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Fucking Bloody Hell, Steve

by John Cole|  January 16, 201711:46 pm| 22 Comments

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Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger bed:

That bed was A.) made and B.) is queen size. I don’t think he mussed it all by himself, as that looks like Thurston’s handiwork because three pillows are on the damned floor.

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  1. 1.

    Mike J

    January 16, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Inaugural-Ball Organizers Cut Ticket Prices

  2. 2.

    Aleta

    January 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    Get a bigger bed or couch and they just expand and stretch out to fill more of it, like they were so horribly cramped for so long until now.

  3. 3.

    Aleta

    January 16, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    @Mike J: You got to be kidding me.
    ETA Oh, I guess you are. I jump to conclusions.

  4. 4.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    Hi! I am first world problem.

  5. 5.

    JordanRules

    January 16, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    I for sure see some Thurston DGAFness in there!

  6. 6.

    Suzanne

    January 16, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    You only got a queen size? With that crew?

    Lord, Cole. Never skimp on the bed.

  7. 7.

    laura

    January 16, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    Big Kiki is big.
    He’s gonna love stretching out on the new bed.
    Where are you gonna sleep?

  8. 8.

    Suzanne

    January 16, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    Seriously, if you ever get yourself a friend to spend the night, s/he is not going to fit.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    January 17, 2017 at 12:00 am

    @Aleta: No, not kidding.

    An email sent out by inaugural fundraising planners last week touted “special rates we have negotiated for you” for various tickets. A ticket to the larger of the two official inaugural balls could be had for $500.
    That is half the $1,000 that some people had paid earlier for a ticket, a sign that donors have not opened their wallets as they did when Mr. Obama was first inaugurated in 2009 and that planners were still working to meet their fundraising goal.

    ..

    To raise $50 million, fundraisers would have to sell 50,000 ball tickets at the price of $1,000 apiece. That strategy on its own would not work, since the convention center hosting the main balls holds 42,000 attendees. Planners raised $53 million for the 2009 festivities.

    While the WSJ ed page is run by nutbags, the news is usually spot on.

  10. 10.

    Central Planning

    January 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

    John, you need to get some of those motion-activated security cameras for your house to record the shenanigans of your pets. Only hilarity could ensue.

  11. 11.

    John Cole

    January 17, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Bed in the new house is king sized.

  12. 12.

    Suzanne

    January 17, 2017 at 12:06 am

    @John Cole: Oh good.

    Maybe you could put a king for the animals and a queen for you in the new bedroom.

    Who am I kidding. Damn animals don’t want just ANY space. They want YOUR space.

  13. 13.

    lahke

    January 17, 2017 at 12:07 am

    If no one has peed/shat in the bed, you can ignore a little mussing up.

    Up next, giant drifts of fur as winter coats start coming off. I’m already getting little dark clouds piling up on the stairs and in corners.

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    January 17, 2017 at 12:13 am

    I just knew that it was a King bed. Yep, you need one, Cole.

  15. 15.

    Yarrow

    January 17, 2017 at 12:20 am

    @Suzanne: Probably doesn’t matter what the size of the bed is, the critters are going to be all snuggled up next to Cole.

  16. 16.

    Yarrow

    January 17, 2017 at 12:23 am

    @John Cole: Been wondering how all your critters are with stairs. It looks like your bedroom is upstairs in the new house. Doesn’t Rosie have some joint mobility issues? Are they going to be okay with stairs?

  17. 17.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 17, 2017 at 12:31 am

    I have the same comforter.

    Yay.

  18. 18.

    amk

    January 17, 2017 at 12:34 am

    I toldja bunk bed. Dumb ass.

  19. 19.

    Calouste

    January 17, 2017 at 12:40 am

    @Mike J: The news is from 4 years ago.

  20. 20.

    Aleta

    January 17, 2017 at 3:00 am

    @Mike J: But when I clicked on your link, it was about Pres. Obama’s in 2013.

  21. 21.

    Aleta

    January 17, 2017 at 3:01 am

    @amk: My cats-dog want a bunk bed so bad.

  22. 22.

    sherparick

    January 17, 2017 at 8:47 am

    I wonder if Steve has exercised some strange mind control over Thurston? You might want to start writing short stories featuring those two.

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