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Credit Rating Investigation

by John Cole|  September 18, 200910:20 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes

Long time readers know that this has been an issue of interest to me, because I am simply flabbergasted that no one has gone after the Credit Ratings agencies after the Wall Street meltdown the way they went after Arthur Anderesen following Enron. As far as I am concerned, the Ratings Agencies were willing accomplices:

California Attorney General Edmund G. Brown Jr. began an investigation into three major U.S. credit-rating companies and their role in the financial crisis, in part to determine whether the firms violated California law.

The attorney general’s office on Thursday issued subpoenas to McGraw-Hill Cos.’ Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services, Moody’s Corp.’s Moody’s Investors Service and Fimalac SA’s Fitch Ratings, ordering them to provide information on their ratings processes by Oct. 19.

The agencies “put their seal of approval on high-risk mortgage-backed securities, recklessly giving stellar ratings to shaky assets that proved toxic to the entire financial system,” Mr. Brown said.

The move is the latest probe into how the ratings companies rated billions of dollars in mortgage-related securities, many of them underpinned by subprime loans.

This is excellent news. In other news, it looks like the Goldman boys finally pissed off enough people. Not sure if the case in which their proprietary code was stolen was the final clue that regulators need, but it looks like they are making a move (albeit a small first step):

It is an obscure art of Wall Street, a technique that gives a scattering of traders an edge over everyone else — and the Securities and Exchange Commission wants to stamp it out.

The S.E.C. on Thursday proposed banning what are known as flash orders, which use powerful computers to glimpse at investors’ orders. The practice is often associated with a controversial corner of finance called high-frequency trading, which has grown, largely hidden from view, into a potent force in the markets.

The proposed ban was announced on the same day that the S.E.C. put forward new rules for credit ratings agencies, which were widely criticized for their role in the financial crisis. Together, the moves telegraphed a tougher line from the commission after a series of prominent missteps, including its failure to spot the Ponzi scheme orchestrated by Bernard L. Madoff.

Critics say flash orders favor sophisticated, fast-moving traders at the expense of slower market participants. Using lightning-quick computers, high-frequency traders often issue and then cancel orders almost simultaneously and get an early peek at how others are trading.

I’m hard-pressed to figure out how flash trading was EVER legal. It makes absolutely no sense to me. As I understand it, this is fundamentally no different from one player at a poker table being able to look at everyone’s cards before every hand. It really is kind of insane.

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And The Rich Get Richer

by John Cole|  September 18, 20098:50 am| 124 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This is depressing:

The incomes of the young and middle-aged — especially men — have fallen off a cliff since 2000, leaving many age groups poorer than they were even in the 1970s, a USA TODAY analysis of new Census data found.

People 54 or younger are losing ground financially at an unprecedented rate in this recession, widening a gap between young and old that had been expanding for years.

While the young have lost ground, older people have grown more prosperous over the years and the decades. Older women have done best of all.

The dividing line between those getting richer or poorer: the year 1955. If you were born before that, you’re part of a generation enjoying a four-decade run of historic income growth. Every generation after that is now sinking economically.

It is good to be elderly in the United States.

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Teabagging with Bobo

by DougJ|  September 18, 20093:01 am| 83 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

“Progressive elites” is my favorite euphemism for hippies:

What we’re seeing is the latest iteration of that populist tendency and the militant progressive reaction to it. We now have a populist news media that exaggerates the importance of the Van Jones and Acorn stories to prove the elites are decadent and un-American, and we have a progressive news media that exaggerates stories like the Joe Wilson shout and the opposition to the Obama schools speech to show that small-town folks are dumb wackos.

“One could argue that this country is on the verge of a crisis of legitimacy,” the economic blogger Arnold Kling writes. “The progressive elite is starting to dismiss rural white America as illegitimate, and vice versa.”

DC area millionaire David Brooks wants all you elitist middle-class flyover motherfuckers to stop being so damned elitist.

And, as you’d expect, the sober-minded Arnold Kling is a CATO Institute whack job. Here he is on the stimulus:

And now we’ve got a new gang of thugs and they are doing the same thing. So that’s how I feel, now back to how I think.

At least Brooks didn’t find a way to quote Steve Sailer again.

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Thursday Night Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  September 17, 20099:45 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Until John gets around to posting pet pictures, and/or Bad Horse Filly’s “Menu for the Weekend.”

*** Update ***

Thanks, Anne Laurie. I forgot, yet again. The menu:

Seared Ginger Tuna Rice
Mint-Papaya-Pineapple Salsa
Tossed Salad Sliced
Apples w/Caramel dipping sauce

And the cute:

catz

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A Decade of Fail

by John Cole|  September 17, 20098:19 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Heckuva job, Bush:

Thursday’s annual Census Bureau report on income, poverty and access to health care-the Bureau’s principal report card on the well-being of average Americans-closes the books on the economic record of George W. Bush.

It’s not a record many Republicans are likely to point to with pride.

On every major measurement, the Census Bureau report shows that the country lost ground during Bush’s two terms. While Bush was in office, the median household income declined, poverty increased, childhood poverty increased even more, and the number of Americans without health insurance spiked. By contrast, the country’s condition improved on each of those measures during Bill Clinton’s two terms, often substantially.

On the upside, teen pregnancy is through the roof in Red States. Wolverines!

Who will be the first wingnut to attempt to discredit the census findings as an Acorn plot to damage Republicans? I’m going to go with Malkin, as always.

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*** Update ***

This.

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A Follow-Up On Our New Favorite Hypocrite

by John Cole|  September 17, 20097:57 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Greg Sargent has a Q and A with Rep. Brady:

Brady had previously suggested that D.C. Metro’s failure might have resulted in lower turnout at the 9/12 rally. Asked to square this complaint with his vote against the stimulus, which provides millions of dollars for D.C. Metro, he insisted there’s no contradiction.

“The stimulus is supposed to be for creating jobs, for creating new lines and expanding and modernizing their existing facilities,” Brady said of the stimulus money alloted to D.C. Metro, adding that the money has “nothing to do with the day to day operations of it.”

Brady didn’t directly answer when I asked him whether it was contradictory to expect government to do more — at potentially increased taxpayer expense — to meet the needs of a protest organized around opposition to government spending.

“The question [for D.C. Metro] is, Did you prepare for this major event, and in what way?” Brady said. He acknowledged, however, that he didn’t know whether the tea party organizers reached out to D.C. Metro in advance, saying this was a “shared responsibility.”

Poor Texas.

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Despite Assurances from the Glibertarians, I’m Still Detecting a Little Racism and Race-baiting Going On

by John Cole|  September 17, 20096:43 pm| 132 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

The Republican leadership speaks:

Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that’s the lesson we’re being taught here today. Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama’s America.”

A full transcript of Limbaugh’s comments on his radio show is available at MediaMatters.org.

Limbaugh’s comments came after a called complained to say that local law enforcement said the attack probably wasn’t racially motivated. The incident had been hyped by the conservative Drudge Report, which posted a video of the fracas.

Since the President is apparently responsible for answering for everything black people do, it would be nice if some enterprising reporters would ask our lily white Republican congresscritters what they think about Limbaugh’s latest outburst.

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