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Euro 2016 Belgium v Italy Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 13, 20163:02 pm| 8 Comments

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Ferrero-Rocher or Godiva? Two of the best goalkeepers in the sport play for these teams. Who do you like?

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  1. 1.

    humboldtblue

    June 13, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    This is like a Premier League match, at least from the Belgian side

  2. 2.

    cleek

    June 13, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    when does Ghirardelli play?

  3. 3.

    Randinho

    June 13, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    @cleek: We’ll Nestle it in their somewhere.

  4. 4.

    humboldtblue

    June 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    [email protected]Randinho:

    I asked my cat and her/she just looked at me weird

  5. 5.

    humboldtblue

    June 13, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    Damn Italians, 30 minutes penned in their own end and one moment of brilliant passing in the offensive end leads to a goal.

  6. 6.

    Aldo

    June 13, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    @humboldtblue: Penned in their own end is not how I would describe it. Possession has been almost even, as have been shots on goal, while heatmaps show just a slight Belgium advantage

  7. 7.

    CaseyL

    June 13, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    I’m rather fond of both kinds of choc – oh, wait. We’re not talking about chocolate?

    Rats.

    ETA: I do get that they’re sponsors. I’d love to know if there are ever Confection Nights when these two teams play, when they give out samples.

  8. 8.

    burnspbesq

    June 13, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    @cleek:

    Thursday, 8:00 p.m. Eastern.

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