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The Other Billion Or So People On the Planet

by John Cole|  February 5, 20099:26 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, General Stupidity

No real point to this point, per se, as there isn’t anything big headlining the news, but I have noticed that the Israel/Palestine/general Mideast news has simmered down, which gives me a perfect opportunity to discuss how little I know about the world other than the Middle East (where even my knowledge and understanding rates somewhere around abyssmal). The point, I guess, is that one of the things that is really weird about our current foreign policy debate is how much time is spent on what, from a numbers perspective, is such an insignificant portion of the world. I know next to nothing about India, China, Indonesia, etc., and other large population centers, and our foreign policy debates almost always exclude them (except for the case of China, and when they are mentioned it is virtually certain it will be done in a belligerent manner).

In fact, other than Larison, there are very few blogs which even discuss these countries. I just find that odd, considering their size and the likelihood that they will be global powerhouses in the future.

Like I said, no real point to this post, just something I was thinking about this morning while doing other things.

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Re-inflate that Bubble!

by John Cole|  February 5, 20097:44 am| 109 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

The Senate has a solution for the economic crisis:

The Senate on Wednesday voted to expand the economic stimulus package with a tax credit for homebuyers of up to $15,000, a provision championed by Republicans as addressing a root cause of the recession.

The vote to add the tax credit, at a cost of about $18.5 billion, came as Senate leaders seemed to be nearing completion of negotiations. The majority leader, Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, suggested that a final vote on the stimulus plan could come on Thursday.

That’s the ticket.

*** Update ***

Calc Risk says it is a solid plan. If that is the case, just ignore me.

*** Update #2 ***

I misread Calculated Risk. They said “The current tax credit is good for both new and existing home purchases,” meaning what it applied to, not whether or not it was a “good” thing. My bad.

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What Digby/Michael Hirsh said

by DougJ|  February 5, 200912:11 am| 98 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

I’m not in full-on OBAMA IS TEH FAIL mode yet. Far from it. And I believe that a stimulus package not too different from the one he proposed will pass the Senate next week. Not bad for three weeks work. But I think that Michael Hirsh’s take (via Digby) on what’s going on is very smart:

Barack Obama began making his comeback on Wednesday, apparently aware that he has all but lost control of the agenda in Washington at a time when he simply can’t afford to do so. Obama’s biggest problem isn’t Taxgate—which resulted in the Terrible Tuesday departure of his trusted friend, Tom Daschle, and the defanging of his Treasury secretary, Tim Geithner. Nor is the No. 1 problem that the president can’t seem to win a single Republican vote for his stimulus package. That’s a symptom, not a cause. The reason Obama is getting so few votes is that he is no longer setting the terms of the debate over how to save the economy. Instead the Republican Party—the one we thought lost the election—is doing that. And the confusion and delay this is causing could realize Obama’s worst fears, turning “crisis into a catastrophe,” as the president said Wednesday.

Obama’s desire to begin a “post-partisan” era may have backfired. In his eagerness to accommodate Republicans and listen to their ideas over the past week, he has allowed the GOP to turn the haggling over the stimulus package into a decidedly stale, Republican-style debate over pork, waste and overspending. This makes very little economic sense when you are in a major recession that only gets worse day by day. Yes, there are still some very legitimate issues with a bill that’s supposed to be “temporary” and “targeted”—among them, large increases in permanent entitlement spending, and a paucity of tax cuts requiring immediate spending. Even so, Obama has allowed Congress to grow embroiled in nitpicking over efficiency when the central debate should be about whether the package is big enough. When you are dealing with a stimulus of this size, there are going to be wasteful expenditures and boondoggles. There’s no way anyone can spend $800 to $900 billion quickly without waste and boondoggles. It comes with the Keynesian territory. This is an emergency; the normal rules do not apply.

I don’t blame Obama for not realizing what douchebags the Villagers and Congressional Republicans were going to be. Someone who had as low an opinion of human nature as is realistic (and as I personally have) never would have run for president in the first place.

But I think that at some point he has to come to grips with the fact that a good proportion of the Villagers and Congressional Republicans (and probably more than one or two Congressional Democrats) would happily shove the entire country into one of Bob’s brick ovens if they thought that would get them a book deal or a better committee appointment or more face time on Morning Joe or what have you.

