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You are here: Home / Open Threads / NFL Early Game Open Thread

NFL Early Game Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 20161:00 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports, Assholes

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I’m not going to pick a team today because, as yesterday showed, I’m clearly a jinx.

Turned on the TV to hear the pre-game and landed on CNN, where Jake Tapper was interviewing Trump. I’m not a fan of Tapper, who is a sanctimonious sumbitch. He made a fool of himself over PBO’s alleged fall from the non-smoking bandwagon, IMO.

Well, it looks like the incident where Trump mocked the NYT reporter who has a disability is Tapper’s current hobbyhorse, and after taking Trump’s campaign flak on over it a few weeks ago, he grilled Trump about it today.(Obviously Trump’s appalling behavior is a legit target of Tapper’s ire, unlike PBO’s ciggies.)

Trump made up a laughably obvious lie, insisting that he was mimicking a person “groveling” rather than doing what he was clearly doing. Just a big, fat whopper.

Anyway, fuck that lying sack of shit. It’s football time!

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  1. 1.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    A field like the women’s world cup.

  2. 2.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Get to watch for and hour and forty five minutes, go do the silly “Frozen Gnome” jump in the outdoor pool and run back home.

  3. 3.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    Dang
    Double dang

  4. 4.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 17, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    Sorry I stepped on you there, Miss Betty!

  5. 5.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Maybe it will give the people that find it important to tell everyone how much they dislike football somewhere to go vent.

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): No worries! Football fans will scroll!

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Well that was a stupid decision.

  8. 8.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Shit

  9. 9.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Setting the table for a fabulous comeback!

  10. 10.

    Heliopause

    January 17, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    I’m clearly a jinx.

    Must be why you plastered an enormous Seahawks logo up there.

    I have a feeling this is the end of the line for them. They’ve shown flashes of their old selves this season but no consistency, and nothing but a completely clean effort will work today, and they’re already in a huge hole.

  11. 11.

    TaMara (BHF)

    January 17, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    @raven: Maybe later, if I have time, I’ll put up a movie thread and really keep them out of your hair.

  12. 12.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    Great googly-moogly!

  13. 13.

    debit

    January 17, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    The season ended for me when the Vikings shit the bed, but I will admit happiness at hearing the Packers lost. Sorry, Betty.

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack

    January 17, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    In this case, flack, not flak.

    Lines for today’s games: Carolina is favored by 2½ over Seattle; Denver is favored by 7 over Pittsburgh.

  15. 15.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Wooo Hooo!

  16. 16.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    I think CAR has been mostly over-achieving against a pretty soft schedule and is not as good as a one loss team should probably be. However, I have no faith in the SEA offense at this point of the season. Their D is still aggressive but don’t think they can overcome a very poor showing by the SEA O.

  17. 17.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    How do you have to wait until after the game has started to figure out you have the wrong cleats? You don’t cut in warm-ups?

  18. 18.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Oh Shit! Call the FD, Seahawk fans’ hair is just ready to go in flames! Darrell Bevel get your goat horns!

  19. 19.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    I may not even have to dvr this.

  20. 20.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    @Heliopause: Just so no one will think a) you’re hallucinating, or b) I’m a frontrunner fan, I’ll note that I DID have a logo image in the post, but thanks to the vagaries of TurdPress, it wasn’t displaying correctly, so I deleted it. You’re probably right about the Seachickens — it’s not looking good for them so far. But I hope they come back and beat the Panthers.

  21. 21.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I don’t see the images half the time?

  22. 22.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Well, at least the kids in the end zone section are collecting some footballs. Le sigh…

  23. 23.

    Anoniminous

    January 17, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Finished with chores and thought I’d take a look at the score before seeing if the game is being streamed.

    Quarter the Second: 21 – 0

    Guess I won’t bother.

  24. 24.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Jeebus

  25. 25.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    @raven: I never used to have a problem with images, but lately, it’s a hassle. Sometimes it swaps out the one I designated for some random file in the media library. Sometimes it uploads things sideways.

    ETA: Oh, Christ on a beanbag, picked off again!

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    God how I can not stand Finnegan. That old goat sack POS.

  27. 27.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    It was hilarious foreshadowing how Aikman had *just* finished saying how normally this early you can’t say a drive is so important but this one certainly is.

