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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / Once We Kill Off Everything, It Will be Safe to Drill Anywhere

Once We Kill Off Everything, It Will be Safe to Drill Anywhere

by John Cole|  May 19, 20107:12 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Free Markets Solve Everything, Assholes, hoocoodanode

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Wonderful:

It may be the most disturbing site yet: the first heavy sludge now oozing into the marshes of Louisiana as the slick continues to grow in size out in the gulf.

CBS News correspondent Kelly Cobiella reports it’s an ominous sight. The oil is thick and black and stretches about a quarter mile down a beach. It goes beyond the booms into the sensitive marsh lands which are home to migratory birds.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal flew over it Tuesday.

“This wasn’t just sheen, we were seeing heavy oil out there,” Jindal said. “This wasn’t just tar balls. It shows you how quick the oil showed up.”

When CBS News tried to reach the beach, covered in oil, a boat of BP contractors with two Coast Guard officers on board told us to turn around under threat of arrest. Coast Guard officials said they are looking into the incident.

Also on Tuesday, nearly two dozen tar balls were found off Key West, Fla., the U.S. Coast Guard said, but the agency stopped short of saying whether they came from the massive oil spill.

Love that they are going to arrest anyone who provides coverage of the disaster. Loved this, too:

Coast Guard Lt. Anna K. Dixon said no one at the station in Key West was qualified to determine where the tar balls originated. They have been sent to a lab for analysis.

Why don’t you take a wild fucking guess?

*** Update ***

And the reason you don’t take wild guesses is because the tar balls weren’t from the spill.

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  1. 1.

    Chuck Butcher

    May 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Latest news I heard was the tar balls had another source.

  2. 2.

    jwb

    May 19, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Actually, the tar balls tested negative, at least that’s what the Coast Guard says.

  3. 3.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    They didn’t have to guess. They took tests:

    “The results of those tests conclusively show that the tar balls collected from Florida Keys beaches do not match the type of oil from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico,” the statement said. “The source of the tar balls remains unknown at this time.”

  4. 4.

    Keith

    May 19, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    The part about the tar balls not being from the spill kinda confuses me a bit. Yeah, it’s not from the spill, but shouldn’t people be concerned that balls of tar are washing up on the beaches nonetheless?

  5. 5.

    neill

    May 19, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    as long as the media are kept away, the environmental impact will be negligible, god dammit!

  6. 6.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    @Keith:

    There’s all kinds of natural seepage at any time. Don’t know if it applies here though.

  7. 7.

    Joseph Nobles

    May 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Patience. The Deepwater Horizon oil just hit the Loop Current. It will be in Key West soon enough.

  8. 8.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    @Keith:

    Sorry, couldn’t edit my last on my iPad, but there’s also this:

    “Finding isolated tar balls in Keys waters or on area beaches is not an unusual occurrence,” the Monroe County Tourist Development Council said in a Tuesday advisory. “The Keys are located along a busy commercial shipping route and commercial vessels sometimes discharge bilge water that has oil in it.”

  9. 9.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    May 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Rush Limbaugh says there is no oil spill, in fact the panic about the oil spill is akin to the fraud of global warming. Must be true cause Rush said so today.

  10. 10.

    Taterstick

    May 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    The tarballs could have come from multiple sources. For example, bunker oil from ships, previous leaks from other wells, etc. Happens all the time.

    On the other hand, chasing away reporters and threatening to arrest them will get some Coastie assigned to patrolling the waters off of Bumfuck, Alaska.

  11. 11.

    Midnight Marauder

    May 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    When CBS News tried to reach the beach, covered in oil, a boat of BP contractors with two Coast Guard officers on board told us to turn around under threat of arrest. Coast Guard officials said they are looking into the incident.

    You’re fucking right they’re looking into the incident. This shit is completely unacceptable. Why in the hell is the Coast Guard doing BP’s dirty work? There is no way that shit should be acceptable.

