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And The Troops Choose…

by John Cole|  April 8, 20081:00 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Military, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity

According to this ABC news piece, many choose Obama:

ABC’s Martha Raddatz asked American soldiers in Iraq what issues are most important to them when looking at the presidential candidates.
A look at the key political issues for U.S. soldiers in Iraq.

Though the military is not supposed to engage in partisan political activity, these soldiers spoke out about their personal endorsements, and their opinions are likely to matter. In 2004, 73 percent of the U.S. military voted for a presidential candidate, and officials believe it may be even higher this time around.

PFC Jeremy Slate said he supported Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., because of his stated intention to pull out of Iraq right away.

“That would be nice,” Slate said, “I’d like to be home, yea.”

SFC Patricia Keller also expressed support for Obama, citing his representation for change.

While I am glad many choose Obama, I generally think this sort of journalism is stupid and pointless, and watching liberals rush to promote it will be just as irritating as it is when right-wing blogs try to claim that the troops are overwhelmingly Republican. I understand the desire to pushback against the popular meme that the troops are all right-wing, but it is just that- a meme. As such, pushback against stupidity generally leads to more stupidity (as a reference, see the vast majority of the posts on this blog written by some idiot named John Cole).

Regardless, since we are dealing with unprovable generalities and anecdotes, let me offer my own. When I was active, I found that most of the troops were apolitical. When political influences were obvious, officers tended to trend more Republican, the enlisted tended to be more Democratic, but all of them were more “conservative” than the country at large. And when I say conservative, I don’t mean what conservative seems to mean today (a fetish for the fetus, tax cuts at all costs, and getting wood when discussing the prospect of permanent war.). I mean conservative in the sense that they were resistant to change. This isn’t very shocking, because every time there was a change of any type in the Army (at least while I was in), more ofthen than not we were getting screwed. There is a reason every one in the service knows what BOHICA means, and you get used to it after a while and develop a healthy aversion to change.

At any rate, back to the point at hand- I really don’t place much stock in the ABC piece. It is parsimonious in the sense that it would seem logical that troops on their third, fourth, and fifth tour of getting shot at and dodging IED’s might prefer the candidate who promises to bring them home, but this neglects the data that show that in-theater re-enlistments are quite solid.

Finally, no good will come from this piece, as it is unscientific, yet will be used by the usual suspects to discredit legitimate survey data presented by the media. Additionally, we will no doubt be treated to weeks of “HERE ARE SOLDIERS WHO WANT MCCAIN” pieces by the various idiots in the right-wing blogosphere, much like in the wake of Cindy Sheehan’s rise to notoriety we were treated to the grotesque spectacle of grieving parents who still supported the war being foisted into the media spotlight to share their grief and enthusiasm for our excellent adventure in Iraq. If I had to place bets, I would wager the Confederate Yankee and Weekly Standard are already on the case.

*** Update ***

Somewhat related from the Petraeus proceedings:

My favorite line of the day just came from Sen. James Webb (D.-Va.): “Combat was the most apolitical environment I’ve ever been in.”

And The Troops Choose…Post + Comments (81)

The Losses to Come

by John Cole|  April 8, 200812:09 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Everyone’s favorite word- trillion:

The International Monetary Fund said losses stemming from the U.S. mortgage crisis may approach $1 trillion, citing a “collective failure” to predict the breadth of the crisis.

Falling U.S. house prices and rising delinquencies may lead to $565 billion in mortgage-market losses, the IMF said in its annual Global Financial Stability report, released today in Washington. Total losses, including the securities tied to commercial real estate and loans to consumers and companies, may reach $945 billion, the fund said.

Via Calculated Risk, where we also learn that regulators are getting scared:

“We’ve got a real problem. And I do think we need to have more activist approaches. And I think it will be something we need to be honest with the American public about. We do need more intervention. It probably will cost some money.”

We are so fucked.

The Losses to ComePost + Comments (62)

Horton’s Tale of Three Lawyers

by John Cole|  April 8, 200811:23 am| 76 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Go. Read. Get pissed off.

Yet another one of thousands of disgraces of the worst administration and worst President of my lifetime.

Horton’s Tale of Three LawyersPost + Comments (76)

The Petraeus Testimony

by John Cole|  April 8, 20089:13 am| 86 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

“Iran… Progress… Six more months…”

I am not even listening, but we all know what is going to be said. I don’t know why we even go through this charade any more. Just buckle down and expect to waste money and lives for close to another year until Bush is out of office, and then expect thirty years of being blamed for “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” or some such bullshit.

Unless McCain wins, in which case we will be there forever, but don’t you dare say McCain wants us there for 100 years. Then you will just be lying about poor old St. john, and don’t you know he never lies.

Consider this an open thread. I am cranky and don’t want to deal with the bullshit today.

*** Update ***

And, just as the stage directions state, here is Fred Kagan working to keep us in Iraq (and Iran, too, if we are lucky!) forever:

Losing wars is always bad.