  28. 28.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    @Betty Cracker: It’s the twitter one’s especially. I’ll see the post but not the image, then it will just pop up.

  29. 29.

    Heliopause

    January 17, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Getting beat physically and blowing coverages. Can’t survive both.

    I’ll just throw it out right now that blown coverages have been a big problem for the Seahawks this season. Not sure if it’s the new defensive coordinator doing something wrong or other teams finally noticing something to exploit or just coincidence, but simple blown coverage cost them at least two games. Today it’s already cost them but mostly they’re just flat and Carolina is bringing everything they’ve got.

  30. 30.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    The defense actually looked OK there.

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    Why is that suburban white woman throwing gang signs at McDonald’s?

  32. 32.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    If it was a fight they’d stop it!

  33. 33.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    Just no protection for Wilson all day.

  34. 34.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Thank goodness tomorrow is MLK day! A good number won’t be around on the train. Then there is UW Basketball.. er…Mariner(or is it Tacoma Rainiers diguised as Mariners) baseball..er..Seattle Storm!

  35. 35.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Talk Radio will be fun tomorrow, can’t wait for the first trade/cut Russell Wilson tirade(yeah some fans in the area are that dumb)

  36. 36.

    Heliopause

    January 17, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee:

    Seattle Sonics.

  37. 37.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    @raven: Yeah, that happens to me too. I suspect it’s a glitch related to the interface between TurdPress and Twitter. It’s super annoying when you go to click something and the embedded images pick that nanosecond to appear, then you get shuttled involuntarily to Twitter. I’ll usually do a screen grab of a tweet instead of embedding it to escape that annoyance.

  38. 38.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    @efgoldman: Oh, come on!!

  39. 39.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I’m just glad it’s nit operator error.

  40. 40.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    @Heliopause: If they can build an arena, and that has turned into a fiasco. But wait how can I forget the Sounders, Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maximum Culpa!

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Getting ugly up in this piece.

  42. 42.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Greg Olsen is a not too bad TE in the National Football League.

  43. 43.

    Davebo

    January 17, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    I had high hopes for this game. I suppose being able to buy a doobie in Seattle may ease the pain to my friends there.

    Newton is incredible!

  44. 44.

    jayboat

    January 17, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    I just now turned the game on and thought I was on the wrong planet.

  45. 45.

    Heliopause

    January 17, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee:

    I don’t think there is any huge offseason change needed, I think they’re just pooped from the long season, the cross-country travel, shooting all those TV commercials, and so on. It’s very difficult to maintain that level of intensity game after game, year after year, this is Carolina’s year.

  46. 46.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    @Heliopause:I agree and many teams have caught up to the Seahawks, plus injuries have not helped. Take nothing away from Carolina, they have played their hearts out and not have gotten respect. The Panthers are making many a pundit eat their words.

  47. 47.

    Davebo

    January 17, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    @efgoldman:

    I watched that game with my late wife’s family and made the mistake of screaming “there’s no way we can lose now!” just after the half.

    Still haven’t lived that down.

  48. 48.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Good drive, but too little, too late.

  49. 49.

    La Caterina (Mrs. Johannes)

    January 17, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Finally a little love for the Panthers. They got heart for sure. I can’t be the only Carolina gal in this joint.

  50. 50.

    opiejeanne

    January 17, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    This is not going well.

  51. 51.

    SRW1

    January 17, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    What’s the shutout record in the playoffs?

  52. 52.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    “Oh, I couldn’t make the Frozen Gnome Plunge because the game was too interesting”. So much for that excuse. . .

  53. 53.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    January 17, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee:

    The Panthers are making many a pundit eat their words.

    Hope they’re leaving room for dessert.

  54. 54.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    January 17, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    @La Caterina (Mrs. Johannes): Not a gal, but I’m with you.

  55. 55.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    “I got plans to command your respect.”
    Hmmm…

  56. 56.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    @raven: Don’t freeze your gnome off.

  57. 57.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    @SRW1: NFC: Chi. Bears vs. Washington, 1940 (73-0)

  58. 58.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): @La Caterina (Mrs. Johannes): I wished Clemson would beat that Galactic Empire in the South known as Alabama and Darth Saban.