    And in a related bit of good news, someone is finally going to bat to try and force BP to release the video feed they have of the oil spill:

    Rep. Edward Markey (D-Mass.) on Wednesday lashed out at BP for hiding the true extent of its now four-week-old oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, and demanded that the oil company and the Coast Guard make a live video feed from the source of the leak continuously available to the public.
    __
    The few videos BP has released so far have been short and of poor quality, but the footage of filthy plumes of oil and gas endlessly billowing into the Gulf’s clear waters has nevertheless given the public a visceral sense of what’s at stake — and has given some scientists reason to believe that BP’s 5,000-barrel estimate for daily flow is off by a factor of 10, 20, or even more.
    __
    “Oil has been spewing into the ocean for 30 days yet the true extent of this spill remains a mystery,” Markey said. “BP thinks this is their ocean. This is BP’s spill, but it is the American people’s ocean….
    __
    “I just think that it’s irresponsible and this continues to be a blistering, scalding indictment of the attitude that BP has brought to this problem.”

  12. 12.

    Martin

    May 19, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    There’s no way the tar balls made it to Key West, unless they arrived in the pocket of a tourist. The loop current simply doesn’t move that fast.

    There have been plenty of previous leaks out there to have supplied those tar balls, which I think makes a bigger point than had they come from the Horizon.

  13. 13.

    Mark S.

    May 19, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    This was in the sidebar of the article:

    Kelly Cobiella reports that a CBS News team was threatened with arrest by Coast Guard officials in the Gulf of Mexico who said they were acting under the authority of British Petroleum.

    Huh? I know corporations run our government but I’ve never seen it stated so baldly.

  14. 14.

    J sub D

    May 19, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    When CBS News tried to reach the beach, covered in oil, a boat of BP contractors with two Coast Guard officers on board told us to turn around under threat of arrest. Coast Guard officials said they are looking into the incident.

    This could not be true.

    My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration. Openness will strengthen our democracy and promote efficiency and effectiveness in Government.

    Take a guess where that came from.

  15. 15.

    JCT

    May 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Hey!

    When is Haley Barbour going to shoot that “Come vacation on the Gulf Coast ” commercial? You know the one when he frolics on the shore in his Speedo surrounded by happy children?

    Don’t mind all the dead and dying sea life children, just bury them in your sandcastles…

  16. 16.

    Keith

    May 19, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:
    They’ve been showing up at Dauphin Island (Alabama) as well. I dunno if they traced the source of those, but it’s a shame if DI gets hit. It’s got some major litter in the form of rusted WWII tank parts IIRC, but beautiful white sand and salt marshes all over the place.

  17. 17.

    Citizen_X

    May 19, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    Watch the video; see for yourself the coastie telling the CBS people, “This is BP’s rules, it’s not ours.”

    Fine then: tell BP to get the fucking BP Navy out there to enforce their “rules.” You guys work for us.

  18. 18.

    Fergus Wooster

    May 19, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Fuck me. Great.

    When Jindal is having to acknowledge the scale of the disaster, you know we’re fucked. (Barbour will live in his fantasy-world until he’s nostril-deep in tar. Then a couple gurgling spasms, and release.)

    How sick is it that the only upside has been that the initial spill is in the GOM Dead Zone? As it moves into the LA wetlands, even that dubious consolation is rendered moot.

    Anybody got a new planet we can start colonizing?

  19. 19.

    Tom

    May 19, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Along the same lines, they aren’t allowing teams to get a more accurate look at how big the leaks geysers are.

    BP has resisted entreaties from scientists that they be allowed to use sophisticated instruments at the ocean floor that would give a far more accurate picture of how much oil is really gushing from the well.

    “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday. “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.”

    nytimes.com/2010/05/16/us/16oil.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

  20. 20.

    sbjules

    May 19, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    I live in Santa Barbara & we had a “blow out” in 1969 on a Union Oil platform in the Santa Barbara Channel. There are still 20 oil producing platforms there. Just no new ones. In any event, there is always a boat called the Mr. Clean in the channel ready to clean up any spills. I have not heard of anything like that in the gulf. Did they truly think it would never happen?

    There used to be asphaltum mines onshore in the Santa Barbara area. Although they were “mined out” there is a lot of tar on the beach.

