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New Moons on Monday

by DougJ|  November 9, 20098:37 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

The fact that this is a major media story says a lot:

The Washington Times has announced major changes at the paper this morning, with three top executives gone in the process.

[….]

There’s also been speculation that changes at the Times could be associated with last month’s handover of power in the Unification Church, the paper’s owner. The Rev. Sun Myung Moon, who turns 90 in January, handed over power to his three sons.

Yes, the Moonie Times has lower circulation numbers than the Syracuse Post-Standard, but you wouldn’t know that to see how often its “reporters” turn up on the liberal cable news networks.

New Moons on MondayPost + Comments (38)

The birth of a new meme

by DougJ|  November 9, 20098:21 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

Remember the Whitey tape? And the bare arms? And then remember when Michelle Obama’s approval ratings were “higher than her husband’s”? Well, suck on this, Obamabots.

Michelle Obama’s poll numbers slide

This never happened with Laura Bush. And that’s why George W had the moral authority to lead the country while Obama never will.

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Steelers Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 9, 20097:45 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Go STILLERS!

Steelers Open ThreadPost + Comments (80)

Contra Kim Stanley Robinson

by Tim F|  November 9, 20097:29 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Popular Culture

Quoted in I09*:

Anyone can do a dystopia these days just by making a collage of newspaper headlines, but utopias are hard, and important, because we need to imagine what it might be like if we did things well enough to say to our kids, we did our best, this is about as good as it was when it was handed to us, take care of it and do better. Some kind of narrative vision of what we’re trying for as a civilization.

It’s a slim tradition since [Sir Thomas] More invented the word, but a very interesting one, and at certain points important: the Bellamy clubs after Edward Bellamy’s Looking Backward had a big impact on the Progressive movement in American politics, and H.G. Wells’s stubborn persistence in writing utopias over about fifty years (not his big sellers) conveyed the vision that got turned into the postwar order of social security and some kind of government-by-meritocracy.

So utopias have had effects in the real world. More recently I think Ecotopia by [Ernest] Callenbach had a big impact on how the hippie generation tried to live in the years after, building families and communities.

The general theme here, that we would benefit more from utopian fiction than from the other kind, is not just off base but dangerously wrong.

It lets off utopianism far too easy to say that it works less well than dystopian thinking to make society better. Without exaggerating, I could fairly say that utopian thinking sparked some of the worst things that humans have ever done. It is not even a debatable point. Communism started as a utopian ideal. Gated cults that commit mass suicide (or worse) nearly always stem from a utopian vision. In general the concept of utopia is one of the most efficient means ever found to get well-intentioned people to do awful things.

Fictional dreaming of dystopia is not just less dangerous, it has the polar opposite effect.

Think of the most influential fiction of the twentieth century. Can you remember one utopian work? 1984 and Animal Farm weave so deep in the western psyche that almost every criticism of government that doesn’t go straight to Hitler (that is to say, the effective ones) references Orwell instead. Ditto Lord of the Flies for group psychology. Brave New World looms over every discussion of science ethics since the year it was published. Maybe hippies cared about Ecotopia, but environmentalism has Silent Spring to thank. I read it part way through an ecology degree at an extremely liberal school, in 1998, and the book still punched me in the gut. Has the kook right attacked Edward Abbey lately? I doubt it. They love him just like they love Earth First! and the ELF and any other group that follows Callenbach’s utopian line of thought. If you want to know why the pollution lobby and their GOP pets still throw hate at a marine biologist who died in 1964, read her book. Fifty years later and it still changes minds.

Obviously this doesn’t mean that writers must shelve whatever book project or the world will end. On an average year the United States prints over 150,000 books. The UK prints over 100k more. Throw in the hundreds of thousands printed everywhere else and you have almost a million, save four or five, that people a century from now will never know existed.

It doesn’t bother me that Kim Robinson doesn’t roll with the dystopian cool kids. Admit it, zombies and Atwoodian parables and world-ending Emmerich movies are getting stale. The prob here is that Robinson took it one step further and justified his artistic (or commercial, whatever) decision with an academic argument that could not be more wrong if he took the truth and made a photographic negative.

(*) Although our current version of WP hides it for some reason, this is a link.

<i>Contra</i> Kim Stanley RobinsonPost + Comments (85)

The Stupak Amendment

by John Cole|  November 9, 20096:36 pm| 392 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

If there is one issue I am sick to death of arguing about, it is abortion. Thus, listening to all the noise about the Stupak Amendment has me rather turned off on blogging and reading blogs today. Apparently, even though it is not listed on his official biography and he has no apparent medical training, Stupak thinks of himself as a doctor and feels comfortable inserting himself in between millions of women and their physicians. Not since Dr. Frist’s remote diagnosis of Terri Schiavo have we seen such arrogance.

And while I am sick and tired of the debate about abortion, I’m even sicker of the C-Street panty-sniffers like Stupak. Why is it always helmet-haired old white guys who are such busybodies when it comes to a piece of anatomy they don’t have?

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Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s

by DougJ|  November 9, 20095:54 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

It’s hard for me to see why the IRS should treat the Catholic Church any differently than any other political action committee:

The role the bishops played in the pushing the Stupak amendment, which unfairly restricts access for low-income women to insurance coverage for abortions, was more than mere advocacy.

They seemed to dictate the finer points of the amendment, and managed to bully members of Congress to vote for added restrictions on a perfectly legal surgical procedure.

And this political effort was subsidized by taxpayers, since the Council enjoys tax-exempt status.

I don’t say this because I don’t agree with the Catholic Church on reproductive rights (because the truth is, I probably do agree with them on most other issues, aside from same sex marriage). I just don’t see how what happened with Stupak doesn’t make a mockery of election finance laws.

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Give ’em enough thread

by DougJ|  November 9, 20095:20 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives, We Are All Mayans Now

Does this after ever happen to you? You step away from American politics and political media for a few days, you forget how nuts it is, then you get back into it and feel the stupidity and possibly doom all over again, as if for the first time?

Anyway, this song has been my happy place recently.

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