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Hunh?

by John Cole|  January 19, 20081:13 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

If you needed anymore evidence that the right-wing really is clogged with people who are little more than authoritarians with a built-up need to be servile to their leadership, check out this Captain Ed post in which he agrees that the reporter I linked last night was right on the facts, but still was wrong:

Earlier this week, AP reporter Glen Johnson acted unprofessionally by essentially heckling Mitt Romney during a press conference when Romney said that he would not be beholden to lobbyists if elected President. Even a bystander called Johnson “rude and ugly”, a moment caught on YouTube. However, the Boston Herald — a paper with a rightward bent — believes that Johnson may have won on the facts while losing on the visuals…

Does this make Johnson look any better? No, but it makes Romney look a little worse. Politicians like to deride lobbyists and claim that they will have no favors to repay when they get to Washington, but it’s hard to make that argument when more than a dozen of them raise funds for the candidate. Regardless of whether they “run” the campaign, these lobbyists have helped fund it, and that makes the anti-lobbyist rhetoric somewhat hypocritical, regardless of the parsing of the word “run”.

Got it? Romney lied out his ass, even right-wing newspapers are calling him on his bullshit, and Ed claims it was Johnson who was “rude and unprofessional.”

Apparently, the professional response would have been to swallow Romney’s bullshit and say nothing like a good little stenographer. I mean, how dare someone have the temerity to call a liar a liar? So rude!

This attitude really is appalling. It is not rude and unprofessinal to ask tough questions. it is not rude and unprofessional to argue with a candidate when they are lying (or, if you prefer it, “spinning.”). It is not rude to call bullshit. Mitt Romney is asking us for OUR vote. We owe him nothing, and he has to earn our respect.

He could start earning that respect by being honest. Until then, I encourage some more “unprofessional” and “rude” behavior.

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Snow in Atlanta

by Michael D.|  January 19, 200811:30 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Snow in Atlanta

We’re just not used to this.

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Mitt Romney- Still A Liar

by John Cole|  January 19, 200811:28 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Day two of the lobbying hijinks:

Former Bay State Gov. Mitt Romney, who has cast himself as a Washington outsider and blasted his opponents’ ties to lobbyists, has more than a dozen federally registered lobbyists raising money for him and several others advising his campaign, records show.

At a Nashua event the day before the New Hampshire primary, Romney said, “I don’t have years and years of favors to repay, lobbyists who have raised all sorts of money for me.”

But at least 13 lobbyists work as so-called bundlers – those responsible for prodding deep-pocketed donors and generating vast sums of money for the candidate – according to records compiled by nonprofit Washington watchdog Public Citizen.

But did they sit in on senior strategy meetings?

Seriously, if people are looking for Bush’s heir, this guy is it. Another blue-blood with a penchants for making shit up and saying whatever, Mitt is completely beholden to corporate interests, surrounded by sycophants who get upset if you dare question him, attractive enough that he can get the golf reclublican vote, enthusiastic about torture yet completely willing to act religious when the scenario calls for it- the guy is a Bush clone. No wonder Hugh Hewitt has such a man-crush- the past 8 years have been so good, and he sees eight more just like it with Multiple Choice Mitt. hell, might as well ask what Dick is up to the next 8 years.

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Mythbusters and Pigs

by Michael D.|  January 19, 200811:11 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I love the show Mythbusters on Discovery. But I do have an issue. I am not a vegetarian by any means. But I try to eat more plant-based than anything. Having said that, I don’t make a religion of it. I just have a major problem with the show.

What bothers me is that they use pigs when they want to simulate humans. I don’t have a real big issue with people eating pigs (and I’m a Jew.) What I DO have a problem with is wasting a pig to, for example, show that people don’t fly backwards when shot with a bullet.

This sounds stupid, I know, but it doesn’t matter to me what animal is used. If you’re going to use the animal for meat, that’s mostly ok with me (I have issues with factory farms, but that’s another post), but if you’re going to kill what was a living being to show how people might react to a bullet, that’s disgusting to me – especially for entertainment. What a fucking waste. It pisses me off.

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Now Is The Time

by Michael D.|  January 19, 20088:25 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

If you don’t tear up a little when listening to this, you are not human.

Incredible. It never loses its inspiration, does it?

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Happy Saturday

by Michael D.|  January 19, 20087:34 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Don’t know about you, but I have been looking forward to the weekend. Love my job and all, but it was a busy week, and now we’re expecting 1-3″ of snow in Atlanta. Not enough to build a snowman, but perhaps enough to build a snowhead. In any case, Charlotte will be completely beside herself when I take her out in the snow, again.

In other news, Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin’s ex-husband had his property seized at Atlanta airport for failure to pay taxes (just heard it on TV, can’t find an online link). Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson Airport has always been a make-work project for politicians. It should be privatized. If that happened, Atlanta could eliminate property taxes.

But I digress. The most important news is the snow. Open thread. What’s happenin?

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 18, 20088:44 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Create your own obscene joke with this headline:

“Bush calls for ‘direct and rapid’ stimulus”

Have fun.

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