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Measuring Up In The Treasure State

by Zandar|  December 15, 201410:13 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, The War On Women, Bring on the Brawndo!, Meth Laboratories of Democracy

If it seems that the new dress code for Montana’s state legislature is a throwback to the days of Mad Men, it’s because it’s a throwback to the days of Mad Men.

Montana has never been known as a black-tie place. Governors wear cowboy boots and bolo ties, and people joke that a tuxedo is a pair of black jeans and a sport coat. But this winter, when lawmakers arrive at the State Capitol, they will have to abide by a new dress code: No more jeans. No casual Fridays. And female lawmakers “should be sensitive to skirt lengths and necklines.”

Republican leaders who approved the guidelines say they are simply trying to bring a businesslike formality to a State Legislature of ranchers, farmers and business owners that meets for only four months every other year. But the dress code has set off a torrent of online mockery, and is being pilloried by Democratic women as a sexist anachronism straight from the days of buggies and spittoons.

“The sergeant-at-arms could be standing there with a ruler, measuring hemlines and cleavage,” said Jenny Eck, a Democratic House member.

Ms. Eck said she was leaving a health care forum in Helena, the capital, on Monday when one of her Republican colleagues peered at her and told her that he was glad to see she was dressed appropriately.

“It just creates this ability to scrutinize women,” Ms. Eck said. “It makes it acceptable for someone who’s supposed to be my peer and my equal to look me up and down and comment on what I’m wearing. That doesn’t feel right.”

Yeah, commenting on a female colleague being dressed appropriately isn’t creepy as hell or anything. Republicans sure like to re-live the “good old days” whenever possible, when women were “dressed appropriately” and stuff.  Why don’t you find that cute new young page and swat her ass hello while you’re at it, guys.

Jesus.

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Fake or Real?

by @heymistermix.com|  December 15, 20149:05 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

One of these is a parody, one is not:

  1. Dick Cheney Says Forced Rectal Feedings Were for “Medical Reasons”
  2. Cheney Calls for International Ban on Torture Reports

I’d say it was a case of pumphead but he’s been thinking this way for decades.

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18 hours to get off your ass

by David Anderson|  December 15, 20147:47 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance

That is all.

The federal Healthcare.gov exchange closes enrollment for coverage that starts on January 1, 2015 at 11:59pm Pacific time tonight.  If you are insured on the Exchange, and have not renewed, please go in and make sure you are reasonably happy with your coverage today.  If you have been putting off getting insurance, this is the end of procrastinating time.

Several of the state exchanges have open enrollment periods that go for another couple of days.  But I am betting the federal deadline will be a firm deadline (I’m so confident, I have a cup coffee riding on it against my cube row where everyone else is convinced their will be a general 24 to 48 hour extension.)

So if you are intending to buy insurance this year, do so today.

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Very Early Morning Open Thread

by Sarah, Proud and Tall|  December 15, 20142:57 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Well, that was an odd day.

My office is in the Sydney CBD. Like most buildings in the city, mine spent much of the day in lockdown – no one in and no one out – all because of some dickhead with a gun, a flag and a grudge.

The Lindt Cafe is a regular stopping off point for Sydney lawyers – the building which houses the Supreme, Federal and High Courts is just down the road. Like most Sydney residents, I’ve spent the day in “could have been me, could have been my friends” mode.

The hostages seem to be escaping (or are being released) in dribs and drabs. Those poor people – I can’t even imagine. I hope this is going to have a happy ending.

Gun violence is not something that happens over here very often, and Australians’ experience of terrorism (certainly Islamic terrorism) [ETA – not that it’s in any way clear that that is what this is] has almost all taken place on foreign soil. There’s going to be some serious flow-on effects for this country, whatever the outcome.

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Sunday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 14, 201410:35 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The day started off with me pouring hot water into coffee grounds in my French press, waiting five minutes and pouring it into my mug. Anyone notice a missing step there?

I am happy to report the day got better, as the Steelers won, WVU basketball won, and now I am watching Marco Polo on Netflix. Still need to watch the latest tv show from Jon Rogers, the Librarians, and will get around to that soon. This makes me laugh every time I see it:

hooman

What is going on down your way?

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Sunday Evening Open Thread: One Important Common Factor

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 20148:37 pm| 97 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Kochsuckers, Open Threads, Assholes

Huh. I did not know that the Cato Institute was originally called the Charles Koch Foundation! http://t.co/vvz1TZzS9Q

— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) December 14, 2014

Seems like in America there are 3 groups of libertarians: 1. Philosophy nerds, 2. Rich people, and 3. Neo-Confederates. Am I missing any?

— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) December 14, 2014


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… They’re all douchecanoes.
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What’s on the agenda as we wrap up the weekend?

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Long Read: “How One Lawyer’s Crusade Could Change Football Forever”

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 20144:43 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Sports

Meant to post this earlier, but I assume it’s still relevant. From Michael Sokolove, at the NYTimes:

There are 1.27 million lawyers in the United States, one for about every 300 Americans — about 400,000 more of them than there are doctors. Their work is rarely glamorous, and especially for those just starting out in the profession, it can be grinding and repetitive. Jason Luckasevic, hired out of law school in 2000 by a firm in Pittsburgh, passed the bar exam on his first try and was quickly sworn in to practice. The ceremony, such as it was, took place on a Thursday in a clerk’s office, rather than in a courtroom in front of family and friends, because his bosses needed him to get started. The following Monday morning, he drove to Johnstown, about 90 minutes away, where he spent the day taking depositions from former employees of an enormous steel plant that had exposed them to asbestos. Late that afternoon, he climbed back into his Honda Civic and headed home. He repeated this routine for the next six months, five days a week, racking up some 400 depositions and about 20,000 miles on the road…

As Luckasevic was getting started on his legal career, his older brother, Todd, was in his medical residency at the Allegheny County medical-examiner’s office, working under a forensic pathologist named Bennet Omalu. The Nigerian-born doctor spent some Thanksgivings with the extended Luckasevic clan. He and the Luckasevic brothers sometimes went out for beers together or to hockey games. Luckasevic found Omalu to be good company, “an easy guy to be around, even though you could tell he was brilliant or even a genius.”

In 2002, Omalu performed an autopsy on Mike Webster, a former Pittsburgh Steelers offensive lineman and a member of pro football’s Hall of Fame. Webster was just 50 when he died, and he spent the last years of his life suffering from dementia, at times living in his pickup truck. When Omalu studied Webster’s brain in his laboratory, he noted a degeneration of tissue and other markers of decline usually present only in people decades older or sometimes in boxers suffering from “punch drunk” syndrome. Over the next few years, he autopsied five other former N.F.L. players, none of them old, and saw the same patterns: tangled brain tissue and the accumulation of tau protein, a characteristic of Alzheimer’s disease.

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