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Open Thread: All the Privileges, None of the Responsibilities

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20145:55 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Going Galt

six californias tim draper via nymag

Chewtoy for the bored BJ masses. Things have been so busy over the last couple weeks that I missed posting this earlier, but Kevin Roose at NYMag had fun with a late entry in the 2013 Libertarian “More Money Than Sense” sweeps…

Tim Draper, the third-generation venture capitalist and Silicon Valley money man behind companies like Skype, Hotmail, and Tesla Motors, is no stranger to throwing tons of money behind crazy-sounding ideas. A decade ago, he spent $15 million of his own money trying to pass a school-voucher program in California. When that failed, he launched the Draper University of Heroes, a wacky school for start-up aspirants that I wrote about earlier this year. Now, after leaving DFJ, the venture firm he co-founded, Draper has landed on his newest off-the-wall passion project: a legislative proposal to split California into six pieces, and make Silicon Valley its own state…

Draper’s five-page plan is a little light on details. But among the things it calls for:

  • Splitting California into Jefferson, North California, Central California, West California (which would include L.A.), South California, and Silicon Valley.
  • A plan to divide up California’s existing debts according to the number of people living in a given region, and assign the state’s assets to each new state based on the companies inside them.
  • Draper himself would get a new title, “agent of the state of California,” which would make him eligible to usurp California’s existing attorney general with a lawyer of his own choosing, for the purposes of defending the Six States plan…
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    …[I]t’s a passive-aggressive swipe at the less economically productive regions of California, cloaked in a measure that purports to be good for all citizens of the state. Tim Draper wants the protection afforded by the United States government, without having to submit to the taxes and regulatory slow-footedness coming out of Sacramento. He wants Silicon Valley to be independent enough to play around with drones and genetic engineering, but not so independent that it needs its own military….

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    Apart from thinking of all the better things you could do with Tim Draper’s money, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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    Good News From Guantanamo

    by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20144:50 pm| 45 Comments

    This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Security Theatre

    Charlie Savage, in the NYTimes:

    In what the Pentagon called a “significant milestone” in the effort to close the prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, the military announced Tuesday that the United States had transferred three Chinese detainees to Slovakia.

    The three were the last of 22 ethnic Uighurs from China who were captured after the American invasion of Afghanistan in 2001 and taken to Guantánamo…

    Their transfers to Slovakia, which the military said were voluntary, came days after Mr. Obama signed into law a new version of the annual National Defense Authorization Act. In that law, Congress extended restrictions on transferring Guantánamo detainees into the United States, but relaxed some restrictions on transferring them to other countries.

    In a statement he issued when he signed the bill on Thursday, Mr. Obama reiterated his belief that closing the Guantánamo prison was a good policy and suggested vaguely that some of the transfer restrictions might be unconstitutional constraints on his powers, echoing assertions he has made when signing previous versions of the law.

    “The detention facility at Guantánamo continues to impose significant costs on the American people,” Mr. Obama said. “I am encouraged that this act provides the executive greater flexibility to transfer Guantánamo detainees abroad, and look forward to working with the Congress to take the additional steps needed to close the facility.”

    Limited as this is, it’s progress. For context, couple weeks ago, the Miami Herald‘s Carol Rosenberg, who’s probably done more reporting on the ground at Guantanamo than anyone, talked with Rachel Martin on NPR:

    …MARTIN: As I understand it, there is a third group of people, those who have not been cleared for release but there’s not enough evidence to try them. How many are in that situation and what happens to them?

    ROSENBERG: There’s 46 of them. They’re called the indefinite detainees, or, as we call them, the forever prisoners. People who the panels and the taskforce of the Obama administration concluded are the enemy, are dangerous but not necessarily guilty of a crime. And we’re holding them kind of as war prisoners. And what happens to them is case by case they’ll get review, and that they will have the opportunity to argue that they’re not the enemy. And there’s these parole panels just getting started in which the forever prisoner and his lawyer, if he has one, can go before a representative of the Pentagon, the Justice Department, Homeland Security, the State Department and make an argument. And they can conceivably get off that forever prisoner list but it’s a long, slow process. And those are the people who they would most like to move to the United States because those are the people who will be the hardest to get out of Guantanamo any other way.

    MARTIN: Do you get a sense from those who work there and work on detainee issues that this is a prison that’s on its way to closing down? Is that the expectation?

    ROSENBERG: No. When you go to Guantanamo – and I go about once a month – there’s really no sign that this is going out of business any time soon. It’s an unpopular mission. The soldiers have rotations lined up through, I don’t know how many years out, and they have built a sprawling infrastructure of prison camps and dining facilities and headquarters. And you come and go and there really is no sign that anyone there thinks that this is the last month or the last year of the detention center complex.

