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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / Guess Who Made It Home!

Guess Who Made It Home!

by John Cole|  August 28, 20162:19 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Pet Rescue

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Here’s a rare treat for you late night/early morning juicers! The driver and Debit decided to just get everything done tonight so Tim could head out early tomorrow when he woke up, so Deb put on a pot of coffee and I stayed up to get some pictures. So here you go, hot off the presses:

exploringthenewdigs

She said he kept moving a lot, exploring everything, so it was hard to get a good picture. That made me rejoice, because it will be nice reading you all complain about someone else’s photography for a change. Then she sent me this adorable picture, which kind of screwed that all up:

happyboy

I dunno if I did a good enough job with my descriptions and pictures of Walter, but this really captures his essence. He’s just a happy boy and sweet old fellow. Like I said, he’s got a little hitch in his giddyup because of the mistreatment and the three bad knees, but he’s chock full of spirit, got a million dollar smile, adorable summer teeth (some are here, some are there), and a real twinkle in his eye. He’s got a life in him for an older dog, and he’s going to make Debit a good companion. The cats are going to be sleeping with the old gentle fellow in no time.

Now y’all control yourselves and give Debit until noon tomorrow to fill you in and don’t raise a fuss in every comment thread. She needs to get some sleep. You know how we olds are when we stay up past our bedtime.

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  1. 1.

    debit

    August 28, 2016 at 2:25 am

    Right now he’s nose to nose with Julian and slowly settling down. I’m going to let him explore until he feels comfortable, then I’m hitting the sack.

  2. 2.

    Ruckus

    August 28, 2016 at 2:27 am

    Damn that’s a good looking dog face. It looks like he won the doggy lottery.

  3. 3.

    jl

    August 28, 2016 at 2:29 am

    Thanks. Sweet pic of ol’ Walter smiling choked me up a little. Congrats to Walter.

    And, PS to Cole, the first pic is actually an excellent and exciting action petpic full of vim and vigor. Can almost feel Walters slobber coming at me. Congrats Deb. Hope JG learns from that.

    And, what, no Walter ‘production log’? I guess that will come shortly.

  4. 4.

    DivF

    August 28, 2016 at 2:30 am

    Congratulations to all! Makes me feel better about staying up late working.

  5. 5.

    quakerinabasement

    August 28, 2016 at 2:32 am

    This story creates joy beyond the boundaries of our little community. It is a story worth sharing.

  6. 6.

    eclare

    August 28, 2016 at 2:33 am

    Thank you! Checked in just for the hell of it, and got this! Yay Walter!

  7. 7.

    NotoriousJRT

    August 28, 2016 at 2:35 am

    Hooray! Best wishes to Walter and his world of peeps!

  8. 8.

    reality-based (the original, not the troll)

    August 28, 2016 at 2:36 am

    oh, what a guy. And debit’s picture makes me finally get his name – he DOES look like Walter Mathau.

    My cat Archie looks exactly like Winston Churchill – but only about half of his family sees the (unmistakeable) resemblance.

    Seems like the happiest of endings to what started out as a very sad story – thanks to JC, all his peeps at the vet clinic, and debit. everybody should sleep the sleep of the just tonight!

  9. 9.

    jl

    August 28, 2016 at 2:39 am

    @reality-based (the original, not the troll):

    ” My cat Archie looks exactly like Winston Churchill ”

    Please send in a pic to one of the front posters. That deserves a post to itself, and ensuing serious discussion of implications, feline philosophy, and such like and other.

  10. 10.

    Troublesome Carp fka Geeno

    August 28, 2016 at 2:47 am

    He is such a people dog. He’s just looking around for the people he can be with, cuz being with people is what makes him happy.
    It’s crazy, I’ve rarely seen a dog so focused on the people around him.
    I think Walter will derive much more pleasure from people interaction than from fellow dog interaction.
    Not that he’ll be adverse to the latter.

  11. 11.

    reality-based (the original, not the troll)

    August 28, 2016 at 2:53 am

    @jl:

    I will, when I can wake His Lordship up! (He’s 17, so he rests – on his laurels – a lot these days.

