hour or so, it appears that a blog that I know many of us have proclaimed was our favorite, WordPress > Error, has a new home!

  59. 59.

    Punchy

    I’m still upset about that "Marcia Brady" stuff. It’s like my whole life is now one big lie.

    I cant believe I’ve come to find out that Hank Willy Jr. (per other thread) is a McCain fan. So which part of his alcohol abuse, drug abuse, 4+ ex-wives, or dancing on stage with half-naked women 1/4th his age is the conservative, family-values part?

  60. 60.

    Dennis - SGMM

    …it appears that a blog that I know many of us have proclaimed was our favorite, WordPress > Error, has a new home!

    I clicked on over. The nostalgia made me go all misty (snif!).

  61. 61.

    Perry Como

    @JR: Holy shit on a Senator Gramm cracker. I can’t believe I missed that. Wingnuts are defending Jerome "9/11 was an inside job by the New World Order" Corsi?

  62. 62.

    Jorge

    Talking points memo has some interesting reports from white swing voters in Ohio…

    http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/voting_for_obama_even_if_you_b.php

    "I’m gonna hate him the minute I vote for him. He’s gonna be a bad president. But I won’t ever vote for another god-damn Republican. I want the government to take over all of Wall Street and bankers and the car companies and Wal-Mart run this county like we used to when Reagan was President."

    "Well, I don’t know much about this terrorist group Barack used to be in with that Weather guy but I’m sick of paying for health insurance at work and that’s why I’m supporting Barack."

    You white people crazy.

    Bless your hearts.

  63. 63.

    Tom Ames

    More fun from Townhall.com

    American Flag
    At an Ohio campaign stop last week Obama gave a speech with a background of American flags which is quite common. However, if you look closely some of the flags are not American flags. The blue field has been changed to show an Obama seal. Yes, there are also stars but have no pattern and they do not add up to 50. With Obama making his own seal and now this it looks like maybe he is putting some credence to the recent article by Stanley Kurtz in the National Review. Is he planning on creating an African county within the US. I think the presence of these flags should be viewed with alarm. And I don’t want to hear any looney left comments that they are only decoration. They ARE a modification of the American Flag.

    to which a later commenter responds:

    the flag you’re asking about is the state flag of ohio.

    Example here.

  64. 64.

    Ghost of Cash

    And before anyone gets too worked up, Johnny Cash didn’t actually kill a man in Reno just to watch him die

    But Johnny Cash did kill a man for calling him a liar when Cash sang about killing a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    So, be careful. Cash may be dead, but that doesn’t mean Cash can’t kill.

  67. 67.

    Tim (The Other One)

    So which part of his alcohol abuse, drug abuse, 4+ ex-wives, or dancing on stage with half-naked women 1/4th his age is the conservative, family-values part?

    Punchy, I think it’s that whole needle swinging WAY over in the other direction. See: ‘crazy conservative sister over-compensating for misspent youth".

  70. 70.

    Napoleon

    American Flag
    At an Ohio campaign stop last week Obama gave a speech with a background of American flags which is quite common. However, if you look closely some of the flags are not American flags. The blue field has been changed to show an Obama seal. Yes, there are also stars but have no pattern and they do not add up to 50.

    OMG!!!! The nuns would force me to put up that flag everyday at my grade school in Youngstow, Ohio, right under the US flag, and that was in the 1970’s. I never knew it was an Obama flag!

  71. 71.

    El Cid

    Can someone explain how looking at that Memeorandum screen cap with one article and a bunch of right wing websites discussing tells me something? Is the implication that if they’re all linking to it, they’re all discussing it and thus implicitly endorsing the main article?

  72. 72.

    Comrade Jake

    @El Cid:

    I’m not sure how that website works exactly, but I suspect that’s close. Anyway, read the Tapper article on the subject, and make sure you read the comments. It’s like a goddamn idiot colony over there.

  73. 73.

    Dennis - SGMM

    Can someone explain how looking at that Memeorandum screen cap with one article and a bunch of right wing websites discussing tells me something?

    It tells you that when one wingnut posts what the voices in his head are telling him and then the rest link to it they have, through parthenogenesis, given birth to a new "fact."

  75. 75.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    the flag you’re asking about is the state flag of ohio.

    Pretty frightening their vote weighs the same as a sane persons does, huh?

  76. 76.

    AkaDad

    Saying Obama is an alien is utterly absurd, although I am concerned that he wants to give white people anal probes.

  77. 77.

    Josh Huaco

    @Napoleon:

    American Flag
    At an Ohio campaign stop last week Obama gave a speech with a background of American flags which is quite common. However, if you look closely some of the flags are not American flags. The blue field has been changed to show an Obama seal. Yes, there are also stars but have no pattern and they do not add up to 50.
    OMG! The nuns would force me to put up that flag everyday at my grade school in Youngstow, Ohio, right under the US flag, and that was in the 1970’s. I never knew it was an Obama flag!

    Also, Ohio wasn’t formally admitted to the Union until 1953 (see wingnuts furiously digging through Obama’s ancestry to find relatives who lived in Ohio once to prove he’s not a real American).

  78. 78.

    Napoleon

    (see wingnuts furiously digging through Obama’s ancestry to find relatives who lived in Ohio once to prove he’s not a real American).

    The paper had a big story 2 weeks ago on family members of his that did live in Ohio a long time ago (before 1953). He still has some distant cousins who were a little surprised that they had a cousin that was just a little darker complection then they see at the old family reunion.

  79. 79.

    Perry Como

    @AkaDad:

    Saying Obama is an alien is utterly absurd, although I am concerned that he wants to give white people anal probes.

    WITH HIS GAY MUSLIN PENIS!!!

  80. 80.

    Comrade Stuck

    Can someone explain how looking at that Memeorandum screen cap with one article and a bunch of right wing websites discussing tells me something?

    It’s the Hive instinct that gets them aroused, among other things, that cause them to swarm about and sting whatever they find. Even themselves, when one member holds up it’s appendage to ask a serious question. Kind of Like Africanized Obama Bees.

  81. 81.

    Calouste

    @wingnuts to iraq:

    And make a nice link to the Annenberg Challenge and a short biography of Walter Annenberg, the philantropist who funded all that: Creator of TV Guide, ambassador to the United Kingdom under Nixon, and the guy who Ronald Reagan liked to spend New Year’s Eve with.

    Oh, and Annenberg’s widow has endorsed John McCain recently, and was apparently on the board at the same time as Ayers and Obama.

  82. 82.

    Davebo

    That sound you hear is the sound of 10,000 Nigerians pecking away at their keyboards sending emails to conservative bloggers about a certain business transaction.

    Hell, Bob Owen’s email address is now worth 30k.

  86. 86.

    rea

    Well, of course Johnny Cash never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die!

    [He wound up stuck in Folsom Prison, so he had to have kidnapped him and taken him across the California border before shooting him]

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