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Mission Accomplished, Michelle!

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Remember when this was the great hope for the teahadists:

According to a tweet from NBC News’ Jamie Novogrod, Bachmann responded to the recent raiding of the British embassy in Iran, by saying that if she was President, she would close down the U.S. embassy there.

There’s just one problem: The U.S. has not had an embassy in Iran ever since the Iranian hostage crisis, when revolutionaries from the budding Islamic state held 52 Americans for 444 days.

Clowns.

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  2. 2.

    Gromitt Gunn

    I am sure that she was referring to the super secret embassy that our Kenyan Muslim overlord was instructed to set up by George Soros.

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    eemom

    @Jenny:

    Wait just minute, yer on to something here.

    Is there a way to convince him to go to Iran and set up a branch of his gay-curing thing there, except to convert the barbarian mooslim infidels to Christianity?

    Cuz that would totally Rock all kinds of Casbahs.

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    Cat Lady

    @cathyx:

    After the Iowa straw poll David Gregory told me that she was the most in synch with the Murrican people. David Gregory wrong? Unpossible!

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    gbear

    But if we had an embassy in Iran, and she was president, she would close it. It’s the thought that counts.

    I hope her district in MN is finally sick of her.

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    re-ality czech

    i would like to preempt my american cousin and his ranting about 57 states. my cousin is a confused person.

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    Arky Vaughn

    That Shelly is damned efficient. She is so efficient that she closed our embassy 34 years ago. How is that for swift and decisive!

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    Baud

    You guys, you’re completely taking her out of context. When she said she would close the embassy in Iran, she meant she would sell arms to Iran and use the money to fund the Contras.

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    JCT

    Yeah, well whether it’s one L or two I suspect that the number also represents the number of firing synapses in her uh, “brain”. What a moran.

  28. 28.

    mclaren

    Cole!

    What do you mean, “clowns”???!?!?!?

    As soon as Michelle Bachmann becomes president, she can proudly hold a press conference and smirk, “See? I’ve just fulfilled my first campaign promise!”

  29. 29.

    priscianusjr

    Her statement was cruelly misinterpreted. She just meant she would close down the U.S. embassy in Iran IF THERE WAS ONE.

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    TrumanDem

    Well, I look at this way. This eveing I was watching Jay Carney on Lawrence O’Donnell’s ‘Last Word.’ For some reason I kept thinking to myself that his previous counter part under the Bush “administration” former Press Secretary Dana Perrino had to admit in a live press conference she had no knowledge of the Cuban missile crisis. I was thinking I was corforted by the fact I was sure Jay Carney knew. What a fucking bar we have on competence….

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    Bokonon

    This is all Jimmy Carter’s fault!

    If Jimmy Carter hadn’t closed the embassy 31 years ago, then Michele Bachmann could close it now! When she becomes president!

    DARN YOU, JIMMY CARTER!!!! Now everyone is laughing at us, since the only extreme and disproportinate gesture we can make is closing a THEORETICAL embassy!

    [Remember … Bachmann is on the House of Reps intelligence committee. So it is scary that she appears not to know the implications of not having diplomatic relations with Iran – you know, things like having no embassy, and having no ambassador – or that this sounded good for the TV cameras, and she doesn’t care.]

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