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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2016 / Donald J. Trump Rally in Melbourne, FL

Donald J. Trump Rally in Melbourne, FL

by Adam L Silverman|  September 27, 20166:55 pm| 143 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Politics, Both Sides Do It!

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  1. 1.

    scav

    September 27, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    From Shimmy to Shudder.

  2. 2.

    chopper

    September 27, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    jesus butt-loving christ, why in god’s name would i watch that?

  3. 3.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    Look at where twitter says the #trumpwon hashtag started geographically.

  4. 4.

    piratedan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    @Mike J: is sure that this is a large conservative expat community in exile that was started when Obama exiled all of the true conservatives…

  5. 5.

    Felonius Monk

    September 27, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    And the grift lives on.

  6. 6.

    Pogonip

    September 27, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    In West Deplorable, I finally saw a Hillary sign. In the same yard as a Trump sign.

    Both sides do it?

  7. 7.

    the Conster, la Citoyenne

    September 27, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @Mike J:

    You’d think the media would be more interested in the Putin connection. You’d think wrong.

  8. 8.

    BGinCHI

    September 27, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    @Mike J: The Russians are cunning, the Russians are cunning.

  9. 9.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 27, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    Equal time, both sides, etc…

    Why? This blog has no reason to give equal time to both sides.

  10. 10.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    Nice to see a Hillary ad first spot in the first stopset of the Red Sox-Yankees game.

  11. 11.

    BGinCHI

    September 27, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @Pogonip: Separate bedrooms….

    Heading down to IN this weekend and already anticipating the numbers of Trump signs. Have seen 0 here in the city, and only a couple on the North Shore, where the money lives.

  12. 12.

    Elizabelle

    September 27, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    @scav:

    From Shimmy to Shudder.

    That’s hilarious.

  13. 13.

    scav

    September 27, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    Apparently this sort of activity is nothing to even break much into the news, let alone as scary or unexpected behavior. A “disgruntled” Porsche-driving lawyer wearing Nazi emblems has been named by police as the gunman who opened fire on a Texas street, injuring nine people.

    Police found a Thompson submachine gun and ammunition in his sports car.
    As well as the Tommy gun, a bomb squad search of the suspect’s black Porsche convertible, which was parked at the scene, found a semi-automatic rifle, a knife and 2,600 rounds of live ammunition.
    Officials said DeSai was wearing historic military attire with Nazi emblems and used a semi-automatic handgun during the attack.
    …
    They found other historic military paraphernalia in his apartment, dating back to the US Civil War.

    but no matter, it’s clearly just a bit of disgruntled office and business issue — because those things always drive one out onto the streets to engage in a little old-fashioned American Civility on passing strangers.

  14. 14.

    raven

    September 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    @scav: Well it may have just hit the BBC but it was all over the US “media” a day ago and I posted what you did at that time.

  15. 15.

    Schlemazel

    September 27, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    I got the opportunity to educate my very young children on what the KKK was, what it stood for and what it had done to this country when a car full of the fools, in full percale regalia, pulled next to us at a stop light just outside Melbourne Florida. This was about ’93-94 and I was stunned to think there were asshole who would still trade in that bullshit. It made me realize just how backwards a place FL was. There were racists in MN too but they hid from public view and behaved as decent people in public. I could not imagine them celebrating their ignorance.

  16. 16.

    Chyron HR

    September 27, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    @scav:

    Police found a Thompson submachine gun and ammunition in his sports car. Officials said DeSai was wearing historic military attire with Nazi emblems and used a semi-automatic handgun during the attack.

    Pepe the Brainless Thompson Gunner?

  17. 17.

    debbie

    September 27, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    @Mike J:

    Very interesting.

  18. 18.

    scav

    September 27, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    @raven: Sorry, I must have been in my internet avoidance mode which only clicked back sometime mid debate when I couldn’t maintain the suspense any more.
    ETA: I’ll also admit to being very more Europe centered in my news-reading habits even when active. Should have remembered the Beeb usually lags the Guard even at the best of times. (As does the NYT often.)

  19. 19.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 27, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Hillbilly whisperer, J. D. Vance is on my TV right now. He looks so smug and Whory Woodruff is fawning all over him. eeeww.

  20. 20.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 27, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    @scav: That story has been pretty much buried by the debate coverage. Pretty alarming though.

  21. 21.

    Ryan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    I’m now watching the debate. Why does he sound and slur like I do when I’ve had 5 or 6 beers? Coke? Demon weed?

  22. 22.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    “Did you see the look on her face when I told her that not paying taxes was smart? Terrific!”