  21. 21.

    salacious crumb

    May 19, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    After Jindal is done touring the oil spill and bitching about its effect on working class people, then he will go back to sucking his corporate overlords dick.

  22. 22.

    Derek

    May 19, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Love that they are going to arrest anyone who provides coverage of the disaster.

    Itmakes me furious!

    @JCT:
    More like, “Build some sand mausoleums, kids.”

  23. 23.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    The Coast Guard responds:

    Neither BP nor the U.S. Coast Guard, who are responding to the spill, have any rules in place that would prohibit media access to impacted areas and we were disappointed to hear of this incident.  In fact, media has been actively embedded and allowed to cover response efforts since this response began, with more than 400 embeds aboard boats and aircraft to date.  Just today 16 members of the press observed clean-up operations on a vessel out of Venice, La.

    The only time anyone would be asked to move from an area would be if there were safety concerns, or they were interfering with response operations.  This did occur off South Pass Monday which may have caused the confusion reported by CBS today.

  24. 24.

    Derek

    May 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    @Tom:

    “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday. “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.”

    Yeah, I’m sure BP would love for people to not actually know how much fucking oil they end up spilling into the Gulf. Motherfuckers.

  25. 25.

    sloan

    May 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    I bet BP will replace those Coast Guard guys with some Blackwater goons and try to intimidate people who get too close to the truth.

  26. 26.

    bago

    May 19, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Can you believe those scientists want to spend money on something called oil volcano monitoring?

  27. 27.

    sloan

    May 19, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    media has been actively embedded

    So now we have media “embeds” on government media tours right here in America.

    Awesome!

  28. 28.

    srv

    May 19, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    I think Tina Fey should be making some new Elvis beach parties. Thune can be Elvis and Sarah can play the love interest. I suggest:

    BP Clambake
    Paradise, Gulf Style
    Spills! Spills! Spills!
    Black Aruba
    Flaming Horizons

  29. 29.

    Fergus Wooster

    May 19, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    @sloan:

    I bet BP will replace those Coast Guard guys with some Blackwater goons and try to intimidate people who get too close to the truth.

    This. If they can, they will. Hopefully the public outrage will be sufficient to make Interior / the Administration smack that down.

    Although I’m trying to manage my expectations at this point. I’m afraid John had it months ago – we’d best all start learning to grow food.

  30. 30.

    Midnight Marauder

    May 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    @Tom:

    “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.”

    This…this cannot be real.

    Accurate measurements of how much oil is spilling from the well “might even detract” from the cleanup effort? How…? What…? I mean…?

    I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to get my mind to stop reeling from the audacity and disdain it takes to make a comment like that.

  31. 31.

    scav

    May 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    __

    “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday. “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.”

    clearly, knowing the scope and / or scale of the problem you’re dealing with has simply nothing to do with how you attack it. No wonder they’re attempting to cure a decapitation with a band-aid.

    And, just so I know who’s who when they knock down doors, if Apple’s enforcement arm is the California’s Rapid Enforcement Allied Computer Team and BP has the Coasties, anybody know who’s got the Marines? GS?

  32. 32.

    scav

    May 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    @sloan:

    I bet BP will replace those Coast Guard guys with some Blackwater goons and try to intimidate people who get too close to the truth.

    Blackwater guarding oil spills? Does just what it says on the label that.

  33. 33.

    Keith G

    May 19, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    And why didn’t the dumb ass, chicken shit reporter smell the story of a life time and just say, “Alright boys, you’re gonna have to arrest me.”?

  34. 34.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    @sloan:

    I dunno, they described journalists as being “embedded” with government responders in post-Katrina New Orleans. Seems like an easy enough way to distinguish media traveling and working with govt or military (which the USCG is) units from media observing from the outside.

    Just my opinion.

  35. 35.

    Big City Mary

    May 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Appropo to that, I am driving home this evening from Central Long Island across Manhattan into New Jersey from an assignment. As I am nervously inching along the Long Island Expressway going West (thanking my lucky stars I was not going East) I was thinking “how did we get here with these ugly, nasty roads full of delapitating asphalt as far as the eye can see that we can no longer afford to repair, and air pollution and sitting in these dangerous deadly tons of steel” and the answer is and I know it, the oil companies and the car companies. But I doubt even they had guessed in the 1940s and 50s, that their strategic marketing goal to eliminate mass transit and get everyone behind the wheel of an automobile or on a gas powered bus, would release such hell.

