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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Stupidity / Mysterious Ways

Mysterious Ways

by John Cole|  April 26, 20105:36 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes, Our Failed Media Experiment

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The Weekly Standard’s Matt Continetti takes some time off from his full-time job of propping up Palin to demonstrate he’s no one-hit wonder and that he has the capacity to be willfully ignorant about any number of things:

The great mystery to me is why Republicans are passing up the chance to argue that this bill doesn’t go far enough. Why not embrace the Brown-Kaufman amendment to break up the banks, in order to show that the GOP stands against all massive agglomerations of power, whether in Washington or on Wall Street? The Republicans could raise Cain about the ratings agencies, who gave good scores to bad mortgages but whose oligopoly is not addressed in the Dodd bill. And they might ask why the Democrats want to end Too Big to Fail for the banks, but not for Fannie, Freddie, and GM.

It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma:

As a financial reform bill starts to take shape in Washington, two key lawmakers came to New York City last week to explain what it means for Wall Street, and how financial executives might help prevent some of its least market-friendly aspects from becoming law by electing more Republicans, FOX Business Network has learned.

About 25 Wall Street executives, many of them hedge fund managers, sat down for a private meeting Thursday afternoon with two of the most powerful Republican lawmakers in Congress: Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, and John Cornyn, the senior senator from Texas who runs the National Republican Senatorial Committee, one of the primary fundraising arms of the Republican Party.

I just can’t figure it out myself, either. Why aren’t the Republicans “one-upping” the Democrats?

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  1. 1.

    Rick Massimo

    April 26, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    It’s almost as if the populist rhetoric of the past year has been nothing but a sham to cover up for a party that’s really dedicated to oligarchy!

    But they said that wasn’t true! So it can’t be!

  2. 2.

    r€nato

    April 26, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Continetti was on Real Time and he actually seemed like that rarest of breeds, a Reasonable Conservative.

    Until he started talking about Palin. Then the facade collapsed.

  3. 3.

    The Main Gauche of Mild Reason

    April 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    It’s almost as if the populist rhetoric of the past year has been nothing but a sham to cover up for a party that’s really dedicated to oligarchy!

    I think it’s more banal (and/or venal?) than that. Despite the generic ballot advantage for the Republicans, they’re still extremely hamstrung for funds for the midterms–most Democrats are vastly outraising their candidates. So, even if this is unpopular, it’s their best bet at rectifying this imbalance.

  4. 4.

    r€nato

    April 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    About 25 Wall Street executives, many of them hedge fund managers, sat down for a private meeting Thursday afternoon with two of the most powerful Republican lawmakers in Congress: Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, and John Cornyn, the senior senator from Texas who runs the National Republican Senatorial Committee, one of the primary fundraising arms of the Republican Party.

    I’m going to assume it’s silly to ask if the WS execs brought their big, fat checkbooks with them to that meeting.

  5. 5.

    asiangrrlMN

    April 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    The Republicans don’t really want to regulate Wall Street, that’s why. Shit. It’s not rocket science, people.

  6. 6.

    Mark S.

    April 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    [M]ost everyone agrees that something went seriously awry with our financial system in the first decade of the twenty-first century.

    I kinda doubt that. I bet most people who their news from Rush and Fox probably think our financial system is just fine. What screwed everything up was Carter making all these big banks give out loans to minorities.

    Deregulation is the answer. And tax cuts. Also.

  7. 7.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    April 26, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Why aren’t the Republicans “one-upping” the Democrats?

    A dead Goose lays no Golden Egg. Ohmmmmmmmmmmm!

    And for some odd reason the Russian Roulette scene in Deer Hunter popped into my head. It was just a movie though.

  8. 8.

    ajr22

    April 26, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    @r€nato: No he sounded like an idiot the entire time. He made this argument if i remember correctly, and was laughed at on Real Time to. Yes when Palin was brought up he did start sounding like an even bigger idiot.

  9. 9.

    colby

    April 26, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    This is Continetti’s whole schtick, “Obama and the Dems aren’t as progressive as they COULD be…so vote for Republicans, for some reason?”

  10. 10.

    slag

    April 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I bet Continetti still wonders whether or not the refrigerator light stays on after he closes the door. Who can blame him? Some intellectual arenas are best left to the majesty of wonder.

  11. 11.

    Brian J

    April 26, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    As bad as the Democrats are at sucking up to corporations, the Republicans are even worse. It’s been clear for some time, and the fact that Contetti is, as John Cole proves, ignorant of this is extremely sad. Or he’s just a moron.

