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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2012 / Rewards for a Job Well Done

Rewards for a Job Well Done

by Betty Cracker|  September 21, 201212:38 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

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Say you’re an arrogant asshole who is spectacularly mismanaging an organization. You’re buying an $87,000 area rug while your company goes down in flames, blowing massive holes in innocent bystanders’ life savings and demanding mind-boggling bailouts to keep your astounding incompetence and greed from pauperizing the entire planet forever. That can only mean it’s BONUS time!

The Marquis de Mittens really is bringing this fabled job creator ethos to the political realm: Just as the wingnut lamentations about his campaign’s incompetence reached an earsplitting crescendo, we learn that the consortium of hapless clods who are driving the clown car received bonus checks:

Mitt Romney’s campaign handed out more than $200,000 in bonuses last month to senior staffers, according to new disclosure records filed Thursday.

Keep in mind that the Mittens campaign is all about combatting the “culture of dependency” by separating indolent lay-abouts from le dole. Hahahahaha! The end.

[X-posted at Rumproast]
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  1. 1.

    Zifnab

    September 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Was that really a “Bonus” or just cheese laid out to keep rats from fleeing a sinking ship?

  2. 2.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    They have no shame at all.

    No one will mourn them as they’re taking their tumbrel rides to their just desserts.

  3. 3.

    Enhanced Mooching Techniques

    September 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Politics is just a new profit center to the Job Creators.

    Oh please don’t go gault us, Mr 1%s. That would just be so awful.

  4. 4.

    Ramiah Ariya

    September 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    The economy is weak. What the right wing had hoped was that their candidate would get elected just based on the economy. Then they could turn around, claim a mandate; claim a justification for their bald lies and propaganda about Obama – and implement whatever they want.
    I am glad their plans may come to naught. Diabolical b***rds.

  5. 5.

    MikeJ

    September 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    As has been pointed out, that $200k was handed out after the campaign borrowed twenty million dollars because the bucks just aren’t flowing in any more.

  6. 6.

    Teddy's Person

    September 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Is this a common practice or a result of unlimited corporate cash that has to be spent on something?

  7. 7.

    EconWatcher

    September 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Also in the spirit of fairness, do we actually know that these worker bees are incompetent, or could it be that they’re simply hamstrung by a grossly incompetent “CEO” of the campaign?

  8. 8.

    Bloody Peasant

    September 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    @Zifnab: I say cheese. Because if the rats start fleeing in great numbers it will say loads about Rmoney’s management style, and undercut his “best” selling point – even more than he already has.

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    September 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    @EconWatcher: The CEO can never fail. He can only be failed.

  10. 10.

    Josie

    September 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Thanks for this, Betty. You have an uncanny ability to put your finger on just the right button to demonstrate the irony of things.

  11. 11.

    JR

    September 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    I don’t have insider information or anything, but as longtime political staffer I can tell you that this is a good sign.

    The bonuses were almost certainly what’s called “win bonuses.” They’re built into employment contracts for a lot of campaign staffers as an added incentive to keep pushing for victory. The logical date that they would have been triggered would be the date he officially secured the nomination. In other words, they’d kick in around the Convention.

    So why is this a good sign? Because Mitt Romney–who loves right to work laws and SB5 and Scott Walker, who stripped laid off workers of their health coverage, who never met a deal he wouldn’t break–is actually honoring an employment contract!

    Say what you will, that’s progress.

  12. 12.

    joes527

    September 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    This story, coupled with the absolute hopelessness of the candidate, has left me wondering if the whole Romney campaign is more about transferring money from dumb R supporters into the pockets of the campaign staff, and not about winning at all. A Republican “jobs program” (for the right kind of people) if you will.

    It fits the facts better than “no, he is really trying to win.”

  13. 13.

    Comrade Mary

    September 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Ha!

    Also, too, David Corn is over at Reddit doing an AMA (Ask Me Anything). He’s answering questions until 3 (Eastern, I think).

    Where’s Doug?

  14. 14.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    They’re pathetically small bonuses compared to the financial sector. No wonder he can’t attract top talent.

    /// kidding

  15. 15.

    lamh35

    September 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    New Obama web ad, I think it should be a tv ad in places like Florida. What do ya’ll think of it?

    http://youtu.be/l0WmdCjHF1I

  16. 16.

    Cassidy

    September 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    I am so in the wrong line of work. I really need to figure out a way to get in on the fleecing.