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    DeBlasio Should Make Liberals Cower in Fear

    by @heymistermix.com|  January 1, 20142:01 pm| 210 Comments

    This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

    The Times’ lead “analysis” story on DeBlasio alternates between wondering how liberals will deal with the inevitable disappointment of DeBlasio’s failure to live up to his “tax the rich” (gasp!) liberal reputation, and worrying that he’ll ruin New York the way liberals ruined every city back in the sixties. A taste:

    His administration could be a redemptive moment for a national left whose policies were often blamed for the crumbling of urban centers in the 1960s and 1970s, yet has now started to reassert itself in smaller jurisdictions with bold new approaches on issues like income equality and poverty.

    But Mr. de Blasio must also grapple with the restraints placed on local executives: He is barred from unilaterally setting income tax policy, meaning he must persuade legislators in Albany and Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo to approve his proposal to raise taxes on the wealthy. And he has never experienced the day-to-day demands and compromises of managing an enterprise anywhere near the size of the city he will now lead.

    Even supporters excited about the prospect of a liberal mayoralty in New York are urging patience to the grass roots, and cautioning that the mayor will have to manage expectations of an audience to whom he promised sweeping change.

    And, by the way, fuck Cornel West, who gets the last word:

    “There’s got to be a connection between vision and speeches, and execution and policy,” Dr. West said. “Our beloved president — that brother gives beautiful speeches, but he is milquetoast oftentimes when it comes to execution.”

    Dr. West allowed himself a laugh. “We don’t want de Blasio going down that Obama lane, or we’ll be in trouble,” he said.

    The Times editor who let through “allowed himself a laugh” should be traded to the Wall Street Journal and forced to edit Peggy Noonan’s column.

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    Consumeriffic Open Thread

    by @heymistermix.com|  January 1, 201411:57 am| 80 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads

    vdayI have to give Target an A for preparedness on this one – I had to run to the store for a couple of things and saw this display. Happy New Year to all, and here’s a non-bowl game open thread.

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    College Bowl Game Open Thread

    by Betty Cracker|  January 1, 201411:25 am| 106 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

    Happy New Year, everyone. I hope you all are recovering nicely from last night’s festivities, and if you’re not, now’s a great time to get to know your sofa better. Lots of good games on today:

    2013-2014 bowl games - 1231 update

    Unfortunately for me, the three I’m most interested in are all on at the same time. Time to put new batteries in the remote.

    It’s raining cats and dogs in my neck o’ the woods. I’m glad I didn’t purchase Outback Bowl tickets.

    Open thread for sports talk or anything else.

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    And a Happy New Year to Everyone, aka THANK FUCKING FSM 2013 IS OVER

    by John Cole|  January 1, 20142:18 am| 157 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads

    So basically, in 2013, I lost my cat, I lost my car, I lost my will to blog, and I totally lost my grounding, and were it not for my special doggy friend with her bullet shaped head and alligator lips and bulgy eyes and wet nose with whiskers all askew and her ability to lie underneath the covers with me for hours on end, I may have just said fuck it all. I don’t want to tempt fate, but I think I should be up for a pretty solid 2014. I mean, if it is as bad or worse, at least I know I have the start of a kickass country music song ready to be written.

    Everyone is passed out all over the place, and I went over to the cat tree to take a pic of Steve for this post, and he came out to pose, let me take a couple pics, there was some heavy petting, and then he went back into his cat cave in the tree. He really does love this tower. Speaking of, here is Steve wishing you all a Happy New Year:

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    Happy New Years, juicers.

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    Open Thread: Happy 2014

    by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 201412:27 am| 41 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads


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    From Wikipedia’s entry on Hogmanay:

    It is suggested that the full forms

    Hoginanaye-Trollalay/Hogman aye, Troll a lay (with a Manx cognate Hop-tu-Naa, Trolla-laa)
    Hogmanay, Trollolay, give us of your white bread and none of your gray

    invoke the hill-men (Icelandic haugmenn, cf Anglo-Saxon hoghmen) or “elves” and banishes the trolls into the sea (Norse á læ “into the sea”). Repp furthermore makes a link between Trollalay/Trolla-laa and the rhyme recorded in Percy’s Relics Trolle on away, trolle on awaye. Synge heave and howe rombelowe trolle on away, which he reads as a straightforward invocation of troll-banning…

    Here’s to a healthy & prosperous 2014 for all!

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