Michigan Republican Douchebag Dave Agema wants to add “Muslim” — “terrorist,” too, probably — to President Obama’s ever-growing list of treasonous offenses because Douchebag Dave doesn’t believe that Obama ever stopped being Muslim:
It’s disingenuous to say one time you’re a Christian and then say another time you’re a Muslim.”
So basically, President Obama is a Muslim gay crackhead until he proves he’s not. And, of course, any proof that he’s not a Muslim gay crackhead is further proof that he is totally a Muslim gay crackhead.
KG
isn’t the appropriate rejoinder to the “BUT HE’S A MUSLIM!”, “Um, if he is, so what?”
I would say the same is probably good for gay, except for the whole attractive wife and lovely kids thing kinda eliminates that argument anyway.
Omnes Omnibus
@KG: Oscar Wilde had a wife and kids.
Baud
I’m starting to think maybe some of these Republicans shouldn’t be elected to political office.
El Cid
Again, from that Pew polling cited earlier, 72% of Obama voters say they feel they can vote FOR him rather than just against the other guy, whereas only 38% of Romney voters feel like they’ll be voting FOR him.
They may really, really hate Obama, but they really, really don’t like Mitt Romney.
Omnes Omnibus
@El Cid: So who are the other 11% who are voting for Romney?
Alison
I’m pretty sure Agema is a secret idiot, except he’s *such* an idiot he forgot about the “secret” part.
Sheesh.
El Cid
@Omnes Omnibus: No, it’s among each camp’s voters:
Of Obama voters, 72% feel they can say they’re voting for him, while 22% feel like they’re mostly voting against Romney.
Of Romney voters, 38% feel they can say they’re voting for him, while 58% feel like they’re mostly voting against Obama.
Yutsano
@Omnes Omnibus: I doubt many things in this existence. Obama’s position on the Kinsley scale is not one of them.
BruceFromOhio
… nightime…
…DAYTIME!
….nightime…
…DAYTIME!
… nightime…
…DAYTIME!
Man, what are you doing?
I’m having a game of DAYTIME nightime! WANT TO PLAY?!
No thanks, man. I got an Xbox.
Jewish Steel
@Omnes Omnibus: Relatives.
dexwood
I love the so what answer.
Too, what about conversion? What about being born again? None of that matters simply because he’s a black president? Shifting values, thy name is Republkkklan.
maya
@KG: Rushbo has had numerous wives/w prenup confidentiality agreements, but no kids, so we definitely know he’s gay.
mclaren
There’s a crackhead here, but it ain’t Obama.
Omnes Omnibus
@El Cid: Right, it got that, but 38-27=11 Who are that 11%?
@Jewish Steel: And there is my answer.
Yutsano
@maya: He definitely isn’t sexually interested in women, as his frequent jaunts to the Dominican Republic will attest. That is not the same as being gay.
Belafon (formerly anonevent)
All it takes to keep an omnipotent being out of school is to say no. No wonder “believe in me and you shall have eternal life” is a useless phrase. Since when did wingers become atheists?
Belafon (formerly anonevent)
@Omnes Omnibus: 27% is of the entire population. The percents El Cid is talking about is 38% of the 45% of the people who are voting Republican.
Svensker
@maya:
Did you ever see pictures of his New York apartment? Liberace would have thought it was over the top.
Linda Featheringill
Many of those Republicans really, really need a third party. Is it too late to get one on the ballots?
Omnes Omnibus
@Belafon (formerly anonevent): Isn’t the 27% fractal?
Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)
They just can’t stand it. It’s absolutely KILLING them that this man, this BLACK man, won the job and is doing it. They’ve done everything to deny him, and still he stands. They’ve slandered his birth, his parentage, his education, his wife, his kids – still he stands. He beat them, and he’s going to do it again. Let them go nuts. As a matter of fact, FUCK THEM.
maya
@Linda Featheringill: Combining with the thread below it should be the Reformed Pole Dancers for Jesus Party. But they will have to wait until after the convention to charter.
Nick
ABL, all the links to your site (except for the main page) keep redirecting to angryblackladychronicles.com/who-is-angry-black-lady/protected/
TG Chicago
Huh? Did Obama ever start being Muslim? I don’t get what ABL is saying here.
wrb
Where does this “secret” stuff come from?
He sashays out every day, wearing that Muslim skin, bold as brass.
tofubo
again, with the unproving of a double negative
twitter.com/teapartynation/status/226411745009340416
Citizen Alan
I’ve taken to responding to people who say Obama is a Muslim by saying “He’s obviously a better Christian than you are. He’s been trying to ensure that poor people don’t suffer and die because they can’t afford health care. All you do is spread lies about people because you don’t like their politics. I think you just worship Satan and pretend that he’s Christ, don’t you?” Immensely satisfying.
Villago Delenda Est
@Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant):
This.
The Emissary has spoken.
Mike S.
Obama holds that any adult male killed by a drone fired missile was necessarily a combatant – even when the Pentagon and CIA have no specific knowledge of the identities or activities of those killed.
Come down of the high-horse, ABL, it’s not a good look for you.
Chris
@El Cid:
True, but then their base is powered by hate and resentment to a far greater degree than ours.
Chris
@Linda Featheringill:
IMO, it’ll happen when the Republican Party is forced to take a stance that’s too pro immigrant (combine the growth in the Latino vote with their need for cheap labor). That happens, the Angry White Conservative base breaks away and forms its own third party for one or two cycles, and the Republican coalition splits down the middle just like the Democratic one did in 1968.
tjmn
@maya:
But, But,..what about the little blue pills? I don’t know if I can say the meds name without moderation or is it the one that starts with “c” that gets one into moderation?