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When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Consistently wrong since 2002

You cannot shame the shameless.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

All hail the time of the bunny!

Peak wingnut was a lie.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

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Hateful

by DougJ|  February 28, 20094:23 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Charles Erwin Wilson, a GM exec who eventually became Eisenhower’s Secretary of Defense, once told Congress “I thought what was good for the country good for General Motors and vice versa” (this is the source of the famous “What’s good for General Motors is good for the USA” expression). I’m no corporatist, but I’ve always thought there was some wisdom in the old-school conservative belief that the well-being of America’s largest employers is inextricably linked to the well-being of the nation.

The days of pro-business conservatism are over now. The US Chamber of Commerce begged Republican Congressmen to support the stimulus package to no avail. Conservatives are actively rooting for the liquidation of automakers and banks, with “Let them fail” replacing “drill baby drill” as a rallying cry. And that’s when they’re not urging us to boycott Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts for supporting the United Pastry Jihad.

A striking example of this was provided by some commentary on a right-wing blog here in Western New York, which mocked a local company for its financial woes. My friend Rottenchester summarized:

Paetec is a local company that employs close to a thousand people. They took advantage of some tax breaks and other incentives, and they plan to move their headquarters downtown. They are having a tough time because of the recession, so they’ve been downsizing their plans.

I didn’t realize that pointing and laughing was the “conservative” response to a company that’s having a hard time, but I guess we’re living in a new era.

Republicans once called themselves the party of Lincoln. Then they began to use opposition to Civil Rights as a staple of their “southern strategy”. They once described themselves as defenders of freedom. Then they started supporting wiretapping and the suspension of habeas corpus rights. They once called themselves pro-business. Now they laugh at American companies that face bankruptcy.

What’s left, other than hatefulness and the occasional reference to Edmund Burke?

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Paging Radley Balko

by John Cole|  February 28, 20092:41 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Outrage

More of the new professionalism here (via):

My favorite part of this vicious assault is after he has kicked her, punched her, banged her head off a wall, thrown her to the floor and beaten her some more, they then handcuff her and have her completely subdued, and pull her to her feet. By her hair. And then, of course, perjury being the native tongue for some in law enforcement, he lies about the event in the report.

She is 15. Story here, including what she is arrested for, but really, does that matter?

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On The Positive Side, .005% Of Unemployed Plumbers Will Support Them To The End

by Tim F|  February 28, 200912:34 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

It occurred to me that good strategic reasons explain why the Republican party has become sandwich board silly. Let’s run through the institutional advantages that have kept the party afloat until now.

* Money from rich people. Other movements have come and gone, but since FDR established the middle class and poor as the Democrats’ base Republicanism’s beating heart has been the interests of wealthy establishment in America. Too bad for them business executives are often greedy but rarely stupid.

Bob Clark of Missouri and Victor Hammel of Pennsylvania are CEOs of large businesses who tend to back Democrats but also donate to Republicans. Clark runs Clayco, a St. Louis real estate development firm. Hammel leads J.C. Ehrlich, a pest-control company based in Reading, Pa..

They are the types McCain had hoped to attract. Instead, Clark, who raised thousands for Bush in 2000, has raised more than $500,000 for Obama. And Hammel, who regularly gives money to Republican Sen. Arlen Specter, has donated $2,300 to Obama.

“Barack is definitely more liberal than I am,” Clark said. “But I’m willing to compromise on some of those issues for what I think is the greater good.”

Hammel said, “I would rather pay a little higher tax on a higher profit than a lower tax rate on lower profits.“

* Communication. Let’s admit that Reagan and a generation of Republican Congressmenl did an impressive job of selling an agenda that by and large Americans hate. Clinton might have inverted that but Republican strategy and his own weaknesses effectively turned Big Dog’s charisma against him. George Dubya started the slide, although in my opinion it wasn’t the President’s famous problem with clear English, good faith arguments and telling the truth that did him in but rather his pathological loyalty issues. After ritually humiliating staff like Colin Powell who had real rapport with the public and the media, the the administration’s public face by term two included such memorable figures as Michael Brown, Harriet Miers and Alberto Gonzales. Sarah Palin, Sam Wurzelbacher, Rick Santelli and Bobby “Kenneth” Jindal just underline the point that Republicans have lost the knack for talking to ordinary people. Against John Kerry the GOP might have at least played for a draw; Barack Obama is eating them alive.

* Issues. What is left in the Republican toolbag that Bush didn’t already try? We got tax cuts. We tried privatizing government operations, cutting environmental oversight and deregulating finance. We invaded a foreign country just to watch it die. America codified every point in the Republican agenda short of killing the inheritance tax, and as long you count ‘success’ as the overall well-being of America, none of it worked. The party still needs to please the Christian taliban, but out of power policy proposals won’t do them any good there. The GOP’s religious right strategy basically boils down to (1) gaining power on some other issue agenda, and then (2) using said power to quietly please the Christianist crazies. If Republicans honestly proposed whatTony Perkins and the AFA want they would never see step (1). Since worshipping a comic book version of Reagan’s legacy that has some important pages stuck together is the only part of the Republican agenda that they can talk about in polite company, and they already tried that, the elephants are basically stuck.

As the old saw goes, when you have the facts you bang the facts. When you have the law you bang the law. When you have neither, you bang the table. Too bad for the GOP they can’t even compete at that.