  23. 23.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    September 27, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Charlotte-Mecklenburg police headquarters has been evacuated and the bomb squad called in to look at a suspicious package.

  24. 24.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    @Ryan: Coke. Howard Dean actually suggested this via Twitter during the debate.

  25. 25.

    BGinCHI

    September 27, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Christie goes to prison for lying under oath about Bridgegate.

    Trump goes to prison for tax evasion due to using charity as slush fund.

    Profit!

  26. 26.

    Ryan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    A coke fiend huh? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

  27. 27.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Out of all the OFA vets still online and on tv, David Plouffe is my favorite.

    He’s basically inflappable…every appearance I see with him, he’s NEVER rattled, he never lets the folks lead him away from his message

    ETA: Halperin & Heilemen really tried to get him to sway from his message that DJT was not gonna win the states. They were trying their best to get him to find a way of DJT winning…and Plouffe was like NOPE and shut down every argument they tried to make

  28. 28.

    raven

    September 27, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    @scav: No prob, it just did get a good bit of coverage. It may be it wasn’t quite as big since no one but him died?

  29. 29.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    Out of all the OFA vets still online and on tv, David Plouffe is my favorite.

    He’s basically inflappable…every appearance I see with him, he’s NEVER rattled, calm and he never lets the folks lead him away from his message

    Halperin & Heilemen really tried to get him to sway from his message that Trump was not gonna win the states. They were trying their best to get him to find a way of Trump winning…and Plouffe was like NOPE and shut down every argument they tried to make

  30. 30.

    piratedan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @Chyron HR: send Lawyers, Guns and Money… the shit has hit the fan

  31. 31.

    Ryan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    @BGinCHI: Your words to God’s ear.

  32. 32.

    piratedan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: probably a care package of ethics, no wonder they thought it was suspicious

  33. 33.

    schrodinger's cat

    September 27, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    Is anyone going to watch Frontline this evening? It looks like Trump fluffing and Hillary bashing from the little excerpts they were showing. I can has liberal media?

  34. 34.

    Ryan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @lamh36: H&H are a moron. Hieleman is a moron to stick around with Haperin, an actual moron.

  35. 35.

    danielx

    September 27, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    Pepe the Brainless Thompson Gunner?

    Now, that is sacrilege.

    Come to think on it, Warren Zevon would most likely love it.

  36. 36.

    sigaba

    September 27, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    @scav:

    They found other historic military paraphernalia in his apartment, dating back to the US Civil War.

    Hmm, I wonder which side…

  37. 37.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: I’m recording it Thursday overnight, so I’ll watch it Friday.

  38. 38.

    z

    September 27, 2016 at 7:30 pm

    What’s the teleprompter for? He’s clearly ad-libbing…

    Love, love love Trump statistics: “(with the 6 trillion spent in middle east) We could’ve rebuilt our country two times over. And maybe more than that!”

  39. 39.

    danielx

    September 27, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    @Ryan:

    As Our Lady of Stolichnaya has said….let us savor.

  40. 40.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    @sigaba: Three guesses, first two don’t count.

  41. 41.

    Trollhattan

    September 27, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    @scav:
    A fvcking tommy gun? This guy must have sat in his man cave watching nothing but WWII and gangster movies. Sheesh, what a maroon.

  42. 42.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    @z: It didn’t occur to him that the reason for spending that shitload of money is that a deserting coward and a Dark Lord of the Sith started an utterly illegal and immoral war of aggression over there, does it? Both from his nominal political party?

  43. 43.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Josh Marshall posted this a little while ago.
    Trump Could Be in Big Trouble
    SEPTEMBER 27, 2016, 6:54 PM EDT
    We now have clear evidence of self-dealing in the payouts made by the Foundation and as of yesterday pretty clear evidence that Trump has used the Foundation to avoid paying taxes on income. The combination could spell real legal trouble for Trump, possible even criminal penalties. In short, you’re not allowed to use a family foundation as a piggy bank or slush fund for tax avoidance and personal or business purposes. We’ve proceeded cautiously in what we know and what we don’t. We’ve also tried to be cognizant of the fact that this is an area of criminal law where intent is critical – which is to say, ignorance of the law is a defense. That said, one top former IRS official involved in oversight of tax exempt organizations told TPM, “Once you see a pattern of that kind of egregious nature, you start to think if whether there’s an appropriate criminal referral there.” Here’s the story.

  44. 44.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    IIRC, you need a federal permit from the ATF to legally own a Tommy gun, and they do a pretty serious background check. So the odds of that being a legal weapon are quite low.

