Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

We still have time to mess this up!

Republicans do not pay their debts.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

When I was faster i was always behind.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

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  3. 3.

    Lamh36

    oh lord…another plane disappeared

    CNN will be insufferable, it already is actually

    #EgyptAir flight from Paris to Cairo goes missing: What we know about weather in flight path cnn.it/1TIp5br

    BREAKING: EgyptAir says rescue teams being deployed after Flight MS804 vanished from radar abcn.ws/27C4XBV pic.twitter.com/w1NGIt8mS7

  10. 10.

    Lamh36

    alright it’s pass my bedtime but I was trying to catch some news about the plane that disappeared…but I’m too tired to keep my eyes open… Good night BJ

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    PsiFighter37

    I am hammered in Miami and watching my guys throw negative game at extremely attractive Paraguayan identical twins (female). That said, as soon as I mentioned I was married to the one not wearing heels and not married, she ran away. I literally don’t give two shits outside of being a presence, but I think it speaks to a mildly quiet desperation around today’s youth when meeting anyone in person.

  13. 13.

    MikeBoyScout

    The market is rigged for baby goat sweaters!
    They’re so cute it is unpossible to throw a chair at them!

    REVOLUTION!

  16. 16.

    TheMightyTrowel

    @Punchy: I would like to deliver some internets to you. could you please provide me with the best delivery address?

  18. 18.

    PsiFighter37

    @efgoldman: Maybe that’s it. But I went to dinner with 3 single guys, and have encountered a few other single girls tongiht, and either everyone is just looking to get laid (quite possible) or everyone is really, really fucking lonely.

  19. 19.

    RedDirtGirl

    John posted a tweet that said, “Trump – He’s not Hitler”. Reminds me of a bumper sticker (I still have) that says, “George W. Bush – not a cokehead anymore!”

  20. 20.

    PsiFighter37

    And I just got back from the bathroom to see some hardcore desperate game-throwing.

    I am quite happy to be married. Go me

  28. 28.

    AkaDad

    Let’s not talk about Bernie or Hillary and instead we can talk about how much Hamilton and Prince sucks.

  45. 45.

    Prescott Cactus

    @Major Major Major Major: Not sure how you are tracking (may be a CA thing), but consider getting a provisional ballot and hand it to a human being.

    Love mail in ballots. I have faith in USPS. Zero in AZ keepers of the ballots, but it beats the fiasco we had last election when 300 polling places was reduced to 60, because . . . stupid.

  48. 48.

    Prescott Cactus

    @Major Major Major Major: AZ has you put it in the mailbox and you are good to go (GTG). USPS has it, rain, snow(?), sleet or hail.

    Once it reaches the scurvy hands of the Rethug Machine I have my doubts.

  52. 52.

    Origuy

    It’s goat season here in the Bay Area. All the parks and large landowners in the hills bring in goats to keep the grass down before fire season starts. They also love to eat poison oak and star thistle. The latter is poisonous to horses.

  53. 53.

    eemom

    I tried to make Cole’s thread earlier a TBogg unit. I mean I really TRIED. Jussayinzall.

  54. 54.

    Adam L Silverman

    @Prescott Cactus: But you can get what you need.

    Have a good night, I’m racking out before I go back into the previous thread and ban a schmuck.

  55. 55.

    seaboogie

    Thank you, John. I am surviving on Netflix “Unlikely Animal Friends” because the “stupid” sweet beasts large and small actually can find comity…congress – obsessed about what is in our underpants these days while they cozy up to derp fuhrer.

  56. 56.

    PsiFighter37

    Ditched everyone else. The remaining guy was trying too hard to get laid. We stopped at our hotel, whose bar was closed. I got out and peaced without hesitation, while the other guy stayed in the Uber. He was trying to hit on the very life-confused girl riding in the front while trying to attract the interest of the single mom in the back. Jesus Christ what a weird dynamic.

    !Non-ironically, I thank any higher powers that I am happily married and not surfing through Tinder and awkward bar meetups.

  57. 57.

    Betty Cracker

    Christ Jesus, the missing plane coverage is stupid. What’s wrong with covering the pertinent facts (which would take 90 seconds, tops) and saying they’ll let us know just as soon as new facts come to light?

  58. 58.

    DivF

    The ad that is flashing above the front page says

    Bob Portman is fighting Obama to keep Guantanamo bay open

    From Portman’s senate campaign committee. WTF?
    ETA: what in my browser traffic makes them think I’m their target demographic ?

  60. 60.

    PsiFighter37

    Going to sleep. Waking not up in 3.5 hours to run in the oppressive South Florida humidity. I hope I’m sober by then.

    PF37 +12

  61. 61.

    Prescott Cactus

    @Adam L Silverman: Schmuck status is right on the corner of the strike zone of banishment. Have a good night, sleep well and if they posted ass-hattery during your sleepy time, rid them of our world. . .

    Remember, it’s not like they won’t try and re-enter the Gates of Cole.

    Peace

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    PsiFighter37

    Just read in NYT that Jeff Weaver was referenced as an actual comic book store owner. Is that real, or Did they get massively trolled?

  65. 65.

    Eljai

    @Betty Cracker: Amen! Or at least they could go back to some mildly entertaining programming and update us every 15 minutes to tell us they still don’t know anything.

  66. 66.

    Mike J

    @Betty Cracker: Official tweet from Airbus:

    Airbus ‏@Airbus 2 hours ago
    We are aware of media reports. At this time we have no further details, but we will provide further information when available.

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    Peale

    @DivF: I saw that one the other day. I fully expect his next ad to be “The number of civilians killed by police is way too low. Come to my web site to see my plan to increase them.”

  73. 73.

    Jonathan Holland Becnel

    Bonus points to who can guess how quickly the missing airplane eclipses the Nevada Dem Meltdown…

  77. 77.

    MomSense

    Is there a market for goat sweaters? I could totally make those. Those kids are wicked cute.

  78. 78.

    Carolinus

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/19/us/politics/bernie-sanderss-campaign-accuses-head-of-dnc-of-favoritism.html

    For weeks, some current and former Sanders campaign workers have privately acknowledged feeling disheartened about Mr. Weaver’s determination to go after the Democratic National Committee, fearing a pitched battle with the party they hope to support in the general election. The intraparty fighting has affected morale, they say, and raised concerns that Mr. Weaver, a longtime Sanders aide who more recently ran a comic book store, was not devoted to achieving Democratic unity. Several described the campaign’s message as having devolved into a near-obsession with perceived conspiracies on the part of Mrs. Clinton’s allies.

  80. 80.

    Jonathan Holland Becnel

    @Carolinus:

    From the same NYTimes article:

    Privately, Mrs. Clinton’s advisers said Mr. Sanders could win California but emphasized their confidence that Mrs. Clinton would still win the nomination. She now has a total of 2,293 pledged delegates and superdelegates; she needs 90 more to win the nomination, although superdelegates can shift their support up to the convention. Mr. Sanders has 1,533 pledged delegates and superdelegates.

    Obvious hit piece by the pro-Clinton NYT.
    Nice to see them run a quote from a Nevada State Official repping socialism and progressivism though!

  87. 87.

    Amir Khalid

    @Jonathan Holland Becnel:
    Well, nobody was physically harmed in Nevada (although the threats made against certain people need to be taken seriously) and the delegate count was ultimately unaffected. The missing Egyptian plane has on board nearly 70 people, whose friends and loved ones are fearing the worst right now. Which story do you think is more important?

  89. 89.

    kd bart

    Which one of the cable news channels will be the first to go to Trump HQ to get Trump’s reaction to the missing plane story?

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