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Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

by John Cole|  May 5, 20096:29 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes

Speaking of Amity Shlaes, here is a real humdinger that just showed up on memeorandum:

So Michele Bachmann’s version of history is “from another planet.” Bobby Jindal, the Republican governor of Louisiana, is “chronically stupid.” And Eric Cantor of Virginia, the second-ranking Republican in the House, is “busy lying constantly.”

That at least is according to posts on three left-leaning blogs.

Writers who are not pro-Barack Obama are suffering character assassination as well. George Will of the Washington Post, the nation’s senior conservative columnist, has been so assaulted by bloggers that his editor, Fred Hiatt, recently wrote, “I would think folks would be eager to engage in the debate, given how sure they are of their case, rather than trying to shut him down.”

Just to clear things up from that mountain of nonsense, last week, Michele Bachmann completely and totally mangled the history of Smoot-Hawley, misatttributing it to FDR and Democrats and accidentally spoonerizing the name of the legislation, and either the day before or the day after, incorrectly asserted that the last time we had a swine flu outbreak, Jimmy Carter was President. In other words, her history is so far removed from reality, and she says silly things so often, it is hard to keep track of what she has gotten wrong and when.

Second, I have no idea if Bobby Jindal is chronically stupid, although I have my doubts. I would argue he is a pretty bright guy, what with his academic record. I’ll give you that one. Coming out against volcano monitoring as an example of government excess was pretty stupid, though.

Third, Eric Cantor is lying in the example cited. In fact, the link you provided to Matt Yglesias outlines the lie in full detail:

But of course Cantor voted against the federal legislation that’s making increased HSR capacity possible. Indeed, on Meet The Press he specifically singled-out the HSR provisions for inaccurate, demagogic mockery, repeating the myth that the Recovery Act contained a provision for a “train from Disneyland to Las Vegas” that was an example of the “waste and pork-barrel spending” said to typify the package.

Back in his district, of course, Cantor wants to portray himself as an agent for constructive change in Virginia. But you can’t be a constructive agent for change if you’re busy lying constantly and opposing everything.

It is right there. It can be verified. Finally, the reason George Will is under such “assault” is because he is just making things up. So much so that reporters from his OWN PAPER are calling him out:

The new evidence — including satellite data showing that the average multiyear wintertime sea ice cover in the Arctic in 2005 and 2006 was nine feet thick, a significant decline from the 1980s — contradicts data cited in widely circulated reports by Washington Post columnist George F. Will that sea ice in the Arctic has not significantly declined since 1979.

And here are some WaPo bloggers:

George Will’s recent columns demonstrate a very troubling pattern of misrepresentation of climate science. They raise some interesting questions about journalism, specifically concerning the editing process. Editors and fact checkers are there to ensure that publications like the Washington Post don’t print factually incorrect information. But how much oversight should there be of opinion pieces that address scientific subjects such as climate change, particularly when they are written by persons with little scientific training? Is there any additional role for editors to play in ensuring that scientific facts are not manipulated into making assertions that most scientists say are misleading, and essentially inaccurate? Or is it necessary to err on the side of allowing opinion writers flexibility in how they use facts to present their point of view, regardless of whether their argument may be viewed as flawed in the eyes of the mainstream scientific community?

Wow. Now that is embarrassing. So far we have Washington Post reporters and Washington Post bloggers both calling out Will for his lies and falsehoods. Can we hit the trifecta with someone from the op-ed pages at the Washington Post? Why, yes! Yes, we can:

ROBINSON: What George Will did was cherry-pick a sentence in a report, you know, be very persnickety in the way he parsed his sentences, and end up making it sound as if the report had said the exact opposite of what it actually said. He was persnickety enough that his editors, who also happen to be my editors, felt he didn’t quite cross the line. I thought he did.

If I were George Will, I wouldn’t worry about what the “Obama Democrats” or left-wing bloggers think. Instead, I would stop telling so many damned lies that all of my colleagues from every facet of the organization except for the deliverymen feel the need to call me out publicly.

In other words, what has Amity Shlaes all upset is that Republicans aren’t getting away with lying at will.

No pun intended.

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A slap on the wrist for torture

by DougJ|  May 5, 20095:51 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Torture, Assholes

This is not surprising. And we can expect the media to support these efforts to make sure no one is punished:

Former Bush administration officials are launching a behind-the-scenes lobbying campaign to urge Justice Department leaders to soften an ethics report criticizing lawyers who blessed harsh detainee interrogation tactics, according to two sources familiar with the efforts.

In recent days, attorneys for the subjects of the ethics probe have encouraged senior Bush administration appointees to write and phone Justice Department officials, said the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the process is not complete.