  45. 45.

    raven

    September 27, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    The Thompson .45 ACP models produced by Auto-Ordnance and Kahr Arms in Worcester, MA are faithful semi-auto firing replicas of the famous “Chicago Typewriter®.”

  46. 46.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    And then went on msnbc this afternoon and said that he wasn’t giving a diagnosis, because it’s irresponsible to do so through the TV. But he sent the tweet because Trump was displaying all the symptoms of coke use. Kate Snow tried to get him to back off, and wouldn’t. He’s master trolling.

  47. 47.

    Elizabelle

    September 27, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Yesh. I am watching Snooze Hour too, and ABC was so much better tonight.

    PBS is fluffing Trump. Morons. And that Frontline director or producer or whatever, talking about how both candidates are SO UNPOPULAR.

    Now that Hillbilly Elegy apologist is on.

  48. 48.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    @Ryan: Right…Halerpin is the smoozer…and Heilemen is the actual writer. Ya can see on the show that Halperin truly doesn’t care and ONLY when the conventional wisdom is such that he can’t spin it Trump’s way, is when he ever says a bad thing.

    Heilemen seems to genuinely care and cannot stand Trump…but I guess he can’t just give up the inside scoop that Halperin provides

  49. 49.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @Mike J: Fake.

    To be honest, it felt off, but it fell into the category journalists call, “too good to check.”

  50. 50.

    redshirt

    September 27, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    @hovercraft: Would any prosecutor even dare bringing charges against Trump before the election?

  51. 51.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    @scav: The Tommy was a semi-auto too. The only full auto Tommy’s are in collections that either predate the NFA or are owned by those with an NFA permit for them. Either way they are very, very expensive.

  52. 52.

    MomSense

    September 27, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Ha! I was going to say sleeping with the enemy.

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    @scav: I also mentioned it in a couple of comments last night as well.

  54. 54.

    smintheus

    September 27, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    Have to laugh at Neil Cavuto’s attempt to convince us that Trump was against the Iraq invasion. He releases edited excerpts of an interview; in which Cavuto frames the question as whether Bush should be spending more time on the economy or on Iraq; and Trump complains that Bush keeps talking about invading but isn’t doing the actual invading as quickly as a MacArthur would; BUT in the excerpts we’re given Trump does concede that Bush could also just wait a bit until the UN signs on to the invasion.

    That changes everything!

  55. 55.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    @redshirt:
    Not before, but they could convene a secret grand jury yes. Preet Bharara is totally capable of doing it, I can totally see him announcing November 9th that they have indicted him. Bharara is even capable of bringing it even if he wins.

  56. 56.

    MomSense

    September 27, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    @lamh36:

    I love Plouffe. Have happy memories of listening to his conference calls at night while getting materials ready for the next day’s vols.

  57. 57.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    The hit dogs hollering in response to this ABC story on the little Black girl who spoke at the Charlotte city council meeting, are reminiscent of the white folks screaming at Ruby Bridges back in the day!

    @ABC 2h2 hours ago
    Young girl to Charlotte City Council after shooting death of Keith Lamont Scott. “I can’t stand how we’re treated.”

  58. 58.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    @redshirt: Interesting question. The Watergate grand jury wanted to indict Nixon himself, and Leon Jaworski wouldn’t let them…saying that Congress had to deal with the President’s actions. So the jury settled for naming Nixon an “unindicted co-conspirator.” Would this apply to acts committed before someone is sworn into office, in the unlikely event that this someone is Donald Drumpf? I dunno.

  59. 59.

    redshirt

    September 27, 2016 at 8:00 pm

    @hovercraft: Why not before? Not enough time, or wouldn’t dare interfere in the election?

    A crime’s a crime, right?

  60. 60.

    joel hanes

    September 27, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    @raven:

    faithful semi-auto firing replicas of the famous “Chicago Typewriter®

    So, inaccurate as hell at any distance,
    and often fired from the hip to boot,
    but who cares as long as the magazine ain’t empty.

    The very definition of “indiscriminate”.

  61. 61.

    LABiker

    September 27, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    I went to Melbourne High School, and one of my friends just posted on Facebook that the roads there today are remarkably free of a-hole drivers for some reason. I didn’t know what he was talking about until just now. It’s pretty much Trump country with increasing intensity as you move away from the coast.

  62. 62.

    redshirt

    September 27, 2016 at 8:04 pm

    @joel hanes: Take that coppas! Yeah, shee? Shee?!

  63. 63.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:05 pm

    @redshirt: DOJ has a long standing policy of not using investigations to interfere with elections.

  64. 64.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Now I’m kind of hoping that Trump will somehow run afoul of the CA Franchise Tax Board. Because from what Yutsy said once, even the IRS doesn’t want to cross those guys.

