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Broderdammerung

by DougJ|  November 5, 20091:44 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

This could easily have been written by an artificial intelligence program:

A year after Barack Obama’s election stirred broad hopes for change among American voters, persistent high unemployment and the spectacle of continued gridlock in Washington threaten Democratic dominance of the political landscape.

Tuesday’s defeats in gubernatorial elections in Virginia and New Jersey not only ended a decade or more of Democratic gains in those states but also signaled possible trouble ahead in the midterm elections at the national level.

Twenty years ago, he would have at least thrown in a “stinging rebuke” or whatever the 1980s variant of the phrase was. Forty years ago, he would have written that Democrats had tears streaming down their faces.

Now all we get is some warmed over tripe about “possible trouble ahead”?

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Wed. Night Open Thread: FTFY

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20097:34 pm| 185 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

I really wish Steve Gilliard were here today, because only he could do full justice to both Bloomberg’s victory and Corzine’s failure. And while Mr. Gilliard was, IIRC, no fan of Mayor Bloomberg, he would certainly have had some useful if excoriating advice for those goo-goos who are now shocked, shocked that a rich person could be rewarded by New York City voters for a blatant attempt to buy his way into keeping office.

Also (ergo?), Fuck The Fucking Yankees…

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I Think This Illustrates the Point Nicely

by John Cole|  November 4, 20095:50 pm| 201 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Clown Shoes

Remember the other day when Hillary Clinton asserted that she did not think drone attacks killing civilians could be viewed as a form of terrorism by the Pakastani populace? This cracked me up:

A letter about healthcare reform to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.), apparently from former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, triggered a security scare that briefly shut down much of the Senate on Wednesday.

The typed letter, tucked inside a hand-written business envelope, appeared in Reid’s office without postage, in an outgoing mailbox bin. A Senate postal clerk noticed the envelope and alerted a Reid staffer, who in turn notified Capitol Police about 2 p.m.

A small swarm of officers responded, first shutting down the hallway outside Reid’s office and then taking the even rarer step of shutting down the wide Ohio Clock corridor that senators use for press conferences outside the Senate’s main entrance. Mindful of the ricin and anthrax attacks in 2001, teams of hazardous materials technicians were called and tested the envelope before opening it and discovering Koop’s letter.

“The staff in the Capitol in particular and on the Hill in general are very sensitive to mail that ends up in an office and hasn’t been cleared,” said Senate Sergeant at Arms Terry Gainer.

So, to review. When Pakistani citizens watch their friends and neighbors blown up by missile strikes, it is the position of this administration that they should not view it as terrorism. On the other hand, when we receive a letter without a stamp, we shut down a portion of the most powerful government in the world out of a general hysteria over terrorism.

I’m even going to go out on a limb and wager that more Af/Pak citizens have been killed by missiles than Americans have been by unstamped letters.

Also, this is excellent news for conservatives and really puts the health care reform agenda in a bad spot.

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Carlyfornication

by DougJ|  November 4, 20092:50 pm| 154 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

On the one hand, this is beyond stupid in the sense that a teabagger has no chance of winning in the land of herbal tea. On the other, Fiorina is a shitty candidate anyway:

A California Republican aiming to unseat Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) next year has gotten a boost from conservative Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC).

DeMint announced last night his Senate Conservatives Fund was endorsing state Assemblyman Chuck DeVore over former Hewlett Packard chief Carly Fiorina. The group supports only “rock solid” conservatives, organizers told supporters on a conference call last night as election results came in.

DeVore “will work with me to shake things up,” DeMint said, and “vote the right way …stand up in our conference meetings and say, ‘Folks this is wrong let’s turn this thing around.'”

I hope DeVore busts out the industrial strength anti-immigrant hate. That always goes over well in California.

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Stinging rebuke

by DougJ|  November 4, 200912:30 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Media, Good News For Conservatives

I have to admit that I’m disappointed by the media’s fairly measured response to last night’s elections. Sure, we’ve been told that two Democratic defeats in state elections prove Americans hate the Democrats in the federal government while two Democratic victories in federal elections don’t mean anything, but I’m surprised by how how little is turning up when I google obama+”stinging rebuke”. Or is that phrase no longer in circulation?

Update. I see I’m not the only one who likes this phrase.

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More message parlors

by DougJ|  November 4, 200912:17 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

SSDD:

Newsweek magazine is teaming up with an oil-industry lobbying group to host an invitation-only event on climate-change and energy issues for lawmakers, just as the Senate gets set to take up legislation on the subject.

The panel discussion, entitled “Climate and Energy Policy: Moving?”, will feature Jack Gerard, CEO of the American Petroleum Institute, and, as moderator, Newsweek columnist Howard Fineman, according to an email invitation sent by a Newsweek business staffer and obtained by TPMmuckraker.

“Newsweek is pleased to be co-hosting this panel discussion with API,” says the email, which adds that “notable members of the United States House of Representatives and the United States Senate” have been invited. The event is scheduled to be held December 1 in a Senate meeting room.

Damned librul media.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 4, 200912:00 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Hokuto, Baby grasshopper on Clematis. Olympus E-300 + ZD50mm f2 macro

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cleek, Happy moth.

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Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

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