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But I Thought It Was Pork?

by John Cole|  February 28, 200911:37 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

This is kind of funny. While Newt Gingrich is promoting investment in transportation, the official GOP position is that kind of spending is pork, and Bobby Jindal came out swinging against it the other night. Oops:

Louisiana’s transportation department plans to request federal dollars for a New Orleans to Baton Rouge passenger rail service from the same pot of railroad money in the president’s economic stimulus package that Gov. Bobby Jindal criticized as unnecessary pork on national television Tuesday night.

The high-speed rail line, a topic of discussion for years, would require $110 million to upgrade existing freight lines and terminals to handle a passenger train operation, said Mark Lambert, spokesman for the Louisiana Department of Transportation and Development.

Jindal on Tuesday delivered the official Republican Party response to President Barack Obama’s address to Congress. He criticized the stimulus package passed by the Democratic-majority in Congress and the president and noted examples of projects that he found objectionable.

“While some of the projects in the bill make sense, their legislation is larded with wasteful spending,” Jindal said. “It includes … $8 billion for high-speed rail projects, such as a ‘magnetic levitation’ line from Las Vegas to Disneyland.”

I honestly have no clue why the Republicans don’t take just, at the very least, a month, cool their heels, and figure out where they want to go and what they plan to do. This is just ridiculous.

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Crowd Size, Then And Now

by John Cole|  February 28, 200911:28 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

I was going to do a big post comparing the rhetoric downplaying the size of protests in the 2003 era and the current tea party, but what it boils down to is I am just too lazy to do the research. Instead, I will just use pictures.

A few bitter cranks in San Francisco protesting the war in 2003:

Citizen uprising in Georgia:

And for documentation purposes only, the new “Moran” picture:

If you get a chance, check out the caption under the Ron Paul protesters here. That made me snort.

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Out of Ideas. No, Really. They Are Just Out of Ideas.

by John Cole|  February 28, 200910:33 am| 57 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

Yesterday at Outside the Beltway, James Joyner, who is attending CPAC, listed Newt Gingrich’s 12 point plan for the GOP to recapture the hearts of America (and I have cut the descriptions of the items down, you can visit OTB for the full list):

1. Payroll Tax Stimulus.
2. Real Middle-Income Tax Relief.
3. Reduce the Business Tax Rate.
4. Homeowner’s Assistance.
5. Control Spending So We Can Move to a Balanced Budget.
6. No State Aid Without Protection From Fraud.
7. More American Energy Now (Energy exploration).
8. Abolish Taxes on Capital Gains.
9. Protect the Rights of American Workers (from… Unions)
10. Replace Sarbanes-Oxley.
11. Abolish the Death Tax.
12. Invest in Energy and Transportation Infrastructure.

Again, visit OTB for longer descriptions and the video of Gingrich discussing them. Let’s review that list and look at the new and original ideas that Newt is offering:

Items 1-4 are tax cuts.

Republicans just spent the last eight years proving they simply are incapable of item #5, and have recently had their RNC chairman run around telling America no one can trust them to do this, and their response from Bobby Jindal the another night including another apology for failing to do this.

Item #6 is a federal mandate on states (woohoo, states rights!), and would seem to be precisely the kind of thing that the governors are protesting in regards to the stimulus money that requires them to rewrite state laws.

Item #7, energy exploration, would appear to be in the provenance of private enterprise, notwithstanding Republican efforts to block any meaningful advancements in alternative exploration.

Item 8 is a tax cut.

Item 9 is union bashing. Unions, mind you, are just about the only force out there who have served somewhat as a stopgap for the decline of wages in the middle class, and even they are a beaten and almost broken group.

Item #10, Sarbanes-Oxley, was created in response to the Enron debacle (and others), and given the widespread fraud and abuse that led to our current disaster, is not going to go anywhere (and I am really slim on the details of Sarbanes-Oxley, but I don’t think there is a real fervor for deregulation anywhere in America, particularly not in Washington).

Item #11 is a tax cut.

Item #12 is something the Republicans just oppose outright. In fact, they just voted against infrastructure spending in the stimulus, ran around screaming pork and ranting about… high speed rail (which, unless I am mistaken, would fall under the “transportation” and “infrastructre” categories.

So there is their big laundry list of ideas- tax cuts, deregulation, union bashing, and spending projects they have repeatedly opposed. And that doesn’t even go into the fact that they just, a few weeks ago, voted against massive tax cuts for 95% of the country.

What a breath of fresh air. By way of comparison, here is there list of ideas as presented in the Contract with America. You may or may not agree with the ideas, and they were centered around a reform agenda, but at least they were honest to goodness ideas. For good fun, you could go through and count how many the Republicans violated the past eight years. Particularly of note is the third point, which promised to “cut the number of House committees, and cut committee staff by one-third.” Why is that interesting? Well, here is why:

More than 2,000 employers laid off more than 50 workers each in January, the Labor Department reported Wednesday.

One workplace, however, wasn’t on the list: the U.S. Congress.

A ten percent increase in the budget for Congressional operations was needed because Senate Republicans wanted to retain previous staff levels despite having lost roughly 20 percent of their ranks in the 2008 elections, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said Wednesday.

Congressional Republicans have been pouncing on any instance of wasteful spending they can find, but the congressional-operations line item will likely remain safe from their ire.

This is a sputtering, rudderless, idea free movement. There is a reason the only thing they can do is yell “socialist” and attend tea parties (although given the turnout, it looks like they are just sticking to yelling socialist).

*** Update ***

This headline at the HuffPo really says it all:

This isn’t a movement anymore, it is the political equivalent of the bearded lady.

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Peak Wingnut And Other Imaginary Things

by Tim F|  February 28, 20099:59 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: Media, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

That was such an awesome theory.

***Update***

I broke the internets; it’s fixed now.

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