  17. 17.

    lamh35

    September 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Welp Ryan ain’t getting the reaction from AARP crowd that they want.

    Unlike low-info voters, this AARP convention attendee pay attention.

    @AlexNBCNews: Loud boos for Ryan at AARP when he says “The first step to a stronger Medicare is to repeal Obamacare”

    @AlexNBCNews
    now audience members at AARP are yelling “you lie” as Ryan tells crowd Medicare is going bankrupt #decision2012

    @mikeviqueira: Paul Ryan is getting loudly and repeatedly booed at AARP as he calls for repealing Obamacare. #Obama #Romney

  18. 18.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    The Republican Party right now is a teeming mass of grifters, like a stream filled with frenzied piranhas. Romney is a wounded animal. Thanks to CU the PACs are fat, helpless targets for any con artist. The Republican Party was already a haven for grifters, it’s just suddenly more profitable to grift the system than their constituents. To top that all off, Romney is the poster boy for ‘Gosh, Mr. Romney, you’re a genius!’ ‘I like you, Buddy. Here’s $30,000.’ style managerial cronyism.

  19. 19.

    The Red Pen

    September 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    A little off-topic, but the butt-hurt over SNL’s satire about Romney has begun. Meanwhile, Jake Tapper has called Obama a liar for saying that “Fast and Furious” didn’t start with his administration. He does point out that:

    Previous programs involving ATF agents allowing guns to “walk” across the border so as to trace them were run during the Bush presidency, but not this particular “field-initiated program.”

    So remember, gun walking started under Bush, this particular round started in 2009.

    Just like that “as we know it” that you need to add to “end Medicare.”

  20. 20.

    LD50

    September 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    That rug really did tie the room together, tho.

  21. 21.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    @Enhanced Mooching Techniques: There is no Galt’s Gulch. It was only a self-serving just-so story for greedballs and shitheads. And Ayn was the biggest moocher and looter of them all.

  22. 22.

    EconWatcher

    September 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Romney should give some of that bonus money to Tim Kaine for signing on to his 47% meme and giving it credibility, while simultaneously committing near suicide in his Senate race.

    OK, OK, I’ve got to get over it, but I’m still in shock.

  23. 23.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: So is grifting from the talibangelical flock played now that Bubba has satellite internet and can tool around on YouTube?

    Terry Jones certainly isn’t getting rich, despite his best, and I do mean very best efforts. (Watching him in person… yes, the #@$*ing cat came back, I don’t think it’s about money alone for him. He looked practically orgasmic watching his brainwashed followers rant like morans. It was very disturbing.)

  24. 24.

    Zifnab

    September 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @lamh35: When Republicans lose the senior citizen vote, they are seriously up shit creek.

  25. 25.

    Comrade Mary

    September 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @lamh35: Yep, just came over to dance about over that news. TPM:

    Paul Ryan drew boos speaking to the AARP by attacking Obamacare and pledging to repeal it.
    __
    “The first step to a stronger Medicare is to repeal Obamacare,” he said to a shower of jeers. “I had a feeling there would be mixed reaction, so let me get into it. It weakens medicare for today’s seniors and puts it at risk for the next generation. First, it funnels $716 billion out of Medicare to pay for a new entitlement we didn’t even ask for. Second, it puts 15 unelected bureaucrats in charge of medicare’s future.”
    __
    Ryan was booed repeatedly as he continued to attack the bill, especially after he said the law “turned Medicare into a piggy bank for Obamacare.”
    __
    Ryan has included the same $716 billion savings from Medicare in his own budgets. Repealing the Affordable Care Act would take away current benefits for seniors included in the law, most notably an end to the “donut hole” that used to require seniors to pay more out of pocket for prescription drugs.

  26. 26.

    MattF

    September 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @JR: So, I guess that being morally, intellectually, politically, and managerially bankrupt doesn’t mean you can claim to be financially bankrupt. Yet.

  27. 27.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @lamh35: By early tomorrow morning FOX will be telling us how the AARP is and always has been a front for Democrats and unnamed special interests.

  28. 28.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 21, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    @Zifnab:

    Was that really a “Bonus” or just cheese laid out to keep rats from fleeing a sinking ship?

    __
    More like hush money for them to keep their mouths shut until the election is over. I’m sure the scramble has already begun for the tell-all articles and books that are sure to come out of the Romney campaign, and publishers are thinking about what sort of advances to offer to which insiders. It will rival Titanic survivor literature as a genre.