    As I was driving on Monday moning to the assignment the radio was announcing all the cut backs to the Long Island Railroad that were going into effect that day due to the budget problems which is happening with all mass transit in the NorthEast.

    But it is where we are. So I am thinking how do we say enough. And I am thinking a massive driving protest in which those of us with cars, most of us, just stop on the road where ever we are at the same time on the same day, and just stay there for a while. Have a picnic, take some pictures, chat a while, share some tunes. We could very easily shut down interstate commerse in the whole country.

    I know, I know – alot if issues to resolve like clear paths to burning homes and hospitals, but there has to be a way.

  36. 36.

    auntieeminaz

    May 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    @Joseph Nobles: How soon before it hits Rush Limbaugh’s estate?

  37. 37.

    Fred X. Quimby

    May 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    …That is why Republicans put forward plans to create jobs by giving free tar-balls to working families, giving detergents to small businesses, strengthening incentives for businesses to invest in new cleaning equipment and hire new degreasing workers, and stabilizing wildlife preserves by reducing the populations of protected species to zero. These plans would cost less and create more jobs…

    …and $140 million for something called “wellhead monitoring.” Instead of monitoring wellheads, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of excitement in my pants…

    — Louisiana Misgoverner Bobby Jindal

  38. 38.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    May 19, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday. “We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.”

    If people just stop paying attention the spill when it bothers them it will get bored and go away.

  39. 39.

    MobiusKlein

    May 19, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    There was a crime scene in Union Square, SF today.
    For some reason, the police threatened to arrest me when I went to look. I had a video camera, so I was part of the media!

    First Amendement, baby, let me in!

    (end sarcasm)

  40. 40.

    TooManyJens

    May 19, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    This honestly isn’t meant as a shot at Glenzilla, but the first thing I thought when I saw this post was, “Cole’s updates are so much more awesome than Greenwald’s.”

  41. 41.

    Derek

    May 19, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    gothamist.com/2010/05/19/kevin_costner_waterworld_will_save.php

    Crisis averted, Kevin Costner is going to fix the Gulf.

  42. 42.

    jayjaybear

    May 19, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    @JCT: [Haley Barbour frolicing in Speedos]

    You completely put me off my dinner. Thanks.

    Oh, and what are the odds of Jindal having treated this like a disaster if it had happened prior to Jan 20, 2009?

  43. 43.

    Violet

    May 19, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    @auntieeminaz:
    Well Rush lives on the Atlantic coast of Florida, not the Gulf coast, so it’ll be a little while at least.

  44. 44.

    Ed Marshall

    May 19, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    “Oil has been spewing into the ocean for 30 days yet the true extent of this spill remains a mystery,” Markey said. “BP thinks this is their ocean. This is BP’s spill, but it is the American people’s ocean….

    Ummm, the loop current, leads to the gulf stream which means that oil is going to wind up in Africa and Northern Europe eventually. It’s not the American people’s ocean.

  45. 45.

    Toni

    May 19, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    Midnight Marauder

    I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to get my mind to stop reeling from the audacity and disdain it takes to make a comment like that.

    (sorry first comment not sure of all the tags)

    anyway,

    try this one on for size:

    I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest. It is impossible to say and we will mount, as part of the aftermath, a very detailed environmental assessment as we go forward. We’re going to do that with some of the science institutions in the U.S. But everything we can see at the moment suggests that the overall environmental impact of this will be very, very modest.

    Tony Hayward, CEO, BP

    Perhaps he doesn’t know the definition of modest.

    assclown

  46. 46.

    South of I-10

    May 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    I posted this earlier in the open thread, but I am posting it again. It still fucking breaks my heart. There are plenty more and these are from Jindal’s little boat ride today.

  47. 47.

    kay

    May 19, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    How (why) do you know so much about offshore drilling?

