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In Search of Medical Advice (Not Really)

by Rose Judson|  September 28, 20252:20 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Healthcare, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Assholes, It's Totally Not Eugenics, The Horrors

Does anyone know how I can contact the president? The Child, who has autism, spiked a fever today and I am concerned about giving her asceda… asceta… paracetamol, as the Brits call it. She has a very hardy constitution and this is probably only the seventh or eighth time she’s had a fever in her life. Will giving her paracetamol activate a new autistic interest? I find most of them charming: moths, snakes, practical effects used in the first dozen or so Godzilla movies, Anne Boleyn. But I worry that she might start trying to build a nuclear reactor in our garden shed or worse, get really into trains, and I can’t afford the time or money involved with either of those hobbies. Pokemon nearly broke me.

A white girl with long dark hair wearing pink sunglasses, a Pokemon-themed mask, and brown pointy Eevee ears, looks at the camera on a sunny urban street
The Child c. 2021, during her peak Pokemon phase

Conversely, if I do give her paracetamol, is there a way I can manipulate the dosage to seed a special interest that would benefit me, such as a love of folding the laundry? Or does the fact that I exercised a lot while pregnant and/or had her vaccinated according to a schedule—apparently these could both be how I “gave” her autism—negate all this? I just don’t want to mess her up anymore than I already have, because, as we know, autism is the worst possible condition and her life is basically ruined because of it, according to these motherfuckers.

As you’re all aware, I live abroad, so if I missed another key press conference by the president or the amazing talking garbage disposal currently in charge of HHS this week, do let me know.

And apologies for not checking in for a while; my work life has been fucking insane since late July.

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Late Night Open Thread: Everything That Rises Must Converge

by Anne Laurie|  September 19, 202512:21 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, War On Drugs, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, social media

I thought "space x cocaine" was just a euphemism for ketamine

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— Goatlady 🐐 (@wolvendaughter.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM

Yeah, I was pretty dubious too…

An Australian pilot has been killed after his plane carrying almost 200kg of cocaine wrapped in fake SpaceX packaging crashed into a sugarcane field in Brazil, local media reported.

Authorities said the pilot was found dead outside the aircraft after it crashed in Coruripe, an area on Brazil’s tropical coastline, according to G1 Globo…

Local media said between 180kg and 195kg of cocaine was found in the aircraft. More than 187 packets of cocaine were found with what appeared to be fake SpaceX packaging – a company run by billionaire Elon Musk.

The drugs were taken to the Integrated Public Security Centre in Coruripe, according to local media. Federal police did not say where the plane took off from or where it was headed, according to G1, but the aircraft was carrying extra fuel tanks, which raised suspicion that the plane was travelling a long distance…

It is believed that the aircraft was using Alagoas as a stopover on an international drug trafficking route, Em Tempo Noticias said. Investigations are also looking into whether the pilot was familiar with air routes within Brazil.

The plane was registered to Zambia, according to the Daily Mail, although it had been operating in Brazil for at least two years. No flight details were recorded…

Space X can't even keep their cocaine from crashing!

— pcrritesgood.bsky.social (@pcrritesgood.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM

But the story has been sufficiently widespread that Snopes has been forced to take an interest — “Unpacking reports of SpaceX-branded cocaine found in Brazilian plane crash”:

… Users on social media platforms such as Facebook (archived), X (archived), YouTube and Instagram (archived) shared the claims, further purporting the crash site suggested the flight path was along a known drug-trafficking route. The popularity of the rumors led Snopes readers to email us, questioning the veracity of the claim.

We have opted not to give this claim a rating as Snopes was unable to verify any of the reports first-hand. We’ve reached out to SpaceX and the Alagoas Civil Police — law enforcement authorities in the state where Coruripe is located — for comment and will update this article if we hear back…

On Sept. 15, a report by Australian news outlet news.com.au said the pilot was identified as an Australian man from the state of Victoria. The pilot was further identified as 46-year-old Australian businessman Timothy James Clark, according to The Daily Mail…

Snopes was unable to independently verify these reports but will update this article if more information becomes available.

Space-X Cocaine: "It's safer than our rockets."

— Kevin (@ckstoopkid.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM

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Late Night Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  May 24, 20255:04 am| 105 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

Seems appropriate. She is covering the Biggest Loser.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM


 

i continue to think that one of the lasting images that will dog this administration for the next four years is likely to come from this parade

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) May 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM


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we talked about this on a recent NORMAL MEN episode, but keep in mind that planning for the inauguration takes several months, all of this has been extremely rushed and will have predictable consequences

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) May 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM


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like, i'm sure city planners, the parks department, and the corps of engineers are doing everything they can to avoid disaster, but large-scale event planning like this is very complicated and rushing things means missing things

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) May 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM


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I really, really don't think they've thought this one through.
A parade in D.C.? Where literally 90% of the city hates your fucking guts?