  29. 29.

    quannlace

    September 21, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Loud boos for Ryan at AARP when he says “The first step to a stronger Medicare is to repeal Obamacare”

    Let me know when they break out the rotten tomatoes

  30. 30.

    lamh35

    September 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    DAMNNNN! Ya’ll thought the NAACP crowd was pissed!

    ‏@AlexNBCNews
    As Ryan says about Obama “He’s put his own job security over your retirement security” lady in crowd yells “NO, Obama cares!” #decision2012

  31. 31.

    ChrisNYC

    September 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    “Paul Ryan drew boos speaking to the AARP by attacking Obamacare and pledging to repeal it.” That’s why Romney’s guys get the big $$.

  32. 32.

    Zifnab

    September 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    @Another Halocene Human: Nu-uh.

    http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2012/09/privately-owned-charter-cities-in-honduras-entire-urban-areas-handed-over-to-corporations-2467068.html

    The dream is real, baby!

  33. 33.

    LD50

    September 21, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    @Comrade Mary: I’ve always said the MAIN thing that terrifies the GOP about Obamacare is that it will be popular and he will get credit for it. That seems to be starting now.

  34. 34.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    @The Red Pen:

    Jake Tapper has called Obama a liar for saying that “Fast and Furious” didn’t start with his administration.

    __
    Forget it China, it’s Jaketown.

  35. 35.

    ChrisNYC

    September 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    This has got to end because I CANNOT listen to Paul Ryan speak anymore. “Friends…” Ugh. This speech is a disaster btw.

  36. 36.

    rlrr

    September 21, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    @LD50:

    Which sucks for them, because the mandate was a Republican idea…

  37. 37.

    ? Martin

    September 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    So, we can expect to hear on Nov 7 how AARP rigged the election through absentee ballot voter fraud.

  38. 38.

    dm

    September 21, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Wasn’t it here I read how Romney’s been raising money more than he’s been campaigning?

    @Enhanced Mooching Techniques Says: Politics is just a new profit center to the Job Creators.

    Makes me wonder. What happens to the Romney For President money when the campaign is over and the bills paid? Will Mitt be crying all the way to the bank?

  39. 39.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    @Zifnab: They CALL it Galt’s Gulch, but it’s the same old oppression and exploitation of poor people. So, like I said, a self-serving fantasy for greedballs.

  40. 40.

    LD50

    September 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    @ChrisNYC: A truly competent GOP campaign would have bussed in Tea Party members for the rally.

  41. 41.

    dmsilev

    September 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    @Another Halocene Human: The’ve been calling AARP a bunch of communists for years now. There’s even some conservative-approved senior organization that was astroturfed into existence purely to counteract the AARP.

  42. 42.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    September 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    audience members at AARP are yelling “you lie” as Ryan tells crowd Medicare is going bankrupt

    @lamh35: I have not led a good enough life, etc.

  43. 43.

    ? Martin

    September 21, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    @dmsilev:

    There’s even some conservative-approved senior organization that was astroturfed into existence purely to counteract the AARP.

    The tea party? Yeah, we’ve heard of them.

  44. 44.

    LD50

    September 21, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    I can’t imagine why seniors don’t trust Ryan on this:
    http://www.americamagazine.org/blog/entry.cfm?blog_id=2&entry_id=5368

  45. 45.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 21, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    @LD50:

    I’ve always said the MAIN thing that terrifies the GOP about Obamacare is that it will be popular and he will get credit for it.

    __
    Perhaps repeatedly calling it “Obamacare” wasn’t the best strategic move after all. It will be fun to listen to the Republicans in 2032 claiming to be the protectors and defenders of Obamacare vs. those nasty Dems. It worked for them in 2010 with Medicare, which fortunately for them wasn’t popularly known as LBJcare.

  46. 46.

    Roger Moore

    September 21, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    @JR:

    So why is this a good sign? Because Mitt Romney—who loves right to work laws and SB5 and Scott Walker, who stripped laid off workers of their health coverage, who never met a deal he wouldn’t break—is actually honoring an employment contract!

    I think the MOTU do believe in honoring employment contracts, as long as they’re individual contracts with other 1%ers. It’s only union contracts that can be abrogated for the flimsiest of reasons.

    And, quite frankly, I’m happy to see Mitt handing out big bonuses. I wish he’d hand out millions of dollars in bonuses to every primary staffer for a job well done. Every penny he pays in bonuses now is one penny he can’t be spending on TV ads or GOTV efforts. So please, Mitt, keep handing out massive bonuses to all your top staffers and all your contractors. Give until it hurts, and then keep on giving.

