Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

When I was faster i was always behind.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

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  4. 4.

    wilfred the shoe throwing Norwegian

    What does that make the TogerBeat Boys?

    Aspirating Assholes of Asininity?
    Shattering Shitheads of Sherlockness?
    Winking Wonks of Wankerdom?

    Agnew would know.

  5. 5.

    former capitalist

    I’m not going over there to read the stupid. But really, Obama reminds them of Nixon? WTF? What’s the connection?

    I know I don’t have to wear garlic around my neck to ward off the apparently oncoming Obama evil.

    And, that picture of Mr. Nattering Nabobs brings back some really bad memories.

  7. 7.

    DRD 1812

    Pumas, tigers, what are these, Apple operating systems? Other animals can have rapid response teams. How about the Frog Force? Possum Pouncers? Chipmunk Chargers?

  13. 13.

    Zifnab

    Wait, if Barack Obama reminds you of Richard Nixon, does that mean the wingnuts are conceding that he spent the 60s beating up the Commies in California? Does that make Joe Biden into Gerald Ford? Or George Bush into LBJ? If so, who is JKF? Does Dennis Prague become Janice Joplin?

  14. 14.

    Tom

    So let the record reflect: I am not saying that Timothy Geithner is as corrupt as Spiro Agnew proved to be or as unfit for the office to which he, Geithner, aims. It would be far too premature to make these claims.

    This is how he ends the post. What’s notable is that nowhere in the post does he say what he is saying. He starts off by saying, does Geithner remind you of Agnew? Then he spends the rest of the post saying why the comparison is unfair.

    I love when people do this. From what I heard, it pretty much what Goldberg did with the entirety of Liberal Fascism.

    Make a claim or comparison. Then go on to say that the comparison is not really fair or valid.

    But to the rabid wing-nuts, the message is clear: Obama is Nixon. Liberals are fascists.

    It’s the most underhanded, dishonest form of commentary out there.

  18. 18.

    Keith

    I’m quaking in my boots at the thought of hybrid PUgers running around comparing people to other people.

  19. 19.

    Hob

    Obama is exactly like Nixon in two ways:
    1. There are five letters in his last name.
    2. He writes his own books.
    What more do you need?

  21. 21.

    4tehlulz

    You would think that the PUMAs would be reminded of Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, but that would kill all their haet for an Obama appointee, so it’s understandable that their memories of the early 90s would be a bit….blank.

  23. 23.

    gex

    How, exactly, does it help the GOP to compare who they consider questionable Dems to GOOPers who are widely considered to be questionable? Is "OMG they are almost as bad as us?" and an effective tactic?

  24. 24.

    David Hunt

    But to the rabid wing-nuts, the message is clear: Obama is Nixon. Liberals are fascists.

    Wait. Obama is a Liberal. Does that mean that conservatives have proved Nixon was facist?

  25. 25.

    jackiebinaz

    Maybe Goldberry and Erick Erickson should get together and have spawn wingnut babies hellchildren.

    edited for accuracy

  26. 26.

    Zifnab

    Wait. Obama is a Liberal. Does that mean that conservatives have proved Nixon was facist?

    It proves that liberals are conservatives from the 1960s, if that helps.

  28. 28.

    gbear

    @Hob:

    3. He has a healthcare plan more progressive than anything that’s likely to get passed.

    @wilfred the shoe throwing Norwegian:

    I’ll vote for #2 just because the word ‘Sherlockness’ is so cool. I’d also vote to shorten TogerBeat to TogaBeat. It has a nice fratboy ring to it.

  29. 29.

    MattF

    Winston Churchill reminds me of Captain Kangaroo.
    Peter Pan reminds me of Calvin Coolidge.
    Peggy Noonan reminds me of Fred Flintstone.
    Betty Boop reminds me of Teddy Roosevelt.

    Well, not really.

  30. 30.

    The Moar You Know

    I no longer believe there is any such thing as a "PUMA". I think they’re just Republicans spoofing as disaffected Democrats.