  65. 65.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: So same as the NYT?

  66. 66.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    @joel hanes: They’re terrible – they have a reputation for being jam o matics. The drum magazine is not engineered well. Kahr markets them as a niche, novelty nostalgia item away from Kahr’s bread and butter: deep concealment, single stack pocket pistols.

  67. 67.

    joel hanes

    September 27, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    @redshirt:

    Why not before?

    The NYT had solid evidence that W’s minions were conducting illegal warrantless broad-scale “wiretapping” of American citizens. They sat on that story from 2004 to 2005, and when asked why, said “to avoid influencing the election.” Apologetics here

    (As if informing their readers that the Administration was engaged in illegal acts was not the core of what should be their role in a free nation.)

  68. 68.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    @Mike J: There’s a difference between the DOJ and a FBI Director who goes off the reservation, violates the Privacy Act of 1974, and freelances.

  69. 69.

    Gravenstone

    September 27, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    @Pogonip: Husband versus wife?

  70. 70.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    @redshirt:
    The media would howl foul. Donald would whine like a stuck pig. But like I said Preet would do it even if was elected. I’m not a lawyer, but 6 weeks seems kinda quick to complete the investigate something that is probably very complicated and goes back years.

  71. 71.

    EriktheRed

    September 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    I clicked on the video, heard “…she said her server was secure…” and immediately clicked off. He’s gotta keep the idiots at his rallies jazzed up over this nothingburger.

  72. 72.

    Schlemazel

    September 27, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    sadly, they don’t do much of a background check at all. You are required to get the signature of a “chief law enforcement officer” in your “area” both are poorly defined. Could be the police chief for your town, the Highway patrol or even the State AG. That and $100 allows you to transfer the weapon to your possession. They are sort of counting on the limited number of full-auto weapons allowed to control ownership. Last time I looked (15 years ago) a Thompson was selling for $35,000 and up. I worked with a guy that had a Jensen (Danish made for the CIA to send to Central America) and a Soviet WWII era SPP (the one you see in movie with the drum magazine like the Thompson has.

  73. 73.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    @Mike J:
    Good one.

  74. 74.

    gene108

    September 27, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    @sigaba:

    He’s probably first or second generation immigrant from India. Seems to be a collector for whatever reason. Being in Texas, probably more Confederate swag floating around. I cannot picture a scenario, in which his great-great-great-great grandfather faaught in it.

  75. 75.

    redshirt

    September 27, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Which makes sense in a normal world where neither candidate is guilty of crimes.

    But Donald seems like he has several, one of which actually in progress. Did they slow that one (Trump U) down as well in deference to the election?

    *Mental note: Commit a bunch of crimes, run for President, ???, profit!

  76. 76.

    rikyrah

    September 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @scav:
    Economic anxiety though.???

  77. 77.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @EriktheRed: But that’s the damn thing…her server wasn’t secure, she knew it wasn’t and didn’t pass classified over it. That’s what she had the SCIF for…you recall them talking about that at the FAIL hearings of Draco Malfoy, I’m sure.

  78. 78.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @Ryan:

    Why does he sound and slur like I do when I’ve had 5 or 6 beers?

    That’s no accident!

  79. 79.

    redshirt

    September 27, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    @hovercraft: No doubt. As would the entire Right Wing Hivemind. But again, a crime’s a crime.

  80. 80.

    joel hanes

    September 27, 2016 at 8:18 pm

    @redshirt:

    You … dirty … rat. I’m gonna … *get* you …shee?
    Yeah … you … and your family …

    I miss Saturday afternoon B&W movies on TV

  81. 81.

    mike in dc

    September 27, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @LABiker:
    I went to Eau Gallie High School. Unfortunate that the area now has a conservative cast to it. I enjoyed growing up in the area in the early-mid 80s.

  82. 82.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 27, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    @EriktheRed: I really hope that Secretary Clinton hits him hard about all his sleazy dealings during the next debates.

  83. 83.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    @joel hanes:
    The ‘liberal’ NY Times had to make sure they would not be called liberal, ’cause that’s a dirty word. The liberal media already brought down one republican president, they didn’t want to be accused of causing another one to be defeated. Dick Chaney and Rove, were also very good at intimidating the press. Plus since the nation was still in the post 9/11 with us or against us mode most of the media was cowed into doing the administrations bidding.

  84. 84.

    germy

    September 27, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    Major Garrett ✔@MajorCBS

    On @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump said he won a @CBSNews post-debate poll. We did not conduct a post-debate poll.

