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Stupid Tech Question

by John Cole|  February 6, 200910:33 am| 79 Comments

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For reasons that are right now a complete mystery, when I try to view links to .pdf documents, the following happens:

I then have to click the “OK” twice, then go back and right click the link to the document, save it to my desktop, and then view it that way. It would be nice if the thing would just open the way it is supposed to and did as recently as a few days ago.

Any suggestions? How do I fix this? And no, I have not installed anything new, and this is the Vista machine.

I will ban anyone who even thinks about turning this thread into an Apple v. PC debate.

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  1. 1.

    James Hare

    February 6, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Uninstall Acrobat and re-install it. Had a similar problem with a PC here at work and that was the only thing that fixed it.

  2. 2.

    Conservatively Liberal

    February 6, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Have you updated your Acrobat recently? It is possible that your plugin is not ‘seeing’ Acrobat. Try reinstalling the plugin.

    If that fails, keep a hammer close by.

  3. 3.

    neal peart

    February 6, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Number 1 is correct.

  4. 4.

    Jeff

    February 6, 2009 at 10:39 am

    You restart yet? Not to be all IT about it, but after years of being prescribed that same medicine, it’s my first course of action, always.

  5. 5.

    Comrade Darkness

    February 6, 2009 at 10:39 am

    re-install from a fresh download.

    Adobe has an auto updater thing because it tends to have security holes. It possibly did something to the install without your knowledge.

  6. 6.

    Dave

    February 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Re-install XP. Duh. : )

  7. 7.

    Crusty Dem

    February 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I agree with James, but it could also be your browser settings.

  8. 8.

    John Cole

    February 6, 2009 at 10:42 am

    @James Hare: Ugh. I hope I can find my disc. I have a paid version.

  9. 9.

    Comrade Darkness

    February 6, 2009 at 10:43 am

    >Re-install XP. Duh. : )

    Heh.

  10. 10.

    TheHatOnMyCat

    February 6, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I have not installed anything new

    I can and will operate anywhere from 10 to 20 different machines on any given day.

    You may not have installed anything, but Windows may have. Check your update history. And be prepared to do a restore to a point at least several days back.

    Windows Update may have nothing to do with your problem, but for my Vista machines, it happens often enough that once I have done the obvious stuff, I look at rolling back updates. This solves my problem about half the time.

    Vista is an update whore. Unless you have turned off Windows Updates, it is always doing something in the background.

  11. 11.

    Joshua Norton

    February 6, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Are you using Firefox? I just had a new version auto-install on me. Make sure your Adobe add-on is compatible with the new software. I always lose a few things when they push out a "new & improved" version of FF.

  12. 12.

    Matthew

    February 6, 2009 at 10:44 am

    If you use Firefox download Foxit Reader it is much smaller and faster than Acrobat.

  13. 13.

    Comrade Darkness

    February 6, 2009 at 10:44 am

    @John Cole,

    you don’t need the disc, just the registration key.

    In order to fix your browser plug in, I don’t think it matters. Especially since running it directly is still working. Try just downloading the regular reader if you can’t find your key.

  14. 14.

    The Other Steve

    February 6, 2009 at 10:45 am

    I would try the reinstall Adobe first.

    Next idea. If you open Acrobat Reader by itself, and then go to Edit -> Preferences… under the Internet section is an option titled "Display PDF in browser". By turning this off, PDF documents will launch acrobat independently. I prefer it to operate this way.

  15. 15.

    BAS

    February 6, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Download Foxit Reader – it’s like Acrobat, except about a billion times better (faster, won’t crash your PC, tabbed viewing for multiple docs, etc.).

    Available here.

  16. 16.

    Joshua Norton

    February 6, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Try just downloading the regular reader if you can’t find your key.

    What he said. You don’t really need Acrobat just to read PDF’s.

  17. 17.

    UG

    February 6, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Install Foxit Reader, it’s a freeware program that is absolutely great, much much faster than Adobe Acrobat reader. I never use Acrobat anymore. Try it.

  18. 18.

    TheHatOnMyCat

    February 6, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @Joshua Norton:

    Yes, that too.

  19. 19.

    El Cid

    February 6, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Have you considered calling for a tax cut yet? That always works.

  20. 20.

    milo

    February 6, 2009 at 10:53 am

    See BAS at #14. Foxit is the way to go.

  21. 21.

    Graeme

    February 6, 2009 at 10:53 am

    I don’t have much to add, other than to say that my Vista and XP machines both seem to like to go to war on Adobe products regularly. Vista particularly hates Acrobat and Presenter.

  22. 22.

    BenA

    February 6, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Install a free third party Adobe plug in. There are a couple of halfway decent ones out their… for the most part they are MUCH smaller. I use one at home, but unfortunately I don’t have it’s name.

