Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

No one could have predicted…

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

I really should read my own blog.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

“But what about the lurkers?”

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

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Open Thread: All the Best Endorsements, Bigly!

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Notice that both have a bad case of tanning-bed reverse-racoon-mask. Is this the new White Pride social marker?

… “The Jewish establishment is absolutely zeroing in now on Donald Trump,” Duke said on his radio show on Tuesday. “The viciousness of these Jews is unbelievable.”

“I think this whole Trump University case really, if we exploit it, can really expose the entire Jewish manipulation of the American media the American political process, the American control of politics in America, and truly how that they are the dominant and dangerous power that exists in the United States of America today,” he said.

It’s not the first time Duke has been intertwined with the Trump campaign. In February, the former KKK grand wizard rallied supporters around Trump, saying a ballot cast against Trump would be “treason to your heritage” and calling the Trump movement an “insurgency that is waking up millions of Americans.”

That month, Trump was asked in a CNN interview whether he was willing to unequivocally condemn the white supremacist group and its former leader. He dodged the question…

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  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Can’t we start referring to him as (((David Duke)))? Just to fuck with him?

  6. 6.

    LAO

    Well, I was at last Thursday meeting, and there was no discussion of Trump University. So, I’m not sure where Dukes is getting his information.

  7. 7.

    Jim Bales

    Notice that both have a bad case of tanning-bed reverse-racoon-mask. Is this the new White Pride social marker?

    Why, yes–one should be proud to be White, but not TOO White, you know!

  8. 8.

    jl

    ” Notice that both have a bad case of tanning-bed reverse-racoon-mask. ”

    Wonder if that will be the next hate group bat signal to be put on some (((((registry))))))))))))))))) -yeah, they don’t match. I don’t care.

  14. 14.

    ThresherK

    An endorsement: I don’t know how I found it, but if you’ve ever wanted to read a great takedown of Atlas Shrugged, in over 100 essays, here it is. The word “masterpiece” is thrown around too much lately, but this Adam Lee fellow really deserves a medal for this.

  20. 20.

    Patricia Kayden

    Does David Duke know that Trump’s daughter is married to a Jew and converted to Judaism? Just wondering if that would make any difference since for him, Jews are the worst (with Blacks running a very close second).

  22. 22.

    geg6

    How self-loathing is his son-in-law? I read the other day that he is the one who is supposedly one of Trump’s most trusted advisors.

  23. 23.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @ThresherK:

    I’ve been following Adam Lee’s Atlas Shrugged commentary every week for several years now. It is absolutely brilliant, insightful, and funny.

  24. 24.

    Origuy

    So this is happening:

    Irish leader Enda Kenny has revealed he will not meet Donald Trump during his June 24 visit to Ireland and will be spending time with Vice President Joe Biden instead.

  27. 27.

    Adam L Silverman

    @LAO: Next time leave some gluten free coffee cake for those of us that get held up in traffic, okay?

  28. 28.

    geg6

    @Origuy:

    Well, gotta admit, who would you want to hang around with, Deadbeat Donnie or Handsome Joe? Enda knows what fun is.

  30. 30.

    schrodinger's cat

    @Baud: I don’t know, when we got married and visited my grand father-in-law for the first time in Mumbai. He was not too happy that his grandson had decided to stay back in the US. He told us about how Indians were thrown out Burma after the junta took over. It didn’t matter whether they were born there, had Burmese wives etc. I said with 100% conviction that would never happen in the United States. Little did I know that the party of Lincoln would nominate a known bigot and an openly racist person for the Presidency.

  32. 32.

    redshirt

    @amk: Sadly, I think it will be higher. 44% at least.

    Think of it this way: You’ve got 27% at least locked in solid. How many more loyal Republicans will toe the line? Enough to put him over 40% at least.

    I wish it were not so, but, alas.

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    Semi-OT: Fucking Franklin Graham is bringing his traveling tent revival show to Madison’s Capitol Square next Wednesday.

  38. 38.

    some guy

    the David Duke-Mitch McConnell wing of the GOP has doubled down on der Trumpenfuhrer, is that what you are telling me ?

  39. 39.

    Jay C

    @Origuy:

    Irish leader Enda Kenny has revealed he will not meet Donald Trump during his June 24 visit to Ireland and will be spending time with Vice President Joe Biden instead.

    So Donald will be left to his own devices while in Ireland? What’s the over/under on him making some vulgar “Irish joke” – probably featuring some reference to pigs, potatoes and/or whiskey – in public while he’s there? Maybe that’s why Mr. Kenny didn’t want to meet him…

  41. 41.

    lamh36

    Watching The Switch with Jason Bateman and Jen Aniston.

    Love this movie. If you like Jeff Goldblum, I LOVE HIM, you’ll love him in this movie…even though he barely has like what, a lil less than 30min of screen time, but it is golden Goldblum, IMHO.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    @Jay C:

    So Donald will be left to his own devices while in Ireland? What’s the over/under on him making some vulgar “Irish joke” – probably featuring some reference to pigs, potatoes and/or whiskey – in public while he’s there?

    Nader would be pleased.

  52. 52.

    redshirt

    I got my first birdie today! Long par 4, awesome drive, and then a spectacular 5 iron second shot to the fringe of the green (uphill too), and then a completely lucky 35 foot putt off the fringe. With a huge break. So beautiful.

