Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Bark louder, little dog.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

People are complicated. Love is not.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Come on, man.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

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  2. 2.

    Aleta

    Get a bigger bed or couch and they just expand and stretch out to fill more of it, like they were so horribly cramped for so long until now.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    @Aleta: No, not kidding.

    An email sent out by inaugural fundraising planners last week touted “special rates we have negotiated for you” for various tickets. A ticket to the larger of the two official inaugural balls could be had for $500.
    That is half the $1,000 that some people had paid earlier for a ticket, a sign that donors have not opened their wallets as they did when Mr. Obama was first inaugurated in 2009 and that planners were still working to meet their fundraising goal.

    ..

    To raise $50 million, fundraisers would have to sell 50,000 ball tickets at the price of $1,000 apiece. That strategy on its own would not work, since the convention center hosting the main balls holds 42,000 attendees. Planners raised $53 million for the 2009 festivities.

    While the WSJ ed page is run by nutbags, the news is usually spot on.

  10. 10.

    Central Planning

    John, you need to get some of those motion-activated security cameras for your house to record the shenanigans of your pets. Only hilarity could ensue.

  12. 12.

    Suzanne

    @John Cole: Oh good.

    Maybe you could put a king for the animals and a queen for you in the new bedroom.

    Who am I kidding. Damn animals don’t want just ANY space. They want YOUR space.

  13. 13.

    lahke

    If no one has peed/shat in the bed, you can ignore a little mussing up.

    Up next, giant drifts of fur as winter coats start coming off. I’m already getting little dark clouds piling up on the stairs and in corners.

  16. 16.

    Yarrow

    @John Cole: Been wondering how all your critters are with stairs. It looks like your bedroom is upstairs in the new house. Doesn’t Rosie have some joint mobility issues? Are they going to be okay with stairs?

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    sherparick

    I wonder if Steve has exercised some strange mind control over Thurston? You might want to start writing short stories featuring those two.

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