  23. 23.

    Rex

    February 6, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Third in favor of Foxit. Also includes a scaled measuring tool for doing take-offs from building plans. If you ever have need of that sort of tool.

  24. 24.

    Ugh

    February 6, 2009 at 10:56 am

    I do find that eating non-organic Granny Smiths tends to rile up the politically correct here in my office.

  25. 25.

    JGabriel

    February 6, 2009 at 10:59 am

    So is this the thread where we talk about Linux?

    (Ducks and covers)

    .

  26. 26.

    TheHatOnMyCat

    February 6, 2009 at 10:59 am

    @milo:

    Just installed it, very cool, thanks for the tip.

    Foxit = win

  27. 27.

    theturtlemoves

    February 6, 2009 at 11:00 am

    @milo: I third (or maybe fourth or fifth if anyone beat me to the punch) the recommendation of Foxit. Acrobat is a bloated piece of crap.

  28. 28.

    robertdsc

    February 6, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Have you considered calling for a tax cut yet? That always works.

    Ha.

  29. 29.

    lutton

    February 6, 2009 at 11:03 am

    whoa, slow down with the complete reinstall until you check if Acrobat/Reader is trying to, or waiting to update itself. I’ve had that exact thing happen, and it seemed to be related the the Adobe updated waiting to perform an update it had downloaded.

    edit: wow, what was up with my typing on that?!?

    Once I let it do that, everything began working as it should.

    A complete uninstall and reinstall should also rectify that stituation, but might not be necessary if you peform the update.

  30. 30.

    Dave Herman

    February 6, 2009 at 11:10 am

    You deal with these things kind of the same way as your school librarian taught you to use the card catalog: start with the most specific thing you hope should work, then work outwards to broader and broader solutions.

    In this case, try these steps until you hit on one that works (#4 is the most likely, as others have already suggested).

    1. Restart your web browser.
    2. Restart your computer.
    3. Reinstall the Acrobat plugin.
    4. Reinstall Acrobat Reader.
    5. Reinstall the web browser.
    6. Reinstall Windows.
    7. Dig a 3 foot hole in the ground, bury computer inside, refill with soil and fertilizer, water regularly, and hope something more useful grows.

  31. 31.

    Fwiffo

    February 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Turn off the plugin and it should resort to using the external program.

    See, the way browser plugins work, is that they read your mind, then do the exact opposite of what you want, then crash the browser. Brilliant technology, really.

  32. 32.

    JenJen

    February 6, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Speaking of Acrobat, do they update their software like, every half-hour or something? Seems like every time I open a .pdf, Adobe prompts me to install the newest version.

    Gah!!

  33. 33.

    Dave Herman

    February 6, 2009 at 11:16 am

    John: if you have a paid version of Acrobat, I bet you should probably be able to download it and use your key. If you’ve lost the key, you can probably contact Adobe and have them send you a new one. You’re a paying customer–they’re your bits! So to speak.

  34. 34.

    Blue Neponset

    February 6, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Cast remove curse.

  35. 35.

    Joshua Norton

    February 6, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Turn off the plugin and it should resort to using the external program.

    Or you could get a scribe and a quill pen. The only problem there is you have to keep hollerin’ "Hurry up!" at them. Also.

  36. 36.

    bvac

    February 6, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Another vote for Foxit. Even though the latest acrobat has been slimmed down quite a bit, Foxit still rules.

  37. 37.

    Punchy

    February 6, 2009 at 11:24 am

    I will ban anyone who even thinks about turning this thread into an Apple v. PC debate.

    Agreed! Just because Apple sucks, is overpriced, is trendy, and launches minor accessories like a iPod leather case with the fanfare reserved for moonlandings and assassinations doesn’t mean we need to debate their inferiority with PCs.

  38. 38.

    Maxwel

    February 6, 2009 at 11:25 am

    I also recommend Foxit.

  39. 39.

    Caladan

    February 6, 2009 at 11:31 am

    First, download the latest version of acrobat form adobe.

    Second, Close all your browsers.

    Third, uninstall acrobat using the uninstall wizard.

    Fourth, Install the new version of acrobat

  40. 40.

    dmsilev

    February 6, 2009 at 11:35 am

    I will ban anyone who even thinks about turning this thread into an Apple v. PC debate.

    I’m a strong believer in "the best of both worlds". Mac, with a copy of VMWare or Parallels, hosting a session of XP running inside a virtual machine. If you use what Parallels calls Coherence mode, all applications share the same desktop irrespective of what OS they’re running under, making it trivial to mix and match. (VMWare has something similar, though I forget the name).