  32. 32.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Did you see their new conspiracy theory yesterday WRT the interview done back in 1996 and just published by Le Monde? According to the wiley PUMA’s why would such a major newspaper be interviewing an unknown guy and his wife back in 1996 when he wasn’t even a senator yet?

    Exhibit A:

    "Except this interview was given in 1996. Why was Le Monde interested in the Obamas in 1996 when he wasn’t even a blip on the radar screen and hadn’t won anything yet? Let’s think about the implications. Le Monde would have had to have known he existed. He was just an obscure Chicago lawyer with no major accomplishments and no election victories under his belt. Who the f%^* would have cared? *I* had won more public offices by 1996 than Obama. Le Monde wasn’t beating my door down for an interview. So, the question is: who has been grooming him and for how long?"

    This is so full of fail it is pathetic (natch) mainly due to the fact that Le Monde never interviewed him, it was an author working on a book about American married couples who did (and who chose not to put him in the book cause he and Michelle were too "normal") Le Monde just recently found the transcript of the interview. Secondly I dunno maybe the fact that he was the first black president of the Harvard Law Review might have had something to do with it, ya know cause his fizzog had been on the front page of all the major newspapers in the US or something.

  33. 33.

    Betty Cracker

    The author, Heidi Li Feldman, is the most pretentious, irritating PUMAtard since Lady Lynn Forrester de Rothschild of "I say, Muffy, Obama is an elitist!" fame. Feldman used to sign her blog posts "Heidi Li Feldman, JD, PhD" — an absurd conceit that was too much even for the brain-dead morons who hang out at the PUMA boards to tolerate.

    Oh, and she reminds me of Aileen Wuornos. I’m not saying she’s a $10 prostitute. As far as I know, she hasn’t killed several men, dumped their bodies in wooded areas and stolen their wallets and cars. But hey, if Barack Obama reminds me of Peter the Great, obviously Feldman is analogous to Wuornos.

  36. 36.

    RememberNovember

    Quick SAT verbal question:
    (many red-staters would fail fwiw)

    Barack Obama is to Richard M Nixon as George W Bush is to

    1. Richard M Nixon
    2. Millard Fillmore
    3. Thomas Jefferson
    4. Dick Cheney

  39. 39.

    Robin G.

    You know, there are times that I really think we’ve seen the stupidest, most absurd behavior of the Wingnutosphere. And then they always top themselves.

  41. 41.

    NR

    @Zifnab:

    You can make a pretty convincing argument that Nixon was the last liberal president. Look at his environmental policies, for example.

  42. 42.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    If a cheeseburger reminds you of the quadratic equation, what does Delaware remind you of?

  43. 43.

    Shygetz

    You can make a pretty convincing argument that Nixon was the last liberal president. Look at his environmental policies, for example.

    "You can make a pretty convincing argument that G.W. Bush was the last liberal president. Look at his AIDS in Africa policies, for example."

    The answer to both propositions is "Yeah, if you ignore EVERYTHING else they did and only focus on one or two cherry-picked items, and then view those items in the most favorable light possible, then you might be able to convince an absolute moron with that argument. Maybe."

  46. 46.

    NR

    @Shygetz: It’s not just the environment. Look at his drug policies (focused primarily on drug treatment, rather than putting people in prison), normalizing relations with China, ballistic missiles, signed lots of civil rights laws, etc.

  50. 50.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    @Phoenix Woman:

    It gets better, this was the banner headline over a pumapac today I KID YOU NOT:

    "If you believe in Puma PAC and our mission — *if you want us to continue being the most effective group of political activists in a generation* — will you help us reach our goal today?" (emphasis mine)

    The nano second I saw "effective" the tea I was drinking hit my monitor.

  51. 51.

    PAnAmerican

    The author of that mess on Fox. Adult cow hat!

    Question: If Heidi Li Feldman, J.D., Ph.D reminds you of Dr. Frank N. Furter……

    Ah fuck it. That’s a man, baby!

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