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The Bush Legacy

by John Cole|  November 14, 20097:11 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Here it is, in a nutshell:

News that the federal government seems interested in transferring detainees from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to the Thomson Correctional Center was greeted warmly in this small, rural farm town along the Iowa border.

After holding out hope that the sprawling $145 million prison might improve the economic conditions in this remote area of the state, residents say any prisoners would be a welcomed sight.

“It would help the businesses here, and God knows we could use that,” said Kay Lawton, 59, a Thomson resident. “It doesn’t matter to me who they bring here.”

They trashed the economy so bad they can’t even fearmonger successfully in some places.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 14, 20096:23 pm| 156 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Some random stuff:

1.) Do any of you intend to watch the Prisoner on AMC? Have you heard any buzz? Think it will be any good? Based on AMC’s recent record (mad Men and Breaking Bad), I think I’m going to give it a go.

2.) First they came for the Hola Fruta, now my store is no longer carrying Edy’s seasonal Pumpkin ice cream. It is going to get ugly if they drop Turkey Hill Mint Choco Chip.

3.) On a related food note, all my tupperware is otherwise occupied in the freezer with beef vegetable and turkey rice soups I made last week, so I decided to just buy prepared fruit cocktail instead of making my own. It is shocking the calorie difference between the fruit cocktail in syrup and the fruit cocktail in juice. Double the calories, and all of the extra calories in the syrup are empty calories from the high fructose corn syrup.

4.) Why do dogs like riding in the car so much? And what can you tell from the varying levels of moistness of your dog’s nose? Some days Lily’s nose is super wet, some times it is merely damp, and every now and then it is almost dry. Why?

5.) There is a strong relationship between those who do not think we should trust our democracy and try terrorists as criminals and those who got their panties in a bunch because the President shows his respect to foreign leaders. So much of understanding the current Republican party and their behavior can be explained away as small penis syndrome. Just a bunch of bedwetters.

6.) I guess there is no six.

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A Picture Show

by John Cole|  November 14, 20093:57 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging

The pictures tell the tale:

dadithinkiseesomething

prettykitty

sniffsniffsniff

I was a big fan of this maneuver by Lily, as she attempted to pretend she was just sniffing the ground and not paying attention to the cat as she nonchalantly edged closer and closer. The cat was having none of that.

closer

and-closer

I didn’t get the actual attack because I was laughing too hard, but I did get this parting shot:

youbetterrecognize

Really was a beautiful cat.

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Bow Wow Wow, Yippie Yo, Yippie Yea

by John Cole|  November 14, 20093:35 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Another day, another freakout:

bowwowwow

That is Laura Bush’s former speechwriter, the man who freaked out about poor people owning cellphones, wasting the LA Times’ resources leading this wingnut fail parade.

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Very serious people

by DougJ|  November 14, 20091:12 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

NYT via Atrios:

Yet both Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz and Vice President Dick Cheney, Farmer says, provided palpably false versions that touted the military’s readiness to shoot down United 93 before it could hit Washington….Farmer’s verdict: “History should record that whether through unprecedented administrative incompetence or orchestrated mendacity, the American people were misled about the nation’s response to the 9/11 attacks.”

History’s verdict so far is that Dick Cheney should be given unlimited media time to air his lies.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 14, 200912:00 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Captain Goto, Upstairs at “The O,” overlooking Forbes Avenue.

forbes-avenue-from-the-o

dmsilev, Skybox.

skybox

Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Click on the photos for a link to the photographer’s website. To see all photo threads, click on ‘photo blogging’ at the bottom of the post.

If your computer cannot read our email links at top right, my email is (remove the zeroes): portus0jackson0ii at yahoo dot com.

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Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you ambassador

by DougJ|  November 14, 200910:52 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: War, Assholes

I’m glad William Jefferson will go to jail, but I wish Peter W. Galbraith (ambassador to Croatia under Clinton) were in there too. Greenwald:

Galbraith was one of the most vocal Democratic supporters of the attack on Iraq, having signed a March 19, 2003 public letter (.pdf) — along with the standard cast of neocon war-lovers such as Bill Kristol, Max Boot, Danielle Pletka, and Robert Kagan — stating that “we all join in supporting the military intervention in Iraq” and “it is now time to act to remove Saddam Hussein and his regime from power.” As intended, that letter was then praised by outlets such as The Washington Post Editorial Page, gushing that “it is both significant and encouraging that a bipartisan group of influential foreign policy thinkers, veterans of both Democratic and Republican administrations, has signed on to a statement of policy on Iraq that makes sense on the war.” Throughout 2002 and 2003, Galbraith appeared in numerous outlets — including repeatedly on Fox News and with Bill O’Reilly — presenting himself as a loyal Democrat firmly behind the invasion of Iraq. In 2002, he was an adviser to Paul Wolfowitz on Kurdistan.

After playing a key role in enabling the invasion of Iraq, Galbraith first became one of a handful of U.S. officials who worked on writing the Iraqi Constitution, and after he resigned from the government, he then continuously posed as an independent expert on the region and, specifically, an “unpaid” adviser to the Kurds on the Constitution. Galbraith was an ardent and vocal advocate for Kurdish autonomy, arguing tirelessly in numerous venues for such proposals — including in multiple Op–Eds for The New York Times — and insisting that Kurds must have the right to control oil resources located in Northern Iraq.

The Times (in an excellent piece of reporting) yesterday:

Now Mr. Galbraith, 58, son of the renowned economist John Kenneth Galbraith, stands to earn perhaps a hundred million or more dollars as a result of his closeness to the Kurds, his relations with a Norwegian oil company and constitutional provisions he helped the Kurds extract.

If the Norwegian oil execs had dressed as pimps and hos when they signed the contract or if Galbraith was delivered the $100 million via a freezer, this would be a bigger story, obviously. As it is, he’ll probably soon be writing editorials in the Post and Times about how we should invade another oil rich nation!

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