Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

This really is a full service blog.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

All your base are belong to Tunch.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

I really should read my own blog.

We still have time to mess this up!

Nothing worth doing is easy.

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  2. 2.

    Aleta

    Get a bigger bed or couch and they just expand and stretch out to fill more of it, like they were so horribly cramped for so long until now.

  9. 9.

    Mike J

    @Aleta: No, not kidding.

    An email sent out by inaugural fundraising planners last week touted “special rates we have negotiated for you” for various tickets. A ticket to the larger of the two official inaugural balls could be had for $500.
    That is half the $1,000 that some people had paid earlier for a ticket, a sign that donors have not opened their wallets as they did when Mr. Obama was first inaugurated in 2009 and that planners were still working to meet their fundraising goal.

    ..

    To raise $50 million, fundraisers would have to sell 50,000 ball tickets at the price of $1,000 apiece. That strategy on its own would not work, since the convention center hosting the main balls holds 42,000 attendees. Planners raised $53 million for the 2009 festivities.

    While the WSJ ed page is run by nutbags, the news is usually spot on.

  10. 10.

    Central Planning

    John, you need to get some of those motion-activated security cameras for your house to record the shenanigans of your pets. Only hilarity could ensue.

  12. 12.

    Suzanne

    @John Cole: Oh good.

    Maybe you could put a king for the animals and a queen for you in the new bedroom.

    Who am I kidding. Damn animals don’t want just ANY space. They want YOUR space.

  13. 13.

    lahke

    If no one has peed/shat in the bed, you can ignore a little mussing up.

    Up next, giant drifts of fur as winter coats start coming off. I’m already getting little dark clouds piling up on the stairs and in corners.

  16. 16.

    Yarrow

    @John Cole: Been wondering how all your critters are with stairs. It looks like your bedroom is upstairs in the new house. Doesn’t Rosie have some joint mobility issues? Are they going to be okay with stairs?

  22. 22.

    sherparick

    I wonder if Steve has exercised some strange mind control over Thurston? You might want to start writing short stories featuring those two.

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