    It’s not a veiled attack. I’ve been reading your comments throughout, (not all of them, but many) and you know a lot about this whole subject, and this specific disaster.

    Is it something you were interested in prior to the current situation? Environmental, industry. or a combo of both?

  48. 48.

    sparky

    May 19, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    accurate post headline, though.

    yeah all kinds of icky things normally wash up down here. you do not want to know what gets picked up off the beaches. trust me.

    ps: i have no connection with the folks who put out the linked blog, but this post of theirs is an eloquent assessment of how we got here.

  49. 49.

    lawguy

    May 19, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals: And a nice easy way to “direct” the flow and amount of information.

    Given the government’s response to this is there any reason to believe that they believe it is in their best interests to have a lot of coverage. Look at Katrina.

    God I never thought I’d think, let alone say something like that.

  50. 50.

    Rick Taylor

    May 19, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    This is weird.
    __

    Kelly Cobiella reports that a CBS News team was threatened with arrest by Coast Guard officials in the Gulf of Mexico who said they were acting under the authority of British Petroleum.

  51. 51.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    @kay:

    I’ve posted on several threads that my son is a merchant marine, and actually worked on the Deepwater Horizon for nearly five years. He knew nine of the men who died (all the Transocean employees).

    I guess I’d say both of us therefore have a personal interest in knowing the industry is well-regulated and performs in the most environmentally safe way possible. At the same time, it’s important that decisions are based on accurate information.

  52. 52.

    Tom Hilton

    May 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    And the reason you don’t take wild guesses is because the tar balls weren’t from the spill.

    [/litella]

  53. 53.

    DougL

    May 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Nobody in the MSM ever bothers to cover all the beaches where tarballs aren’t washing up on shore and marshes that aren’t covered in oil. *frowny face*

  54. 54.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    PS to Kay:

    I actual know very little about the technical side of offshore drilling etc. But I’ve been following the discussions at the professional boards like gCaptain and The Oildrum. Both are excellent sources of information, and often more accurate and timely than the media reporting.

  55. 55.

    Rick Taylor

    May 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    @Rick Taylor:
    Ooops, that was already heavily covered above in comments. Never mind!

  56. 56.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    @lawguy:

    I suppose that could be argued. What do you suggest, that they not allow media to be on the boats and airplanes?

  57. 57.

    kay

    May 19, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    Thanks. I wondered. I’ve enjoyed reading your comments, in any event. I didn’t know one thing about any of it.

  58. 58.

    Linda Featheringill

    May 19, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    Rush Limbaugh says there is no oil spill

    This looks like a tactical mistake on Rush’s part. Too many people can look at it and see it for themselves.

  59. 59.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    @kay:

    Thanks for the kind words.

    There seems to be so much to worry about when he’s offshore…the helicopter ride, the weather, etc. You just never want to think he’s in danger because someone isn’t doing their job.

    (They actually outran Katrina in that rig. Disconnected, turned on the thrusters, and got going…at a full five knots per hour. The eye passed right over where they’d been drilling.)

  60. 60.

    Martin

    May 19, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    @Big City Mary: Unless you’re in a truck, never, ever take the LIE.

    These roads are often dilapidated not because we lack the money but because those elements of our infrastructure are critical and shutting them down for repair/rebuilding is nigh impossible.

    The LIE is the only major road that accepts truck travel for the 7 million people that live there. Shut it down for repairs, even partially, and it would be a MAJOR issue. The island has few other options – there’s limited port capacity and limited air transport capacity. Only relatively recently (last 20 years) has rail freight been restored, and that’s limited in scope because the passenger traffic is so high.

    So the costs of fixing the LIE aren’t just the direct cost, but also the secondary cost of replacing the functionality of the LIE while it’s being repaired, which is no small feat. That’s one of the biggest problems with US infrastructure – lack of redundancy and flexibility.

  61. 61.

    sukabi

    May 19, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals: maybe they should try looking at BP’s other rig out there the Atlantis.