  47. 47.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 21, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    @Another Halocene Human:

    At least under feudalism, the lords had a responsibility to perform military service and render protection to the serfs.

    The Randite maggots can’t be bothered with that sort of menial existence. They are pure parasites…taking, and returning absolutely nothing.

  48. 48.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    @LD50: And by tying it to Obama, they’ve made Metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln more popular than the vampire-hunting original.

    Hm, just like the gerrymander-overreach, another double down that has the potential to lose big.

    They got nothin’.

  49. 49.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    It sounds like the only way this AARP speech could have gone worse for RR is if word got out that it was really Paul Ryan who snatched the marble rye away from the old lady in Seinfeld.

  50. 50.

    dmsilev

    September 21, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    @LD50: And of course, they’ve spent years using the name Obamacare for the ACA. Hence, as Obamacare becomes more popular, Obama and his legacy benefit.

    Well played, lads!

  51. 51.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Grannies shouting “you lie!” at the Granny-starver just abounds in delicious irony.

    And the GOP broke the civility barrier in 2009, also, too.

  52. 52.

    Rosalita

    September 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    so, bonuses for just getting him the nomination or pay offs for not running out screaming… guess they didn’t give T Paw enough.

  53. 53.

    SatanicPanic

    September 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    The Republican Party was already a haven for grifters, it’s just suddenly more profitable to grift the system than their constituents.

    This really stuck out at the RNC. People noticed many people up there self-promoting but it was like, what do you expect? Their philosophy is self-enrichment, that’s just who they are. They’re only become less good at hiding it.

  54. 54.

    lamh35

    September 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Romney/Ryan made 2 mistakes, first, sending this young buck to tell old people of AARP that they’ve had it too damn easy. I’m just sayin’ but old people don’t seem to like being lectured by whippersnappers.

    Secondly, they made the mistake of assuming the attendees at AARP or like the low info voter crowds of senior they got in FL. Nope, the AARP crowd actually reads the monthlies and pay attention. So yeah you gonna get booed if you attack medicare and such.

  55. 55.

    LD50

    September 21, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    @dmsilev: Yes, and being Republicans, they automatically assumed that a program that assures that everyone in America can afford medical care would be massively unpopular.

  56. 56.

    Fester Addams

    September 21, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    @lamh35: Geezers–We’re in yer Internets…

  57. 57.

    Zifnab

    September 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    @Another Halocene Human:

    And the GOP broke the civility barrier in 2009, also, too.

    They broke it in ’94. It just took 18 years to become painfully obvious to the uninformed voter.

  58. 58.

    Fwiffo

    September 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I think it’s probably more about some kind of tax scam (staffers salaries being partly or largely made up of regularly scheduled “bonuses” instead of a regular paycheck.) Kinda like how employers will call their employees “independent contractors” even if it doesn’t make any damn sense – it lets them skip out on paying payroll taxes and gain some deductions.

  59. 59.

    The Red Pen

    September 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    @? Martin:

    So, we can expect to hear on Nov 7 how AARP rigged the election through absentee ballot voter fraud.

    I foresee a hidden-camera video featuring James O’Keefe dressed up as an elderly pimp.

  60. 60.

    Hal

    September 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    What on earth is an 87,000 area rug made from? Unicorn hair? The wisps of Trumps comb over?

  61. 61.

    JGabriel

    September 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Every Romney donor who collected $200,000 in checks just thought to himself or herself, “Well, shit, there goes my contribution.”

  62. 62.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    @Hal: My guess is it’s made of hair carefully taken from Ronald Reagan’s nether regions.

  63. 63.

    PurpleGirl

    September 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    @? Martin: Not the Tea Party, I’ve heard of it (even looked at its web site but I forget the name of the counter-AARP.

  64. 64.

    JGabriel

    September 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    __
    __
    Zifnab:

    Was that really a “Bonus” or just cheese laid out to keep rats from fleeing a sinking ship?

    Yep. I imagine Ed Gillespie rubbing his hands together while cackling, “Oooh, sweet. Stay Pay!”

    .

  65. 65.

    PurpleGirl

    September 21, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    @PurpleGirl: There seems to be three groups claiming to be the conservative alternative to AARP:

    Association of Mature American Citizens (AMAC)
    American Seniors Association (ASA)
    60 Plus Association

  66. 66.

    jackmac

    September 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    @joes527: Just another form of ‘wingnut welfare’.

