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Up from Broderism

by DougJ|  April 10, 200912:18 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Media, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

David Broder is off to quite a start in today’s WaPo chat:

Broder:….But I think the imperative now is for him (Obama) to show strength and willpower, especially after the North Koreans and the Pirates have shown they don’t put much stock in his strong words.

[….]

New York, NY: Regarding the many and unvarying reasons given by American pundits, press and pols for not investigating torture and other war crimes during the Bush Administration, I just want to raise the fact that Britain also has a financial crisis to deal with. They also have a “future,” not just a past, to address. They also have faced, and still face, terrorist threats. Criminal investigations and prosecution would also be controversial for them and create partisan divisions. But they’re still proceeding to investigate credible allegations of serious crimes on the part of their government officials. That’s what the “rule of law” means. So what the heck happened to that quaint concept here in the good old U.S.A.?

David S. Broder: I’m not familiar with what the Brits are doing or if they have their own Abu Ghraibs to investigate. But I understand the reluctance to open a wide-ranging probe of past practices. It seems to me we are better off focusing on cleaning up the policies and practices for the future than trying to settle scores for past actions.

Update. He seems to have gone full neocon:

What I’m saying is that when you say as he has said, “there must be consequences” for aggressive acts, there must be consequences. You remember the boy who cried “Wolf”

[….]

But you saw what happened when the North Korean missile test was taken to the United Nations. Wimps.

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The Rats Turn On Each Other

by John Cole|  April 10, 200911:45 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Rumormongering

This was fun to read:

Former Bush adviser Karl Rove was verbally accosted Thursday evening by an ex-chief of staff to former Rep. Tom Feeney (R-Fla.).

Rove was quietly having dinner at the tony restaurant Charlie Palmer Steak on Capitol Hill when he was aggressively approached by Jason Roe, the former Feeney staffer. Roe, now of Federal Strategy Group, was “loud and boisterous” toward Rove. He was apparently (still) upset over the following comments Rove made on Fox News, the day after the election, in which Feeney — along with many other Republicans — went down in flames.

Democrats should remember that it wasn’t too long ago that they were busy shooting at each other and spending much of their time coming up with the best Bob Shrum insult.

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Cheaper than a discount tea bag

by DougJ|  April 10, 200910:01 am| 151 Comments

This post is in: I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 9, 20099:58 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sorry for the lack of real posts this week- just a lot going on and it is getting nice out, so I have been spending a bit more time out and about.

I did spend an hour at AAA today getting some titles and license plate stuff taken care of, and it was really weird. It was like being transported back in time to 1982. It was staffed by a bunch of plump and elderly women, and there was only one old IBM computer in the entire joint. I was the only client this side of 70 at the place, and they filled everything out by hand and I even got a hand written receipt, and I can’t remember the last time that happened. There was no music playing, an old fashioned clock on the wall like I have not seen since middle school, and all the old industrial strength furniture that was modern in the 80’s. I guess everyone just goes to the DMV to do this stuff, but I always went to AAA in the past and see no reason why I should change. I have no idea if the AAA is dying off, not that everyone can google maps and there are satellites directions in cars and whatnot, so the triptik is not that valuable anymore, but for some reason I found it oddly comforting that the AAA office was still there, still in the mall where no one else is anymore next to the Super K-Mart, and still doing things just the way they have for the last 40 years.

Alright, off to the couch to test drive that new cop show on NBC- Southland, I think.

*** Update ***

There are a lot of “I’s” in this post. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

*** Update #2 ***

Southland looks really promising. They have the guy who played Bull Randell in Band of Brothers in one of the roles- always like him in these kinds of parts. I still have never forgiven NBC for canceling Boomtown.

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Smackdown on Hardball

by John Cole|  April 9, 20097:52 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Wow. I honestly don’t think you would have seen something like this just a few years ago, but Lawrence O’Donnell is all up in Pat Buchanan’s grill in this Hardball segment about the right-wing fauxtrage the past few weeks about Obama visiting Notre Dame:

Buchanan was left sputtering, and you don’t see that too often. Democrats are definitely feeling as if they are in charge now.

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Pigs (Three Different Ones)

by John Cole|  April 9, 20096:51 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

1.) Karl Rove, explaining to us that because the GOP is filled with unhinged dead-enders who make up a small minority of the general population, Barack Obama is therefore divisive despite having personal approval ratings that Bush would have killed for.

2.) Rick Santorum, explaining to us that the President of the United States of America hates America. Obligatory Dan Savage link (explanation here).

3.) Robert Peters, trying to “connect the dots” between mass murder and gay marriage (hint- there isn’t one).

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Fortunate one

by DougJ|  April 9, 20094:16 pm| 208 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

Digby caught an amazing exchange on CNN (which you can watch here):

Thelma Guttierez: Fear for people like Mildred Copeland, who’s 84 and still waiting tables after 34 years.

[….]

Ali Velshi: That woman who you had in your story, the woman who’d been a waitress, I almost wonder whether people who live close to the edge, but don’t carry a lot of debt are not as affected by this recession. They’ve sort of been living in that state for a while. There’s not a lot of room they’ve had to fall.

Guttierez: Ali, you’re absolutely right. I think that’s the lesson here. You look at somebody like Mildred, she’s 84 years old. She’s still waiting tables, but she’s doing it to supplement her social security income. The most important thing here is that she has no mortgage..

Ali: right ..

Guttierez: She doesn’t have the monkey on her back that we all have and so she doesn’t have to worry. She feels that she can move through this crisis because she lives simply, she was able to pay off her house, and she doesn’t have the big worry so many people out there have, which is mortgage.

The lack of empathy here is truly stunning.

A lot of what is wrong with our public discourse is summarized by this exchange. Once you accept the fact that 84 year-olds who are forced to wait tables to make ends meet are lucky people, you naturally think that anyone who would want to do something to help the working poor must not be “normal“. And it’s hard to imagine that tv anchors would talk this way if they made less money and identified less with the wealthy.

This is yet another demonstration of the essentially conservative bent of our national media.

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