  59. 59.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    No good.
    This just isn’t going their way so far.

  60. 60.

    SRW1

    January 17, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    @Mike J:

    Thanks. Some way to go then.

  61. 61.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    @efgoldman: Somebody needs to tell the NFL to fix their web site. I know you’re right, but they screwed it up, I just c&p’ed.

  62. 62.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    That was a hell of a nice push off by Kearse for the TD.

  63. 63.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    The comeback begins!

  64. 64.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    That was a bad spot. Should have been a 1st by an entire football length or more. Wevs.

  65. 65.

    cckids

    January 17, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Fingers crossed :)

  66. 66.

    Lord Baldrick

    January 17, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    This is like a wrestling match with Ric Flair vs. Ric Ocasek.

  67. 67.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Seahawks finally got the odds they wanted, got the bets down over the half, and will now start to play.

  68. 68.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    Badly, horribly, terribiddle over thrown ball there DangeRuss.

  69. 69.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Is Carolina playing it safe or has Seattle shored up the O-line?

    Also too, weak division or not, you don’t go 15-1 in the NFL by accident.

  70. 70.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    You got to BLOCK people!

  71. 71.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    If you can’t beat em, hurt em.

  72. 72.

    opiejeanne

    January 17, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Lockett! TOUCHDOWN!

  73. 73.

    opiejeanne

    January 17, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    17 point game now. GO SEAHAWKS!

  74. 74.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    Coach Riveria drop the Mike McCarthy playbook or you will have a game on your hands and you may lose control.

  75. 75.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 17, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    @efgoldman: Russell Wilson, like Frank Reich, is a bible thumper, so maybe the heavens will smile on him as well.

  76. 76.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    @p.a.: That schedule was chocolate pudding.
    Must..resist…must…

  77. 77.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    FAKE!!

  78. 78.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Stupid camera angles.

  79. 79.

    Doug R

    January 17, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    @Heliopause: They ain’t dead yet.

  80. 80.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Russell Wilson just single handedly killed that drive.

  81. 81.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    Pick-6 right about now would be good…

  82. 82.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    The water was only 55 so that wasn’t bad!

  83. 83.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    @raven: that’s warmer than our summer water temp.

  84. 84.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    9 mins left, 3 scores down. If you don’t go deep, your dink n dunks better break tackles.

  85. 85.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Jeebus, Russ. How many more of those shots do you think you’re going to get in this game?

  86. 86.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Ruh-roh!

  87. 87.

    opiejeanne

    January 17, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    TOUCHDOWN!!!

  88. 88.

    HinTN

    January 17, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    That was insane; Kearse is a beast.

  89. 89.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Packer fans having flashbacks? Cardinal ticketholders planning tailgates?

  90. 90.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 17, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    Touchdown but goddamn it, you can’t piss away time, if you are the ‘Hawks. Attack Attack ATTACK!!!!

  91. 91.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Take out the first 3 , minutes, Seahawks lead. Hawks have to learn to play at least 60 minutes.

  92. 92.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    @raven: OMG! Brrrrr!

  93. 93.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    How do you leave Olsen that open?

  94. 94.

    p.a.

    January 17, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Could’ve used that 2nd first down on that drive. Interested to see Panther d with game on line.

  95. 95.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Here I go swimming my ass off for the end of the pool sp I could get out!

  96. 96.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    How bout that Dawg!!!

  97. 97.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Great game for Carolina, but nothing to be cocky about.

  98. 98.

    Heliopause

    January 17, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Quick scouting report for the Cardinals; fall way behind.

  99. 99.

    raven

    January 17, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    @Mike J: You’re kidding? They were cocky when the Falcons kicked their asses.

  100. 100.

    J R in WV

    January 17, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    You gotta give the Seahawks credit for the second half defense, if they had squeezed one more possession out in the second half they would have won that game. Amazing come back to watch, even if no one expected them to make it.

  101. 101.

    Betty Cracker

    January 17, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    @raven: Damn! In my home town, there’s a spring that’s 72 degrees year-round. You ought to hear us crying when we jump in!

  102. 102.

    Corner Stone

    January 17, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    It’s time.
    Nantzgasm time!

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