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Belated NFL Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  October 9, 20161:49 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

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Football? What football? I’ve been mainlining the Trump train wreck to such an unhealthy degree that I forgotten sportsball existed. But here are today’s games:

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Meanwhile, in the basement parking garage at Trump Tower…

pussywagon

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    October 9, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    What is this “NFL” or “football” of which you speak, young squire?

  2. 2.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    I’m picking Clinton by at least 14.

    Go Team Dem!!!

  3. 3.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    @Corner Stone: Your Texans are getting BBQ’D.

  4. 4.

    Daulnay

    October 9, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    Most of the pundits commenting on Trump’s tape are missing the most disqualifying part of the tapes — the admission that Trump will try to ‘get away with’ whatever his power enables. Our society largely relies on people doing the right thing even if they can get away with wrongdoing, especially among the powerful. Donald Trump has no scruples whatsoever, no shame, and will do whatever his power lets him get away with. Giving him presidential power is extraordinarily dangerous.

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    I don’t see any cats near that truck. What gives?

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Daulnay:
    Good point.

  7. 7.

    WaterGirl

    October 9, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I was looking at the photo hoping to come up with a clever response to your funny comment, and then I noticed the license plate, which I had missed before: PSY*WGN. hahahahaha

    Good one, Betty Cracker! I assume you made that lovely image of the wagon just for us? Love the license plate.

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack (tablet)

    October 9, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    Nice thing about my two “local” teams, the Deplorables and the Ravens, playing each other is that I get a halfway decent game on the other channel: Jets vs. Steelers (in their throwback bumblebee uniforms).

  9. 9.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Fuck that GO DAWGS!!!!

  10. 10.

    Corner Stone

    October 9, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    @Daulnay:

    Our society largely relies on people doing the right thing even if they can get away with wrongdoing, especially among the powerful.

    That sounds like a nice place and I may want to move there some day. Which country are you in?

  11. 11.

    Shell

    October 9, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Don’t know how combative the debate will get tonight, but all the talking heads, whether on CNN or MSNBC, looked like they were ready to start punching each other. Guess the strain is starting to show.

  12. 12.

    debbie

    October 9, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    If anything’s Photoshopped, it’s Trump’s face in the window. The logo’s also along the back of the side of the truck.

  13. 13.

    CaseyL

    October 9, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    The photo is from Kill Bill Vol. 1. It’s the vehicle Kiddo uses to escape from the hospital. Perfect for a color comment on current Trumpian times!

    My ‘Hawks have the week off, and the only other team I’m even vaguely interested in watching are the Falcons, and that only because Seattle’s former defensive coach, Dan Quinn, was hired as Atlanta’s new head coach. (That means I wish them the best unless they’re playing Seattle. Which they do, next week. Which should be awfully interesting!)

  14. 14.

    Daulnay

    October 9, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    That sounds like a nice place and I may want to move there some day. Which country are you in?

    The non-Libertarian part of the United States.

  15. 15.

    debit

    October 9, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    @redshirt: Heh heh heh. Mine is an evil laugh.

    ETA: Gloating is bad and I should be ashamed, but it’s been so many years since the Vikes have been this good. I have to enjoy while I can before they fall apart and crush all my hopes and dreams. Again.

  16. 16.

    Mike J

    October 9, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    @CaseyL: Tarentino once said in an interview that he kept that truck and actually drives it on occasion. The internet being what it is, people checked google earth for recent images of his house, and yes, it was parked in his driveway.

  17. 17.

    Ruckus

    October 9, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    Hard to believe that Wyoming would issue that plate. Not impossible, just hard to believe.

  18. 18.

    lamh36

    October 9, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    i’m already sure most saw, but…

    ICYMI: @Lin_Manuel on #SNL first time i watched nearly the entire show in a LONG time!!


    Opening Monologue Clip

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 9, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    @Ruckus: isn’t that Texas? I’d chalk it up to a clerk who either didn’t get it, or did (“heh, heh… Hey, Beavis, look at this…”)

  20. 20.