Let’s take a step back. There’s essentially a “best practices” approach to dealing with financial calamity: you max out your monetary policy, which we’ve already done, and then you spend as much money as you possibly can without actually setting the stuff on fire (I’m exaggerating, but you get the point). That’s not Obama’s plan or Democrats’ plan, that’s the mainstream economic plan. Not everyone agrees with it, but not everyone agrees that you should take antibiotics if you’ve got pneumonia or that you should stop smoking if you’re coughing all the time.

So let’s admit that what we have here is a media and Congressional Republican assault on economic common sense. No one expects an assault on common sense. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either (link added). But when either comes, you’d better react.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  February 4, 200910:21 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Some days it feels like I am living in a photographic negative of 2004. For example.

Citing her “significant talent, leadership and personal experience,” VA Secretary Eric Shinseki said that [Tammy] Duckworth will help to improve their ability to ensure that “Veterans receive the benefits that they deserve.”

Also, the president is an intelligent, openminded black dude with Hussein in his name. Pinch me.

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Move Over Steel Curtain

by John Cole|  February 4, 20099:12 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Sports

There is a new defense in town:

Steeler Defense Renamed ‘Mid-Level White-Collar Curtain’ To More Accurately Reflect Contemporary Pittsburgh

TAMPA BAY, FL—Just days before the Super Bowl, the Pittsburgh Steelers’ public relations department announced that the team’s vaunted “Steel Curtain” defense would be renamed to more accurately reflect their city’s current vocational demographics.

Did I mention the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Again. Six.

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Losing Control

by John Cole|  February 4, 20098:47 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Democratic Stupidity

Looking around the blogosphere, the growing consensus among liberal blogs (too lazy to link, just go to memeorandum and hunt for angsty titles) is that Obama is losing control of the debate. I am not so sure if I would say that, yet, although we are seeing the polling numbers for the stimulus bill plummeting. This makes perfect sense, because even I am not sure the stimulus bill is a good bill or worth it.

There is a reason for this, and that is something Tim has touched on several times, and I have mentioned over and over. No one is selling it. The Democrats are simply AWOL. All I see on my tv are Republicans talking about wasteful spending, as if they have any credibility on that topic. I would pay to see Barney Frank matched up against a Republican opposed to the stimulus bill, because every Democrat has an easy retort- “If you have so many good economic ideas, how come you never passed any of them along to the last President?”

It isn’t so much that Obama is losing control in the debate. The Democrats just aren’t participating, and this isn’t so much a debate as a Republican monologue. We all know, given our “liberal” media, how that is going to play out in the long run.

*** Update ***

BTW- The next time anyone in Congress opposes any infrastructure stimulus spending, whether it be on roads, bridges, whatever, the very first thing I would do is go through every single Iraq appropriations bill, target line by line the spending appropriations for rebuilding Iraq, and then look at the roll call vote. I bet all sorts of fun could be had pointing out “fiscal conservatives” who repeatedly voted to build infrastructure in Iraq, without so much as blinking, who are now getting the vapors about a couple billion being spent domestically on similar projects. America First, the saying was, right? The Democrats do have interns, don’t they?

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Why Win?

by John Cole|  February 4, 20095:06 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging

Just a thought- why do the Republicans even bother trying to win elections. They get everything they want when they lose, so why bother trying to win? Nothing but Republicans or GOP talking points on my tv until I turned the DVD player on five minutes ago (Season one of News Radio is much better).

I have had enough of this. Here:

No cable news tonight. Think I will watch a movie or play Mass Effect.

*** Update ***

Exhibit A in the argument that conservatives get whatever they want even when losing: Craig Crawford appears to be seriously arguing that NEWT FUCKING GINGRICH should head Health and Human Services. In bizzaro world, that makes complete sense, as it meets the only criteria that matter to the villagers:

As much as it would infuriate liberals, picking Gingrich would be a hyper-bipartisan move.

It pisses off liberals and would be “bi-partisan,” the only criteria that matter. What’s not to like?

I am seriously buying a generator, a goat, and a plot of land in the mountains for when the shit goes down. These people are killing us.

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