    It’s technically possible to go in the other direction, with a Windows machine as host, and OSX running inside the virtual machine, but Apple’s EULA prohibits that. I’m sure people have hacked together solutions to do it, but nobody’s selling a turnkey solution.

    -dms

  41. 41.

    Catsy

    February 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Install Foxit Reader, it’s a freeware program that is absolutely great, much much faster than Adobe Acrobat reader. I never use Acrobat anymore. Try it.

    Quoted and affirmed for the umpteenth time. Acrobat, like so many other Adobe products, is a cumbersome, unintuitive, bloated piece of crap that achieves widespread usage only by dint of the fact that it’s their format.

  42. 42.

    spork_incident

    February 6, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Use a Mac

    (What, 30-some comments and not this?)

    Speaking of Acrobat, do they update their software like, every half-hour or something?

    Truly.

    .

  43. 43.

    SLKRR

    February 6, 2009 at 11:41 am

    No reason to start an Apple vs. PC war when this thread is perfect for Vista bashing.

  44. 44.

    mantis

    February 6, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Foxit Reader is the way to go. I used to have all kinds of problems opening .pdf files from browser links using Acrobat. Foxit works great and uses a fraction of system resources.

  45. 45.

    Face

    February 6, 2009 at 11:44 am

    It cracks me up that every tech thread Cole starts ends up with about 150 of the following comments, almost verbatim:

    "John, it’s cuz (fill in any software) absolutely sucks. It’s outdated, unuseable, and a piece of crap. Try (fill in some obscure acronym’d name with at least 5 letters, some uppercase, some lowercase, sold/offered by some no-name company in Seattle), its the shit."

    So many nerds, so little time.

  46. 46.

    Peter J

    February 6, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Could not launch Acrobat.

    I guess with the news that Pajamas Media is shutting down their ad network, the circus left. So no more acrobats.

    For a more serious answer, I would add my voice to the heap of voices telling you to install Foxit instead.

  47. 47.

    The Moar You Know

    February 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

    No reason to start an Apple vs. PC war when this thread is perfect for Vista bashing.

    Let’s face it, people – why bash either Apple or Microsoft when we can bash Adobe – and for far better reasons?

    Look, Vista is fine. Those who don’t like it are crybabies who don’t adapt well to change. Seriously. However, I’ve been using Server 2008 for a few months now and I’ve got to say that it is the nicest OS I’ve ever used.

  48. 48.

    The Moar You Know

    February 6, 2009 at 11:52 am

    OT: The Artisan of the Brick Oven has died. I expect Backyard Crematory Bill to become an hero shortly.

  49. 49.

    Bob In Pacifica

    February 6, 2009 at 11:53 am

    No question is stupid.

  50. 50.

    TenguPhule

    February 6, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Off topic, Hamas really is the worst enemy of Palestinians

    I look forward to wilfred and friends explaining how stealing supplies from aid agencies is supposed to help Palestinians.

  51. 51.

    TenguPhule

    February 6, 2009 at 11:57 am

    No reason to start an Apple vs. PC war when this thread is perfect for Vista bashing.

    But we are all united against Vista, where’s the fun in that?

  52. 52.

    Josh Hueco

    February 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Any opportunity to repost this Onion story is golden. And I say that as a bona fide Mac cultist, complete with iPod, MacBook, Time Capsule, and the whole suite of iWork/iLife/Aperture software.

  53. 53.

    Karen

    February 6, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Hmmm. I went to create an Acrobat document, & it couldn’t find the PDF filemakers. I’ve already had it run in repair mode & restarted. Didn’t work. Had to fax in the docs that needed to go. I just did a delete/reinstall from the disk, a week or so ago. This is a Vista machine.

    Help?

  54. 54.

    Nannergrrl

    February 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    If you also have Reader installed on your comp, then the two have begun to fight like pigs under a blanket. Just remove your Reader program and have all of your Adobe needs meet by Acrobat.

  55. 55.

    gizmo

    February 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Windows once gave me an error message that said:

    "Your domain needs to be resolved."

    Ever since, I’ve had doubts about the legitimacy of my existence.

  56. 56.

    TheHatOnMyCat

    February 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    @Punchy:

    FTW

  57. 57.

    frederick the omnipotent

    February 6, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    John,

    You might try the Medeival Help Desk:

    youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ

  58. 58.

    Eric U.

    February 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    I’ve bought some computers recently from Dell. I always laugh when they call the operating system "Vista downgrade."
    What they mean is that the system comes with XP installed, but it has a Vista license. But it’s still funny.

    I have grown to hate Foxit reader. I just upgraded, and maybe it will be better.