    CaseyL

    October 9, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    @Mike J: I’m surprised he lets the public know where he lives, to look him up on Google Earth! Wonder how many hopefuls leave screenplays on his doorstep overnight.

  21. 21.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Arf!

  22. 22.

    MattF

    October 9, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    @WaterGirl: @Ruckus: Ah, that looks like a Maryland license plate. Certainly not a NY plate.

  23. 23.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    @MattF: Texas

  24. 24.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    @debit: Your team is solid. The kicker position seems to be your only weakness, and it could be major. Last year’s playoff game, for example.

  25. 25.

    lamh36

    October 9, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Isn’t Tom Brady a Trump supporter?

    Someone should ask him for comment on TapeGate…i mean wouldn’t it scene be their duty to do so?

  26. 26.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    October 9, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    @raven: That’s right Go Washington Huskies!!! Oh you didn’t mean that. Anyhoo I have that movie at home and I love that scene when The Bride confronts the two sexual predators, especially the one who owns that truck.

  27. 27.

    Tenar Darell

    October 9, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    My cousin-in-law mentioned that the Browns uniforms remind her of Dunkin Donuts’ colors & now I can’t unthink it.

    Sorry (not sorry) ??? (Why yes I’m feeling particularly ornery & evil today, been watching the car crashes all weekend).

  28. 28.

    Corner Stone

    October 9, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    “We haven’t verified those leaks yet but it raises questions…”
    MSNBC just now. Your liberal media at work.

  29. 29.

    Corner Stone

    October 9, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    No. We’re not getting a fucking salad for dinner tonight!

  30. 30.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 9, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    @raven:

    Fuck that GO DAWGS!!!!

    I second the motion. My daughter is at the game and enjoying an early Dawgs lead.

  31. 31.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    October 9, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    I saw an ad for the movie Hacksaw Ridge, I wonder if that is about Desmond Doss, the only acknowledged Conscience Objector to receive an Medal Of Honor. That is a story that needed to be told. The Documentary on him was good.

  32. 32.

    Mike J

    October 9, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @CaseyL: I don’t think he advertises where he lives, but it’s pretty hard to keep it secret.

  33. 33.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I assume she drove over this morning?

  34. 34.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @Corner Stone: You don’t make friends with salad.

  35. 35.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Yes

  36. 36.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 9, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    @raven: actually she went Thursday evening! She said it never got that bad.

  37. 37.

    raven

    October 9, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Huh, she must have a place to stay over there.

    eta Duh, that was a dumb statement!

  38. 38.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 9, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    @raven: as much as we don’t approve, she has friends at USC!

  39. 39.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    October 9, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    @Mr Stagger Lee: Yes, it’s about Doss. His MoH citation is jaw-dropping.

  40. 40.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Wow, Browns on their 3rd QB of the game.

    Poor Browns. :(

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    October 9, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    @debit: I have always said that if you’re a A student you don’t get to brag about getting an A on your test, but if you don’t normally do that well and you get an A, you get complete bragging rights, and no one should think less of you. I think that applies here, too.

  42. 42.

    WaterGirl

    October 9, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    @Mike J: Oh my god, that is a real truck? I thought for sure it was photoshopped!

  43. 43.

    p.a.

    October 9, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Brady looked rusty.

  44. 44.

    Kenneth Kohl

    October 9, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    That’s an impressive set of wheels Ivanka is driving around…

  45. 45.

    redshirt

    October 9, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    @p.a.: Rusty like a knife!

  46. 46.

    JR in WV

    October 9, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    @Steeplejack (tablet):

    I’m glad I’m not the only person who likes the Bumble-Bee costumes!

    Mrs J thinks they’re cute.

  47. 47.

    ArchTeryx

    October 9, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: Real enough. As pointed out above it was a prop from Kill Bill Vol. 1, and Tarantino kept the truck afterward. Even drives it around on occasion, presumably just for the yucks.

  48. 48.

    SiubhanDuinne, liberal mob enforcer bitch

    October 9, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Good one, Betty Cracker! I assume you made that lovely image of the wagon just for us? Love the license plate.

    Not to mention Trump peering out the back window.

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