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM


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This has never happened before. MAGA never shows up. Why do you think they had a private swearing in? It's because the crowd was going to be tiny.
There were all the D.C. area "MAGA" parties after Trump got into office and they were tiny and humiliating.

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— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM

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they're talking about something like 6K-7K military personnel vs. what could potentially be a quarter million or more protestors

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) May 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM


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The protestors will be everywhere but DC. Deliberately not having any there as part of No Kings.

— Sarah Birnbaum (@sarahvb.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM

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Grim Grey Dawn Open Thread: Eternities of Anhedonia

by Anne Laurie|  February 17, 20255:12 am| 122 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

illiteracy is a genuine problem

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— BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) February 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM

I mean this is the guy who named his surveillance and intelligence company after the lying orb that drives its owner mad

— Brendan O’Kane (@bokane.org) February 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM

Maybe Thiel just wants the rest of us to be as miserable as he seems to be?

Type of Guy (actual, observed): “I don’t really like books, or sports, or films, or paintings, or music, or dance, or sports, or food, or wine, or pets, or people. I want to live forever.”

— Eric Rauchway (@rauchway.bsky.social) February 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM

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Entitled Idiots Who Should Be Thanking Immigrants Instead Spreading Horseshit

by @heymistermix.com|  September 14, 20242:37 pm| 219 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

While the functionally useless political press was breathlessly repeating the pet-eating lie, and chin-scratching thoughtfully about whether it would alter the horserace, it took independent journalism site to track down the origin of that blood libel to a couple of Karens on Facebook in Springfield, Ohio: (via LGM)

NewsGuard identified and tracked down the two people central to the claim: Erika Lee, the Springfield resident who wrote the original Facebook post, and Kimberly Newton, the neighbor who had provided her with a third-hand account of the rumor, making Lee’s social media post a fourth-hand account: the alleged acquaintance/cat owner; Newton’s friend; Newton; and Lee, who posted it on Facebook.

In exclusive interviews, NewsGuard spoke both with Lee, a 35-year-old hardware store worker who has lived in Springfield for four years, and Newton, her neighbor and a 12-year resident of Springfield. The interviews reveal just how flimsy and unsubstantiated the rumor was from the beginning — based entirely on third hand hearsay. Yet it quickly gained traction and, remarkably, found its way to Trump’s lips on a national stage.

“I’m not sure I’m the most credible source because I don’t actually know the person who lost the cat,” Newton said about the rumor she had passed on to her neighbor, Lee, the Facebook poster. Newton explained to NewsGuard that the cat owner was “an acquaintance of a friend” and that she heard about the supposed incident from that friend, who, in turn, learned about it from “a source that she had.” Newton added: “I don’t have any proof.”

That adds up to three people with no firsthand knowledge of the allegedly victimized cat: Newton’s “friend,” Newton, and then her neighbor Lee. Or perhaps it’s four people if we count the “source” that Newton says her “friend” relied on.

Lee says she’s a “Democrat who voted for Trump”, because of course she is, and also shared this:

“I think it was two years ago now, I went to the [Bureau of Motor Vehicles] to renew my license or my tags. I can’t remember, but I was sitting in the BMV, and the only way I know to describe it is I felt like … I was transported, because all around me it was people talking a different language. … I felt like I was the minority,” she said.

There we have it.  Anyway, why does Lee even have a job in a hardware store in Springfield?  Because of Haitians.  The town was in the post-industrial death spiral until immigrants showed up to do jobs that locals wouldn’t or couldn’t do:

When Haitian immigrants began trickling into Springfield to work in local produce packaging and machining factories in 2017, some thought the new residents could help the city regain its former vigor as a once-thriving manufacturing hub. Once home to major agricultural machinery companies in the mid-20th century, Springfield has lost a quarter of its population since the 1960s.

[…] Haitians and immigrants from Central American countries have been in high demand at Springfield’s Dole Fresh Vegetables – where they’ve been hired to clean and package produce – and at automotive machining plants whose owners were desperate for workers due to a labor shortage in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic.

The vast majority of Haitians are legal immigrants because they’ve received a temporary, renewable 18-month permit to live in the US.

There are legitimate issues in a town of 60,000 when it tries to absorb 15,000 immigrants — schools and healthcare are stretched, and housing is scarce. Medicaid rolls, for example, have swelled, probably because the jobs the Haitians are taking don’t pay a living wage.  But is it better to have a dying town full of desperation and sadness, or a growing town that’s struggling to incorporate hard-working immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves?

