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FISA Hold’Em

by John Cole|  June 21, 20089:27 am| 556 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

It has been a while since your have had a playable hand, and your supporters are antsy. But now you have a low pocket pair- the six of diamonds and the six of hearts. You push the betting pre-flop, and then it happens- the House flops an AK of diamonds and a K of clubs. You did what you could with your hand, but events beyond your control have left you in a really weak spot right now.

You are now out of position, you don’t have many outs, but the crowd is not cutting you any slack. Do you check, and try to limp into the turn to see what the Senate does there and on the river? That would be the smart play- the pot payoff is too low, the stakes are too high, and you need to get to the final table before you are in the money. Additionally, you don’t have much of a chip lead, as you spent the last few hours whittling away a really tenacious opponent, and while you eventually knocked her out of the game, others around you were growing strong as well, so you have to spend your chips wisely. But who knows, maybe something game changing will happen on the turn (a Feingold filibuster is sustained?).

Or do you, inexplicably, go all in? Just on the principle, and nothing else, because you really have no control over what the other players do and what happens on the turn and the river. That is what the crowd wants. They are catcalling and jeering, telling you to do it.

Choose wisely. Losing the hand will be bad, but knocking yourself out of the game before the final table would be worse, even if the crowd does not understand it.

Consider this an open thread, and no doubt one which will be marred by the inability to separate the politics of the FISA situation from the contents of the bill.

*** Update ***

Bonus poem my mother taught us all as we were learning to drive:

He was right, dead right
as he drove along.
But he is just as dead
as if he’d been wrong.

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McCain Has More Money Than Obama

by Michael D.|  June 21, 20088:54 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

It’s time to hit that Act Blue page!

John McCain, who was outraised by a 2-1 margin by Barack Obama during the presidential primaries, entered June with almost as much money as the presumptive Democratic nominee.

When combined with the Republican National Committee’s bank balance, McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee, had more money to spend than Obama during the three months leading up to the national party conventions.

McCain, an Arizona senator, had $31.6 million as of May 31, compared with $33.3 million for Obama, Federal Election Commission records show. The RNC had $53.5 million to just under $4 million for the Democrats.

Goal Thermometer

When combined with all those conservative 527 “swiftie-style” organizations, I’m going to guess the numbers are even more staggering. And you know the Republican National Committee will hit Obama hard using every underhanded, rotten tactic they can come up with (certification of birth certificate, middle names, Obama’s black children, etc.)

It’ll be buckets and buckets of stupidity, sure, but the RNC and conservative 527s are effective that way.

Update: “A new NEWSWEEK Poll shows that he has a substantial double-digit lead, 51 percent to 36 percent, over McCain among registered voters nationwide.”

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 20, 20088:45 pm| 115 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Have at it.

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Things I Learned Today

by John Cole|  June 20, 20085:19 pm| 478 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Previous Site Maintenance

Obama can not snap his fingers and magically change the minds of hundreds of Democrats elected by people other than Barack Obama, and because of it, he does not deserve the votes of the netroots.

Also, compromise means getting everything you want, not just shifting the debate and working to remove portions of a bill that you find objectionable. Compromise to the netroots is much like George Bush’s definition of compromise. Who would have thunk it.

Additionally, Obama apparently hates the Constitution.

The last thing I learned today is that the ideal candidate goes down with the ship. It does not matter if that candidate was right on the issue all along, did everything he could to win the fight, but that he must go down with the ship. It does not matter if the fight is already over and the battle lost, real candidates try to maximize the loss by inflicting political pain on themselves.

You all make me cranky. Enjoy President McCain, whiners.

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The Great Seal of Barack Obama

by Michael D.|  June 20, 20083:59 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

I don’t know if I am allowed to criticize Barack Obama here, but I am going to anyway. It’s about this:

The Seal of Barack Obama

He’s supposed to be a man of the people, and I think this is silly. Is “over-elevating” a word? I think this makes Barack Obama look very establishment. When I saw this today on CNN, I cringed. I really did. I kept thinking “He thinks he’s better than me.” I know that’s not true, but it’s kinda lame, and I don’t think it’s good. It’s a logo that you might think he wears on his smoking jacket. Perhaps I am overreacting. Families from “old money” have seals.

I think it makes him look elitist. Sorry. He has to win first.

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Epic Fail

by John Cole|  June 20, 200811:46 am| 304 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The Democratic Leadership as portrayed in a picture:

epic fail

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Friday Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 20, 200811:18 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Open Threads

I got your public financing right here, punks:

Goal Thermometer

Make my day.

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