You’ve all been good even though I have been punishing you with rants the past few days, so here is a video of baby goats in sweaters:
Wasn’t that worth it?
by John Cole| 94 Comments
This post is in: Open Threads, Readership Capture
You’ve all been good even though I have been punishing you with rants the past few days, so here is a video of baby goats in sweaters:
Wasn’t that worth it?
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Schlemazel Khan
FUCK THEM!!!
I feel better now
Punchy
At first I thought you were kidding, and apparently you were.
Lamh36
oh lord…another plane disappeared
CNN will be insufferable, it already is actually
John Cole
@Punchy: I should ban you for that
Schlemazel Khan
@Lamh36:
I am betting a black hole swallowed them
redshirt
FUCK!
redshirt
Also, what have you done with Anne?
NotMax
Can we stop for ice cream?
Can we? Pleeeze?
Mai naem.mobile
I wish I had a property where you could have goats. Goats are cool.
Lamh36
alright it’s pass my bedtime but I was trying to catch some news about the plane that disappeared…but I’m too tired to keep my eyes open… Good night BJ
redshirt
From experience, baby goats are one of the cutest things on this green Earth.
But they grow up, into something else…
PsiFighter37
I am hammered in Miami and watching my guys throw negative game at extremely attractive Paraguayan identical twins (female). That said, as soon as I mentioned I was married to the one not wearing heels and not married, she ran away. I literally don’t give two shits outside of being a presence, but I think it speaks to a mildly quiet desperation around today’s youth when meeting anyone in person.
MikeBoyScout
The market is rigged for baby goat sweaters!
They’re so cute it is unpossible to throw a chair at them!
REVOLUTION!
Major Major Major Major
BABY GOATS IN SWEATERS!
Also, come back downstairs folks, we have a Tbogg Unit to finish.
Major Major Major Major
@efgoldman: Second
TheMightyTrowel
@Punchy: I would like to deliver some internets to you. could you please provide me with the best delivery address?
FlyingToaster
@Mai naem.mobile: I prefer llamas, but that’s because we have coyotes.
PsiFighter37
@efgoldman: Maybe that’s it. But I went to dinner with 3 single guys, and have encountered a few other single girls tongiht, and either everyone is just looking to get laid (quite possible) or everyone is really, really fucking lonely.
RedDirtGirl
John posted a tweet that said, “Trump – He’s not Hitler”. Reminds me of a bumper sticker (I still have) that says, “George W. Bush – not a cokehead anymore!”
PsiFighter37
And I just got back from the bathroom to see some hardcore desperate game-throwing.
I am quite happy to be married. Go me
Davebo
Cabrito in six months! Lose the sweaters….
Major Major Major Major
@PsiFighter37: I’d vote lonely. Kind of a lonely vibe going on tonight.
PsiFighter37
M3 +7 shitty beers and +4 margueritas.
You’re a better man than me, Cole
Davebo
@Lamh36: Airbus. Just saying.
More Guy Clark memories! Randall Knife
amk
bj’ers – transfer the fucks to the last thread, ffs.
Major Major Major Major
@amk: wait for the fucking tbogg unit, fuckhead
FlyingToaster
@Davebo: No, a 737-800.
AkaDad
Let’s not talk about Bernie or Hillary and instead we can talk about how much Hamilton and Prince sucks.
EBT
The only baby sheep you need. https://youtu.be/WQO-aOdJLiw
PsiFighter37
Still some attempted game-throwing going on.
FlyingToaster
@AkaDad: bag, salted dicks, eat, etc.
Major Major Major Major
Let’s just skip straight to the screaming goats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
redshirt
@AkaDad: I hate pets too.
Major Major Major Major
@redshirt: even young Samwise? https://imgur.com/a/50iuI
redshirt
@Major Major Major Major: Ug. Fucking cats.
Mnemosyne
In case anyone didn’t know, Hillary is a Hamimaniac.
(In fact, she’s an OG fan of LMM since In The Heights.)