  62. 62.

    kay

    May 19, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    I spend a lot of time on the Great Lakes, mostly Michigan and Erie, because my husband is a fanatic about them, and I’ve grown to love them, but I’ve never spent any time on any coast.
    I have been genuinely scared two or three times when there’s weather, way out on Michigan with him, in one or another of his series of too-small boats. I can’t imagine what being out in Katrina was like. It’s wild when the rain starts washing over in sheets.

  63. 63.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    @kay:

    Yes, fortunately they were out of the way when Katrina passed over their well. Just barely.

    He was on another rig when Mitch came through. He phoned me from the bridge to say the last helicopter had turned back and he was going to have to ride it out. I faxed him Psalm 91…am sure there was no embarrassment there, heh.

    Turned out he was evacuated, but he said the helicopter ride back was the really scary part.

    I’ve seen Lake Michigan twice, from the Chicago shore…and wow, that is like looking at an ocean. Who can blame you for being freaked in one of those storms.

  64. 64.

    kay

    May 19, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    It’s a beautiful thing, that lake. I can be out there a hundred times and never get over all that fresh water.

  65. 65.

    Older

    May 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: He didn’t say “clean-up effort”, he said “response effort”.

  66. 66.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    @kay:

    I bet.

    I love the ocean, but I have a special feeling about rivers. Not necessarily being on them, just watching ’em.

  67. 67.

    Egypt Steve

    May 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    If we had a real news media, they would have taken the bust. Back in ’68, John Chancellor was arrested on the floor of the Rethuglican national convention. As he was led off by security guards, he gave the greatest sign-off in the history of American broadcast news: “This is John Chancellor, somewhere in custody.”

    There was a newsman.

  68. 68.

    bago

    May 19, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    There is only so much physical space very close to the well. You can either fill it up with monitoring equipment, or you can fill it up with repair equipment. I think it’s in everybody’s interest to have it be repair equipment.

  69. 69.

    sloan

    May 19, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals: I think the whole embed thing just rubs me the wrong way. I guess the rationale for Iraq and Katrina was that it would be too dangerous for a reporter to go in without protection – not that it ever stopped journalists before.

    This time around I’m not sure why a government escort would be required to protect a journalist from observing an ecological disaster caused by a private company on public land.

  70. 70.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    @sloan:

    I don’t see where it’s required. They say there is nothing to prohibit media from going in on their own unless there is a safety problem or it would interfere with the response activities.

    Allowing them to accompany responders on their boats or planes may consolidate resources or may be the only safe (or least risky or invasive) way to get them into some areas…I don’t know enough to say. In any case, that would be the media organization’s choice.

    PS, I assume it was the same with Katrina, as when reporters accompanied Natl Guard units in New Orleans. There were plenty and plenty of news orgs reporting on their own.

  71. 71.

    Elie

    May 19, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    @Chuck Butcher:

    Tar balls in Florida had another source. These are for real I think

  72. 72.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    @Elie:

    The piece was about tar balls in Key West.

  73. 73.

    celticdragonchick

    May 19, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    @salacious crumb:

    After Jindal is done touring the oil spill and bitching about its effect on working class people, then he will go back to sucking his corporate overlords dick.

    I’m waiting for another statement from him on how we are wasting federal tax dollars studying volcanoes…

    It would be amusing to put him up close and personal to a pyroclastic flow in progress and get his opinion on that!

  74. 74.

    scav

    May 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    @bago: you talk as though it is either / or situation. plus the fact that monitoring is an integral part of the solution. do one really just stop monitoring vitals during an operation on a human?

  75. 75.

    Elie

    May 19, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    @bago:

    Is it really that either/or?

    I tell you what: similar scenario on humans in surgery:

    You are having vascular surgery on your whatever, and that damned medium sized artery just started going and pulled back under a bunch of tissue. Pretty quickly, the whole op site is filled with blood and the surgeon had better find it pretty damned quick. You know who is hanging right there and is responsible for measuring or at least estimating that blood loss pretty damned quick? The anesthesiologist. (they always say it cost nothing to be put to sleep — its making sure you WAKE UP!) Heh

    Anyway, that anesthesiologist has MOST of the equipment to make sure you ass wakes up and he had better damned well be pretty close to a correct estimate of what he has to do to make up that lost blood volume and electrolytes, clotting factors, etc, Dig? The surgeon RELIES on the Anesthesiologist to do what he/she has to do so that they can both get the patient through this emergency alive.