  12. 12.

    r€nato

    April 26, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    @ajr22: *shrug* look, I think he’s always a dick too, but at least up until the subject of Palin was broached, he didn’t exactly march in lockstep with the right-wing party line. He started off by criticizing the “papers, please” law in AZ.

  13. 13.

    Ash Can

    April 26, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Is Matt Continetti on drugs? If he isn’t, he should be.

  14. 14.

    Maude

    April 26, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Because the Dems would put the stronger regulations into the bill and then would the Repubs be? They’d either have to vote for or against.
    They have lost the art of bluffing. They don’t seem to have anything else.

  15. 15.

    MattF

    April 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Maybe Continetti really is just a poor sap who sees starbursts. And believes Republican propaganda. Not impossible, it’s a strange world.

  16. 16.

    EvolutionaryDesign

    April 26, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    @slag: Miracles , yo!

  17. 17.

    Keith G

    April 26, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    From Matt Continetti mind to my email in box today(from my Repug brother):

    By the way, why is congress not covering Freddy and Fanny with the same reforms as other banks since they were a very big part of this mortgage crisis?? (Bush for all his faults did try to correct this). It is because they are servants of Barney Frank, Chris Dodd et.al. who saw them as a good way to force undeserved loans, to people who had no prospects of paying them off, all for votes; not a new concept I know, but how can you take them seriously?

    Good golly shit travels fast.

  18. 18.

    Gregory

    April 26, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    @The Main Gauche of Mild Reason: even if this is unpopular, it’s their best bet at rectifying this imbalance.

    And of course the Republicans on the Supreme Court just gave corporations the green light to offer unlimited bribes spend unlimited amounts of campaign money under the fiction that they’re “persona” with rights equal to flesh-and-blood American citizens.

    Feh.

  19. 19.

    MikeBoyScout

    April 26, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Why aren’t the Republicans “one-upping” the Democrats? he asks ironically.

    Because when given the chance to stand on principle and reap electoral benefits or stand with the ca$h, a 21st century Republican will always sell you all of us down the river for the money.

    epistemic cloture indeed.

  20. 20.

    slag

    April 26, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    @Keith G: Rebuttal to that one courtesy of Media Matters. Not that it really matters, of course, but we all pretend it matters so that we can continue to pretend that Republicans care about reality.

  21. 21.

    rootless-e

    April 26, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    On the other hand nyceve has a recommended post up at Big Orange in which she reveals that the health insurance companies plan to – wait for it – raise rates and blame HCR. This shocking and surprising development is sure to bring down the Rahmbama administration.

  22. 22.

    Sophist

    April 26, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    The negotiations in the Senate are a good-faith attempt to work out the differences.

    Well, this pretty much tells you everything you need to know about Matt’s connection with reality.

  23. 23.

    Grumpy Code Monkey

    April 26, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    John Cornyn, the senior senator from Texas

    Okay, I know KBH is largely a non-entity (as her recent campaign for governor aptly demonstrated), but she is the senior senator from TX, not Cornyn.

  24. 24.

    Keith G

    April 26, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    @slag: Thanks for the link

  25. 25.

    The Populist

    April 26, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    He played that card all through his appearance on Maher’s show.

    Whenever Palin came up, his face got animated. When Grayson made a crack (or his attempt at humor) Continetti looked disgusted.

    It was classic.

  26. 26.

    Sly

    April 26, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    The great mystery to me is why Republicans are passing up the chance to argue that this bill doesn’t go far enough. Why not embrace the Brown-Kaufman amendment to break up the banks, in order to show that the GOP stands against all massive agglomerations of power, whether in Washington or on Wall Street? The Republicans could raise Cain about the ratings agencies, who gave good scores to bad mortgages but whose oligopoly is not addressed in the Dodd bill. And they might ask why the Democrats want to end Too Big to Fail for the banks, but not for Fannie, Freddie, and GM.

    A) That’s a liberal position. Liberals aren’t in favor of “big government” because they like “massive agglomerations of power”. They’re in favor of it as a publicly-accountable check on massive agglomerations of private power. Duh.

    B) The people who pay the GOP’s bills are universally in favor of massive agglomerations of private power. File the result under Sinclair, Upton.

    SATSQ.

  27. 27.

    Batocchio

    April 26, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Does Continetti believe his own bullshit? Perhaps more importantly, does he think everyone else believes his bullshit?

  28. 28.

    mistersnrub

    April 26, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Continetti is Kristol’s little pet and a typical Straussian. Noble Lies, bitches.

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