• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Be a wild strawberry.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

In after Baud. Damn.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Mobile Menu

  • 2026 Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2026 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Archives for 2009

Archives for 2009

Horseshit

by DougJ|  November 9, 200912:38 pm| 231 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, Good News For Conservatives

The New Yorker is shrill:

To be skeptical of climate models and credulous about things like carbon-eating trees and cloudmaking machinery and hoses that shoot sulfur into the sky is to replace a faith in science with a belief in science fiction. This is the turn that “SuperFreakonomics” takes, even as its authors repeatedly extoll their hard-headedness. All of which goes to show that, while some forms of horseshit are no longer a problem, others will always be with us.

HorseshitPost + Comments (231)

Fear of a Beck planet

by DougJ|  November 9, 200911:45 am| 166 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives, We Are All Mayans Now

K-thug summarizes why no one should be rooting for FreedomWorks/Club For Growth/Beck/Palin in the Republican civil war:

And if Tea Party Republicans do win big next year, what has already happened in California could happen at the national level. In California, the G.O.P. has essentially shrunk down to a rump party with no interest in actually governing — but that rump remains big enough to prevent anyone else from dealing with the state’s fiscal crisis. If this happens to America as a whole, as it all too easily could, the country could become effectively ungovernable in the midst of an ongoing economic disaster.

The point is that the takeover of the Republican Party by the irrational right is no laughing matter. Something unprecedented is happening here — and it’s very bad for America.

To be clear, the Beck/Palin wing is ascendant right now and everyone should admit that. But, as amusing as it was, the Republican debacle in NY-23 should frighten everyone.

Fear of a Beck planetPost + Comments (166)

Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 9, 200911:30 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Jeroen, Below the waterline.

below-the-waterline

toujoursdan, Senegal.

senegal

Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (38)

These Aren’t the References You’re Looking For

by John Cole|  November 9, 20099:22 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

So I see that several wingnut blogs are now comparing the scene Saturday night in the House after the vote, when the Democrats were cheering Pelosi, to this scene:

This is funny for all the usual reasons, but doubly so because some of us can remember past week. If you will remember, when this movie came out, the same species of wingnut was literally FREAKING out about the Star Wars film being anti-Bush. Here is deep thinker and nepotism beneficiary J-Pod:

The whole confusion is reminiscent of the last Matrix movie, which is all about a noble truce between our heroes and the computers that have been using all of humanity as batteries. So that a few people could survive to have orgies in the underground city of Zion, billions of people had to remain in the Matrix. Inadvertently, both Lucas and the Wachowski brothers (who wrote and directed the Matrix movies) reveal with their brainless anti-Bushism the essential cowardly vapidity of pacifism.

Morans.

At any rate, we really need to undertake a project like the lexicon- we can call it Wingnut Movie References, and we can chronicle all their idiotic references to movies. I remember a couple of weeks ago someone at Red State was comparing something to Obi Wan being struck down, and I know these guys are fond of 300 and LOTR references.

These Aren’t the References You’re Looking ForPost + Comments (161)

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

by Tim F|  November 9, 20098:09 am| 67 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Republican Stupidity

Reviewing Republican behavior during the Health Care Reform debate on Saturday, you would think an militant band of spoiled toddlers with Tourette’s had occupied the right half of the House. Or howler monkeys. If it was not the most embarrassing display of bad behavior in recent government history, it is only because of everything else Republicans did lately. When lying didn’t work (they want to euthanize granny!) they tried hyperbole (health insurance reform is LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS STALIN TIMES THE HOLOCAUST!). Then they tried lying again. Then lying plus hyperbole, stamping their feet and shouting.

Normally the side that doesn’t have the law on its side, and doesn’t have the facts either, recognizes that you just lose twice if you throw your credibility and reputation into a losing fight. This fight was clearly different for Republicans, and you know what? They’re right. If the GOP had not pushed the Overton Window way to the right compared with where we started when Single Payer was still on the table (ish), Democratic moderates would have no problem supporting the watered down “moderate” compromise that the House finally passed yesterday. The bills would have steamrolled both houses of Congress with decent support from swing-district Republicans if the party had not made it a hill to die on with an emphasis on die.

