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Late Night Open Thread: Bak tu Skuul

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20111:13 am| 27 Comments

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(Knight Life/Keith Knight via GoComics.com)
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Keith Knight, because Malden, MA was jealous of the pop-culture status of Medford, MA.

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  1. 1.

    Sam Houston

    September 4, 2011 at 1:40 am

    And I would like to personally testify that The Funny Times, in which Keith Knight’s work appears, is worth every penny.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    September 4, 2011 at 1:45 am

    Joining Book of Faces has been revealing for showing how many of my old college friends have become educators. It’s quite the revelation and honestly makes this shit personal for me. One is even a teacher in Wisconsin. I haven’t inquired yet as to whether he participated in the protests. He is the fighter type however.

  3. 3.

    JGabriel

    September 4, 2011 at 1:48 am

    I first read that title as Back To Skull and thought: “Whoa. Morbid.”

    .

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    Omnes Omnibus

    September 4, 2011 at 1:55 am

    @Yutsano: Where in WI?

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    September 4, 2011 at 1:58 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Eau Claire. I think. His wife’s profile says Las Vegas. I may just have to ask.

  6. 6.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 4, 2011 at 2:01 am

    @Yutsano: Eau Claire is a decent little college town. Not a bad place, if that is what you like.

  7. 7.

    bonkers

    September 4, 2011 at 2:07 am

    Hillary would give the teachers chalk!

    Phuck this Obummer boy! Sing it, Sister Christian!! (and Neil Cavuto…funny, that):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5unWHvq9ysI

  8. 8.

    Yutsano

    September 4, 2011 at 2:09 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: I know she’s from WI and that she wanted to move home after going to Wazzu. It would be strange for them to up and move unless the opportunity was too great to pass up. Which is possible.

  9. 9.

    Amanda in the South Bay

    September 4, 2011 at 2:10 am

    ah, finally an open thread and I’m home and able to post something.

    So, I’m bitching about the changes made to the Post 9/11 Bill made by the last Congress. You know, Nancy Fucking Smash and all that. Starting this Fall, breaks in between quarters will no longer be paid as they were previously, so veterans who went to school full time, will have to either really tighten their belts, or have to find temp work for short periods (good luck in this economy). Thanks a lot, last Democratic Congress.

  10. 10.

    Jebediah

    September 4, 2011 at 2:11 am

    Yay Keef!
    Did Otto’s head on his leg bring this about?

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    Omnes Omnibus

    September 4, 2011 at 2:11 am

    @bonkers: I made it through about a minute of that. Does it get better or worse as time goes on?

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    RossInDetroit

    September 4, 2011 at 2:44 am

    I was shelving CDs the other day and discovered one by Keith’s band The Marginal Prophets. I vaguely recall buying that. I wonder what it sounds like.

    Insomnia again. maybe today’s the day to give it a spin.

  13. 13.

    RossInDetroit

    September 4, 2011 at 2:49 am

    Speaking of BTS, Tuesday’s the day for us. Many of my colleagues in Facilities are working this weekend to get their buildings ready. I could have volunteered, but to hell with that. They screwed around all summer instead of getting their tile waxed and that’s not my problem. The first 2 weeks of school are hellish for building management. I need the rest.

  14. 14.

    Mnemosyne

    September 4, 2011 at 2:51 am

    We’re catsitting Charlotte’s sister Olive right now, which means I’ve spent the better part of the evening playing the Boss of Cat Town. What’s really suprising to me is that Annie, who’s usually low cat on the totem pole, is really throwing her weight around (all 8 pounds of it). At one point, she even tried to tackle Olive on the litter box. Not good. But it’s pretty much all been growling and hissing and posturing with no actual fighting yet.

    (If the names sound familiar, yes, we named them after Charlotte Charles and Olive Snook on “Pushing Daisies.”)

  15. 15.

    Comrade Kevin

    September 4, 2011 at 3:10 am

    For dinner tonight, paella.

  16. 16.

