Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Glad to see john eastman going through some things.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

As long as McCarthy is Speaker, the House will never be in order.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

White supremacy is terrorism.

Bark louder, little dog.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

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  2. 2.

    Aleta

    Get a bigger bed or couch and they just expand and stretch out to fill more of it, like they were so horribly cramped for so long until now.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    @Aleta: No, not kidding.

    An email sent out by inaugural fundraising planners last week touted “special rates we have negotiated for you” for various tickets. A ticket to the larger of the two official inaugural balls could be had for $500.
    That is half the $1,000 that some people had paid earlier for a ticket, a sign that donors have not opened their wallets as they did when Mr. Obama was first inaugurated in 2009 and that planners were still working to meet their fundraising goal.

    ..

    To raise $50 million, fundraisers would have to sell 50,000 ball tickets at the price of $1,000 apiece. That strategy on its own would not work, since the convention center hosting the main balls holds 42,000 attendees. Planners raised $53 million for the 2009 festivities.

    While the WSJ ed page is run by nutbags, the news is usually spot on.

  10. 10.

    Central Planning

    John, you need to get some of those motion-activated security cameras for your house to record the shenanigans of your pets. Only hilarity could ensue.

  12. 12.

    Suzanne

    @John Cole: Oh good.

    Maybe you could put a king for the animals and a queen for you in the new bedroom.

    Who am I kidding. Damn animals don’t want just ANY space. They want YOUR space.

  13. 13.

    lahke

    If no one has peed/shat in the bed, you can ignore a little mussing up.

    Up next, giant drifts of fur as winter coats start coming off. I’m already getting little dark clouds piling up on the stairs and in corners.

  16. 16.

    Yarrow

    @John Cole: Been wondering how all your critters are with stairs. It looks like your bedroom is upstairs in the new house. Doesn’t Rosie have some joint mobility issues? Are they going to be okay with stairs?

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    sherparick

    I wonder if Steve has exercised some strange mind control over Thurston? You might want to start writing short stories featuring those two.

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