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The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

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All About the Gotcha!

by John Cole|  October 14, 20145:50 pm| 204 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, DC Press Corpse, Our Failed Media Experiment

Great piece in the CJR by David Uberti:

All politics is local, as the old saying goes. But if Monday’s Kentucky Senate debate is any indication, the same can’t be said of political media coverage.

Democratic candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes made national headlines during the debate for again declining to share how she voted in previous presidential elections. At the same time, however, the Washington press corps barely covered a claim by incumbent Sen. Mitch McConnell that Obamacare, unpopular in Kentucky, could be repealed without dismantling Kynect, the popular statewide healthcare exchange funded through the law. McConnell’s argument is not only factually questionable, at best, but also seems to be of much more potential consequence to the state’s voters. Monday’s debate was the only televised face-off scheduled before the November election, and the imbalanced coverage calls into question the national media’s role in one of the most closely watched Senate races in the country.

Grimes’ non-answer received headline treatment on Web stories at CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN. The Washington Post devoted an entire piece to the refusal, which led the Associated Press’ story, and Politico and National Journal both listed it as their top takeaway of the debate. Such stories either omitted McConnell’s claim or played it down relative to Grimes’ comment. FoxNews.com mentioned only the latter, meanwhile, and The Wall Street Journal left McConnell’s statement as its story’s kicker, unchallenged.

Our media is failing us on a daily basis, particularly our political press (although the financial press is a close runner-up. There was an interesting interview with Matt Bai on TDS last night that discussed how functionally there is no difference between the writers at the Fix, Politico, etc., and TMZ:

It’s depressing.

Oh, btw- Taegan Goddard still won’t explain how his bullshit rending of garments about the Davis ad was just him saying it was “not effective.”

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Tuesday Afternoon / Evening Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 14, 20144:49 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, General Stupidity

We’ve got a big storm coming through that promises cooler temperatures on the other side. It’s supposed to plunge down to 74 degrees tonight with a high tomorrow of only 81, so it’s time to bust out the woolies.

But meanwhile, heavy, intermittent rain, which makes for wet, angry hens like Dorito here:

wet hen 024

She’s fluffier and prettier when dry. Also, it looks like there’s been feather-pulling in the ranks.

The chickens have plenty of covered spaces if they care to get out of the rain, but they’d apparently rather strut around in a downpour and cackle discontentedly. They’d fit right in at Balloon Juice!

Open thread.

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Hirsute Ocular Globes

by Betty Cracker|  October 14, 20141:16 pm| 193 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Politics, General Stupidity, Security Theatre

The trailer for Laura Poitras’ documentary about Edward Snowden, “Citizenfour,” is out:

Adam Weinstein at Gawker summed up my feelings about the Snowden controversy perfectly:

[W]hat troubles me about Snowden and his champions, just as surely as I’m troubled by the anti-Snowden crusaders and government-secrecy apologists: Their worlds are flattened landscapes of good and evil, and flatter us as the center of the frame, the potential victim—either our civil freedom is being siphoned from us, or our safety from anti-civilization attackers is. No space is permitted for both of these assertions to be a little true, or a little overblown.

That’s not to say there’s a moral equivalency between Snowden and the government. The most powerful nation in human history, possessed of the most sophisticated weaponry and surveillance technology ever known, always deserves a hairier eyeball than a smarmy libertarian programmer.

Exactly right. When this topic comes up here, it invariably turns into a poo-flinging melee about “personalities” – Snowden’s, Greenwald’s and the personal characteristics of opponents in comments. It’s another form of binary thinking. (Only here at the blog, all of the accusations are absolutely true!)

Anyway, my prediction is the documentary will be a flop. Not even Benadryl Pumpkinpatch could work box office magic on the WikiLeaks film last year. People don’t have time to worry about this kind of shit when Ebola is coming to breakfast.

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The NRA Will Kill Us All

by @heymistermix.com|  October 14, 20148:46 am| 193 Comments

This post is in: Gun nuts

The reason we don’t have a Surgeon General is because of the NRA, Blue Dogs and Republican intransigence:

The nominee, Dr. Vivek H. Murthy, an internist and political ally of the president’s, has come under criticism from the National Rifle Association, and opposition from the gun-rights group has grown so intense that it has placed Democrats from conservative states, several of whom are up for re-election this year, in a difficult spot.