A draft report of more than 200 pages, prepared in January before Bush’s departure, recommends disciplinary action by state bar associations, rather than criminal prosecution, against two former department attorneys in the Office of Legal Counsel who might have committed misconduct in preparing and signing the so-called torture memos. State bar associations have the power to suspend a lawyer’s license to practice or impose other penalties.

If we’re lucky, they’ll at least receive an enhanced slap on the wrist.

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Just Spare Me The “This is America” Crap

by John Cole|  May 5, 20092:49 pm| 195 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes

I keep getting forwarded this whinging letter from a Hedge fund manager:

Unafraid In Greenwich Connecticut
Clifford S. Asness
Managing and Founding Principal
AQR Capital Management, LLC

The President has just harshly castigated hedge fund managers for being unwilling to take his administration’s bid for their Chrysler bonds. He called them “speculators” who were “refusing to sacrifice like everyone else” and who wanted “to hold out for the prospect of an unjustified taxpayer-funded bailout.”

***

This is America. We have a free enterprise system that has worked spectacularly for us for two hundred plus years. When it fails it fixes itself. Most importantly, it is not an owned lackey of the oval office to be scolded for disobedience by the President.

I haven’t been talking about this much because I’m not up on the ins and outs of bankruptcy laws, but I’m honestly to the point now that if I were driving down the road, and had to swerve to avoid a skunk or a hedge fund manager, I’d choose the skunk. Every time. I’m sick of hearing the bleatings of their overpaid idiot lawyers being repeated as Capital “T” truth when all they are doing is trying to work the refs in public, and I’m sick of reading their whining opinions about how unfair the world is.

Yes, this is America. And we just spent who knows how many trillions of dollars (God knows, because the Fed won’t tell us) propping up the economy because of what you jackasses did with our free enterprise system. I’m sorry that your pursuit for maximum profit didn’t let you force Chrysler into complete and total liquidation, screwing hundreds of thousands of people out of their pension and their health care, ending hundreds of thousands of jobs in the supply chain and dealerships, and dealing our economy another crushing blow that we just can’t tolerate just so you selfish and arrogant pricks could get more than 30 cents on the dollar on YOUR BAD BET.

Seriously. Here is a website (NSFW if you have sound) for you, for Jake DeSantis, and for the rest of you people. I am genuinely sick of your nonsense. If one of you even whispers “fiduciary duty” near me, so help me Allah I will punch you in the damned neck.

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Breaking the Overton Window

by John Cole|  May 5, 20092:27 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Clap Louder!, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Ross Douthat is a hoot today:

You can’t have a successful political party without centrists. Happily for Republicans still smarting from last week’s defection, you can have a successful political party without centrists like Arlen Specter.

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This doesn’t mean that Republicans should be happy that their tent is shrinking toward political irrelevance. But more Lincoln Chafees and Olympia Snowes aren’t the answer. What’s required instead is a better sort of centrist. The Reagan-era wave of Republican policy innovation — embodied, among others, by the late Jack Kemp — has calcified in much the same way that liberalism calcified a generation ago. And so in place of hacks and deal-makers, the Republican Party needs its own version of the neoliberals and New Democrats — reform-minded politicians like Gary Hart and Bill Clinton, who helped the Democratic Party recover from the Reagan era, instead of just surviving it.

Hart, Clinton and their peers were critical of their own side’s orthodoxies, but you couldn’t imagine them jumping ship to join the Republicans. They were deeply rooted in liberal politics, but they had definite ideas for how the Democratic Party could learn from its mistakes, and from its opponents, in order to further liberalism’s deeper goals.

No equivalent faction — rooted in conservatism, but eager for innovation — exists in the Republican Party today. Maybe something like it can grow out of the listening tour that various Republican power players are embarking on this month. Maybe it can bubble up outside the Beltway — from swing-state governors like Mitch Daniels of Indiana and Minnesota’s Tim Pawlenty, or reformists in deep-red states, like the much-touted Bobby Jindal of Louisiana and Utah’s Jon Huntsman. But to succeed, such a faction will have to represent something legitimately new in right-of-center politics. It can’t sound like Rush Limbaugh — but it can’t sound like Arlen Specter either.

No political party can be effective without a center, now watch me crap all over the two remaining centrists in the GOP and then pretend that solid conservatives like Huntsman and Jindal are centrists. So Douthat doesn’t like Specter, or Collins, or Snowe. Fine. But pretending that the guy who voted with the Republicans 70% of the time is actually a liberal isn’t actually achieving much other than to further the current Republican delusion. It is only in the fanatical wingnut world where the answers to everything are tax cuts, more bombs, and prayer that folks like Souter or Specter or Snowe are “liberal.”

In other words, they only look liberal because you all are nucking futs. To the rest of us in what we like to call the real world, they are what they are- center right Republicans.

