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Teasing people out

by DougJ|  September 16, 200911:35 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I don’t have anything special against Matt Welch. I liked his book about McCain, he’s written reasonable stuff in the past, but now he’s an unabashed glibertarian. Nobody’s perfect. But his appearance on the Snooze Hour today (h/t JK) made me laugh.

I would expect it (racism) to manifest itself at minimum with people expressing, whether it’s in their signage or in their conversation, concerns about hot-button racial issues: affirmative action, immigration, welfare queens, and whatnot.

Uh, Matt, many of them were carrying signs of a black president in white face. Isn’t that a better measure than whether or not they were using 1980s phrases like “welfare queens”?

And this especially:

And I saw a precious little — and I even tried to tease people out, like, “Ah, what do you think about that Obama character? Is he legitimate? Is he not?”

I don’t what it is, but the idea of this guy “teasing out” teabaggers by asking what they thought of this Obama character just cracks me up.

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Dead set on destruction

by DougJ|  September 16, 200911:01 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

TNC and Joe Klein both have good pieces up about the racist angle in Republican attacks on Obama. TNC makes the point that what angers the right most is that “Barack Obama, bourgeois in every way that bourgeois is right and just, will not dance.” Klein makes the point that it may not be white-on-black racism per se so much as it is generalized xenophobia and paranoia that animates the birther crowd.

My opinion is that it’s obviously no coincidence that the first time a president was heckled from the House floor it was a white southerner heckling the first black president. And if Joe Wilson doesn’t laugh at racist jokes, that may be because he takes racism very seriously, to paraphrase the great Jake Gittes.

But there’s another angle on this that I haven’t seen discussed. Klein, in particular, should be familiar with it from covering Clinton, though I doubt he’d admit it (pundit’s code and all that). It’s that personally destroying your opponent is an important part of Republican politics. I’m not making a value judgement here, but it’s a fact that these days at least, Republicans are much more aggressive about dehumanizing Democrats than vice versa. Have you ever seen a Democratic presidential ad as personal and free of issues as McCain’s “Celebrity” ad? And, in the end, what Obama went through last fall was pretty mild compared with what Clinton, Gore, and Kerry got hit with, and with with what Obama is being hit with now.

With Clinton in particular, the notion that he was the first black president because Republicans treated him like a black man is right on target. Racism is about viewing others as less than human. And so was Clenis-hunting. I remember having a talk with a Republican acquaintance of mine who told me that “Kerry and Gore are just weird people, like aliens, they’re not really humans.” The politics of personal destruction and the politics of racially-based debasement are striking similar.

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Faces of Health Care

by John Cole|  September 16, 20098:34 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Some great work by the folks at TrueSlant:

Faces of American Health Care, Part 1 from austin considine on Vimeo.

I’ll keep you posted on future installments. Make sure you visit the site to let them know you are interested and want to see more of this.

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Wednesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  September 16, 20098:04 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Today was a good day:

stretch

I love this time of year. Sunny, cool, clear skies. Summer just gets too hot for me, but spring and early fall are just perfect.

Also, don’t forget about Radio Kaos tonight, dj’d by one of our readers. I’ve listened two weeks in a row and like it. RSS feed here.

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Maybe They Are On To Something

by John Cole|  September 16, 20097:16 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown Shoes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

The newest wingnut endeavor:

Rep. Jack Kingston’s (R-Ga.) has rapidly signed up 99 co-sponsors for his Czar Accountability and Reform Act of 2009, which I wrote about last week. All but one of them are Republicans: the member of the majority party backing Kingston’s crusade to prevent presidential advisers who haven’t been approved by the Senate from collecting salaries is Rep. William Clay (D-Mo.).

From wikipedia:

czars

Also according to wikipedia, this:

domesticpolicyczarkarlrove

Turdblossom wasn’t the only nickname Karl Rove had. Another nickname for him was “Domestic Policy Czar.”

I understand that consistency is not the Republican strongpoint. But would it have really hurt for them to wait a year before going batshit insane? Even most of America still remembers the last eight years, but they are going to the full monty with the nonsense anyway. I mean seriously, what is left for them to do? How do you top the last couple of months? Release a competing budget with no numbers?

Oh, nevermind.

(via)

*** Update ***

If the Republicans really were concerned with fiscal responsibility, they would stop making up so much shit that someone has to be employed full time by the White House refuting their lies.

*** Update #2 ***

Apparently Clay’s inclusion on the list was a clerical error.

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Things I Was Never Told Before Getting a Dog

by John Cole|  September 16, 20096:48 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

That I would spend twenty minutes on the floor using my finger to rub chicken flavored tooth paste on my dog’s teeth.

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Let’s Party Like It’s 1997

by John Cole|  September 16, 20096:16 pm| 172 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

The balls on these people:

worsethantorture

To refresh:

Investigating known links to the past administration and torture- beyond the pale.

Investigating known wrongdoing within the Justice department regarding firings- partisan politics.

Investigating Monica Goodling and that entire sorry crew- unseemly.

Creating a special prosecutor to ogle Bill Clinton’s penis and another one to fish for some possible wrongdoing somewhere in a connection to Obama that doesn’t exist- YOUR PATRIOTIC GOD DAMNED DUTY. WOLVERINES!

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