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This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

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Democracy is not a spectator sport.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

You cannot shame the shameless.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

So many bastards, so little time.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

When we show up, we win.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

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Today in Wretched People

by John Cole|  October 5, 20144:01 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Go Fuck Yourself, Sociopaths

Sweet jeebus.

Plus, you could use the medical savings for more tax cuts for the rich.

Today in Wretched PeoplePost + Comments (103)

Open Thread

by @heymistermix.com|  October 5, 201411:42 am| 147 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I assume professional football is still played in this country, right?

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Do You Want to be a Polyester Bride?

by @heymistermix.com|  October 5, 20149:18 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: The War On Women

Here’s Rick Snyder’s ad appealing to the ever-fickle under-25 bridezilla demographic. Do you think Bob Shrum has switched sides?

(via Dan Savage — click on that link to see a group of links explaining how Republicans are still at war on women. I’m still having trouble with the yuck factor of a 56 year-old man putting out a video where a 21 year-old is picking out the dress to marry him.)

Update: As dmsilev pointed out in the comments, there are a whole series of these ads. You can find them on the College Republican YouTube channel, where a bride is saying “yes” to Bruce Rauner, Tom Corbett, Asa Hutchinson, Bob Beauprez and Rick Scott, in addition to Snyder. It’s hard to decide which is the creepiest, but I’m going to go with Corbett.

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Sunday Garden Chat: The End Is Near

by Anne Laurie|  October 5, 20144:52 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

marvel oct 14 BareGarden1

From loyal commentor Marvel:

I hope that the end of the Hectic Season finds you happy and ready for a break from gardening.

There’s still armloads of fresh fruit & vegetables littering every countertop hereabouts (and plenty of peas & other Fall crops patiently waiting it out under cover out back), but we’ve processed the last of the tomato paste/sauce; canned all of this year’s plum jelly, cran-apple sauce and spiced grape/apple juice; frozen the last of the peppers; stored all the potatoes and tucked all the cabbages & cauliflower into crispers galore.

We’re pulling up spent crops and readying newly-vacated beds for next year’s planting. Soon we’ll clean our tools & put away the freezing & canning supplies, happy to have seen another wonderful, robust growing season (and frankly, happy to sit down for a minute or two — sheesh!).

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Here in New England, it’s been mizzling down since Tuesday, and Fall has most definitely fallen. Assuming the weatherpersons are correct that the sun will finally emerge this afternoon, I’ll be taking down the last of the tomato ladders…

What’s going on in your gardens this week?

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Late Night Open Thread: Stop Helping, Maher

by Anne Laurie|  October 4, 201411:29 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Religious Nuts, Assholes

From the ripples I’m seeing on the sane side of the Twittersphere, looks like the Wingnut Wurlitzer has found itself another “convert” — they’re sure that Bill Maher finally understands The Truth About Ragheads Muslims. Look how the weak-sister Hollywood lie-bral is shouted down by the Righteous! Of course, from Maher’s (and Sam Harris’s) perspective, it’s just one more proof that all religious people are dupes at best and monsters at worst, but their gleeful embrace of ISIS=TRUE HEART OF ISLAM is a gift to the xenophobes that will be all over Facebook no later than tomorrow afternoon.

Me, I stand with Ben Affleck… or even, less enthusiastically, with Michael Steele. (Not a phrase I’d ever expected to write.) It doesn’t take “religion” to make some people hunger after murder — strict rationalists like Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger have certainly done all they could do to demonstrate that. If your robust defense of “secularism” puts you on the same cheer team as Bill Kristol’s worthless son-in-law, it’s time to reconsider your premises.

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Not-Football Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 4, 20147:22 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This is a monster day for college football fans (see below). But here’s a playground for those who don’t give a rat’s ass.

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Football Open Thread

by @heymistermix.com|  October 4, 201411:55 am| 173 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Looks like it’s time.

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