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You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

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I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

No one could have predicted…

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

I really should read my own blog.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

White supremacy is terrorism.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

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“Republicans find their voice”

by DougJ|  January 27, 20091:41 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

While John is saying “let them vote no”, the Politico is gushing about the Repubicans’ new tactics:

Congressional Republicans, who only weeks ago were sheepish about their own electoral failures and cowed by Obama’s polish and popularity, are suddenly punching back — hard — on both sides of the Capitol.

[…]

Then this morning, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) went for the jugular, urging his members to oppose the economic centerpiece of Obama’s first term just hours before the president paid the Republicans the compliment of coming to the Capitol for a private meeting — even before he did the same for House Democrats.

Obama’s aides cast the visit as an outstretched hand — and it got slapped.

The bottom line: a coordinated effort to embarrass a president who looked largely unassailable just weeks ago.

This was all pretty predictable, of course. There was no way Republicans would do anything but attack and there was no way their attacks would be portrayed as anything but tough, gutsy, jugular-cutting maneuvers. I don’t know whether or not this makes any difference politically, because I don’t know if our politics are now post-bitch-slap. In my view, the last however many years have been dominated by what Josh Marshall calls “bitch slap” politics:

Let’s call it the Republicans’ Bitch-Slap theory of electoral politics.

It goes something like this.

On one level, of course, the aim behind these attacks is to cast suspicion upon Kerry’s military service record and label him a liar. But that’s only part of what’s going on.

Consider for a moment what the big game is here. This is a battle between two candidates to demonstrate toughness on national security. Toughness is a unitary quality, really — a personal, characterological quality rather than one rooted in policy or divisible in any real way. So both sides are trying to prove to undecided voters either that they’re tougher than the other guy or at least tough enough for the job.

Obviously, Barack Obama isn’t John Kerry and this isn’t a debate on national security, but I think the same rules may still apply.

Update: The more I think about this, the more it seems likely that one of two things will happen here:

1. The Republicans will actually try to filibuster this thing, which would be a political debacle of Schiavo-like proportions.

or

2. Snowe, Specter, et al. will not go along with the filibuster and it will pass 65-35 or so. The Red State Strike force will laud McConnell and call the filibuster-breakers “RINOs”.

I’m hoping for 1. but I think 2. may be more likely.

I also think the media will continue to play up the Republican attempted bitch slap, but it’s more than likely that Obama’s give ’em enough rope strategy will lead to the Republicans hanging themselves, one way or another.

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Why Not Bacevich?

by John Cole|  January 27, 200912:55 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Media

Big post up at Beliefnet discussing replacements for Kristol, and the names include Megan McArdle, Ross Douthat, David Frum, Trevino, and a link back to a post I wrote a couple months back suggesting Daniel Larison.

I was just talking to someone, and it occurred to me- Why not A. James Bacevich? The man is brilliant, a conservative (in thought and actions, if not by identity), he knows how to write (and knows how to write for a column, which is a different thing altogether), and has great ideas and a interesting outlook on the world.

So why not?

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Let Them Vote No

by John Cole|  January 27, 200912:32 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I didn’t watch much cable news yesterday, and boy was I happier. At any rate, CNN is on in the background now, and it appears that Boehner and the Republicans intend to vote no on the stimulus package. Obama is apparently going to Capitol hill to talk to the Republicans, but I can tell him what will happen- they will want more tax cuts, and even then, they still hope the stimulus will fail.

I’m not going to bother giving Obama advice, because first of all, I am just some idiot with a website, and unlike delusional sorts in the blogosphere, I really don’t think I have any influence whatsoever. Additionally, I don’t think Obama needs any advice, because he has proven to be a pretty deft politician.

If I were to give advice, I would say to just forget the politics of it all, at least in the House. You have the votes. Just put whatever you think will best get the economy rolling again, and if the Republicans have an idea that will help, add it. If the House Dems lard it up with useless stuff, get it out. The majority of the Republicans can be counted on to act in bad faith, so bipartisanship should not be giving them symbolic nods just to get their votes. Bipartisanship should be including their good ideas when they have them.