Davebo
@FlyingToaster: The Egyptian Airlines? CNN reports A320.
PsiFighter37
Now at the stage of playing drinking games. I’m too old for this
Major Major Major Major
My mail-in ballot was apparently sent on the 12th and I still haven’t gotten it. Should I request a new one? (San Francisco)
Prescott Cactus
Nothing a Weber, some Kingsford and Sweet Baby Ray’s couldn’t solve.
Dog Dawg Damn
@FlyingToaster: Paris to Cairo, of course.
EDIT: A320 is what Guardian is reporting.
AkaDad
@FlyingToaster:
I already had my midnight snack, but that was sweet of you to offer.
Adam L Silverman
@Prescott Cactus: My thought was do these come with soup or salad and a choice of two sides?
The Lodger
@Schlemazel Khan: Who died and made you Micky Kaus?
Prescott Cactus
@Major Major Major Major: Not sure how you are tracking (may be a CA thing), but consider getting a provisional ballot and hand it to a human being.
Love mail in ballots. I have faith in USPS. Zero in AZ keepers of the ballots, but it beats the fiasco we had last election when 300 polling places was reduced to 60, because . . . stupid.
AdamK
Baby goats–bah. You might as well just vote for Trump.
Major Major Major Major
@Prescott Cactus: Yeah, SF (probably other places?) has a little online ballot tracker, because of course we do.
Prescott Cactus
@Major Major Major Major: AZ has you put it in the mailbox and you are good to go (GTG). USPS has it, rain, snow(?), sleet or hail.
Once it reaches the scurvy hands of the Rethug Machine I have my doubts.
Luthe
@Punchy: Cole knew all those Bern threads were really getting our goat(s).
Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman: The Rolling Stones have a great recipe from 1973 the would be appropriate.
So we have a soup, and I’ll work on the sides.
ETA: While I’m working on those sides remember, “you can’t always get what you want”
Betty Cracker
OMFG, those baby goats are cute!
Origuy
It’s goat season here in the Bay Area. All the parks and large landowners in the hills bring in goats to keep the grass down before fire season starts. They also love to eat poison oak and star thistle. The latter is poisonous to horses.
eemom
I tried to make Cole’s thread earlier a TBogg unit. I mean I really TRIED. Jussayinzall.
Adam L Silverman
@Prescott Cactus: But you can get what you need.
Have a good night, I’m racking out before I go back into the previous thread and ban a schmuck.
seaboogie
Thank you, John. I am surviving on Netflix “Unlikely Animal Friends” because the “stupid” sweet beasts large and small actually can find comity…congress – obsessed about what is in our underpants these days while they cozy up to derp fuhrer.
PsiFighter37
Ditched everyone else. The remaining guy was trying too hard to get laid. We stopped at our hotel, whose bar was closed. I got out and peaced without hesitation, while the other guy stayed in the Uber. He was trying to hit on the very life-confused girl riding in the front while trying to attract the interest of the single mom in the back. Jesus Christ what a weird dynamic.
!Non-ironically, I thank any higher powers that I am happily married and not surfing through Tinder and awkward bar meetups.
Betty Cracker
Christ Jesus, the missing plane coverage is stupid. What’s wrong with covering the pertinent facts (which would take 90 seconds, tops) and saying they’ll let us know just as soon as new facts come to light?
DivF
The ad that is flashing above the front page says
From Portman’s senate campaign committee. WTF?
ETA: what in my browser traffic makes them think I’m their target demographic ?
redshirt
@Betty Cracker: Lost.
Spoiler alert!
Locke did it.
PsiFighter37
Going to sleep. Waking not up in 3.5 hours to run in the oppressive South Florida humidity. I hope I’m sober by then.
PF37 +12
Prescott Cactus
@Adam L Silverman: Schmuck status is right on the corner of the strike zone of banishment. Have a good night, sleep well and if they posted ass-hattery during your sleepy time, rid them of our world. . .