    MacKenna

    September 4, 2011 at 4:46 am

    Republican Candidates Turn Attacks on One Another
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/04/us/politics/04repubs.html?pagewanted=all?src=tp

    Excuse me while I get popcorn. Will there be a laugh track with that?

  17. 17.

    gene108

    September 4, 2011 at 7:17 am

    Teacher’s still use chalk? I thought they used markers on dry-erase boards these days.

    Man, am I out of it…

  18. 18.

    WereBear

    September 4, 2011 at 7:24 am

    @Mnemosyne: What’s really suprising to me is that Annie, who’s usually low cat on the totem pole, is really throwing her weight around (all 8 pounds of it).

    Yes, but New Cat is always lower… until proven otherwise. Annie has some confidence!

    As someone who went to college, twice, 20 years apart; I am never going to stop having those dreams every September where you show up with no pants and the 300 page term paper unwritten.

  19. 19.

    Donut

    September 4, 2011 at 7:49 am

    @MacKenna:

    I believe the laugh tracks from “Married, With Children” will be featured, as some additional simian hooting is required to adequately season the punch lines for this group of candidates.

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    Mino

    September 4, 2011 at 7:50 am

    That cartoon is no joke here in Texas. A couple years back I was in line in a K-Mart behind a teacher buying supplies for her pupils, not just herself. I gave her $20 and then the guy behind me did the same.
    That is why there are so many minimum wage jobs in Texas. Industry knows we don’t support education, so high wage jobs don’t come here.

  21. 21.

    Amir Khalid

    September 4, 2011 at 8:37 am

    It’s simply wrong to make teachers pay out of pocket for classroom supplies. There would be a public outcry if it ever happened in Malaysia.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    September 4, 2011 at 9:10 am

    @Amir Khalid: There is an up to $250 tax deduction for educators on federal income taxes. This is, of course, less than most elementary school teachers spend on supplies and gifts during a school year. I do agree that it is wrong to make teachers pay out of pocket, but at least there is some recognition of it at the federal level.

  23. 23.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 4, 2011 at 9:30 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    The items in the cart are an office copier and a student desk. Nice touch.

  24. 24.

    PurpleGirl

    September 4, 2011 at 10:02 am

    It is ironic(?) to remember back to when I was in elementary school in the 1950s and the NYC public schools had so many supplies in warehouses that paper went yellow before it was used. They had pencils, crayons, paints, and many kinds of crafts supplies. Into the early 1070s, procurement of textbooks and lab supplies was a study in planning for the future… at the high school I went to they overbought textbooks one year so that they would get a larger or the same budget the next year to buy books. If you didn’t buy books one year, the next year your budget would be cut because you obviously didn’t need books. (Of course, that would be the year you needed new books.) It’s amazing how we do not support our schools, teachers, and students now.

  25. 25.

    Ron

    September 4, 2011 at 10:30 am

    We got our school supply list for our son starting kindergarten this year. Most of the stuff we were asked to buy was obviously generic ‘classroom supply’ stuff. (crayons, colored pencils, glue, scissors). I don’t really mind having to buy it because we could easily afford it. on the other hand I’m sure there are families that have a hard time having to come up with that $20 or so for the supplies. (and if they don’t have a backpack for their kid already it would be more). I personally find it a little bizarre that the school district doesn’t buy all that stuff. And a little sad too.

  26. 26.

    RossInDetroit

    September 4, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Several of my job sites are elementary schools. The PTA groups take pre-orders for a standard package of student supplies at a fixed price. They buy in bulk and make up a supplies kit for each pre-ordering student to pick up. They make a few bucks on each one due to volume buying. The profit funds PTA activities for the school for the year. This frees up the parents from shopping and ensures that the child has all of the supplies that the school says they need.

    Teachers do have a budget for room supplies but by the end of the year they’re all spending out of pocket for some things.

  27. 27.

    gravie

    September 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Love Keef! And I agree with Sam Houston, The Funny Times is one of the best sources of humor and politics around. We went to their 25th anniversary celebration in Cleveland a few years ago, to which they invited all their subscribers. It was a hoot.

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