Bill Kristol had it right in 1994. If Democrats effectively fix health care then Republicans are screwed. Any health care reform that does not suck even worse would effectively be written in stone as soon as it passed. Realigning their issue set to stay relevant could be quite awkward since Democrats already claimed most of the issues that Americans don’t hate. To stay alive Republicans would need to tack somewhere less crazy, but that would motivate Michelle Bachmann’s twenty-some percent of crazy people to go third party. Those two factors would effectively doom Republicans to share a shrinking back bench with the conservative fruitcake party and their pet schmuck Joe Lieberman.

So yeah, Republicans pulled out all the stops on this one. If they can find another stop before the Senate vote they’ll pull that one too. Pretty much the only institutional incentive not pushing them towards brinksmanship at this point is that desiccated raisin occupying space where most people would have a conscience.

It’s The End Of The World As We Know ItPost + Comments (67)

An Apple Is Exactly The Same Thing As A Truck Full of Oranges

by Tim F|  November 8, 200910:21 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

The second most annoying thing about Andrew Sullivan’s latest back-patting exercise is how casually he repaints his part in the right’s psychotic 2003 wargasm as if he was just sensibly skeptical of leftwing extremists. Look, Sullivan has already admitted that he went way too far with the Saddam-lover, weak on terror Christopher Hitchens crap. Everyone but Dan Riehl knows that Sullivan bought wholeheartedly into something truly dangerous during those years. The war propaganda campaign did worse than wreck America’s economy and kill more Americans than 9/11. If Republicans did their job just a bit better, maybe not flushed their brand with Katrina and Shiavo and the Social Security embarrassment, America would be a different place.

Do we have accountability for torture yet? Did Obama rescind any Presidential powers? The last time I checked Glennzilla the government was still making inane appeals to the State Secrets clause. As much as it seems like we stepped a long way from the Bush years, too many reforms barely scratch the first layer of TV makeup. Let’s say the next guy decides that America does torture. What will stop him? A guilty conscience? We are too close to the edge to forget the sickness of Bush’s first term.

That said, I can get why Sullivan does not want to pick the wound daily, even if it leaves useful context unspoken. It galls me a lot more that he implies that ANSWER and Code Pink somehow equal Republican party leaders from Boehner and McConnell all the way down to Assistant Deputy Director of OMFGHITLER. I mean, jesus, I can’t believe that I forgot all the times that Harry Reid got on his knees to beg Code Pink to forgive him over some innocuous remark. The two phenomena are obviously exactly the fucking same.

An Apple Is Exactly The Same Thing As A Truck Full of OrangesPost + Comments (133)

Andrew Sullivan, American Conservative

by Anne Laurie|  November 8, 20097:59 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Schadenfreude

Mr. Sullivan decries the falling standards of modern Catholicism:

In Onaiyekan, you have a classic Benedict/JP II Archbishop: dumb as a post, sheltered from the actual debate in the West, incapable of argument, and pathetic as a spokesman. The problem with the theoconservative take-over in the Catholic priesthood is not so much its extremism as its mediocrity. And it is mediocre because it has been trained not to thin[k], not to argue, and not to engage the modern world. It has been trained solely for obedience.

As a Victorian reviewer once said of Shakespeare’s Anthony & Cleopatra: Soooo unlike the home life of our own dear Queen!

Andrew Sullivan, American ConservativePost + Comments (109)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 94
  • Page 95
  • Page 96
  • Page 97
  • Page 98
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 552
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - SkyBluePink -  10 Photos 6
Photo by SkyBluePink (4/15/26)

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Targeted Fundraising Info & Links

Recent Comments

  • Eyeroller on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Apr 21, 2026 @ 8:26pm)
  • Another Scott on Virginia Redistricting Ballot Measure Results (Polls closing now) (Apr 21, 2026 @ 8:26pm)
  • billcoop4 on Virginia Redistricting Ballot Measure Results (Polls closing now) (Apr 21, 2026 @ 8:24pm)
  • Eyeroller on Tuesday Night Open Thread (Apr 21, 2026 @ 8:23pm)
  • PAM Dirac on Virginia Redistricting Ballot Measure Results (Polls closing now) (Apr 21, 2026 @ 8:22pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)
Sister Golden Bear

Goal Met, thank you!

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc