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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2012 / Open Thread: The Granite Staters Have Spoken

Open Thread: The Granite Staters Have Spoken

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 201212:17 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

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(Jeff “Proud Vermonter” Danziger’s website)
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According to the NH Union-Leader:

Major broadcast networks declared Romney the winner as soon as all polls closed at 8 p.m…
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As returns poured in, Romney had 39 percent of the vote with nearly 90 percent of the voting precincts reporting…
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… Paul was at 23 percent and Huntsman at 17 percent, while former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich and former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum split the hard-line conservative vote, with 9 percent each.
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who did not campaign in New Hampshire in recent months, was at 1 percent. Perry said the battle to become the conservative alternative to Romney was now “wide open.”
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An exultant Paul sarcastically thanked the New Hampshire Union Leader “for not endorsing me,” and said, “Freedom is popular.”….

And the clown caravan moves onward to the state once labelled “Too small for a republic, and too large for an insane asylum“…

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  1. 1.

    Villago Delenda Est

    January 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

    The King of Bain did better than I thought he would, and Huntsman not as well. Paul’s finish is unsurprising…there are enough looneytarians who have migrated to New Hampshire over the last 10 years or so to make a significant dent in the overall level of sanity, and NH was a bit iffy before they got there, what with all this “Live Free or Die” crap where some guy is fined for daring to cover it up on his license plate.

  2. 2.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:25 am

    is it too early to blame Doug? cause I do.

  3. 3.

    Mike Goetz

    January 11, 2012 at 12:27 am

    My fear from two weeks ago is coming to pass: nobody is getting the fuck out of the race! I knew they wouldn’t leave! They’re all the clueless guests at the party that ended an hour ago. I’m so sick of them and they won’t go away.

    And Romney…oh my God. His victory speech was so offensive – crabbed, mean-spirited, full of bald-faced lies and personal insult. I cannot stand the man at fucking all. Please humble him, South Carolina, and I’ll take back any mean thought I ever had about you.

  4. 4.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:27 am

    and, Annie, what the hell is this whole thing with ABL?

    you cannot be happy, I know.

  5. 5.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Nobody has Romney’s organization nor his cash, and people keep pulling their punches until it’s too late. That’s why this is starting to feel like a coronation.

    I don’t know SC politics at all. The bobbleheads keep repeating the “It’s socially conservative” line–gee ah, thanks. So I don’t know what combination of Not-Romney it’s gonna take to siphon off enough votes to drag this thing out a little longer.

  6. 6.

    Hill Dweller

    January 11, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Network is on TCM right now, which seems appropriate.

  7. 7.

    Calouste

    January 11, 2012 at 12:29 am

    @Mike Goetz:

    Is Michelle already forgotten? It’s only been a week.

  8. 8.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:30 am

    is John being a dick. cause sometimes, John is a dick.

  9. 9.

    Judas Escargot

    January 11, 2012 at 12:34 am

    I really did think MittR would pull in over 40%.

    Anyway, fix is in. The GOP doesn’t do upsets.

  10. 10.

    Mike Goetz

    January 11, 2012 at 12:37 am

    @Calouste:

    I believe it is spelled “Michele,” which goes to show how memorable she truly is.

    But by all rights Perry, Huntsman, and Gingrich should be out of there by now.

  11. 11.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:39 am

    @Little Boots:

    Sometimes always.

  12. 12.

    Mike Goetz

    January 11, 2012 at 12:40 am

    On the plus side, as with Iowa, we don’t have to hear about New Hampshire any more. See you in four years, you flinty fucks!

  13. 13.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:41 am

    @handy:

    you don’t like him, do you?

  14. 14.

    butler

    January 11, 2012 at 12:44 am

    @Mike Goetz:

    My fear from two weeks ago is coming to pass: nobody is getting the fuck out of the race! I knew they wouldn’t leave! They’re all the clueless guests at the party that ended an hour ago. I’m so sick of them and they won’t go away.

    I’m just the opposite. I love having every one of these nutballs in the race for as long as possible. Its entertaining, and every day brings more and more circular firing squad action, directed mostly at Mittens.

  15. 15.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:44 am

    I still think Omnes should show up.

  16. 16.

    Cassidy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:45 am

    @Little Boots: Dude, seriously. You were already told where to look. It wasn’t that long ago. Go look. Seriously. Sorry you missed the “party”.

  17. 17.

    Hill Dweller

    January 11, 2012 at 12:45 am

    @handy: Apparently DeMint was on a talk radio show and said some nice things about Willard during his speech. I think Newt going nuclear scared the big money in the party, and they’ve decided to get everyone in line.

    Romney will be the nominee, lying and alienating people with his stellar personality until November.

    The Obama campaign had to be downright giddy when Romney used that ‘politics of envy’ line. They’re going to beat him over the head with that quote until election night.

    Ultimately, it will come down to the economy. If it continues to improve, Romney has nothing.

  18. 18.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:47 am

    @Cassidy:

    I know, you’re right.

    I’m just … sad.

    miss ABL at this place.

  19. 19.

    FlipYrWhig

    January 11, 2012 at 12:47 am

    @Little Boots: Um, Anne Laurie had a whole front-page post ripping into ABL because she suspended Corner Stone’s commenting privileges. I’m not sure what the dynamic was before or after that, but in the heat of the moment it didn’t seem like AL would be too upset about the prospect of ABL’s departure.

  20. 20.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:49 am

    @FlipYrWhig:

    missed that. hate that.

    hate when good peole start hating each other.

  21. 21.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:50 am

    @Little Boots:

    Of course not.

  22. 22.

    Cassidy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:52 am

    @Little Boots: I liked her too, but is what it is. It ain’t like she’s dead. Just moved back into her old apartment. ;)

  23. 23.

    Anne Laurie

    January 11, 2012 at 12:54 am

    @FlipYrWhig: As I said when ABL got her gig at Thegrio.com, ABL’s worked hard to earn a bigger platform, and I’m pleased she has done so.

  24. 24.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 12:54 am

    @handy:

    why not?

  25. 25.

    MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson

    January 11, 2012 at 12:56 am

    @Little Boots:

    John Cole said publicly that she was welcome to keep blogging here, and she picked up her ball and went home. I don’t see how that makes him a bad guy, but YMMV.

  26. 26.

    FlipYrWhig

    January 11, 2012 at 12:56 am

    @Anne Laurie: OK, I’m sorry to have implied otherwise.

  27. 27.

    Splitting Image

    January 11, 2012 at 12:57 am

    Here’s my prediction from earlier today:

    Romney 35%
    Huntsman 22%
    Paul 18%
    Gingrich 12%
    Santorum 8%
    Perry 2%

    Actual results with 95% reporting:

    Romney 39%
    Paul 23%
    Huntsman 17%
    Gingrich 9%
    Santorum 9%
    Perry 1%

    So it looks like I won’t be starting up 539.com anytime soon. Seems like the late deciders moved to Paul instead of Huntsman.

    Turnout appears to be down from 2008, although not as disastrously as Nate Silver was predicting it might be earlier in the evening. I think Romney did sufficiently well that he can call this a clean win. Ron Paul tripled his vote total from 2008, and the G.O.P.’s concern may be how many of those votes are crossover Democrats. Huntsman’s total too. A lot of those votes will likely go to Obama rather than Robo-Mitt.

    On to South Carolina!

  28. 28.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 12:59 am

    @Little Boots:

    Why should I? He hates everybody else, you and me included. That’s just how Our Blog Overlord rolls, cousin.

  29. 29.

    Cacti

    January 11, 2012 at 12:59 am

    Romney will probably squeak out another win in SC because Frothy and Gnewt will split the Talibangical vote.

    Nobody’s going to deny Bobmitt Romdole his chance to lose. It’s his turn, dammit!

  30. 30.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:00 am

    @MildlyAmusedRainbowPerson:

    well, that’s pretty nice of him.

    I miss ABL, but it is what it is.

    still like John.

    Oh, well.

  31. 31.

    Redshift

    January 11, 2012 at 1:02 am

    So, has anyone heard if Mittens beat McCain’s percentage or vote count? Seems like all the punditubbies got bored and went to bed once he had a clear win, so I guess they’ve already decided the storyline is going to be Romney’s big win, even though a day ago they were opining that if he didn’t top McCain, it would be a bad sign.

  32. 32.

    gaz

    January 11, 2012 at 1:03 am

    former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum split the hard-line conservative vote, with 9 percent each.

    Excuse me, they’re all hardliners now. The ones I quoted are the certifiably insane candidates. Well, the *more* crazy. Danger to themselves and others crazy.

    Now where did I put my overton window?…it’s around here somewhere…

  33. 33.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:03 am

    @handy:

    maybe it’s us. maybe we must become worthy.

    okay, not, he’s prolly a douche.

    but stll, his blog, his rules.

  34. 34.

    Martin

    January 11, 2012 at 1:05 am

    40,000 fewer GOP votes than in 2008. That’s almost 20% lower.

    They sound thrilled with the current crop of candidates.

  35. 35.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:06 am

    where the hell is Doug?

    Doug gets me.

  36. 36.

    Judas Escargot

    January 11, 2012 at 1:09 am

    Politics depresses me.

    I’m so glad that I can find solace in Jesus Christ, our one and only Savior.

  37. 37.

    KG

    January 11, 2012 at 1:09 am

    Looking at the polls, Romney pretty much leads everywhere. It’s his to lose at this point, but it’s been his to lose for about a year now

  38. 38.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    January 11, 2012 at 1:09 am

    @Little Boots: He’s probably in bed, it’s after 1 AM in Buffalo.

  39. 39.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 1:10 am

    So is everybody in agreement then? In two weeks the discussion moves to possible running mates? Because that’s where it feels like it’s heading now.

  40. 40.

    dead existentialist

    January 11, 2012 at 1:11 am

    @Martin: Maybe they’re dying off faster than we thought.

    @Little Boots: Please STFU. Forever.

  41. 41.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:12 am

    @dead existentialist:

    No, I cannot.

    I just cannot.

  42. 42.

    Cacti

    January 11, 2012 at 1:14 am

    @handy:

    In two weeks the discussion moves to possible running mates? Because that’s where it feels like it’s heading now

    Last time it was a token female.

    This time it will be a token non-white. Hell, maybe even a non-white female. Romneybot’s programmers know that they have to bump up their pitiful 23% standing with Latinos to have any real shot at winning.

  43. 43.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:14 am

    the important thing is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCw3-YTffo

  44. 44.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    January 11, 2012 at 1:15 am

    @Little Boots: At least please stop bringing up the ABL/Cole breakup in every thread, it’s disruptive.

  45. 45.

    Yutsano

    January 11, 2012 at 1:16 am

    @Judas Escargot: I saw what you did there.

  46. 46.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 1:16 am

    @dead existentialist:

    Please STFU. Forever.

    This one’s mostly harmless.

  47. 47.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:17 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:

    I will stop. sorry.

  48. 48.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    January 11, 2012 at 1:17 am

    On another subject, have any of you seen the Canadian series ReGenesis? It’s quite strange, from the bit of it I’ve seen so far.

  49. 49.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:22 am

    still think Doug should show up.

  50. 50.

    MikeJ

    January 11, 2012 at 1:22 am

    @dead existentialist:

    Maybe they’re dying off faster than we thought.

    Or dared hope for.

  51. 51.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:23 am

    or Mike J. but still ..

  52. 52.

    gaz

    January 11, 2012 at 1:24 am

    @dead existentialist:

    Maybe they’re dying off faster than we thought.

    I don’t see how – they haven’t managed to cut themselves off of social security and medicare yet.

  53. 53.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:25 am

    Oh, omnes, show up you goob.

