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Poll Experiment

by @heymistermix.com|  October 17, 20129:23 am| 31 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

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Town Hall Debate Poll

The people who run the polls on Andrew Sullivan’s site asked us if we want to try one. Here’s how it works: You can answer the questions or submit a new one. If enough people hit “don’t care”, the question goes away. You have to sign up to ask a question, so maybe this isn’t as interactive as I thought.

Update: Here’s a link to the questions and results if you can’t scroll through them.

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    October 17, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Right now, it’s telling me that the results are 100% yes, 80% care. What is that supposed to mean?

  2. 2.

    PeakVT

    October 17, 2012 at 9:35 am

    I wanted to ask “Is freeping online polls fun?” but you need an account to post a question.

  3. 3.

    A moocher

    October 17, 2012 at 9:38 am

    The people who run the polls at he-who-shall-not-be-named’s site? No way am I clicking. Second hand cooties, does not want.

  4. 4.

    PopeRatzy

    October 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

    A load of bollocks.

  5. 5.

    John D

    October 17, 2012 at 9:44 am

    @dmsilev: Of the 80% who clicked yes or no, 100% clicked yes. 20% of people who clicked anything clicked “Don’t Care”.

  6. 6.

    amk

    October 17, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Oh boy, a poll about polls. Just what we fucking need.

  7. 7.

    mistermix

    October 17, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Yeah, I’m not thrilled with it so far. Once will be enough for me.

  8. 8.

    Schlemizel

    October 17, 2012 at 9:49 am

    What exactly would one be signing up to if one were to do so?

  9. 9.

    Schlemizel

    October 17, 2012 at 9:51 am

    BTW – I am slightly depressed (well, slightly MORE depressed than my usual amount) to learn that L’il Andys people of any kind speak with us.

    It suggests a certain level of social acceptance for the shit Andy excretes that I find distasteful

  10. 10.

    Chris from Arlington

    October 17, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I love the direction these questions are headed.

    Sully’s poll has questions whether or not the 47% or marajuana legalization or gay marriage should have been brought up. This poll has questions like “Would you punch Mitt Romney in his smug-ass face?” and “Should undecided voters be flogged.”

    Awesome. ^_^

  11. 11.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 17, 2012 at 9:56 am

    OK, this thing is FAIL on a number of levels, not the least of which is you can’t scroll back to see the previous questions.

  12. 12.

    Howard Beale IV

    October 17, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Where’s the fscking tax return question for Mitt?

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 17, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Gasping cod. Ha!

  14. 14.

    Maude

    October 17, 2012 at 9:58 am

    @Schlemizel:
    It’s almost offensive that they would even think to lower themselves to speak to BJ commenters.

    I don’t get out of the boat. Don’t need a poll. What happened during the debate last night was obvious, but not missed.

  15. 15.

    PeakVT

    October 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: Yeah, that’s annoying.

  16. 16.

    Julia Grey

    October 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

    How do you go back down and see what the results are on earlier polls?

    Oh, I see that’s already been asked.

    And not answered.

  17. 17.

    Schlemizel

    October 17, 2012 at 10:06 am

    @Maude:

    Lowering themselves? You mean like a crack whore would be lowering themselves to talk to a sober guy at the bus stop?

  18. 18.

    Chris from Arlington

    October 17, 2012 at 10:10 am

    @Villago Delenda Est and @Julia Grey Hover your mouse over the questions and scroll down. It works on Firefox at least.

  19. 19.

    Schlemizel

    October 17, 2012 at 10:11 am

    @Julia Grey:

    third me on this question. Is there a site for this or is it only appearing here on the BJ?

    Plus I’d like an answer to what it is that is being signed up as asked in
    @Schlemizel:

  20. 20.

    Tim F.

    October 17, 2012 at 10:12 am

    The ‘don’t care’ button seems not to work. On principle I will not answer compound questions that require you to agree to a debatable premise of the ‘stop beating your wife’ variety, but if I click ‘don’t care’ the next question does not proceed.

    Anyhow, the partisan questions seem like a waste of time, at least around here. Instead here’s a challenge for people who care to try this game further – see who can come up with a question that splits readers of this blog more or less evenly.

  21. 21.

    Southern Beale

    October 17, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Here was an interesting question:

    Should Romney be scored with a rusty pitchfork, dragged through broken light bulbs, dipped in sulfuric and fired from a cannon into a toxic waste dump?

    So, this thing is just begging to be freeped, am I right?

  22. 22.

    PeakVT

    October 17, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Ok, the question I wanted to ask was showing up again and I couldn’t click past it.

    So I went and cleared the cookies for the site and now I get the opportunity to re-answer all of the questions.

    How clueless of a developer do you have to be to not grasp that large numbers of netizens understand how cookies work?

  23. 23.

    Comrade Mary

    October 17, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Instead here’s a challenge for people who care to try this game further – see who can come up with a question that splits readers of this blog more or less evenly.

    Comrade Solomon asks: “Who’s your Mommy?”

  24. 24.

    Culture of Truth

    October 17, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Instead here’s a challenge for people who care to try this game further – see who can come up with a question that splits readers of this blog more or less evenly.

    “Is Tunch really a big softy or is he plotting something?”

  25. 25.

    RareSanity

    October 17, 2012 at 10:25 am

    You either get free information from me, without requiring me to “register” for anything…or, you give me something for free, that requires me register.

    That’s how the teh internets work!

    Fuck this “poll”…

  26. 26.

    Gromit

    October 17, 2012 at 10:32 am

    I think there’s a bug in the polling widget. It asks you to type in a question, which surprised me, and I did. Then it says you have to log in to submit a question, so I say “screw it” and move on to other things. I come back later, and it still shows my question, but it looks like it has been accepted, so I vote on it. When it shows the tally, the question changes to another one, and I think it put my answer into that tally.

  27. 27.

    raven

    October 17, 2012 at 10:55 am

    @RareSanity: Hey mon!

  28. 28.

    Jewish Steel

    October 17, 2012 at 11:09 am

    @Tim F.:

    see who can come up with a question that splits readers of this blog more or less evenly.

    Easy: Cats or dogs?

  29. 29.

    A moocher

    October 17, 2012 at 11:24 am

    @Jewish Steel: Buffy or Willow?

    Out of date, but so are we all.

  30. 30.

    BGinCHI

    October 17, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Let’s don’t become more like Sully. Infinity.

  31. 31.

    nellcote

    October 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    I don’t understand the poll or the poll results but was amused to see a question about pie.

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