Remember, it’s not like they won’t try and re-enter the Gates of Cole.
Peace
redshirt
@PsiFighter37: Good luck with that!
Prescott Cactus
@PsiFighter37:
Better chance of seeing the FSM.
PsiFighter37
Just read in NYT that Jeff Weaver was referenced as an actual comic book store owner. Is that real, or Did they get massively trolled?
Eljai
@Betty Cracker: Amen! Or at least they could go back to some mildly entertaining programming and update us every 15 minutes to tell us they still don’t know anything.
Mike J
@Betty Cracker: Official tweet from Airbus:
redshirt
@PsiFighter37: It’s real. He’s comic book guy.
Prescott Cactus
@redshirt: working with a comic book character !
Bernie, the amazing math deficient candidate !
redshirt
@Prescott Cactus: The Denialist! Able to deny any truth or fact!
Peale
@DivF: I saw that one the other day. I fully expect his next ad to be “The number of civilians killed by police is way too low. Come to my web site to see my plan to increase them.”
opiejeanne
@Adam L Silverman: Spoiled for choice, but maybe one has been worse than the others.
I’d ban Becnel just for saying “Cali”.
Jonathan Holland Becnel
@opiejeanne:
I bet all these cute baby goats were from Cali!
Jonathan Holland Becnel
Bonus points to who can guess how quickly the missing airplane eclipses the Nevada Dem Meltdown…
Cacti
@Jonathan Holland Becnel:
Is it a hot topic down in Luzi?
redshirt
@Jonathan Holland Becnel: There’s a nuclear damn meltdown?
Major Major Major Major
@redshirt:
MomSense
Is there a market for goat sweaters? I could totally make those. Those kids are wicked cute.
Carolinus
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/19/us/politics/bernie-sanderss-campaign-accuses-head-of-dnc-of-favoritism.html
Jonathan Holland Becnel
@Cacti:
It’s a Hot Topic in Cali fo sho!
And NAWLINS too
Jonathan Holland Becnel
@Carolinus:
From the same NYTimes article:
Obvious hit piece by the pro-Clinton NYT.
Nice to see them run a quote from a Nevada State Official repping socialism and progressivism though!
redshirt
@Carolinus: Literally, Comic Book Guy might throw the 2016 election towards Donald freaking Trump. Scary thought.
Cacti
@Carolinus:
Speaking of Jeff Weaver.
Politifact rates his claims of fraud and misconduct at the Nevada Democratic Convention as false.
Major Major Major Major
@Jonathan Holland Becnel: pro-Clinton NYT? LOL!
BillinGlendaleCA
@MomSense: Damn kids, get off my lawn.
MomSense
@BillinGlendaleCA:
No, get on my lawn so I don’t have to mow it!
BillinGlendaleCA
@MomSense: I have a landlord for that. He does it twice a year, whether it needs it or not.
Amir Khalid
@Jonathan Holland Becnel:
Well, nobody was physically harmed in Nevada (although the threats made against certain people need to be taken seriously) and the delegate count was ultimately unaffected. The missing Egyptian plane has on board nearly 70 people, whose friends and loved ones are fearing the worst right now. Which story do you think is more important?
Amir Khalid
@Betty Cracker:
Remember MH370 and how CNN latched on to that?
kd bart
Which one of the cable news channels will be the first to go to Trump HQ to get Trump’s reaction to the missing plane story?
kd bart
@redshirt: I always wanted a Seinfeld episode where George ran for President. We’re getting it now.
rikyrah
I’m usually not a fan of the animals in clothes thing, but the goats are cute.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
When I watched the goats, an ad popped up selling vinyl horse fences. When I saw it first, though, I thought it was selling vinyl horses. I thought, “Who needs a vinyl horse?” Then I thought about Republican politicians…
Miss Bianca
@Adam L Silverman: If it’s the schmuck I’m thinking of, I wish you would.
opiejeanne
@Jonathan Holland Becnel: You really are a special snowflake. From Loozi.