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You are here: Home / Politics / Torture / Johnny Come Lately

Johnny Come Lately

by John Cole|  August 7, 20146:55 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Torture, Our Failed Media Experiment, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

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Isn’t this swell:

Given those changes, reporters urged that The Times recalibrate its language. I agreed. So from now on, The Times will use the word “torture” to describe incidents in which we know for sure that interrogators inflicted pain on a prisoner in an effort to get information.

What a bold stance. Now that we are allegedly no longer torturing (who the hell knows what the CIA is doing really, as they are quite clearly a rogue agency), and you can no longer suffer repercussions from the Bush/Cheney goon squad, NOW you are going make the editorial call. Thanks, guys!

it’s a good thing, but it took you a fucking decade?

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  1. 1.

    Roger Moore

    August 7, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    you can no longer repercussions from the Bush/Cheney goon squad

    Don’t be so sure about that. I’ve heard that Liz Cheney is very talented at breaking kneecaps.

  2. 2.

    Karen in GA

    August 7, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    Jesus Christ. Really?

  3. 3.

    Iowa Old Lady

    August 7, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    @Roger Moore: Geez. I dismiss Ann Coulter as your standard nasty grifter, but Liz Cheney makes a chill run down my spine.

    Also, spellcheck tried to make Ann Coulter into a grafter. Maybe some evil poison plant onto an apple tree.

  4. 4.

    piratedan

    August 7, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    @Roger Moore: i think the word you were looking for was credulity… when describing Liz Cheney

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    August 7, 2014 at 7:04 pm

    I’m glad to see the NYTimes adult up.

    And I am glad to see Senator John Walsh step aside as Montana Senate candidate. What a mess, but a better chance with another candidate. Montana is not as dreadful for Democrats as one might assume, and this one was tarnished beyond belief.

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    August 7, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    @Iowa Old Lady: She truly is her father’s daughter.

  7. 7.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    August 7, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    Between this and the AP’s behavior today:
    https://mobile.twitter.com/elonjames/status/497470914972614656

    I’m ready for heads on pikes.

  8. 8.

    mtiffany

    August 7, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    That’s one Village I wouldn’t mind burning in order to save…

  9. 9.

    Amir Khalid

    August 7, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    It’s hard to credit Baquet’s argument. Nothing in the terminology ever changed. The W administration’s claims that it did not torture were always bullshit, in the formal sense of the term. Inflicting pain to elicit information is torture now and it was plainly torture then; that’s why people called it that.

  10. 10.

    Hungry Joe

    August 7, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    Well, it’s in keeping with their earlier, equally bold decisions to use the word “lynching” to describe incidents in which they knew for sure that racist mobs hanged black people, and “Bundt cakes” to describe cakes that are baked in Brundts.

  11. 11.

    bliekker

    August 7, 2014 at 7:20 pm

    The Times? Well, they’ve decided all the dead Palestinians in Gaza are the fault of Hamas, so…

  12. 12.

    Keith G

    August 7, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Now that we are allegedly no longer torturing (who the hell knows what the CIA is doing really, as they are quite clearly a rogue agency),

    Well, we will learn more about the CIA once the Obama administration stops resisting promised transparency as it fights to be able to continue to “obscure key facts” about the torture program.

    This should be a no-brainer, but….

  13. 13.

    Hungry Joe

    August 7, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    Bundts.

    (Wouldn’t let me edit.)

  14. 14.

    jayjaybear

    August 7, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    There are more hen’s teeth scattered around than there is journalistic courage.

  15. 15.

    big ole hound

    August 7, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    Immoral means you know the difference between right and wrong and choose the latter. Amoral means you have no clue what is right or wrong. Which is the Cheney family?

  16. 16.

    PsiFighter37

    August 7, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    Better late than never? Maybe they could apologize for Judy fucking Miller while they’re at it.

  17. 17.

    Tom Levenson

    August 7, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    Hey, I haven’t got my dates at my fingertips, but it took the grey lady until the 1930s to switch away from “bandits” as the term to denote the Chinese Communist Party. That lot was many things…but bandits was a truly uninformative descriptor. The newspaper of record’s wheels grind sure, but exceedingly slow.

  18. 18.

    Joel

    August 7, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    Was never going to happen on Bill Keller’s watch.

  19. 19.

    danielx

    August 7, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    What a bold editorial stance, to call a spade a fucking shovel!