  85. 85.

    mike in dc

    September 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @joel hanes:

    The accuracy improved when they cut slats into the tip of the barrel, to keep it from riding up on the shooter. It spit out heavy .45 ACP slugs at a high rate of fire, with a 50 or even 100 round drum magazine. Pretty much ideally suited for gangland slayings in the 20s and 30s.

  86. 86.

    MomSense

    September 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    @joel hanes:

    I’ve written here before that I was caught up in that mess. One of the members of our group tried to sue to get more information about the extent of the surveillance but didn’t get very far.

  87. 87.

    joel hanes

    September 27, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    I’m remembering a pop song, probably late 80s, kind of prog-rock sounding, with a bunch of gangster-movie references in the lyrics and lines from classics.

    But I can’t find it. Anyone know what I’m talking about ?

  88. 88.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    @Mnemosyne: @Schlemazel: It actually requires the completion of a National Firearms Act Form 4:
    https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/form/form-4-application-tax-paid-transfer-and-registration-firearm-atf-form-53204/download
    Here’s one Federal Firearms Licensed Dealer’s explanation of how this works:
    http://targetworld.net/Steps%20for%20buying%20NFA%20(Class%20III%20Weaponry)%2011-3-07.pdf

    And here’s the instructions from a lawyer specializing in NFA trusts on how to do this if you’ve set up a firearms’ trust:
    https://www.guntrustlawyer.com/form4

    There are a number of state and local limitations. Some states allow all NFA controlled items. Some only allow certain ones. Some states do not allow any of them. Additionally, one can not cross state lines with an NFA controlled item without BATF permission.

  89. 89.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    I had a very annoying day today. Nothing big, just a bunch of small irritations. And now I just realized that I don’t have any means to make dinner at home, so now I have to stop at the store instead of going straight home.

    That’s just the kind of day it’s been. Annoying.

  90. 90.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @redshirt: Trump U at the Federal level is not being treated as a crime, rather it is the subject of a civil suit. There is an ongoing investigation of Trump U at the NY State level. Neither of these are under the purview of the Department of Justice.

  91. 91.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 27, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    @smintheus: Everything that wishful thinkers view as progressive elements in Trump, like war skepticism and trade deal skepticism, is actually just Trump saying that if he were in charge he’d totally kick ass at everything.

  92. 92.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    @mike in dc: Spray and pray!

  93. 93.

    Origuy

    September 27, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Sign outside a Belfast Cafe:
    Trump Sandwich
    White bread
    Full of baloney
    Russian dressing
    A small pickle

  94. 94.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Please shoot ESPN announcers.

  95. 95.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    September 27, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    In Norman, OK for a business trip. Two Hillary signs, no Trump signs. In a self proclaimed “nerd bar.” Very nice for sooner country – alternative music played low, hockey and Chris Hayes on the TVs. Maybe the world needs more nerd bars.

  96. 96.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    @VibeMagazine 12m12 minutes ago
    @serenawilliams pens a candid open letter about fearing for her 18-year-old nephew

    I have a 17 year old nephew, who will be driving soon, so I understand exactly what Serena Williams is saying in this letter. And if I feel this way, I can’t even imagine how my sister is feeling

  97. 97.

    lamh36

    September 27, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    @kenvogel
    This guy at Trump Melbourne rally wishes Hillary had married OJ Simpson.

  98. 98.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    @lamh36:

    My nephew (who is mixed race) is 23 and doesn’t have a driver’s license. I think there are multiple reasons for that (including that he takes medication for bipolar and ADHD), but now I’m wondering if this is a factor, too. Thanks for posting this.

  99. 99.

    hovercraft

    September 27, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Origuy:
    Is it because they speak English, or are the Brits the best at trolling the Donald, first we had the Scots, and now this.

  100. 100.

    XTPD

    September 27, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    @Schlemazel: My teen sister (who, like the rest of our family, absolutely cannot stand Trump) is actually going to the rally for the lulz. The thought of actually being in a Trump rally horrifies me much more than it entertains, and – besides the fact that I have to stay at my college for math studying – I knew there was no way in hell I’d be attending that shit (also the fact that I’m more identifiably black means there’s probably a 1-in-2 chance I wouldn’t leave alive).

    I’ve lived in Central FL since ’99 (i.e, since I was 4), and there seem to be substantive improvements from ’94. Don’t get me wrong – up north is still effectively Eastern Alabama and Central FL still has its fair share of crazy (the Space Coast went R in both ’08 and ’12). But the influx of snowbirds and minorities has helped dilute the wingnuttery to an extent, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns solidly blue by 2028.