  54. 54.

    handy

    January 11, 2012 at 1:29 am

    @Cacti:

    I’m sure whoever it eventually turns out to be everyone will be getting their collective freakout on, because OMG KARL ROVE DID IT AGAIN AND IDIOT AMERICA IS GONNA LET US DOWN DERP DERP!!! So Cole or some other FPer will have to repost the “I Got This” photo from 4 years ago just to get people off the ledge.

    And then we get 4 more years of Obot/Firebagger wars. Yay!

  55. 55.

    handsmile

    January 11, 2012 at 1:30 am

    Hey, not so fast on the Palmetto State, folks!

    According to Public Policy Polling’s tally of 1,112 likely GOP primary voters there, Stephen Colbert is polling at 5%, one point ahead of the lesser Mormon and fully four points ahead of another actual candidate, Buddy Roemer.

    Feel that Colbert Bump! I credit his own SuperPac, “Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.” Mittens must be trembling at the thought of Colbert going negative.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/blog/2012/jan/10/stephen-colbert-polling-south-carolina

  56. 56.

    dead existentialist

    January 11, 2012 at 1:34 am

    @gaz: Live Free or die, bitches!

    (They’re prolly sneaking across the border for the good stuff.)

  57. 57.

    Little Boots

    January 11, 2012 at 1:45 am

    you all bug me sometimes.

  58. 58.

    RadioOne

    January 11, 2012 at 1:54 am

    I think New Hampshire is one of the worst states in the Union, because the state combines the worst traits of New England banality with a hefty dose of populist libertarian conservatism, that no one else in the country could possible relate to it.

  59. 59.

    Jebediah

    January 11, 2012 at 1:57 am

    I’m getting more and more comfortable with the idea of Mittens being the rominee. A personally awkward, out-of-touch vulture capitalist who retells his tale of animal cruelty as if it is funny and humanizing. Even knowing that the MSM will go wicked easy on him and look for every chance to trumpet any Obama stumble, real or not… even with my low opinion of the electorate, I don’t see him beating Obama. (And if he does, I am crawling into a bong and never coming out.)

  60. 60.

    srv

    January 11, 2012 at 1:58 am

    @RadioOne: We should give it to Quebec. Or Scotland.

  61. 61.

    Bnut

    January 11, 2012 at 2:04 am

    Have not posted here in awhile, but I thought I would share this with you guys. Forewarned, it’s a Red State link. But read some of the comments and tell me that half of them don’t sound just like shit liberals would say. It’s a strange world we live in.

    And hello to Yuts and Asngirl since I know you guys have missed me lol. Life is fine, just got tired of the comments for awhile, coupled with starting a small business. Still read em, just couldn’t keep up with the BS.

  62. 62.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    January 11, 2012 at 2:05 am

    I think it’s wonderful how MSNBC spent five hours talking about the New Hampshire GOP primary, taking up the spots of Al Sharpton, Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, Rachel Maddow, and Lawrence O’Donnell’s regular shows, for that, and are now repeating that five-hour block.

    And, by ‘wonderful’, of course I mean ‘stupid’.

  63. 63.

    jheartney

    January 11, 2012 at 2:08 am

    @RadioOne: Yeah, even the Old Man of the Mountains couldn’t take it anymore and collapsed.

  64. 64.

    GregB

    January 11, 2012 at 2:19 am

    I congratulate the New Hampshire Republicans for choosing the son of an immigrant from Mexico to be their nominee.

  65. 65.

    srv

    January 11, 2012 at 2:21 am

    @Bnut: Lulz. Break out the emoplaidpants. Gave me lots of Bain material for the spring.

  66. 66.

    Bnut

    January 11, 2012 at 2:29 am

    @srv: Highlights:

    The problem most average Americans see is that Wall Street talks a good game about capitalism but then attempts to use the government and other factors to manipulate the market forces to which they claim to adhere. Big Business is not for competition, or free markets, or even labor at market value. Big business is for the bottom line even if that means discarding the principles of capitalism.

