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This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

So very ready.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Stand up, dammit!

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

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Matt Yglesias Had Better Not Find Out About This

by Tim F|  April 2, 20096:30 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

This has not been a good twelve months for people concerned that Ray Kurtzweil’s singularity will look less like the Jetsons and more like the Terminator franchise, or that creepy film from the Animatrix. Big dog was bad enough before some joker put horns on it. Then I had to read about the guy in Alabama who invented and built the world’s first no-recoil fully automatic 12-gauge shotgun and, oh, by the way, has a passion for robots.

Not creeped out? Try this.

In a laboratory at Aberystwyth University, Wales, a scientist called Adam is doing some experiments. He is trying to find the genes responsible for producing some important enzymes in yeast, and he is going about it in a very familiar way. Based on existing knowledge, Adam is coming up with new hypotheses and designing experiments to test them. He carries them out, records and evaluates the results, and comes up with new questions. All of this is part and parcel of a typical scientist’s life but there is one important difference that sets Adam apart – he’s a robot.

[…] In a space the size of a small van, Adam contains a library of yeast strains in a freezer, two incubators, three pipettes for transferring liquid (one of which can manage 96 channels at once), three robot arms, a washer, a centrifuge, several cameras and sensors, and no less than four computers controlling the whole lot. All of this kit allows Adam to carry out his own research and to do it tirelessly – carrying out over 1000 experiments and making over 200,000 observations every day. All a technician needs to do is to keep Adam stocked up with fresh ingredients, take away waste and run the occasional clean.

[…] Adam has a massive knowledge of the yeast metabolism – the chemical reactions that rage within its cell, and the thousands of genes, proteins and chemicals involved in these reactions. It has been loaded with several pieces of software that allow it to use this data to run its own experiments.

Like any good scientist, it starts by making hypotheses. It looks for all chemical reactions in yeast that involve orphan enzymes and it works out which would affect the growth of yeast if disabled. It searches its database for the group of enzymes that catalyse these reactions and looks for genes that code for these enzymes in other species. Finally, it scans the yeast genome for matching genes (Adam is an evolutionary biologist too – it “knows” that even very distinct species have genes that are very similar and do similar things).

At the end of it, Adam has a list of potential genes that could code for the orphan enzymes, and it knows that it can test its hypotheses by deleting these genes and looking at the effects on the yeast. It does just that, comparing the speed at which mutated and normal strains grow. For each orphan enzyme, Adam identified chemicals that it works with (metabolites) and grew the different yeast strains on special liquids containing or lacking these metabolites.

Adam’s equipment allows it to run several of these trials at the same time. It has the instruments it needs to measure the development of the yeast, the logical language it needs to record the data and the statistical software it needs to analyse it. Once the results are in, it can start the whole process all over again.

Let’s recap. ADAM, the robot, plans experiments, completes them autonomously, analyzes the data, comes up with novel hypotheses and tests them with follow-up experiments. ADAM’s human assistant keeps the fluids topped up and occasionally brushes the robot arms with a swiffer.

How disturbing is this? Well first, I think of myself as pretty productive as scientists go. I finished three experiments today and wrapped up less of a paper revision than I would have liked. I attended two meetings, installed and tested some analysis software and picked up enough from three or four papers that I will probably remember them. That feels pretty good.

Anyway, it would feel good if I didn’t think too much about that robot with the too-cute-by-half acronym. For a similar experience I could also measure my blogging against the work of Steve Benen, Andrew Sullivan and Yglesias as if they were all one dude. Plus the entire Huffington Post. We people will tell ourselves that there is a serious quality factor when a person does the work. Maybe it is even true. Can it write its own papers? Um, a programmer probably could write an AI that can learn grammar and skim related papers for style tips. So forget that. Can a robot teach a class? Maybe, yeah. Can a robot schmooze at the bar after conferences? I don’t think so! So there. My jerb is safe.

Then there is the more minor point that ADAM has no a priori reason to care whether the units he’s mutagenizing are yeast or people*. If that sounds familiar, it means that you are a dork like me and you know that’s the bleeping plot of the new Terminator movie. But the important point is that a guy’s got to eat. If this thing applies for a visa I’m buying a trucker hat.

(*) Yes I know, that is hardly an issue right now. I’m talking proof of principle, people.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by John Cole|  April 2, 20096:02 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Alaska Republicans are pretty funny:

The Alaska Republican Party further believes that current Senator Mark Begich should resign his position to allow for a new, special election, so Alaskans may have the chance to vote for a Senator without the improper influence of the corrupt Department of Justice.

Gary Condit called. He said to SUCK. ON. THIS.