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    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    Secretary of State ‏@secstatewa 1 hour ago Olympia, WA
    #NationalVoterRegistrationDay push has added 5,151 new online registrations, 10 times an average day last month. 5th best day on record.

  102. 102.

    ThresherK

    September 27, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @germy: Is that the most fact-checking Major Garrett has ever done in his life?

  103. 103.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Sometimes those kinds of days are more draining than a day with one big (but fixable) calamity. I’ve had it recently with electronics and machines — everything breaks, or gets a flat, or drains its battery, or burns out. Nothing really major, just enough to make me feel like a mechanical/electrical Typhoid Mary.

  104. 104.

    divF

    September 27, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne: I’m holed up in a hotel in the Maryland suburbs on a week-long business trip to DC. The good news is that I am next door to a 24-hour Safeway, so I can live on relatively healthy food (salad bar, milk, fruit, bread). Also, I don’t have to worry about what time room service shuts down.

  105. 105.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 27, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    @Origuy: Ha!!

    Really enjoying Chris Hayes’ show tonight. He is picking apart Trump’s debate performance.

  106. 106.

    MomSense

    September 27, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @lamh36

    It is stressful enough when you give your kid the keys to the car without having to worry that a mechanical issue or broken tail light could result in their death. No one should have to live with that kind of fear. I watched the video of a little girl in Charlotte today and just broke down.

  107. 107.

    scav

    September 27, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    @rikyrah: Rich White Lawyer economic anxiety is reason enough for random potshots on streets (and no way a reflection on white lawyer culture). It’s only really a problem if the poors, browns or foreigns start taking out the locals — that’s poaching!

  108. 108.

    Prescott Cactus

    September 27, 2016 at 8:41 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    The Russians are cunning, the Russians are cunning.

    Emergency, everybody to get from street

  109. 109.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Yeah, it’s almost easier to deal with a Big Problem than a half-dozen petty annoyances. Like, not only did we have to go talk to our tax accountant today, all the spots in their parking lot were full, so I had to park two blocks away. Stuff like that, but ALL. DAY. LONG.

    @divF:

    Part of my stress is that I ran out of healthy snacks at work, so I’ve been eating horrible crap all day, which only makes my mood worse. Ugh.

  110. 110.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Guiliani looks like the Count Von Orlock! And he’s not got one eye doing its own thing. Wonder what happened with that knock he took to his head.

  111. 111.

    SFAW

    September 27, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    @efgoldman:

    My wife heard a rumour that Yankees fans were going to moon Big Papi — any truth to that (so far)? Or is it just a new urban legend? (I kind of figure the latter, but one never knows with those guys.)

  112. 112.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m sticking with Orlok:
    http://www.pitt.edu/~slavic/courses/vampires/images/nosferatu/nos4.jpg
    https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hJujqjpxNaE/VryKRSU-srI/AAAAAAAAGjo/x9fB32ZtVVI/s1600/nosferatu2.png
    http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c04ad28d7846d1f12e8d638598eeb33/tumblr_ngbzt8rOOc1rp0vkjo1_500.gif

  113. 113.

    SFAW

    September 27, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    @Prescott Cactus:

    Egermency!

    Xorosho

  114. 114.

    divF

    September 27, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I’ve been eating horrible crap all day, which only makes my mood worse.

    That will definitely do it to you. I am feeling so much better than usual this trip by not eating heavy restaurant food that I will look for other configurations like this (hotel, 24 hour grocery, and Metro stop so I don’t have to drive).

  115. 115.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    @efgoldman: Only 2-3 now. Ortiz wanted a homer there as much as we wanted to see him hit it.

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    Gravenstone

    September 27, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    @joel hanes: “Friends of Mr. Cairo”, Jon (Anderson) and Vangelis

  117. 117.

    Mnemosyne

    September 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    @divF:

    Neither of us travel for work much, but we always do that when we go away on vacation. It makes life so much easier when you have snacks and light breakfasts right there instead of having to eat out every time you want something to snack on.

  118. 118.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Texas:
    Harris County (Houston) 2012:
    Obama 585,451 49.4%
    Romney 484,486 49.3%

    Clinton leads by 10%.

  119. 119.

    Mike J

    September 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    @Mike J: (cite)

  120. 120.

    gene108

    September 27, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    @scav:

    @rikyrah: Rich White Lawyer economic anxiety is reason enough for random potshots on streets (and no way a reflection on white lawyer culture). It’s only really a problem if the poors, browns or foreigns start taking out the locals — that’s poaching!

    Nathan DeSai was not white. He was South Asian.

    Not that it makes it better, but I think people are attributing causes to his actions based on a misidentification of his ethnicity.

  121. 121.