Senate aides said Friday that as many as 10 Democrats are believed to be considering a vote against Dr. Murthy, who has voiced support for various gun control measures like an assault weapons ban, mandatory safety training and ammunition sales limits.

Of course it’s just taken as a given that Republicans will never support anything Obama does, so the 10 Blue Dogs who can’t stomach a Fox News second amendment shitstorm get the rap for blocking Murthy even though every single Republican would block Jesus H Christ, MD PhD if Obama nominated him. That said, the Senate is still in session. Why not confirm him now?

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Get the fainting couches

by David Anderson|  October 14, 20148:19 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

Deep South Republican officials are full of bullshit when providing estimates of Obamacare impact (via Charles Gaba)

South Carolina: ACA premiums to only go up 1% on average for 2015

Obamacare isn’t driving health insurance premiums through the roof in South Carolina.

In fact, individual plans sold through HealthCare.gov or directly by insurance companies should only increase by about 1 percent in this state next year.

That’s a relatively minor bump compared to some other states – and much lower than the 50 percent to 70 percent increase that South Carolina officials predicted a year ago.

Now let me look out the window and confirm that the sun comes up in the East while everyone else enjoys an open thread.

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Late Night Open Thread: The Cutting Ad

by Anne Laurie|  October 14, 20141:44 am| 59 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

As described in Cole’s post, next one down. Sharing is caring! Via Paul Constant, who adds:

… I have a response for President Reagan.These are nine words that are even more terrifying than his own, when it comes to an Ebola outbreak: “I’m from the government and you’re on your own.”

Also, would it be wrong to hope that some “fat lesbians” cornered Erick Erickson and gave him… the scare of his life?

… In a post for his RedState.com blog this morning, Erickson assails a new ad highlighting the GOP’s support for budget cuts that crippled the agencies charged with leading the response to Ebola. Over the weekend, National Institutes of Health director Dr. Francis Collins told the Huffington Post’s Sam Stein that 10 years of stagnant spending on the agency has “slowed down” critical research… A Democratic bill to boost the NIH’s budget to $46 billion by 2021 isn’t likely to advance anytime soon.

Erickson’s post, titled “Fat Lesbians Got All the Ebola Dollars, But Blame the GOP,” cites an NIH-funded study examining why lesbians confront higher rates of obesity; the research is in line with other demographic studies examining public health challenges, but Erickson seized on the study to wage a demagogic attack on the agency for frivolously “studying the propensity of lesbians to be fat.” He also attacked CDC research on gun violence and smoking cessation…

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I Suppose This is Also Beyond the Pale and the Nastiest Ad EVAH!

by John Cole|  October 13, 201411:30 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Our Failed Media Experiment

#GOP wants an "Ebola Czar" umm it's called the Surgeon General and you've blocked the nomination you dimwits. #SaveTheSenate

— John Joseph (@CAPolitics) October 14, 2014

Budget cuts may have been a minor contributor:

A liberal advocacy group is blaming Republicans for the Ebola crisis in a new ad that will first air on TV in Kentucky next weekend.

The Agenda Project released an ad online late Sunday that interlaces self-described “disturbing footages of the Ebola outbreak” with a mash-up of top Republicans — including those tied up in crucial midterm contests and potential 2016 candidates — saying the word “cut.” The ad describes how the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention saw its discretionary funding cut by $585 million from 2010 to 2014 and the National Institute for Health has faced $446 million in cuts during the same period.

The group plans to continue to play up public fears over the Ebola virus in the final weeks leading up to the midterms and will modify the ad with state-specific versions to hit Republican Senate candidates like Iowa’s Joni Ernst and North Carolina’s Thom Tillis who want to cut federal government spending, the group’s founder and president Erica Payne said.

Payne called the ad an “indictment” of Republican policies that have “led directly to thousands of deaths overseas” and said the ad is not “sensationalized” or “aggressive.”

SHAMELESS!

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