    BP has been less than forthright about their plight and therefore, how can we know that they have the equivalent of the Anesthesiologist on site to help figure out just how aggressive they have to be and on what time frame using what means?

    If what has been suggested, that this is a leak of multiple proportions of magnitude HIGHER than what they say, it seems to me that the whole world needs to know that and to bring whatever resources to bear to get on top of it. Maybe if that is true, we need to stop dicking around with their sucking tube solution and get onto something way more aggressive.

    But we cant do that if we keep favoring the BP view of reality (which already has caused this whole fucked up situation to begin with, wouldnt you say?)

    This is not a salon discussion. If BP is wrong and their solution insufficient, the Gulf is dead. There isnt enough money in anyone’s bank account for that and in a real creepy way, maybe they already have figured that and figured that they cant be made fully accountable to that scale of catastrophe.

    But I say this: It is absolutely necessary for the government to stick a big, aggressive and rectum brusing foot up BPs ass right now and make sure that these folks are being straight up. To do that, they will need data. For all the bitching about the equipment that they need to fix this, BP didnt have the right equipment or the right equipment functioning to prevent all this, so it seams that its up to them to figure out how to get our necessary monitoring equipment to fit next to whatever they need.

    YEAH, I am angry and I don’t give a f—- about what BP needs. They NEED to shut up, put their heads down and keep trying to fix this and stop worrying about managing what we, the people, the government do to make sure their lying, incompetent asses do what they need to do.

  76. 76.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 19, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    @lawguy:

    PS, speaking of “controlling the flow of information,” you may be interested to know that Adm. Landry, the head of the response team, held a teleconference with several bloggers, including one from ThinkProgress, on Monday. Video and transcript links here:

    The Oildrum

  77. 77.

    Elie

    May 19, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    Yes, as in Key West, Florida…

    did I misunderstand your comment?

  78. 78.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 20, 2010 at 12:25 am

    @Elie:

    Uhm, I possibly misunderstood you. Sorry if so.

    The article (and Chuck’s comment) was about the Key West tar balls. That’s what I thought you were talking about when you said “these are for real” I thought you meant the ones in the article.

    Are there others you’re thinking of?

  79. 79.

    TenguPhule

    May 20, 2010 at 3:30 am

    “The answer is no to that,” a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday.

    When he’s begging for his life with a gun cocked to his head, I’m going to have to go with “The answer is no to that.” and pull the trigger.

  80. 80.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 20, 2010 at 4:47 am

    Pictures of Jindal’s tour of the marsh here:

    First signs of thick oil found in Plaquemines marshes.

    Just heartwrenching.

  81. 81.

    Robert Sneddon

    May 20, 2010 at 6:11 am

    @Elie:

    You are describing an operating theatre with half a dozen skilled people standing around a brightly-lit table where the patient is directly accessible to the hands and eyes of said skilled people in real time.

    The well-head BP is trying to shut off in the Gulf is five thousand feet, a mile below the surface in total darkness surrounded by turbulent muck, gas bubbles and oil obscuring the view. The site is only accessible by robot and manned submersibles which move slowly and carefully to avoid hitting each other or running into the wellhead gear and damaging it even further. They have a couple of cameras already on site; trying to get more monitoring gear safely into place takes time and resources they would rather expend in trying to shut the damned leak off, or at least slow it down.

    If you want to compare the wellhead site with a hospital surgery imagine you’re operating on a patient in total darkness in a room filled with thick turbulent smoke. You have a couple of small flashlights to illuminate the scene and you can’t get closer than twenty feet to the operating table with your hands. You have a pair of binoculars to see what you’re doing and some lazy-tongs to reach the open wound to try and stitch it up. At the same time a bunch of folks outside the operating theatre are banging on the door and screaming that you’re doing it all wrong and they want you to stop what you’re doing so they can come in and look.