    LABiker

    September 27, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    @mike in dc: I moved away from there in ’84 but would go back to visit my parents over the years, until they moved to the west coast near where Betty Cracker lives. Melbourne Beach, Indialantic, Eau Gallie — all pretty nice places. Must go back someday for a visit.

  122. 122.

    Mike E

    September 27, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m rooting for a Sox/Cubs tilt, not because I care about your fucking team (::wavey::) or the other one, but just to see the two oldest venues get the Series this year. Plus, I hate all the other teams even more, so this would be at least somewhat watchable

  123. 123.

    germy

    September 27, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Is that the most fact-checking Major Garrett has ever done in his life?

    And now he has to lie down.

  124. 124.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 27, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    @LABiker: I had a great dinner at Continental Flambe earlier this year!

  125. 125.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 27, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    @gene108:

    @rikyrah: Rich White Lawyer economic anxiety is reason enough for random potshots on streets (and no way a reflection on white lawyer culture). It’s only really a problem if the poors, browns or foreigns start taking out the locals — that’s poaching!

    Nathan DeSai was not white. He was South Asian.

    Not sure he was rich, either. Was the Porsche leased?

  126. 126.

    Prescott Cactus

    September 27, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    @Mike J: Cite your own self? Boy, that’s being tough on yourself. I’d a trusted ya.

  127. 127.

    scav

    September 27, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    @gene108: Was probably misled by his Civil War memorabilia and schooling in Tulsa (I think), although really thinking along class lines. Also, less positing what was going on in his head, but just blathering about the usual who gets to be lone wolves and who instantly gets scary TV coverage for hours on end. Must be a day of sloppy logic for me (plus being lousy at remembering names), but I think the essential point still stands. Only certain classes of shooting are seen as really scary, worthy of notice and symptomatic of larger problems, and this one wasn’t one of them — whereas the nation’s managed a permanent panic about other people doing similar things.

    @Steve in the ATL: His toys seemed expensive based on comments above.

  128. 128.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    @efgoldman: I’m talking about Giuliani not Trump.

  129. 129.

    Miss Bianca

    September 27, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    @Origuy: that sounds like the Belfast I know and love!

  130. 130.

    Jim Parish

    September 27, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    @lamh36: What, he thinks Simpson would have been a good President?

  131. 131.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    @efgoldman: He doesn’t look like that these days.

  132. 132.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    @scav: About a grand for the Tommy. Depending on how much ammo he had another couple of hundred dollars. The NAZI stuff and Civil War stuff, I have no idea.

  133. 133.

    gene108

    September 27, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    @scav:

    The right-wing rushed to label the Pulse nightclub shooter as a foot soldier for ISIS, but that theme was beaten back swiftly and he became a confused lone wolf in the media.

    I just see the same rush to judgement here, about him being some sort of white nationalist based on the Nazi uniform. I think in many cases a guy in a Nazi uniform would be considered a white nationalist, but this seems to be an exception.

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Maybe he had money and lost it all, when his law practice failed? I don’t know.

    He seemed to like to collect war/military type memorabilia, and I include Tommy guns here as they were made famous in the gang wars of the 1920’s.

    This is just my conjecture based on reading a handful of articles. I am no expert on this guy.

  134. 134.

    Joel

    September 27, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Speaking of old machine guns, how is the Browning M2 still produced? Remarkable that a >80 year old military tech is still valued.

  135. 135.

    Miss Bianca

    September 27, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Maybe it’s time for a remake…”Nosferatu in New York”.

  136. 136.

    Jim Parish

    September 27, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    There were pro-Nazi Indians back in the day, such as Chandra Bose. Perhaps this guy was an admirer.

  137. 137.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    @Joel: They appear to be indestructible:
    http://www.realcleardefense.com/articles/2015/11/05/us_army_found_an_m2_50_caliber_machine-gun_still_shooting_perfectly_after_90_years_of_service_108648.html

    By Jennifer Bacchus
    November 05, 2015

    United Airlines allegedly denied benefits to an Air Force reservist
    The first battle of WWII featured one of the last cavalry charges ever
    It’s not the Beretta M9 that sucks, it’s the ammo
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    The .50 caliber M2 machine gun was designed in 1918, near the end of World War I by John Browning.

    Production began in 1921 and the weapon was designed so a single receiver could be turned into seven different variants by adding jackets, barrels or other components.

    Roughly 94 years after the first production run of M2 machine guns came off the assembly line, the 324th weapon produced made it to Anniston Army Depot for overhaul and upgrade.

    In more than 90 years of existence, the receiver with serial number 324 has never been overhauled.