  55. 55.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @Adam L Silverman: He is likely to meet a crowd of superannuated real hippies, radical lesbian atheists, and Unitarians. I am not sure it will go will for him.

  56. 56.

    redshirt

    @Adam L Silverman: And they’ll be using Grandmaster to incorporate a bit of the Planet Hulk story.

    I’m super psyched for this film. But, at this point, I’m super psyched for all the upcoming MCU films. Strange? Panther? Ms. Marvel? YES!

  69. 69.

    Peale

    Look, all Donald Trump did was complain that a white man would ever be subject to judgement from a Mexican in authority, and that wasn’t good enough for David Duke? No? He has to add the Elders of the Protocols of Zion to the mix? Why not just let Trump keep it simple?

  71. 71.

    BruceFromOhio

    “The Jewish establishment is absolutely zeroing in now on Donald Trump,”

    Yeah, along with a fuckton of other establishments. Must be a hairstyle thing, David. Or maybe that the dumpster fire is a shitty human being akin to yourself?

    Now get those fundraising emails out, and be quick about it, these cons don’t run themselves! And somebody pick up my hood from the dry cleaners.

  73. 73.

    lamh36

    J.K. Simmons is jacked in viral training photo http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/08/jk-simmons-jacked via @EW

    Today in viral content: a photo of J.K. Simmons getting super jacked for his role in Justice League.

    Posted five days ago by Aaron Williamson, a former Marine and personal trainer to such stars as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Zac Efron, the picture shows Simmons lifting a pair of dumbbells in the gym.

    “Every time we train together I forget he’s 61 years old. So much respect for this guy,” Williamson wrote on Instagram, using the hashtags #JKSimmons and #OldManCranking.

    Simmons is set to play Commissioner Gordon in Justice League, which is filming now and out on Nov. 17, 2017. Check out photos of Simmons’ ridiculous guns..

  75. 75.

    Felonius Monk

    @efgoldman:

    And if he shows up here. I’ll rip his fucking face off.

    You are not permitted to do that until you make him consume one box of matzoh and two jars of gefilte fish, then he can be made faceless.

  88. 88.

    Villago Delenda Est

    Thank you, David Duke, for doing your part to elect Hillary Clinton.

    Putz.

  90. 90.

    Adam L Silverman

    @redshirt: He doesn’t. Simmons arms aren’t that large. Based on the pic he’s got his body fat down to around 6% or so. If you look at what he was lifting, those are 20 lbs dumbbells. I warm up with 40s for biceps curls and while I haven’t tried to max out lately, (because I’ve been on all TRX for almost a year) I can do 60s without much issue.

  91. 91.

    Gelfling545

    @Jay C: Friends of mine were in Ireland last month. Everywhere they went people were seeking reassurance that Trump couldn’t really be elected. Same when my granddaughter & I were in France in March. (She was wearing her Bernie pins, so people asked.)

  92. 92.

    lamh36

    @redshirt: I was wondering the same thing…I’m not much of a Justice Leaguer though, so really outside of looking forward to Jason Mamoa…I didn’t even realize Gordon was in the film?

  93. 93.

    Adam L Silverman

    @lamh36: As I wrote in 91 above:
    He doesn’t. Simmons arms aren’t that large. Based on the pic he’s got his body fat down to around 6% or so. If you look at what he was lifting, those are 20 lbs dumbbells. I warm up with 40s for biceps curls and while I haven’t tried to max out lately, (because I’ve been on all TRX for almost a year) I can do 60s without much issue.

    As for being in the movie: its a small part. I expect he’ll reprise with more screen time in the stand alone Batman movie and most likely the stand alone Harley Quinn movie too.

  94. 94.

    redshirt

    @lamh36: I find it sad he is. It was just 4 years ago we saw the best Commissioner Gordon ever.

    DC/Warner Bros is going run DC film properties into the ground over some fast bucks.

  103. 103.

    NonyNony

    @chopper: After the most recent reboot of the comics, Gordon is an ex-marine who replaced Batman after everyone thought he’d died fighting the Joker (spoilers: not actually dead). That version of Gordon probably has 6% body fat. (Of course he’s also only 40-something, so …)

  104. 104.

    Adam L Silverman

    @NonyNony: He’d been an ex-Soldier or Marine for a while even before the reboot. Miller got that into canon with Batman: Year One.

  107. 107.

    chopper

    @Adam L Silverman:

    so simmons got ripped in order to play commissioner gordon because gordon is supposed to be ripped because simmons is playing him. makes sense.

  112. 112.

    Adam L Silverman

    @NonyNony: It wasn’t clear. He estimated, from his unspecified military experience, that the blonde crooked cop he was paired with had Special Forces training, but it was never clear if he was a Soldier or a Marine.

  126. 126.

    seaboogie

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    { } = braces

    Pretty sure Omnes will tell you that braces are suspenders, and those are some squirrelly looking suspenders – even for a Brit manque living in Cheeseland.

  129. 129.

    SFAW

    Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned …

    … I have no idea what the tripled-parens mean in Twitter. (In no small part because I don’t do Twitter).

    Can someone explain to this old fart, who apparently is not aware of all internet traditions?

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