Trust me. That will be so rare, it will be obvious when they have a good idea. It will look as out of place as a whale in a salad bowl.

So just do what you think is right (it may still fail, we are aware of that) and ignore the Republicans until they have something to offer. And even then, be careful, because as soon as you accept their idea, they will try to change it to offer themselves more political advantage. That is just how they roll.

*** Update ***

Words of wisdom:

But that dubious point seems to be obscuring a more obvious and telling reality: the Republican leadership in both houses has decided that it’s in their political interest to oppose the Stimulus Bill no matter what.

In the most cynical of evaluations, it’s not clear to me that they’re incorrect. If the stimulus is judged a success, their political gain from adding more votes to what will be seen as Obama’s bill will not be that great. So they’re figuring that only failure will work for them politically; and they judge that they want Obama to own it entirely.

One can pick apart the political ethics of their stand, but the reality of it is clear. They want to criticize as many provisions of the bill as possible, push for as many non-stimulus inducing tax cuts as possible at the expense of spending on infrastructure, and then vote against the final bill en masse.

This really is not hard to figure out, as the Republicans are not even trying to be subtle. They intend to get as much as they want in the bill, provide the screeching points for the wingnuttosphere (latest edition- ZOMG ACORN) so they can be whipped up into their usual froth, and then vote against the thing anyway and hope it fails. 2010, baby.

Similar thoughts here.

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Been A Long Time

by John Cole|  January 27, 200910:53 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging

We got hammered with snow today, so everything is pretty much shut down. There really isn’t that much snow (only seemed like about 6 inches when I went outside a few hours ago), but it looks like there is a foundation of ice underneath on the roads and things are a mess. The bulk of it also came down around 4-6 am, so there was no time to clean it up. At any rate, in honor of the weather, some snow pets:

Also, remember that pretty picture of the fall colors in Rhode Island that one of our readers mailed in:

Here is a winter update:

Claim your pets.

*** Update ***

Another snow pet:

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Phase One in the Transition to the Caliphate

by John Cole|  January 27, 200910:11 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Politics

I finally got a chance to read Obama’s interview with Al-Arabiya, and I really did not find anything groundbreaking in it. Larison is skeptical:

Quin Hillyer complains about Obama’s first television interview, which Jake Tapper reports will be with Al-Arabiya. This is different, but it doesn’t mean very much one way or the other. At most it means that President Obama was serious when he made irenic remarks in his Inaugural directed to Muslims, but I suspect this has zero significance when it comes to policy. Like the appointment of George Mitchell, which represents an exception to the general rule of administration personnel on regional policy, giving an interview to Al-Arabiya is a conciliatory gesture designed to try to make up for the reality of U.S. policy. It is the sort of conciliatory move that Obama believes he can make because he is confident in his own “pro-Israel” bona fides, as well he might be considering the make-up of his Cabinet, staff and Middle East policy team, just as Obama’s general acceptance of national security ideology gives him the flexibility and the political cover to critique and oppose individual policy decisions.

This Al-Arabiya interview is most likely a case of attempting to “re-package” or “re-brand” the same policy in a more attractive way, which assumes that Arab and other foreign publics are not reacting negatively to the substance of U.S. policy but only to its presentation. More basically, critics of this interview must not understand Obama at all. Obama likes negotiation and consensus-building, and he likes to try to explain one group’s situation to another. This is the peril of his bridge-building instinct that I mentioned long ago: the attempt to convey a message from one side to another is routinely mistaken as a concession to the other side. This is why some other conservatives (usually those who ended up voting for him) made a very different kind of mistake in assuming that Obama sympathized with certain conservative policy proposals that he did not dismiss out of hand.

What stood out to me in the interview is that Obama clearly seems to be looking to hit the “reboot” function in regards to the Middle East, and seems to be of the mind that enough people on both sides have realized that the status quo is unsustainable:

And so what I told him is start by listening, because all too often the United States starts by dictating — in the past on some of these issues — and we don’t always know all the factors that are involved. So let’s listen. He’s going to be speaking to all the major parties involved. And he will then report back to me. From there we will formulate a specific response.