  67. 67.

    LanceThruster

    September 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    To paraphrase the Stephen Fry line I learned here, “What do we get if we’re good at our jobs?”

  68. 68.

    WereBear

    September 21, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    @lamh35: You have MADE my afternoon.

    And confirmed our recent joining of AARP. I did not jump in with them because of their behavior during the Bush administration. They had to make up for that :)

  69. 69.

    Suffern ACE

    September 21, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    @Rosalita: T Paw might have been fired for not making his quota.

  70. 70.

    Another Halocene Human

    September 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    @Zifnab: Were they screaming at congressmen, though?

    I was a whippersnapper in ’94 but I seem to recall the incivility consisted of snark on CSPAN, bill of rights cosplay without the tricornered hats (yet), and drudge and other bottom feeders serving up tasty helpings of insinuations and lies to a crowd of ninnies eager to hear it.

  71. 71.

    bemused senior

    September 21, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    @JR: You are right that the bonuses were the result of the primary wins (sorry, can’t remember where I saw that reported this morning), but IMHO it is another example of why 1) short term thinking is disastrous (the Rmoney primary strategy undoubtedly has led to his general election problems, per Ed Kilgore); and 2) money incentives tied to bad metrics don’t lead to good outcomes.

  72. 72.

    Bokonon

    September 21, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    @LD50: A truly competent GOP campaign would now be recording the names of all the people in the audience at the AARP speech that are booing Ryan, and would be quietly adding each of those people to the Terrorist Watch List.

    Don’t get on the wrong side of the GOP, or get placed on their enemies list.

  73. 73.

    Linnaeus

    September 21, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    At least under feudalism, the lords had a responsibility to perform military service and render protection to the serfs.

    That’s why it’s neofeudalism.

    Though it should be said that even in Ye Olde Middle Ages, the lords often tried to skirt their obligations to the serf class or abrogate their traditional rights. Serfs often had to – and did – fight back in their own ways.

  74. 74.

    cckids

    September 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    @Another Halocene Human:

    And the GOP broke the civility barrier in 2009, also, too

    This, x 1000. As that book they are so fond of says; “If you sow the wind, ye shall reap the whirlwind.” Eat dust assholes.

  75. 75.

    Triassic Sands

    September 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    In Romney’s world, the deserving few don’t raise a finger unless there is a big huge bonus involved. The undeserving are expected to work for $4/hr or $0.50/day, if only we’d get rid of that unproductive minimum wage. These guys didn’t learn a thing from Henry Ford.

  76. 76.

    JR in WV

    September 21, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Hey, JR, where ya from?

    I think I was here first, but no matter, plenty of room. Stay Pay, I like that. I can’t help but wish I had attended the AARP meeting. I’m a card carrying member, get a discount rate at hotels every time. And I can BOO as loud as anyone, learned at WVU football games when the refs stiffed the boys.

    Great that Mr Ryan got the welcome he deserved! What a pack of weasels! Willard the head weasel is getting the staff work he deserves, too. Lying liars like Lyin’ Ryan trying to work the old folks, who all know how to read! And do!

    These candidates are monsters, made of equal parts arrogance, greed, hate, and condescension. Glad I get to vote, wish I could do it more than once!

    Who should I call about doing phone work? My phone contract lets me make unlimited calls nation-wide, and I’m retired with a decent speaking voice, so I could spend a lot of time talking to folks who need to be prodded out to vote for their local Democratic candidates, and our President.

  77. 77.

    Juju

    September 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I don’t think Mitt is as good at managing money as he thinks he is. I would have screwed up his campaign for half that much money.

  78. 78.

    expat

    September 21, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    @Bokonon:

    What makes you think the vindictive bastards didn’t?

  79. 79.

    Triassic Sands

    September 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    @Juju:

    In the race to the bottom, I’ll settle for a third…(Caution: don’t counter with “a quarter,” because Mitt will think you mean $0.25 and hold you to it; after all, in Romney’s world overpaying a peon is the worst imaginable sin).

  80. 80.

    Nutella

    September 21, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    Mitt Romney’s campaign handed out more than $200,000 in bonuses last month to senior staffers

    and Pawlenty jumped ship a nanosecond after his bonus check cleared the bank.

    An excellent investment in employee retention! That’s what you get when you have an experienced businessman running the show.

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