    When profit takes the place of God conservatives are reluctant to trust capitalism..

    Capitalists believe everyone should pay their fair share, or so I’ve been told. “Government has no business picking winners and loser.”

    Hahhhahahahahaha

  67. 67.

    Yutsano

    January 11, 2012 at 2:35 am

    @Bnut: Has Southern Beale patronized your fine establishment yet?

    PS I mentioned you in the LSU-Alabama thread yesterday. I’m fully aware you’re pleased with the results. :)

  68. 68.

    some guy

    January 11, 2012 at 2:38 am

    two words: Coach Spurrier

  69. 69.

    some guy

    January 11, 2012 at 2:39 am

    @GregB:

    you and me both. Viva la Mexico!

  70. 70.

    Bnut

    January 11, 2012 at 2:41 am

    @Yutsano: I think I sobered up at like 5pm today. Went home with a girl woman wearing a houndstooth bra. Life was/is good.

  71. 71.

    Calouste

    January 11, 2012 at 2:42 am

    @srv:

    I don’t think New Hampshire would get on well with the Scots. In the last UK election, the Conservatives just managed to hold on to the single seat they have in Scotland. The Nationalists run the Scottish government, and they are actually to the left of Labour.

  72. 72.

    srv

    January 11, 2012 at 2:43 am

    @Bnut:

    When profit takes the place of God conservatives are reluctant to trust capitalism..

    I just loved that one, also, too. Could we divide the 27% between faithful to scripture and faithful to Wall St. Jesus?

    Something I stumbled upon tonight:

    “One of the great evils with which our own nation is menaced at the present time is the wonderful growth of wealth in the hands of a comparatively few individuals”
    __
    –Proclamation on the Economy 1875 from The First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

    Source. This Union-Loving, OWS Warrior Mormon Worker site is pure Romney-strangling gold.

  73. 73.

    srv

    January 11, 2012 at 2:44 am

    @Calouste: Maybe it could get lost in the translation.

  74. 74.

    Martin

    January 11, 2012 at 2:45 am

    @Cacti:

    Last time it was a token female.
    __
    This time it will be a token non-white.

    We’ll see. Palin was chosen for pragmatic reasons. McCain was going to get crushed, and he needed a wildcard to hopefully turn things around. There was no apparent electoral calculus to a victory, so he went all in on an unknown variable. Palin was literally a ‘we have nothing to lose’ choice.

  75. 75.

    Yutsano

    January 11, 2012 at 2:46 am

    @Bnut: Pics or it never happened. :) And I mean that.

  76. 76.

    Shalimar

    January 11, 2012 at 2:47 am

    @handy: Mostly harmless, but god, so many posts with no content at all except name-dropping a front-pager.

  77. 77.

    Bnut

    January 11, 2012 at 2:53 am

    @Yutsano: This would have required me to be able to operate electronic devices at 3am. I was not quite dexterous enough for all that. I had to concentrate at the task at hand(s) lol.

    @srv: Which is right in line with the Mormons I know actually. The nicest people I know and who would have been Democrats if it had ever even occurred to them.

  78. 78.

    Yutsano

    January 11, 2012 at 2:56 am

    @Bnut: You Dawg. Bless yer heart.

  79. 79.

    Bnut

    January 11, 2012 at 3:06 am

    @Yutsano: You can take the boy man out of the Marines/Alabama/fraternity etc, but you can’t take the…..

  80. 80.

    Jewish Steel

    January 11, 2012 at 3:20 am

    Little Boots = Corner Stone. But with little boots on.

    Shudder

  81. 81.

    Jebediah

    January 11, 2012 at 3:27 am

    @Jewish Steel:
    I suddenly feel like I am hallucinating.

  82. 82.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 11, 2012 at 4:35 am

    Yes! time for the Republicans to drink the non alcoholic wine that is Mitt Romney!

  83. 83.