***

And so what we want to do is to listen, set aside some of the preconceptions that have existed and have built up over the last several years. And I think if we do that, then there’s a possibility at least of achieving some breakthroughs.

***

And that is that the language we use matters. And what we need to understand is, is that there are extremist organizations — whether Muslim or any other faith in the past — that will use faith as a justification for violence. We cannot paint with a broad brush a faith as a consequence of the violence that is done in that faith’s name.

And so you will I think see our administration be very clear in distinguishing between organizations like al Qaeda — that espouse violence, espouse terror and act on it — and people who may disagree with my administration and certain actions, or may have a particular viewpoint in terms of how their countries should develop. We can have legitimate disagreements but still be respectful. I cannot respect terrorist organizations that would kill innocent civilians and we will hunt them down.

But to the broader Muslim world what we are going to be offering is a hand of friendship.

Overall, it seemed to me to be a very humble interview (example: “And so what I told him is start by listening, because all too often the United States starts by dictating…”), as if he is extending an olive branch to all parties involved. Whether or not they will be willing or able to look past what has already happened is the key to whether or not anything productive can move forward, and I have no idea if that is possible, given the history of the region. As to Larison’s point, it remains to be seen whether or not our actual policy will change, but what I got out of this interview is that Obama clearly wants to use the early days in his office as a fresh start, a do-over, a chance to start anew. An argument could be made that that is a change in policy, in and of itself.


Greg Djerijan had a great piece
up the other day on what a new foreign policy would look like, with a number of points, and point #3 focused on the Israel/Palestine issue (you should read the whole thing):

If we mean to cause real change then, we need to book-end this sorry chapter, and quickly. President Obama must immediately move to inject competence and strength into the uppermost reaches of American diplomacy, while also changing the substance and tone of America’s Middle East policy, not least, by recognizing the needs of both sides, to help restore our reputation as ‘honest broker’, rather than, in David Aaron’s Miller’s words, too often acting as “Israel’s lawyer.” (While Miller’s op-ed title might sound somewhat inflammatory to some, it is really anything but. Miller was merely calling for more pragmatic, even-handed handling of important negotiations, hardly controversial or incendiary fare, at least if one is sober-minded and interested in results-oriented diplomacy).

In this vein, I believe it a very positive signal that George Mitchell has been appointed special Middle East envoy (apparently with responsibility mainly for the Palestinian-Israeli brief, but also the Israeli-Syrian and Lebanese-Israeli tracks, all of which will doubtless demand much dialogue with the Egyptians and Saudis as well, in particular). I would recommend that Mr. Mitchell appoint a deputy (Dan Kurtzer, for example, a former U.S. Ambassador to Israel) bringing additional energy and more direct on the ground experience, to complement Mr. Mitchell’s gravitas, negotiating skills, and disciplined legal temperament, while also not being shy to fully use the Assistant Secretary for Near Eastern Affairs as well (to include the many talented and dedicated professionals in that Bureau).

And once the immediate, and inevitable, crisis management clean-up of the recent wreckage in Gaza is accomplished (first we need to help, if through proxies, mediate schisms as between Hamas and the PA, as well as more directly liaise with differing Israeli factions set to squabble mightily during the impending political silly-season there, where we may well end up dealing with the re-emergence of Prime Minister Netanyahu after the elections), thereafter the Taba precedent should be speedily used as launching pad, of sorts, with additionally other bold strokes considered, like asking the Israelis to free Marwan Barghouti, so as to help restore Fatah as credible counter-party to Hamas, and thereafter lead the negotiations on behalf of Palestine with the Israelis. Only a leader with charisma can close a deal of such magnitude and controversy, and Abu Mazen doesn’t have what it takes, particularly after Israel’s latest operation, given these grim (if woefully predictable) tidings.