    As an aside, forget the garbage reporting by “experts” about the leak being 10 times the BP estimate and more. No single well, and certainly not an exploratory well anywhere on the planet can produce 50,000 barrels a day even when it is running properly. That kind of output is close to 0.1% of the entire planetary production of oil (about 80 million barrels per day). There was an End Times loon who got his rantings into the press a few days back who claimed the oil leak was that high and it was going to destroy the world and nobody fact checked him before the claims went viral.

  82. 82.

    Tata

    May 20, 2010 at 9:23 am

    @Robert Sneddon:

    If you want to compare the wellhead site with a hospital surgery imagine you’re operating on a patient in total darkness in a room filled with thick turbulent smoke. You have a couple of small flashlights to illuminate the scene and you can’t get closer than twenty feet to the operating table with your hands. You have a pair of binoculars to see what you’re doing and some lazy-tongs to reach the open wound to try and stitch it up. At the same time a bunch of folks outside the operating theatre are banging on the door and screaming that you’re doing it all wrong and they want you to stop what you’re doing so they can come in and look.

    What elegant disdain – and yet it is an illuminating argument for why deep sea drilling shouldn’t happen in the first place.

  83. 83.

    brantl

    May 20, 2010 at 11:36 am

    @Robert Sneddon: He wasn’t a loon.

  84. 84.

    Robert Sneddon

    May 20, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    @brantl:

    He was talking about End Times prophecy, about all the oil in the reservoir leaking out and the dome collapsing causing a giant volcanic eruption. He was a loon (probably still is).

    hardware.slashdot.org/story/10/05/13/1953208/Gulf-Gusher-Worst-Case-Scenario?art_pos=1

    The drill hole into the reservoir is about 6 inches in diameter although the valve gear on the seabed is much larger for various reasons. There’s no way to get much more oil than the leak estimates BP have already issued out of an oil reservoir via a drill hole of that size. A field in production has multiple drill holes feeding the collection system to increase the rate of flow. This was a exploratory drilling operation, not meant for production in the short term.

  85. 85.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 20, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    @Tata:

    I’ll take “elegant disdain” based in fact over viral rants based in ignorance any day. Just my opinion.

    (Not saying Elie’s comment was an ignorant rant…just describing much of what’s out there right now.)

  86. 86.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 20, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    @Robert Sneddon:

    To be fair, Adm. Landry is willing to consider that figure as well. Not as a current estimate, but as a worst-case possibility:

    When you’re in a response like this, you have to prepare and respond to a worst-case scenario. So we have been preparing and responding an upward-bound of what could potentially be approximately — we said 5,000 barrels, but it could be 55,000 per day. That is if the well let go, the design engineers will tell you that it could be approximately 55,000 barrels per day.

    We don’t think we have that much, because we’ve got satellite imagery; we know what we’re responding to. We know how much we’re seeing on the surface; we can estimate that. So the upward-bound of worst-case could be approximately 55,000 barrels.

  87. 87.

    teachergirl

    May 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    You got that right. If one dime of taxpayer money is used to clean up this fucking mess, there will be some serious ramifications. The federal government should be directing this show, spending BP & Haliburton’s money to clean it up first, then those two dirtbag companies should pay back the fishermen, tourist industry, and the good people of the Gulf coast for their property damage and GDP losses. The pics are nauseating to see, and the real picture is surely disasterous.

  88. 88.

    Robert Sneddon

    May 20, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals:

    The best production from a single well ever is/was in the Saudi Gawahr (sp?) field, producing about 100,000 barrels per day up a 12″ diameter bore. That’s with the best oil geology known to man exhausting into atmospheric pressure (15psi) from a shallow low-density dome, with multiple drill-holes leading off the main bore.

    What you’ve got in the Gulf is a 5″ or 6″ pipe with a lot of gear on top of it interrupting the flow of a single bore drilled not very deep into a not-very-good bit of oil geology. It’s exhausting into water a mile deep facing a backpressure of 2000 psi or so. There is no way in God’s earth that that single exploratory hole could emit 50,000 bpd without explosive fracturing, steam/CO2 injection and heavy-duty pumps delivering the oil to the surface.

  89. 89.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 20, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    @Robert Sneddon:

    I understand. You notice she said “if the well let go.”

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