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The militia movement

by DougJ|  April 8, 20093:08 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Matt Yglesias has a very smart take on what the Beck-Bachmann-Hannity militia stuff is really about, in their minds:

People who believe in violent revolution and the murder of American soldiers and policemen generally, if on the left, appeal to basically anti-patriotic attitudes. Which is about what you would expect from advocates of the violent overthrow of the established political order. But the militia crowd exhibits much more the attitudes one would expect from a coup leader—a Franco or a Pinochet who’s actually appealing to the concepts of patriotism and nationalism as justification for violent revolution.

I suppose there are some different ways of characterizing the asymmetry, but the underlying issue seems to be that rule by conservatives is integral to the right’s conception of the United States of America. This is part of the rhetoric of the “heartland” and “real America”—a period of political victory by a coalition grounded in the coasts and Greater Chicago is a period in which America has ceased to be herself. Thus Michael Barone:

[T]he Republican Party is the party of people who are considered, by themselves and by others, as normal Americans — Northern white Protestants in the 19th century, married white Christians more recently — while the Democratic Party is the party of the out groups who are in some sense seen, by themselves and by others, as not normal — white Southerners and Catholic immigrants in the 19th century, blacks and white seculars more recently.

Now Barone’s not about to go join a militia. But I think this is the basic mentality. The people on the outs are “normal” and the people running the show are “abnormal.” And while I wouldn’t use that language to describe the difference in the coalition, the basic description is right—most Americans are white and most Americans are Christian, and the Republican Party is overwhelmingly the party of white Christian America while the Democratic Party draws its support from a diverse array of non-white and non-Christian ethnic and sectarian groups. But the authentic America is seen as the white & Christian American, an entity in whose defense one can claim to rebel against the actual United States of America.

To put it simply, in the minds of many wingnuts, a right-wing insurrection would be a restoration. This probably explains why the right is generally more interested in the idea of armed insurrection than the left is (at least in the United States).

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I Can Always Tell

by John Cole|  April 8, 20093:05 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, General Stupidity

When Greenwald has a post up criticizing Obama, because the emails start rolling in:

“By whoring for Obama, you were whoring for Bush. Smuck!”

Thanx for no thanx for the Bush-lite, ‘bamafanboy”

Hillary would have fixed everything! Speaking of unhinged Hillary supporters, I can’t be the only one who notices an odd resemblance between this “Sarah Palin Blog” and a pink blast from the past.

I figured you all needed an open thread, so here it is. BTW, does anyone know if there is a program that will convert email addresses like mine up to the right so the spammers can not get it? I want to put email addresses up for DougJ and Tim. F.

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The WSJ Redefines “Gutting”

by John Cole|  April 8, 200912:23 pm| 130 Comments

This post is in: Military

They aren’t even trying anymore:

Obama and Gates Gut the Military: The secretary’s new budget will leave us weaker to pay for the president’s domestic programs.

By THOMAS DONNELLY and GARY SCHMITT

On Monday, Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced a significant reordering of U.S. defense programs. His recommendations should not go unchallenged.

In the 1990s, defense cuts helped pay for increased domestic spending, and that is true today. Though Mr. Gates said that his decisions were “almost exclusively influenced by factors other than simply finding a way to balance the books,” the broad list of program reductions and terminations suggest otherwise. In fact, he tacitly acknowledged as much by saying the budget plan represented “one of those rare chances to match virtue to necessity” — the “necessity” of course being the administration’s decision to reorder the government’s spending priorities.

2009 Pentagon budget: $513 billion
2010 proposed Pentagon budget: $534 billion

Seriously, I can’t be the only person to notice that this “gutting” of the military includes spending 21 billion more than this year. I remember back in the day when Republicans and conservatives would get upset when Democrats framed increases in spending as cuts. Guess I am just getting old.

BTW- didn’t the GOP alternative “budget” call for a spending freeze? Lemme guess, military spending was exempt from the freeze.

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Again With the Damned Pirates

by John Cole|  April 8, 200911:07 am| 172 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Can we address this once and for all:

Pirates commandeered a United States-flagged container ship with 20 American crew members off the coast of Somalia on Wednesday, the first time an American-crewed ship was seized by pirates in the area.

The container ship, the Maersk Alabama, was carrying thousands of tons of relief aid to the Kenyan port of Mombasa, the company that owns the ship said.