    “Looking at the receiver, for its age, it looks good as new and it gauges better than most of the other weapons,” said John Clark, a small arms repair leader.

    Despite the fact that the weapon still meets most specifications, it may be destined for the scrap yard.

    Modifications made to the weapon in the field mean part of the receiver would have to be removed through welding and replaced with new metal, a process which usually means the receiver is scrap.

    “I’d rather put this one on display than send it to the scrap yard,” said Clark, adding the weapon’s age makes it appealing as a historical artifact.

    Currently, the 389th M2 is on display in the Small Arms Repair Facility. There is an approval process the older weapon would have to go through in order to be similarly displayed. Clark and Jeff Bonner, the Weapons Division chief, are researching and beginning that process.

    In 2011, the depot began converting the Army’s inventory of M2 flexible machine guns to a new variant.

    The M2A1, has a fixed headspace, or distance between the face of the bolt and the base of the cartridge case, and timing, the weapon’s adjustment which allows firing when the recoil is in the correct positon.

    In the past, every time a Soldier changed the barrel on the M2, the timing and headspace had to be changed as well. If that wasn’t done properly, the weapon could blow apart. The fixed headspace and timing eliminates this risk to Soldiers.

    “It only takes 30 seconds to change out the barrel on the M2A1 and you’re back in business. The M2 Flex version could take three to five minutes, depending upon your situation,” said Jeff Bonner, weapons division chief.

    Bonner said this is the first major change to the M2 weapon system since the machine gun was first fielded.

    Since the overhaul and upgrade work began in fiscal year 2011, the depot has brought more than 14,000 of these .50 caliber machine guns to better than new, and upgraded, condition.

    Once the weapon is rebuilt, it has to be readied to be fired, repeatedly, without jamming or suffering other mechanical difficulties.

    To assist with this process, a machine known as the exerciser is used to ensure the new parts work well with the old.

    After all, the older parts of the weapon could be nearly 90 years old.

    The exerciser simulates charging the weapon, or preparing it to be fired, 700 times.

  138. 138.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    @Joel: Also, FN Herstal holds the patent rights, is a major supplier to the US military and to our NATO allies, and continues to produce them:
    http://www.fnherstal.com/primary-menu/products-capabilities/machine-guns/general/product/306/233/306/2/_/fn-m2hb-qcbtm.html

    Introduction
    FN Herstal is the original manufacturer of the Quick Change Barrel (QCB) version Browning M2HB .50 cal heavy machine gun.

    Today, tens of thousands of the FN QCB configuration are in service around the world.

    Benefits
    Fast, easy and safe barrel change procedure

    The FN QCB™ system allows the barrel change to be quickly carried out by one person, reduces exposure time to enemy fire and eliminates the need to check and adjust headspace at user level.

    The reliability and effectiveness of the M2HB Browning .50 cal machine gun remain unchanged.
    Target effect

    A full range of cartridges including Armor Piercing and Armor Piercing Explosive Incendiary allows the FN M2HB-QCB™ to engage soft skinned and light armoured vehicles and buildings or bunkers.
    Easy and Quick Conversion in service M2HB machine guns

    In service M2HB machine guns of FN Herstal or other origin can be converted in less than 30 minutes by an armorer in a normal workshop using a simple kit of tools and gauges to the FN M2HB-QCB™ configuration.

    The modifications to the original M2HB design are limited, so the effect on user training and logistics are minimal.
    FN M2HB-QCB™
    One weapon for various applications

    The FN M2HB-QCB™ can be used on a wide variety of mountings for vehicles, boats and ships.

  139. 139.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I’ll get LAO right on that.

  140. 140.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 27, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I asked her. She replied with:

    He’s definitely a vampire.

  141. 141.

    JR in WV

    September 27, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    @Mike J:

    Petrogradsky District of Saint Petersburg, RU. Amazing. Not surprising, but amazing.

  142. 142.

    Applejinx

    September 28, 2016 at 5:34 am

    @joel hanes:

    I’m remembering a pop song, probably late 80s, kind of prog-rock sounding, with a bunch of gangster-movie references in the lyrics and lines from classics.
    But I can’t find it. Anyone know what I’m talking about ?

    Any possibility it’s Ballad Of Danny Bailey? Very proggy orchestration and bassline, and it’s got that ‘eighties’ snare as an effect, a decade early. Anyway, good song for the thread. One hopes, appropriate.

    “Now it’s all over, Donny Trump-ley, and the harvest is in… Dillinger’s dead, I guess the cops won again…”

  143. 143.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2016 at 7:34 am

    @gene108:
    So, in essence he is a Dave Chappelle Show skit come to life. ??

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