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A Random Burst of Crankiness

by John Cole|  April 2, 20092:10 pm| 181 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

You know who probably deserves some scorn but isn’t receiving it?

HGTV.

How many episodes of House Hunters or Property Virgins or whatever the show du jour was at the time did they have with twenty-somethings, just out of college, touring houses and turning them down because they only had two bathrooms or there was only one sink in the guest bathroom or because there was not enough light in the dining room or because the cabinets were not nice enough in the 400 square foot kitchen or, well, you get the point.

I would support congress passing a law requiring HGTV to go back and show us where all those idiots who had to have a $400k house right out of college are now. Here are Jim and Laura, who just out of undergrad had to have this $375k brownstone with sunlights and a second story porch. They now live in his mother’s basement. That would make for some great tv.

But only after they pass a law to do something about Moodys and the rest of the credit rating agencies.

/grumpy

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A Brief Moment of Republican Sanity

by John Cole|  April 2, 200912:03 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Politics

From Multiple Choice Mitt, of all people:

In an interview with The Hill, Romney said, “We as Republicans misspeak when we say we don’t like regulation. We like modern, up-to-date dynamic regulation that is regularly reviewed, streamlined, modernized and effective.”

Romney’s comments come as he mulls another run at the White House and the Republican Party grapples with how to come up with producing solutions to the housing and financial crises that were triggered by a variety of factors, including a lack of government regulation and enforcement.

“Someone shouldn’t be able to just call themselves a doctor without going to medical school,” Romney said.

“You have to have regulation, and we value regulation. What we don’t like is when you have regulation that was written in the 1920s or the early 1900s that hasn’t been updated for modern events.”

Romney added that regulations on some parts of the financial sector are “overly burdensome” while others are “nonexistent.”

Of course the problem is twofold. First, the people in Mitt’s base oppose vaccines on cervical cancer because it might make the young hussies promiscuous, so I’m not too sure they really care whether or not people go to medical school before they call themselves a doctor. Ask Dr. Laura about that.

Second, while I agree that some areas of the financial sector probably are burdened by antiquated regulation and that some areas are completely unregulated, my problem is with the likely Republican solution should we put these guys back into office. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t think their solution will be to simply get rid of the antiquated regulations and ignore the unregulated areas and let the “invisible hand” bitch slap us again?

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Getting Worse

by John Cole|  April 2, 20099:20 am| 129 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Politics

Jobless number soar:

The number of people filing initial claims for unemployment benefits unexpectedly rose last week, while those filing continuing claims hit an all-time high for the 10th straight week, according to a government report released Thursday.

In the week ended March 28, 669,000 people filed initial jobless claims, up 12,000 from the previous week’s upwardly revised figure of 657,000, the Labor Department reported.

It was the largest weekly increase since October 1982, and it surprised economists surveyed by Briefing.com, who had forecast initial claims to decline to 650,000.

The number of people continuing to file for jobless benefits rose 161,000 to 5.7 million in the week ended March 21, the latest week for which data was available. It was the highest number since the government began keeping records in 1967, and the 10th consecutive week that continuing claims rose to a record high.

What these folks really need is a tax cut and a government spending freeze. Hopefully, many of them are located in South Carolina or Texas and won’t have their economic security threatened by excessive stimulus spending.

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The Next Victim

by John Cole|  April 2, 20099:17 am| 55 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Of the smear brigades:

It’s 11:45 a.m. on April 1, and if you run a Google News search on Harold Koh, dean of Yale Law School and President Obama’s pick for legal adviser to the State Department, here’s what you’ll find: 13 pieces on far-right Web sites characterizing Koh as dangerous and anti-American; several Fox News stories, updated several times daily, one of which describes the anti-Koh screeds as “burning up the Internet”; and a measly two blog posts defending Koh from these attacks. By the time you read this, I suspect that Fox News will have a scrolling red banner that reads, “Obama’s Koh pick imperils us all” (and … wait for it … BINGO!), the anti-Koh pieces will number 18, and the pro-Koh blog posts will number three.

You know where this is going, don’t you? His only sin was to be appointed.

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Cat Handcuffs (AKA Pig in a Blanket)

by John Cole|  April 1, 20097:46 pm| 163 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging

At some point today while I was trying to get work done, a certain cat stood behind me and yowled for an hour and a half straight. I tried to pet him. He yowled more. I checked his food. It was fine. He yowled more. I tried to play with him. He yowled. I shot him in the face with a squirt bottle. He yowled and ran out of the room, and came back in and starting meowing again. I shut him out of the room and he stood by the door and scratched at it while meowing.

Finally, I grabbed him and rolled him up in a towel like a dead person in a carpet:

Oddly enough, he stayed there like that for a half hour and seemed to like it. We have a really weird relationship.

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