The ship was taken by pirates at about 7:30 a.m. local time, 280 miles southeast of the Somali city of Eyl, a known haven for pirates, a spokesman for the United States Navy said. It is owned and operated by Maersk Line Limited, a United States subsidiary of A.P. Moller – Maersk Group, the Danish shipping giant.

Seriously. It is 2009 and even the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy seems to be dead. Can’t we cut this out?

*** Update ***

I should have realized the Corner would view this as a major test of the new President:

Somali pirates have hijacked an American-flagged ship, taking hostage at least 20 Americans and their cargo — aid they were were trying to provide to the distressed Muslim people of Mombassa, Kenya. As Somali pirates have been terrorizing ships on the high seas for months now, TigerHawk is wondering why U.S. vessels haven’t been seized before now, and what our new commander-in-chief proposes to do about it.

Now that Iraq is out of the question, I guess he could invade North Korea as a response.

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This Is Just Weird

by John Cole|  April 8, 200910:57 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Via Pandagon, this bit of crazy from Rick Warren:

RW: Actually, I have what, Hugh, I’ve had it for almost 40 years. I call it a warnings file. And every time I watch somebody, and Satan has no temptations that are new. It’s either money, sex or power. It’s lust of the flesh, lust of the eyes, the pride of life, and you have to know the antidotes, and you have to set up the parameters that keep you from even being tempted in those areas, which means for instance, I’m never alone, ever, ever alone with a woman, or even my myself when I’m traveling.

I suppose covering all women from head to toe in Burkha’s Saddleback Chastitywear might be another idea. I guess if this keeps him from breaking down and having an affair, well, ok, but how little impulse control must you have that you can’t be around members of the opposite sex or you might cheat on your wife? And don’t the women have any say in this, or is it just a given that once they get the Rick alone, it is just going to happen?

*** Update ***

Several of you have stated he may do this to avoid the appearance of impropriety, and not just because he has temptations he can not handle. That would make complete sense, considering how important appearances are in his line of work. That isn’t, however, what he seems to be saying, but if it is, I can understand it. This may be a case in which it was much clearer that he was talking about the appearance of impropriety if you heard him speaking rather than just read a transcript of it.

*** Update #2 ***

Commenter AnneLaurie brings it home for us dim bulbs:

I’m amused that nobody seems to have noticed Pastor Warren palming the pea in his shell game. He explicitly mentions three, count ‘em three, varieties of Eternal Sinfulness—and then reassures his audience that he makes sure he can never be busted for Sin Category Two. So while y’all are sniffing around checking his underwear for unauthorized emissions, Pastor Warren’s free to steal with both hands and to enforce his wildest dreams of authoritarianism. Like any good magician, he’s got the audience focused on the cheap, shiny “sex” props to distract them from the “money” and “power” manipulations that are the real prizes (temptations) in the Public Sanctimony magic show!

Got me.

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Next Up: Life Insurance

by John Cole|  April 8, 20099:25 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Make of this what you will:

The Treasury Department has decided to extend bailout funds to a number of struggling life-insurance companies, helping an industry that is a linchpin of the U.S. financial system, people familiar with the matter said.

The department is expected to announce the expansion of the Troubled Asset Relief Program to aid the ailing industry within the next several days, these people said.

Since I really do not understand all the ins and outs of our economy, I will describe it in ways I understand: it looks like the primary cancer has metastasized.

*** Update ***

Via the comments, this story about municipalities across the country in deep trouble because they got into the risky derivatives mess that got us all here, which featured this awesome quote:

“When these sophisticated things were created, most people didn’t think they’d ever be used by the smallest issuers, who had the least amount of resources and knowledge and experience to understand the risks,” said Thomas G. Doe, the chief executive of Municipal Market Advisors, a bond strategy company in Concord, Mass.

Shorter Thomas Doe: “No one could have predicted that people would want to use our tools to make free money.”

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Party on, tea-baggers

by DougJ|  April 8, 20099:22 am| 55 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

There’s been an interesting back-and-forth discussion about the political efficacy of protests involving Matt Yglesias and others. The focus has been on what might be called liberal protests (those orgaznied by Gandhi and Martin Luther King, for example) that had important purposes, but nevertheless, it got me to wondering: do protests with no serious purpose (like the tea-baggers) still serve some psychological purpose in terms of connecting the protest-goers to a larger community and alleviating their feelings of isolation?

I’m beginning to think that maybe, in light of what happened in Pittsburgh, the Tea Parties might be a way for disgruntled Glenn Beck watchers to blow off steam without hurting anyone. Maybe I’m wrong, and this probably argues against it.

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