    Joseph Nobles

    January 11, 2012 at 4:42 am

    Romney/Pawlenty 2012.

    Timmeh came out of obscurity to start opening for Mittens in New Hampshire. Some kind of deal was struck. Don’t see Pawpaw settling for anything but Veep.

  84. 84.

    cokane

    January 11, 2012 at 4:43 am

    Wow nate silver is so freaking good. He called 39 percent the most likely outcome at 140pm on primary day.

  85. 85.

    kdaug

    January 11, 2012 at 4:53 am

    @Bnut: Never could work the houndstooth bra. Wife said I looked stupid and was embarrassing the neighbors.

    How’d it work out for you?

  86. 86.

    Raven

    January 11, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Watching the Illini beat #5 Ohio State on early morning tape, priceless!

  87. 87.

    amk

    January 11, 2012 at 6:08 am

    @Joseph Nobles: lame/lamer – what a ticket to fire the base.

  88. 88.

    Joseph Nobles

    January 11, 2012 at 6:15 am

    @amk: Hee, hee, don’t I know it!

  89. 89.

    Schlemizel

    January 11, 2012 at 6:26 am

    It was so easy for little boot to hijack this thread & so obvious that was its goal. Even the liar that calls itself truth is a better troll but can’t get the attention little nuts does.

  90. 90.

    amk

    January 11, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Any news on Q4 fund raising by Obama campaign ?

  91. 91.

    WereBear

    January 11, 2012 at 6:31 am

    @Martin: 40,000 fewer GOP votes than in 2008. That’s almost 20% lower.

    That’s a pundit tidbit… you’ll never hear from the pundits. I love a lack of Republican enthusiasm!

  92. 92.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 11, 2012 at 6:52 am

    @Bnut: Houndstooth, eh? Interesting.

  93. 93.

    harlana

    January 11, 2012 at 6:57 am

    well i finally located the undfortunate parting of ways between John and ABL, and may i say

    Twitter is more evil than FB, and that’s saying a lot – Twitter sucks a big bag of dicks

    That said, I’m not going to lie and say I don’t love drama, as long as i’m not personally involved (twisted, isn’t it?), so if people want to use and abuse Twitter, have at it – this is what you get

  94. 94.

    BO_Bill

    January 11, 2012 at 7:01 am

    Barack Obama is very smart.

  95. 95.

    Xenos

    January 11, 2012 at 7:04 am

    @WereBear: The press is loudly touting this as a record-breaking turnout… because the NH Secretary of State predicted there would be record turn-out.

    Not that anyone is looking at actual numbers, though.

  96. 96.

    WereBear

    January 11, 2012 at 7:20 am

    @Xenos: Not that anyone is looking at actual numbers, though.

    Of course not! Numbers are teh eeeevil. So uncooperative.

    I never ever thought that Romney would appeal to moderates. He’s sure not appealing to the Talibangelicals in his own party. In fact, Romney really has only one personality trait: he’s stinkin‘ rich. And that only appeals to less than 1%.

    One thing that has been bugging me lately; even one of the Koch brothers gave some money to charity; for cancer. After he got some.

    After cruising a few sites and looking at Wikipedia, I cannot find signs of Romney ever giving any money to any charity ever. Heck, a fraction of what he’s dropped on pointless ads, given to an animal charity, or to an organization for his wife’s illness, multiple sclerosis, would go miles and miles towards “humanizing” him and taking the curse off his robotic ickiness.

    But no sign of that.

  97. 97.

    Valdivia

    January 11, 2012 at 7:24 am

    @WereBear: but I just read that the republicans are saying the numbers were actually up from 2008? are these people on crack?

  98. 98.

    JPL

    January 11, 2012 at 7:26 am

    @WereBear: We’ll find out what charities Romney supports when he releases his tax returns.
    Oh yeah, he won’t release them.

  99. 99.

    JPL

    January 11, 2012 at 7:28 am

    @Valdivia: Are you sure that was meant as a factual statement? According to the rules of Jon Kyl you can just make up stuff and explain later.