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You Can’t Handle (or afford) the Truth

by John Cole|  May 5, 200911:57 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Here is a good catch by Eric Zimmerman at the Hill:

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.), the top ranking Republican on the Senate Banking Committee, thinks the government should keep the results of bank “stress tests” under wraps.

The tests are intended to reveal which banks need more capital. Preliminary results, leaked to the Wall Street Journal, indicate that 10 of the top 19 banks will need more capital. Full results will be made public on Thursday.

“What’s interesting, and perhaps disturbing to a lot of people, that they publicized all these stress tests for the 19 top banks,” Shelby said on MSNBC’s Morning Joe. “And now there’s a lot of expectations, either up or down, coming out of this.”

What is he thinking?

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White riot

by DougJ|  May 5, 200911:27 am| 119 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

It’s not just TNR — the entire Village is out in force against the horrors of a female or non-white SCOTUS nom. Digby finds Tweety suggesting that picking a Latina judge would be a “cookie cutter” move:

Will he go to the usual cookie cutter. He’s supposed to pick a latina, a hispanic woman, would be a woman. Would he do that just because that’s sort of the unfilled void in his patronage plan so far?

[….]

Matthews: Even if she was involved in a case which involved firefighters and the old question of the white firefighters fighting for their position and holding to what they have against the new breed guys, the people of color coming along? That’s the kind of fight that goes on all the time.

His patronage plan? Naming an African-American AG and giving a few women cabinet positions is not what I call a patronage plan. You know what a patronage plan is? It’s Jack Murtha getting his nephew millions of dollars of contracts, it’s making Michael Brown the head of FEMA, it’s the Jack Welch “Lost Boys” program (yeah, believe Bob Somerby’s conspiracy theories on that one). For God’s sake, it’s giving nearly every important job in this country to a wealthy white guy for the past 250 years.

But, oh, the horrors of a few civil service jobs going to black people! Richard Cohen has an incoherent screed about this today too:

As the time approaches for President Obama to choose a successor to Justice David Souter, the term “litmus test” will be heard throughout the land. The White House will deny applying any such thing, but the nominee will undoubtedly be chosen according to where she stands on abortion, unions and other issues beloved by liberals. This is fine with me, but what I want to know is where she stands on Frank Ricci. He’s a firefighter.

He is also the lead plaintiff in a case recently argued before the Supreme Court. It was Ricci’s misfortune to take — and pass — the New Haven, Conn., fire department’s exam for promotion to lieutenant and captain, and then have the job denied him because he is white. Others will argue — fatuously and, when they are before St. Peter, with heads bowed in shame — that race had nothing to do with what happened to Ricci, but the fact remains that had he been black, his uniform would already sport a lieutenant’s bar.

[….]

ill Clinton tried to square the circle of affirmative action in his “Mend It, Don’t End It” speech of 1995. It was a moving and eloquent address in which he recounted his region’s history, reminding us of the depth and ferocity of racism in the South and elsewhere. Trouble is, the New Haven case proves that affirmative action was not mended at all. It remains noble in its ends and atrocious in its means, and it now provides Obama the chance to use his own family’s history — indeed his own history — to show why it ought to conclude.

Now, I understand that affirmative action is something that reasonable people can disagree about. I realize that there are anecdotal problems with its implementation that can be maddening. But how does Cohen know that there is a real constitutional issue with this case (he makes no real effort to argue this)? And why are the evils of affirmative action so obviously more important than issues like abortion and unions, which he casually derides?

I think there are a variety of reasons why the Village is getting all hot and bothered about affirmative action type issues. One is that, with most other “cultural issues” fading away, it gives them a chance to attack liberals for being “out of touch” with “regular Americans.” Another is that a lot of the stronger affirmative action policies involve civil service jobs (personally, I think this is very smart — you’d have to be crazy not to think having an integrated police department is incredibly important), which are likely to be pursued by ethnic white northerners, and the punditocracy consists almost entirely of white ethnic northerners. As with many things, it’s all about Chris Matthews’ cranky uncle.

But the most disturbing reason is that these idiots really believe that they themselves have risen to the top of a brutally competitive meritocracy. The reality is that, aside from Nero and maybe Kim Jong Il, there has never been anyone in human history who deserved his high place in society less than Richard Cohen and Chirs Matthews do.

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Such a Shame

by John Cole|  May 5, 200910:45 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

When I read crap like this, I really wish the Beauchamp affair had permanently destroyed the New Republic. Between Jon Chait’s Free Tibet movement (obligatory fifteen comments linking to his Amity Shlaes takedown- I don’t care, what he did to Freeman was reprehensible) and Marty Peretz, the place really does seem to be nothing but a platform for enabling the worst of the right’s excesses and serves as the foundation for any smear the Corner or the Weekly Standard wish to launch.

I still like Eve Fairbanks and Zengerle and a couple of the other bloggers (the names are escaping me atm), but man, what a wasteland.

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