I really hope this issue comes up at the Vance/Walz debate, because the racism that Trump and JD are tapping ignores the fact that immigration has revitalized small towns across the midwest.  Look at any town that has a plant with jobs no white person wants (like meat packing), and you’ll find immigrant communities.  Here’s a great example in the tiny town of Worthington, MN, in Tim Walz’ district.  And just look at this (via Jeff T.)

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I don’t know how you do dozens of Cletus safaris and miss the biggest story of the last few decades in the small-town midwest:  immigrants are saving those areas because they’re a great workforce that wants to share in American prosperity.  I guess the intrepid DC reporters missed that fact because the immigrants are just quietly doing their jobs, while the Karens are making up stories on Facebook.

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Monday Night Open Thread: Proud to Be A Democrat, And Also Snarky

by Anne Laurie|  December 4, 20236:43 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

I thought my ethically-challenged colleague @BobMenendezNJ could use some encouragement given his substantial legal problems.

So, I approached a seasoned expert on the matter to give ‘Bobby from Jersey’ some advice. pic.twitter.com/y8iX55EyNi

— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) December 4, 2023

It’s gloriously real, per Business Insider:

Former Rep. George Santos finally made history last week when he was expelled from Congress. Now he’s made history again, as the first former congressperson to be used by Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania to troll Sen. Bob Menendez of New Jersey via Cameo.

“I thought my ethically-challenged colleague @BobMenendezNJ could use some encouragement given his substantial legal problems,” Fetterman wrote on X. “So, I approached a seasoned expert on the matter to give ‘Bobby from Jersey’ some advice.”

An attached video shows Santos giving advice to “Bobby from Jersey” about how to stay strong…

A Fetterman spokesman told Business Insider that Santos posted the Cameo just 16 minutes after it was requested. The spokesman said that with taxes, fees, and an extra charge to deliver it within 24 hours, the Cameo cost Fetterman $343.20.

“We did not expect to get it back so fast,” the spokesman said.

Menendez has been accused by federal prosecutors of taking bribes, including over $480,000 in cash, in exchange for secretly aiding the Egyption government.

Menendez has denied the allegations…

I was aware that Philly and Jersey pols did not always play nice with each other, but this is top-tier snark.

bought a cameo from george santos but now my credit card has charges from hermes, sephora, and onlyfans??? https://t.co/HtGlTMQHX6

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 4, 2023

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Sunday Night Funnies Open Thread (Extremely On-Line Social Media Edition)

by Anne Laurie|  September 17, 20239:06 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, The War On Women, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Assholes, Bitter Despair is the New Black

"Banality is like entropy; everything collapses into it in the end. And so the organization premised on relentless self-congratulation for the capacity to offend leaves us with this: respect mothers." https://t.co/KeUAKwDkoe

— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) September 17, 2023

Yes, you *have* heard the name Bari Weiss before, at least if you’ve skimmed the posts sharing my unhealthy compulsion to mock Bari and all her cronies. On the other hand, their ‘ideas’ are so weightless and insubstantial that perhaps they slide off your minds, unregretted.

It’s the end of the weekend, after one chaotic week and facing into another, and mocking the deserving is as much energy as we can spare… (Bonus: Elon Musk’s most mock-worthy ex!) From Kerry Howley at NYMag, “Scenes From the End of the Sexual Revolution”:

The question “Has the Sexual Revolution Failed” contains within itself a number of other questions (failed at what? Failed whom? Why are we talking about this?), precisely none of which were answered Wednesday night at the Ace Hotel in downtown Los Angeles, where 1,600 plaid-skirted e-girls and be- khakied normies and the aspiring canceled paid as much as $165 a seat to hear a British ideologue, a deft Dimes Square shape-shifter, an ex-Muslim podcaster, and Techno Mechanicus’s mother debate the resolution. You can’t really fault the organizer, even if the organizer was Bari Weiss. It ought to have worked. An ill-defined proposition, half of Red Scare, a random British lady very upset about BDSM, and Grimes? No notes…

The alt-right’s inchoate longing for sexual repression in the absence of religion remains mysterious. Fifty-six percent of the audience, polled beforehand by text at an event featuring four ambitious women and moderated by a queer married media mogul, agreed that the sexual revolution had “failed.” The debate was drawn from Louise Perry’s book, serviceably titled The Case Against the Sexual Revolution, which takes as its presumed reader an extremely credulous liberal raised up in isolation from any information beyond the feminist blogosphere circa 2004 and who needs to be informed, at truly extraordinary length, that men are, on average, physically stronger than women. Women have been pressured to “fuck like men,” a situation that leaves alpha males very happy but all women depressed, abused, vulnerable, and commodified. If there is nothing here that went unsaid by Kay Hymowitz or Christina Hoff Sommers in the dark heyday of the hookup-culture think piece, at least everything sounds better in a British accent.

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