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Tradition, discipline, and rules

by DougJ|  January 27, 200912:58 am| 79 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Like many of you, I’ve spent a lot of time trying to understand the financial crisis. But I was never able to ascertain how much of it was caused by rising rates of defaults, how much was caused by the complicated credit default swap market, and how much the securitization of mortgages may have helped lead to more defaults.

But after reading David Brooks, I’ve learned that it’s all a lot simpler than I thought:

Bankers, for example, used to have a code that made them a bit stodgy and which held them up for ridicule in movies like “Mary Poppins.” But the banker’s code has eroded, and the result was not liberation but self-destruction.

There’s all kinds of problems with this. First, it’s not clear what “used to” means here since it certainly doesn’t apply to the 1920s. Second, a persuasive case can be made that the end of “banker’s code” was caused not by a desire for “liberation” but by the fact that banks that had been privately held became public companies, which meant the bankers were now playing with other people’s money, not their own.

Brooks’s claim is that everything was better when people just shut up and did as they were told. Not surprisingly, his prime example of someone who’s done well by shutting up and doing as he’s told is a millionaire, former Cubs second-baseman Ryne Sandberg.

This is an argument that we often see from Villagers, whether it’s Tim Russert’s reverence for his father’s unthinking ways or Tom Brokaw’s Greatest Generation shtick or Howard Kurtz’s hagiography about Brian Williams and his regular guy ways. More often than not, of course, the rule-followers raise millionaire children or are themselves millionaires.

I’ve often wondered why pundits feel such a need to tell us that things would be better if we all just stopped asking questions. They must know that the public hears it all the time already, with or without their new columns on the subject.

I think the reason is this: our pundit is class is populated by wholly amoral people, most of them multi-millionaires, who got where they are, not by hard work or talent or accomplishment, but by following a certain set of rules that no thinking, decent person could accept.

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Another victory for the Red State Strike Force

by DougJ|  January 26, 20098:47 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Clown Shoes

This came in last week:

XXXX:

Call your Senator right now at 202-224-3121 and tell him to oppose Tim Geithner for Treasury Secretary.

Yesterday, Tim Geithner lied to the Senate Finance Committee telling them that the tax program Turbo Tax was to blame for his failure to pay taxes. Prior to that time, Geithner said he simply forgot. At the time he failed to pay his taxes, Geithner signed a statement saying that he would pay his taxes.

If Tim Geithner cannot be honest with the United States Senate with his money, how can he be honest with our money?

Call your Senator right now at 202-224-3121 and tell him to oppose Tim Geithner for Treasury Secretary.

Sincerely yours,


Erick Erickson
Editor,
RedState.com

Today:

Tim Geithner was just approved by the Senate, 60-34…

Yeah, yeah, I know, nothing MoveOn does ever works either. Sorry, I just like making fun of the Red State jackasses.

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Has He Reached Rock Bottom Yet?

by John Cole|  January 26, 20094:57 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Easily breaking our old record of three Bill Kristol posts in one day, post #4 about Mr. Kristol is filled with awesome:

On Sunday afternoon Weekly Standard editor and New York Times columnist Bill Kristol — in an email exchange with Big Hollywood — agreed to debate Matt Damon on his Hollywood home turf after being informed the 38-year old actor ridiculed Kristol in an interview in the Miami Herald.

“He’s an idiot — he wrote that we should be grateful to George Bush because he won the Iraq war. We! Won! The! War!”

As the sponsor of the event, Big Hollywood is offering $100,000 to Damon (or to the charity or carbon credit of his choice) to publicly debate Kristol at a mutually agreed upon time, date and venue.

Certainly this must be the new low for the man the National Review calls “among the most intelligent, creative, and articulate conservative voices in America” is now reduced to proving his intellectual rigor debating the star of Stuck on You. Even better, it is even money he will lose the debate. For an encore, maybe he can challenge Tonya Harding on the Man Show.

Say it again to yourself- “Among the most intelligent, creative, and articulate conservative voices in America.”

*** Update ***

What Ken Layne said.

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Smearing their own

by DougJ|  January 26, 20094:24 pm| 20 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

The race for the RNC chairmanship has taken an amusing turn (from Greg Sargent):

This image of a parodied USA Today cover is being anonymously blasted around among Republicans — it imagines what the front page of the paper will look like if South Carolina GOP chair Katon Dawson, who was a member of a whites only club, wins the RNC chairmanship:

Some candor from former RNC chair Jim Nicholson on the quality of the six candidates competing for the office:

Nicholson said the six candidates for chair appeared to be capable leaders, but admitted that he had approached higher-profile candidates about running earlier in the election process, including former Oklahoma Gov. Frank Keating and former Utah Gov. Mike Leavitt, who served as secretary of Health and Human Services in the Bush administration. Both men had the communications skills to perform the job effectively, Nicholson said.

[…]

“That’s the field. One of them is going to be chairman and they may rise to the occasion,” Nicholson said. “Or they may already be there.”

Translation: you go to war with the RNC chair you have, not the RNC chair you would have if the party hadn’t scared off every sane person with half a brain.

Update: RSA notes the apostrophe in “white’s only”.

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I’ll Pass

by John Cole|  January 26, 20091:35 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

From the email bin (click to enlarge):

Who needs a book when we are living the legacy?

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Like a Pitbull on the Pantleg of Opportunity

by John Cole|  January 26, 20091:26 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

And in what must be a record at Balloon Juice, our third post of the day about Bill Kristol is from the “conservatives” at the National Review:

Rather than commenting on Bill Kristol’s provocative New York Times column today, “Will Obama Save Liberalism?”, I wanted to comment on the tag line: “This is William Kristol’s last column.”

For the Times, that is.

Bill Kristol will be heard from again and again, above all, of course, from his current perch at The Weekly Standard, but also, I gather, from a new perch at the Washington Post (where he will have a monthly column), as well as from his seat at Fox News and in other venues. He is easily among the most intelligent, creative, and articulate conservative voices in America—a fact, upon which I would be willing to bet a large sum of money, is what troubled the Times.

NRO is apparently not on the Red State mailing list.

BTW- for an explanation of the title, go here.

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Another Leper

by John Cole|  January 26, 200912:49 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Today at Red State we learn that Bill Kristol isn’t really a conservative:

I knew the moment I found out he was having dinner with Obama that this would happen. A batted eye lash, a smile, and a shared meal gets you pretty damn far with Bill Kristol. Never mind that despite posing as a conservative for years, Kristol has been anything but a real conservative.

In a sense, I agree. I have been saying for a few years now that these folks aren’t very conservative at all. That didn’t stop Red State and the Republicans from claiming them when they were beating those evil Dems, though, did it? I just can’t wait until they realize the government interfering in your life because of what your God says isn’t conservative, either. That should be fun.

Victory has a thousand fathers…

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