    The resemblance is most pronounced in profile. Though I realize I may be inferring the resemblance from his personality, which is Churchillian in the extreme – imperious, famously stubborn, and an indefatigable orator with a huge vocabulary and great dramatic phrasing – especially when the kitty treat bowl is empty.

    With all the cats that look like Hitler – seriously, there’s a website – there have to be at least a FEW Churchill felines

  12. 12.

    Major Major Major Major

    August 28, 2016 at 2:56 am

    Yayyyy! That makes me real happy :) Thanks JC. Now go to sleep!

    Also, you forgot to use the new Walter tag.

  13. 13.

    Anyone but Trump

    August 28, 2016 at 3:05 am

    High fives to everyone who chipped in for Walter’s care and transport. He has the “I won the lottery” look in his eyes. Who’s a good boy? Walter is! Kudos to Mr. Cole, may he always have an open heart…

  14. 14.

    Aleta

    August 28, 2016 at 3:12 am

    Sweet dreams Walter.
    Why Worry

  15. 15.

    ruemara

    August 28, 2016 at 3:13 am

    So happy for you, Walter. You made it home. Thank you Cole, Debit and all the Juicers.

  16. 16.

    Mary G

    August 28, 2016 at 3:14 am

    SURPRISE WALTER POST!!! YAY!

    What a trip for us left coasters before bedtime! I was kidding when I said I hoped for pix tonight. He looks so happy in his forever home. That is a great close-up.

    Thanks to both of you for staying up late and taking and posting the pictures.

  17. 17.

    MazeDancer

    August 28, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Just wonderful! Great thanks to all!

  18. 18.

    qwerty42

    August 28, 2016 at 3:19 am

    Happy for Walter and Debit and John. Thanks for the update.

  19. 19.

    seaboogie

    August 28, 2016 at 3:21 am

    I don’t have words, and I also offer this.…

    If you forget the sins and Jesus bit, the spirit is just right…I think gospel music is just the right energy for this occasion. Song is “Oh Happy Day” so you’d want to click on it to celebrate this wonderful story.

  20. 20.

    Jordan Rules

    August 28, 2016 at 3:37 am

    Yay Walter! What a happy, handsome guy! Thanks for the late update JGC!

  21. 21.

    seaboogie

    August 28, 2016 at 3:50 am

    John, I don’t know if Walter was your muse, but you took some great pics of him, and the one yesterday on the green lawn – looking forward to his future – was objectively wonderful.

  22. 22.

    Helen

    August 28, 2016 at 3:53 am

    YAY. Who’s a big fat healthy doggie? Walter’s a big fat healthy doggie. YAY YAY YAY.

  23. 23.

    Honus

    August 28, 2016 at 3:54 am

    Such a happy contrast to that first awful picture of Walter just a couple weeks ago.

  24. 24.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 28, 2016 at 3:56 am

    Glad to see the Walter update tonight. Nice to see he made it to debit’s safe and sound. He looks like a very happy pup.

  25. 25.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 28, 2016 at 3:57 am

    @Honus: The first picture was so awful I wouldn’t show it to the wife and kid; I just told them it was awful.

  26. 26.

    Calming Influence

    August 28, 2016 at 3:59 am

    Great news! Talking to a friend tonight who has a great rescue dog (Chelsea puppy, who’s a good dog? You’re a good dog!) He’s had many, and is convince they know when they’re finally in the hands of people who are going to make their lives better. Can’t say it too often, Cole; once again, ya done good.

  27. 27.

    seaboogie

    August 28, 2016 at 4:04 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Check that. Even knowing the happy outcome, I don’t want to see it again.

  28. 28.

    RedDirtGirl

    August 28, 2016 at 4:46 am

    Hooray Wally! What a wonderful thing! I’ve been up for 23 hours. Went to PA to canvas for Hillary, squeezed in a morning first date/walk across the Brooklyn bridge, and then when I got back from Philadelphia at 10pm, turned around and went out to my Saturday bluegrass jam. Just got home. I’d say it was a good day! Good morning, Rikyrah!