Thanks for the insight, jackass.

The Petraeus TestimonyPost + Comments (86)

Hillary’s Raw Deal

by John Cole|  April 7, 20086:52 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Looks like Hillary did in fact get a raw deal on the hospital story from the media and from bloggers (me included). Via Meteor Blades at the Great Orange Satan, this video:

Meteor Blades notes:

One can argue that politicians on the campaign trail should be a lot more careful in vetting the stories of real-life people they choose to offer as examples of how their political agenda is in tune with Americans’ real needs. Or, that they should just say that somebody told them this story instead of implying that they got the information firsthand. But passing along a possibly mistaken story someone tells in good faith is a far cry from lying.

This is not the same as the Tuzla nonsense, and I jumped the gun.

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The Bush Presidency

by John Cole|  April 7, 20084:28 pm| 93 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Ross Douthat blasts the historians who recently rated Bush as the worst President ever:

Remarking on this, er, finding, Matt takes the contrarian view that “Bush is probably correct to think that history will remember him kindly.” I wouldn’t go nearly that far (and nor would Matt, I suspect, if you really pressed him), but I will say, as someone who judges the Bush Administration more or less a failure, that it’s very easy for me to imagine a possible future in which Bush’s policies are widely judged to have been vindicated by events. (I have a piece on just this possibility forthcoming in the June issue of the Atlantic.)

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And yes, it’s also easy to imagine a future in which Bush ends up judged not only a failure, but a worse chief executive than James Buchanan and Herbert Hoover – though for this to happen, I would submit, the worst Bush-created disasters would have to still be ahead of us, since neither the occupation of Iraq nor anything else our current POTUS has been involved in rivals the Civil War or the Great Depression for sheer destructive impact.

All of which is to say that sixty-one percent of the historians’ sample are ax-grinding fools whose nitwittery dishonors their profession. Judge Bush a failure by all means, but the fact that his legacy is only beginning its long unspooling ought to give anyone with even a glancing knowledge of history’s cunning passages – let alone a so-called “professional” – pause before pronouncing his administration the worst in American history.

While I tend to agree with both Douthat’s assessment regarding Bush (although I would not hedge my language and simply stick to “failure,” and have, on occasion, noted he is the worst President of my lifetime) and his assessment that Bush’s true impact on history should best be judged by future historians who will have more of a long view, I do find his full-throated attack on the 61% who found Bush to be the worst a little harsh. After all, when you boil down Ross’s argument, what he is in essence stating is that “Sure, Bush is a failure, and we need to wait to determine if he is Civil War bad or merely Great Depression bad.”

That can’t be the legacy Bush and Rove set out to create.

The Bush PresidencyPost + Comments (93)

Chutzpah

by John Cole|  April 7, 200810:05 am| 154 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, General Stupidity

According to CNN, Obama leads Clinton 1629 to 1486 delegates, has won more states, and leads in the popular vote, and is well on his way to closing out the primary election. As such, Patty Solis Doyle, Clinton’s former campaign bigwig who was ousted for, well, incompetence, is offering up the new fusion ticket with Obama and Clinton. Small problem- Doyle wants the candidate trailing in delegates and states won and popular vote to head the ticket (via Marc Armbinder):

If you can’t figure out why Obama would decide to give up his lead and agree to be the Vice President, you just don’t think like a Clinton supporter. The reason you would do this is simple- because it would be awesome:

It just never stops. I can’t decide if Hillary is running a Presidential campaign or a push to employ more SNL writers.

*** Update ***

Bonus dementia from Taylor Marsh commenters:

Good Gravy!

Let Hillary pick her own VP.

hadenough | 04.07.2008 – 12:22 pm

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This is not something that I would like to see. I am not a fan of Barack Obama, and this will make it much more difficult for me to vote for Hillary. I think that if this were to happen, the Democrats will lose a lot of support in November. I don’t want Barack Obama to even have a chance at being president. What if something were to happen to Hillary while she was president? Barack would then become the president and I would not like that one bit. Please don’t sign the petition!

Nomobama | 04.07.2008 – 12:26 pm

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Please go to the Marc Ambinder site and post a comment. It is very pro-Obama and nasty towards Hillary. Big surprise. I just said “Hillary should definitely choose her own VP”. So go make a comment for our girl.

hillgirl | 04.07.2008 – 12:35 pm

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Any ticket with Obama is damaged goods. This ship for this idea has sailed.

Hillary should be free to pick any VP she wants to.

This is not about making nice- it’s about winning in November.

titan90 | 04.07.2008 – 12:39 pm

In the alternate universe in which Hillary supporters reside, not only is Hillary winning, but Obama doesn’t even deserve second place.

Seriously, what is going on? Is this a cult? Are these people drugged? Should we start to worry now, or when they start wearing identical black suits with Nikes?

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