  100. 100.

    Hal

    January 11, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Howard Fineman at Huffpo says Romney winning spells trouble for Obama. Which confuses me because I thought this was a Republican primary?

  101. 101.

    Schlemizel

    January 11, 2012 at 7:41 am

    @Hal:
    Howie was big in the “this is good news for McCain” movement 4 years ago. He IS the salted bag of dicks all the other pundits should eat.

  102. 102.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 11, 2012 at 7:47 am

    @Schlemizel: Yeah, for Fineman, a Paul win also would spell trouble for Obama, as would a Huntsman, Gingrich, Cain, Bachmann, Trixie LaRue, or None of the Above win.

  103. 103.

    Valdivia

    January 11, 2012 at 7:54 am

    @JPL:

    how silly of me! I forgot about that.

  104. 104.

    nancydarling

    January 11, 2012 at 8:01 am

    @Little Boots: Can we let this ABL business die a dignified death. I miss her too, but she’s just a click away
    @handy: I think John loves us one and all, even eemom and cornerstone.

  105. 105.

    harlana

    January 11, 2012 at 8:12 am

    so if people want to use and abuse Twitter, have at it – this is what you get

    i forgot to shake my Granny-finger after saying that.

  106. 106.

    Shari

    January 11, 2012 at 8:14 am

    @WereBear: His charity is the Mormon church.

  107. 107.

    WereBear

    January 11, 2012 at 8:37 am

    @Shari: It’s supposed to be, anyway.

    Even as a cynical ploy, it didn’t occur to them?

  108. 108.

    squirrelhugger

    January 11, 2012 at 9:03 am

    When did the muslims take over South Carolina?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_South_Carolina.svg

  109. 109.

    chopper

    January 11, 2012 at 9:25 am

    @Martin:

    this is romney’s secret weapon. make the base so depressed at the thought of him winning they stay home.

  110. 110.

    catclub

    January 11, 2012 at 10:54 am

    @WereBear: “I cannot find signs of Romney ever giving any money to any charity ever.”

    1. gives to Church of Mormon. but tithe? hmmm.

    2. another reason to not release tax forms.

  111. 111.

    catclub

    January 11, 2012 at 10:59 am

    @Valdivia: Romney’s numbers are up from 2008. About 95k versus 88k in 2008. Of course, he got only 31% of the total in 2008.

    It is not clear to me if the total for 2012 in the GOP primary is slightly larger than 2008 or a hair smaller.
    But everyone is noting that all the independents who voted this year bulked up the total, so the number of ‘real’ GOP voters is definitely down. Obviously, in 2008 almost all the independents voted in the democratic primary.

  112. 112.

    dogwood

    January 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

    @catclub:

    Mormons certainly aren’t forbidden from donating to charity. But they are encouraged to target their charitable donations to other Mormons. They run their own food banks to aid needy families in their wards, and are very good about taking care of members in good standing who come upon hard times. Some here have suggested that one of the reasons he doesn’t want to release his returns is that he doesn’t want the Church to see that he isn’t tithing his fair share. I’d be shocked if that were the case. Romney is a phony politician and businessman, but he isn’t a phony Mormon. His faith is the only authentic thing about him.

  113. 113.

    chopper

    January 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

    @dogwood:

    yeah, i’m pretty sure romney has his tithing in line. tho i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s it, and it certainly wouldn’t look too good if every dime he gave to charity was only earmarked for his own people. makes him look like a mormon first and an american second.

  114. 114.

    binzinerator

    January 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Jeebus. 18 comments from Little Boots, wanting to know where someone is: Doug, Annie, John, Omnes, ABL, then back to Doug, and on to Mike J.

    It’s the blog equivalent of interrogative flatulence, 1 and 2-line farts with a question mark.

    I henceforth shall refer to Little Boots, at least in my own mind, as Little Toots.

  115. 115.

    gluon1

    January 11, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    For the nobody who still cares, I think the link was supposed to be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_South_Carolina

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