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The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Cancel the cowardly Times and Post and set up an equivalent monthly donation to ProPublica.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

If you’re gonna whine, it’s time to resign!

Let me file that under fuck it.

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Someone Got a Bath Tonight

by John Cole|  December 2, 20097:54 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

There was shaking, barking, whining, yelping and streaking. It was almost like being an undergrad again, but with less booze:

wetdog

wetdog2

Consider this your open thread for the evening.

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Missing From This Politico Piece- Any Explanations

by John Cole|  December 2, 20096:52 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Media

So Manu Raju has a multiple page piece in the Politico explaining that Republican Senators are mad, very mad, that the Franken amendment a few months ago to stop contractors from contractually mandating employees from going through arbitration when they are raped or sexually assaulted. There is all sorts of inside-the-beltway good ol’ boy stuff like this:

The Republicans are steamed at Franken because partisans on the left are using a measure he sponsored to paint them as rapist sympathizers — and because Franken isn’t doing much to stop them.

“Trying to tap into the natural sympathy that we have for this victim of this rape —and use that as a justification to frankly misrepresent and embarrass his colleagues, I don’t think it’s a very constructive thing,” Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) said in an interview.

“I think it’s going to make a lot of senators leery and start looking at things he’s doing earlier on, because I don’t think it got appropriate attention ahead of time.”

In a chamber where relationship-building is seen as critical, some GOP senators question whether Franken’s handling of the amendment could damage his ability to work across the aisle. Soon after Tennessee GOP Sens. Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander co-wrote an op-ed in a local newspaper defending their votes against the Franken measure, the Minnesota Democrat confronted each senator separately to dispute their column — and grew particularly angry in a tense exchange with Corker.

People familiar with the Corker exchange say it was heated and ended abruptly — a sharp departure from the norm on the usually clubby Senate floor.

And it goes on and on in that vein.

You know what is missing from the long story? Not one of the thirty Republicans who voted against the bill would go on record stating why they opposed it.

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Trying to Be Optimistic

by John Cole|  December 2, 20096:08 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Alright, I’ve thought about Afghanistan for the day, and here is where I am right now. I understand the country is a mess, and I understand that many believe the real problem is what is going on in Pakistan. I understand that Obama has always thought this is the good war, and to the extent that Al Qaeda is who hit us, I still agree with that sentiment.

But here is where I am now- in my gut, I just don’t think there is much of anything we can do. We could send 150k more troops there for ten years, and all it would do is bleed us and run our military further into the ground and cost billions and billions more (and this doesn’t go in to the money we need to spend on our injured and dead and the annual budget). As soon as we leave, the same folks will come back and re-assert their authority. Just like they have for centuries.

Now I know this is not drinking the American exceptionalism kool-aid, and thus makes me a traitor, but at this point I believe that Obama and his commanders honestly believe they might turn it around, but in reality, it just strikes me that what we are doing is very much like the surge in Iraq. We’re going to calm things down, declare victory, pretend we have won, and leave.

Although we aren’t really leaving that quickly from Iraq, now, are we? I’ll support the troops and the President, and I’ll keep paying my taxes, but I have no faith in what is about to happen and am prepared for a lot of American and Afghan dead to no good end.

Politically, I expect the neocon right to continue to offer back-handed compliments while the rest of the right slowly starts to undermine the mission by suggesting withdrawal might be the best option, while the liberal hawks cheer and the political left fights Obama every step of the way (for good reason). Then, as 2011 approaches, and nothing has changed but the cost and the body count, and the commanders on the ground have been given their chance but the facts didn’t change, Obama will begin to withdraw. At that point, expect every Republican to call him a quitter and an appeaser (the ones siding with withdrawal will switch in a NY minute), the left will tell him “I told you so all along,” the country will be sick of war and disillusioned, and we’ll just have nothing to show for it but more dead and wounded, a continued expense, and a dead domestic agenda.

And that is where I am today. Maybe I am completely wrong and talking out my hindquarters as I am prone to do, but I am just not very hopeful right now.

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Site Maintenance Update

by John Cole|  December 2, 20095:42 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Thanks to all of you who hit the paypal link last week, we raised close to 2k for the website. The best part of it, though, was that commenter EnderWiggin (it is ok, no one could have known what a wanker Orson Scott Card would turn out to be) got in touch with me and he works with a company (Revolutionary Systems) that handles this sort of IT thing. Although they would normally charge close to 5k a year for this kind of thing, he has agreed to take us on for $500.00 a quarter. That means we have a dedicated technologist for the next year, and I am really kind of excited about it. This will start on 1 January and run throughout next year, so everyone thank EnderWiggin for taking on the responsibility, and thank you for donating. The best part is not having to grovel for cash until next year.

Additionally, I will have some server news in a couple of weeks (maybe a month or two) that is pretty interesting.

So thanks again for donating, and again, aside from the paypal link, the best way to support the site is to click ads that interest you or use the amazon link to do your purchases. You can always find it to the right there, but here is an additional link:

First thing on the list is to add an edit function for every browser.

Again, thanks.

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Brother from another planet

by DougJ|  December 2, 20095:29 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

There are those who say that I am overdoing it about the toxicity of the Obama-as-Spock narrative. So let me explain: characterizing Democratic leaders as weird, as different, as other, is a tool that has worked well for Republicans. Remember Kerry is French, Gore is a robotic nerd, Clinton is Slick Willie. People buy that shit. And the media enjoys peddling it. It’s why we’ve had the birthering (too dumb to do damage admittedly), other weirdness about race and the exoticism of Hawaii (ditto), and now the Spock narrative.

And it’s not just with political leaders. The Nixonian strategy that has largely dominated American politics for the past 40 years involved identifying Democrats as other — black, gay, Jewish, immigrant, intellectual, vegetarian, etc. (I was going to say as “communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers” but that doesn’t make so much sense in the age of David Vitter and Larry Craig). In short, not the kind of people you run into at the Applebee’s salad bar.

This probably won’t work for much longer, because soon there will just be too many black, gay, Jewish, vegetarian, intellectual immigrants. But it is the basis of modern national American politics. And when the media starts comparing a Democratic president to an alien, we should be alarmed.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  December 2, 20091:21 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Cheryl, Bryce Canyon reimagined in pastels.

bryce-canyon-reimagined-in-pastels

Paul, Pray Lake.

pray-lake

Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Click on the photos for a link to the photographer’s website. To see all photo threads, click on ‘photo blogging’ at the bottom of the post.

If your computer cannot read our email links at top right, my email is (remove the zeroes): portus0jackson0ii at yahoo dot com.

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Bowling for Dollars

by John Cole|  December 2, 200912:39 pm| 166 Comments

This post is in: Bring on the Brawndo!

Via Jason Linkins:

“Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we’re so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010,” said Steven Johnson, executive director of the BPAA.

I’m crying.

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