  59. 59.

    joe in oklahoma

    February 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    John, it doesn’t have to be an Apple vs Windoze debate, but …

    you could utilize safari browser on a PC.
    safari opens all PDFs in the browser unless you direct it to do otherwise. very helpful.
    just trying to offer a suggestion.

  60. 60.

    Screamin' Demon

    February 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I will ban anyone who even thinks about turning this thread into an Apple v. PC debate.

    Banning people for their thoughts? How liberally fascistic of you.

  61. 61.

    rreay

    February 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    @BAS:
    Last time I tried foxit it did a lot of things right. But… It’s printing ability blows. It printed blocky fonts and could never deal with margins and borders right.

  62. 62.

    Hedley Lamarr

    February 6, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Another vote here for Foxit. My only Adobe product now is Flash. Make sure you keep that updated, and for that I recommend Secunia PSI.

  63. 63.

    bago

    February 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Technically, it looks like the registration of the pdf extension/MIMEtype is corrupted in your browser settings. It’s probably looking for acroPDF.dll and can’t find it either due to a path mismatch or a registry mismatch. Uninstall-reinstall of the plugin should reset the registry and path to the proper places.

  64. 64.

    Tim in SF

    February 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    OFF TOPIC

    —-

    Has anyone see this? Latest cuts to the stimulus are nauseating.

    theplumline.whorunsgov.com/stimulus-package/latest-cuts-to-the-stim-package-head-start-child-nutriti…

    —-

    /OFF TOPIC

  65. 65.

    Nerf

    February 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Spit in the back and give it a good whomp.

  66. 66.

    TeriMac

    February 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Restart your computer if you already haven’t and then if that doesn’t work open your taskmanager see what is running and what software is running and what isn’t running. It may be running in the background, and if it is you simply want to make sure the program isn’t running, shut it down through the taskmanager. Restart and everything should be fine.

  67. 67.

    different church-lady

    February 6, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Why do you want to read that document anyway?

  68. 68.

    TeriMac

    February 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Open your taskmanager by the old ctrl/alt/delete method. It is the second tab it says processes.

  69. 69.

    NonWonderDog

    February 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Foxit is fucking worthless to me until they fix their codepage support. It should NOT be hard to write a program that can open files with Cyrillic names.

  70. 70.

    Martin

    February 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    John, this is not the PDF you are looking for.

    /Vista Jedi hand wave

    Quit trying to fight the Force.

  71. 71.

    Catsy

    February 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    It cracks me up that every tech thread Cole starts ends up with about 150 of the following comments, almost verbatim: "John, it’s cuz (fill in any software) absolutely sucks. It’s outdated, unuseable, and a piece of crap. Try (fill in some obscure acronym’d name with at least 5 letters, some uppercase, some lowercase, sold/offered by some no-name company in Seattle), its the shit." So many nerds, so little time.

    And yet for those paying attention, it’s amazing how many of those threads end up with John using and loving some obscure acronymic freeware made by some college kid in Seattle based on the recommendations of so many nerds.

    Why, it’s almost as if the near-unanimity of the recommendations in these threads had some deeper meaning beyond identifying the shocking fact that a blog has a large nerd population! I’m sure it’ll come to you.

  72. 72.

    drag0n

    February 6, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Buy a mac already.

    Sheesh…

  73. 73.

    Polish the Guillotines

    February 6, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Could not launch Acrobat.

    Things you hear at Cirque du Soleil ?

  74. 74.

    Ripley

    February 6, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Upgrade to DOS already. Shee… wait, what?

  75. 75.

    Jason

    February 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Another vote for Foxit here. Big improvement over Acrobat.

  76. 76.

    Steeplejack

    February 7, 2009 at 12:27 am

    @different church-lady:

    Heh. Good one. That works for me a lot.

  77. 77.

    dianne

    February 7, 2009 at 4:39 am

    We had the same problem with Adobe – when we downloaded Vista, Microsoft installed a patch on Adobe and it disabled Adobe. Got rid of Vista and reinstalled XP but the patch remained. Could not reinstall or upgrade Adobe and have been dead in the water as far PDF files are concerned for months.
    Just installed Foxit and just printed my first PDF file since we started this whole mess.
    Thank you – we were about to call in the techs and now we don’t have to.

  78. 78.

    DrDave

    February 7, 2009 at 6:17 am

    I’ll cast another vote for Foxit; it is faster and a much more dependable way to open pdfs, especially from within Firefox.

    This holds true whether you are running Winders on a PC or in Boot Camp on your Mac. 8>)

  79. 79.

    stacey

    February 7, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Recently certain online journals have started making their default downloaded files into html pdfs where you have to be connected to their server to be able to open. It takes some doing but you can force them to download as a pdf, or convert to normal pdf while attached to their server.

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