  29. 29.

    sharl

    August 28, 2016 at 5:52 am

    Excellent. Thanks to debit and John, and welcome to your new home, Walter!

  30. 30.

    rikyrah

    August 28, 2016 at 6:15 am

    Yeah!!!
    Walter is home???☺
    Deb and Cole: You are good people.
    Walter has a home???
    Bless both of you.

  31. 31.

    rikyrah

    August 28, 2016 at 6:16 am

    @RedDirtGirl:
    Morning ?☺?
    Whew??
    What a busy day

  32. 32.

    jacy

    August 28, 2016 at 6:49 am

    SQUEE!!!

  33. 33.

    Creature

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 am

    I don’t comment much here, but I do read every day. These Walter posts never fail to choke me up. You are a good man, JC. Thank you, Debit, for taking Walter in. And, Walter, you are a good boy!

  34. 34.

    JPL

    August 28, 2016 at 7:19 am

    What exciting news and I can’t wait for further updates!

  35. 35.

    Iowa Old Lady

    August 28, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Welcome home, Walter.

  36. 36.

    geg6

    August 28, 2016 at 7:30 am

    I cannot say how happy these pics and post make me! Just absolutely made my morning. Thanks to you, John, and to debit for giving that beautiful boy a new and better life. Thanks to Tim the driver for getting him to his forever home. Thanks to all of BJ for making it happen. And Walter, you are a very good boy.

  37. 37.

    wormtown

    August 28, 2016 at 7:41 am

    This is the first thing I checked when I got up this am. Thanks to everyone, but especially John and Debit.

    geg6 – did you adopt the pregnant strawberry cat? if so, updates (pictures)?

  38. 38.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 28, 2016 at 7:44 am

    What a great way to wake up! Walter knows he’s home, and looks so happy about it!

    Hope everyone concerned is asleep by now, but thanks to John and Debit for making this happen. Wow!!

  39. 39.

    Mobil RoonieRoo

    August 28, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Yay! This is exactly what I was hoping to wake up to this morning. What a beautiful picture of Walter’s smile.

  40. 40.

    Chat Noir

    August 28, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Excellent news! Good job to all the mensches involved in helping Walter start his better life.

  41. 41.

    Just One More Canuck

    August 28, 2016 at 7:54 am

    Great news

  42. 42.

    Barb2

    August 28, 2016 at 8:06 am

    Relief!
    Good story.

    Walter you lucky pup!

    Thanks for sharing.

    Looking forward to the next chapters of Walter’s story.

  43. 43.

    ET

    August 28, 2016 at 8:08 am

    Great way to start my day!

  44. 44.

    satby

    August 28, 2016 at 8:20 am

    @Calming Influence: Rescues do know, and never forget either. We humans can learn so much from them about gratitude and loyalty.

    What a great update. Thanks for everything!

  45. 45.

    Mom Called

    August 28, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Welcome home, Walter! Can’t wait to see how he gets along with the kitties.

  46. 46.

    Booda

    August 28, 2016 at 8:38 am

    The Walter saga has been an oasis of happy news and goodness. Well done Cole and everyone here! Walter looks like my rescue pup Rufus and every picture has given me massive feels.

  47. 47.

    BruceFromOhio

    August 28, 2016 at 8:42 am

    Nicely done, and many thanks to all.

  48. 48.

    Manyakitty

    August 28, 2016 at 8:44 am

    @Aleta: Wow, what a great version of one of the two Dire Straits songs guaranteed to make me cry every single time. This is the other one.

  49. 49.

    gogol's wife

    August 28, 2016 at 8:58 am

    @Honus:

    I couldn’t look at that one — I keep looking at this one. John is a molodets!

  50. 50.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 28, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Another happy ending here at BJ! We look forward to many more stories about Walter as he acclimates to his new home with Debit and her furry friends. A lovely way to start a new week.

  51. 51.

    Skyweaver

    August 28, 2016 at 9:04 am

    Thank you for the pics! So great to wake up to this. The story of Walter and this community of caring people so good. Wish we all lived geographically closer so we could have a Walter gathering. It’d be nice to give him some love (and doubtless get some in return. ) Thanks, John and debit ?