    Will wonders ever cease….

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    August 7, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    Should we laud progress or excoriate it for being too slow? They are going to use the correct term from now on. Good.

  21. 21.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 7, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    @PsiFighter37: They need to apologize for Jeff Gerth, too.

  22. 22.

    Roger Moore

    August 7, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    @big ole hound:
    I think the correct word for the Cheney family is “evil”.

  23. 23.

    some guy

    August 7, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    the Times is one of the most duplicitous news organizations in America. one act of cowardice down, 100s more to go.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    August 7, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    @Roger Moore

    Almost too tame a term for that lot.

    Sick, twisted, sadistic, malevolent, Manichaean sociopaths.

  25. 25.

    maya

    August 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    The NYT has always dressed right. My Republican father got all 8 lbs of it every Sunday. I never liked it because they didn’t have funny pages.
    All these years later I have come to realize I was wrong about that.

  26. 26.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Once again, it is certainly not the first time that a Democrat has fucked up, but when bad news emerges, our guys seem to be pretty good at resigning quickly and (usually) contritely. The Repugnants, OTOH, almost always seem to either deny and push back, or tearfully confess their sins to an admiring crowd of reporters and supporters (sorry for the redundancy), and go on to re-election.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    O/T, but it looks like it’s going to rain like a sumbitch here in about ten minutes. Raven, JPL, SIA, other metro ATL types, what do things look like over your way?

  28. 28.

    raven

    August 7, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: we’re hopin, it’s really dry

  29. 29.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    August 7, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    @Keith G:

    Obama administration stops resisting promised transparency

    Is this a reference to the promise to be the most transparent administration ever? Just noting that most transparent does not mean completely transparent. FTR, on this issue, I do side with wanting more rather than less information in the released report.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    The sky here is a really weird kind of yellow grey, and the wind is whipping up something fierce!

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    August 7, 2014 at 8:09 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    And reflexively attack and smear the character of any accusers (or of their family), sidestepping the substance of any accusations.

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    August 7, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    If anyone interested in the impending major weather mess here (some bands of rain preceding the storm already falling), a recent report.

  33. 33.

    raven

    August 7, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    @NotMax: I am, watch your topknot pilgrim.

  34. 34.

    JPL

    August 7, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I just had thirty minutes of thunder and lightening, then maybe fifteen minutes of rain. It has been so dry here, that I welcome it.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    August 7, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    @raven

    All set for hunker down mode. So long as the roof stays on, should be okay.

    Largest mall on the island closing at 3 p.m. today, all schools closed Thursday and Friday, bus service to be suspended by 5 this afternoon, airport closure likely around the same time, mayor has already put a state of emergency into place. Predicted power outages certainly a concern.

  36. 36.

    raven

    August 7, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    @NotMax: I read all the local papers online to see what’s what.

  37. 37.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2014 at 8:28 pm

    @NotMax: Yikes, please be cautious and report back when you can.

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 7, 2014 at 8:29 pm

    @JPL: Not a drop over here yet but my bones are creaking, so I figure it’s on the way.

  39. 39.

    NotMax

    August 7, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    @raven

    Dunno if you are aware of MauiWatch.

  40. 40.

    Cervantes

    August 7, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    @big ole hound: “Amoral” means “not within the ambit of moral sense,” or “not concerned with morality.”

    And yes, there’s always been an ample supply of it.

  41. 41.

    Roger Moore

    August 7, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):

    Is this a reference to the promise to be the most transparent administration ever?

    I think it’s a reference to the dispute between the Administration and Dianne Feinstein about redactions in the CIA torture report. Feinstein is upset, AFAIK about both the degree of redaction and because she thinks they’re trying to redact things in ways that change the meaning of the report. She’s refusing to release it until they scale back the redactions to what she sees as acceptable for security, not political cover.

  42. 42.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    August 7, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    @Roger Moore: I know the substance of the dispute; I was referring to the specific phrasing that Keith G used.

  43. 43.

    James E. Powell

    August 7, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    No doubt the NYT was emboldened by the fact that nearly everyone is focusing his wrath on Obama – for not stopping it, for stopping it, for refusing to talk about it, for talking about it. You know, electing a black president turned out to be a really handy thing for a lot of America’s total assholes.

  44. 44.

    Paul in KY

    August 8, 2014 at 7:51 am

    @NotMax: I think ‘cowardly’ also fits them.

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