In short it is high time to cease the hapless by-standing (pre-Annapolis), or alternately, the empty spectacle (Annapolis), and instead roll up our sleeves and get to the hard work of forging a comprehensive Arab-Israeli peace without a moment’s delay, and with relentless energy (without getting bogged down necessarily in a months long series of anti-smuggling discussions with the Egyptians, in large part a waste of time given factors such as these, rather than focusing on the larger strategic picture). Such hard toil can and likely will pay-off (see Camp David, Madrid, Oslo, etc), but only if all instruments of American national power are used, and focus, intelligence and intensity are brought to bear consistently from the Presidential level on down, with pressure applied even-handedly to get to the (so elusive, but not impossible) goal-line. This, and follow-through, so that gains (as Madrid and Oslo) are not then frittered away. As I said, all things being equal, the appointment of George Mitchell alone is a strong start by the President and his Secretary of State, but the effort will need to be all hands on deck, hard-charging and even-handed (that phrase again), with bold ‘out-of-the-box’ strokes employed on occasion.

This appears to be much of what Obama is trying to do. Good luck with that.

*** Update ***

I should probably add that as usual, I don’t know what the “right” way forward in this mess is, but I am hopeful that for once, we will not confuse our short-term interests with our long-term goals. One of the key points of Bacevich’s Limits of Power (yes, I know, I have never reviewed it even though I promised I would two months ago) was that for the past forty years, we have continuously made short-sighted decisions that have had horrible long-term consequences, and this region is a case study in that. I am optimistic about Obama’s language regarding looking at the Israeli/Palestine problem from a regional perspective, rather than just in isolation.

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Great Moments In Headline Writing

by John Cole|  January 27, 20099:51 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes

This Howard Kurtz piece takes the cake:

Kristol Severs Ties With the N.Y. Times

Bill Kristol was fired. Let go. Canned. He severed his ties to the Times in much the same way that a barnacle severs its ties with a ship when it is scraped off and tossed into the rancid muck.

I suppose the WaPo editors have to spin his FIRING FROM THE NY TIMES positively, since they have decided to give him a shot.

*** Update ***

An idea from the comments: what if the Washington Post editors wrote the headline to this story:

It might look like this:

Tens of Thousands of Workers Sever Their Ties With Their Employers

By CATHERINE RAMPELL
Published: January 26, 2009

After years of employment, tens of thousands of workers are exploring other options, as they have chosen to sever their relationship with their employers.

*** Update ***

Apparently TBOGG and I are having some sort of freakish mind-meld. There are no unique thoughts on the internet.

Discuss.

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Fundamentally Incapable of Telling the Truth

by John Cole|  January 27, 20099:26 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Politics

While DougJ taunted the Strike Farce again last night, he missed out on something- even in their email calling Tim Geithner, the editors at Red State are lying:

Yesterday, Tim Geithner lied to the Senate Finance Committee telling them that the tax program Turbo Tax was to blame for his failure to pay taxes.

Did he? Did he really blame Turbo Tax?

No:

GRASSLEY: Did you use software to prepare your 2001 and 2002 tax returns?

GEITHNER: I did.

GRASSLEY: You did not?

GEITHNER: I did.

GRASSLEY: Oh, you did, OK. Which brand did you use?

GEITHNER: I’m going to — I’ll answer that question, sir, but I want to say these are my responsibility, not the tax software responsibility.

GRASSLEY: OK.

GEITHNER:
But I use TurboTax to prepare my returns.

GRASSLEY: Did the software prompt you to report income and pay self-employment taxes on your IMF income?

GEITHNER: Not to my recollection, Senator.

GRASSLEY: If yes — well, “not to your recollection.” Well, I thank you for answering those questions.

Not only did he not blame Turbo Tax for his mistakes, but he went out of his way to not blame them. As always, when dealing with Republicans, up is down, black is white. Can Republicans and movement conservatives tell the truth about ANYTHING?

And this is where we are now- I don’t know if Geithner was the best choice for Treasury. I don’t know if the stimulus bill is the right approach to our economic crisis. I don’t know the answers to a lot of the questions out there, but right now my options are to go with the Republicans, the folks who got us into this mess and who seem incapable of uttering a sentence without a bold untruth, and the Democrats.

It really isn’t a close call.

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