  52. 52.

    Josie

    August 28, 2016 at 9:08 am

    What a great post and happy pictures to start our day! Congratulations to all on job well done and to Walter on his great new home.

  53. 53.

    SgrAstar

    August 28, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Awwwww! You are going to have a blast with that darling critter, Debit! ❤️

  54. 54.

    SIA

    August 28, 2016 at 9:25 am

    Walter’s home! John and debit, many blessings for your extraordinary kindness in saving Walter. There is just something about him…so lovable!

  55. 55.

    KlareCole

    August 28, 2016 at 9:34 am

    What a great doggie smile. So happy for Walter & debit. Thank you John & Tim and everyone who helped. A life reborn. O Happy Day was a nice touch. Walter’s tragic experience is washed away, by people who care.

  56. 56.

    hedgehog mobile

    August 28, 2016 at 9:40 am

    Yay!!!!

  57. 57.

    Emma

    August 28, 2016 at 9:53 am

    I am a sucker for schmoopy, happy endings. Thank you, John!

  58. 58.

    Kristine

    August 28, 2016 at 10:01 am

    Adding my “yea” to everyone else’s.

  59. 59.

    Run, Lillian!

    August 28, 2016 at 10:02 am

    What great news to wake up to. I am just so happy for Walter and debit and I can’t wait to hear the updates about him settling into his forever home. He will be such a lovely companion.

  60. 60.

    Damned at Random

    August 28, 2016 at 10:09 am

    6:30 on the west coast and I just got up. First thing (after the bathroom, of course) was to check on Walter.

    Congrats to John, Debit and Tim for giving a good boy a good home. He’s a lucky dog

  61. 61.

    debit

    August 28, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Good morning everyone. Walter is doing great! I emailed an update to John with more details so hopefully he’ll do another update post later. I’m going to go take a nap. :)

  62. 62.

    TaMara (HFG)

    August 28, 2016 at 10:19 am

    What a great post to wake up to, that face, that beautiful face.

  63. 63.

    bluefish

    August 28, 2016 at 10:40 am

    Hurrah! Let there be rejoicing in the kingdom! This makes me just so so happy. Look at that beautiful mug — and what a nice room, btw. He got there in record time. Must be so intense for him to go from such horrid abuse to this life of … love and luxury! Happiest, most glorious ending ever.

  64. 64.

    The Lodger

    August 28, 2016 at 10:42 am

    Yay for Walter! That is one happy dog.

  65. 65.

    Elizabelle

    August 28, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Walter! Debit! So glad the pup is staying in the BJuice family.

    Happy first day together.

  66. 66.

    manyakitty

    August 28, 2016 at 10:48 am

    @Aleta: My response is apparently still in moderation limbo, so yeah, great song, great edition, also see “Romeo and Juliet” as the other Dire Straits song that ALWAYS makes me cry.

  67. 67.

    Lorinda Pike

    August 28, 2016 at 10:50 am

    I always enjoy happy tears with my morning coffee. Yay, John, Deb, and Tim (be safe on the home trip, you good man).
    And yay, WALTER!!!!! (Such a face he has. I would let him slobber all over me anytime.)

  68. 68.

    Exurban Mom

    August 28, 2016 at 11:03 am

    Thanks to all who chipped in and made his safe journey possible. I love this blog so much.

  69. 69.

    Old Broad in California

    August 28, 2016 at 11:46 am

    This is wonderful. I’m so happy for Walter. What fine people you all are to make this happen for this sweet dog.

  70. 70.

    Aleta

    August 28, 2016 at 11:52 am

    @manyakitty:
    Just when this world seems mean and cold
    Our love comes shining red and gold
    And all the rest is by the way
    Why worry, there should be laughter after pain
    There should be sunshine after rain
    These things have always been the same
    -Mark Knopfler

  71. 71.

    Manyakitty

    August 28, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    @Aleta: Yep. I’ve been in a George Harrison mood for a while, but I think Dire Straits is up next.

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