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You are here: Home / Organizing & Resistance / Don't Mourn, Organize / Making Some Tweaks…You Have Been Warned

Making Some Tweaks…You Have Been Warned

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  January 25, 201710:24 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Don't Mourn, Organize, Open Threads, Site Maintenance, Bring On The Meteor, Fuck Yeah!, Rare Sincerity

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First – thanks to all who donated.  All of you/John shocked me with that last night…much more than I was expecting. I truly thank each and every one of you who donated (or who did in the past).

 

So that said, I’m going to be doing a few things over the next few days:

  1. Update remaining items on the list.
  2. Re-apply the customizations post-update.
  3. Add up/down buttons to the mobile site
  4. Fix the mobile site (style, mostly)
  5. Figure out a better way for embedded video
  6. Perhaps Twitter cards?
  7. Read More will work, darn it
  8. Hopefully, a return of the apostrophe in nyms.
  9. A number of other smaller tweaks and fixes.
  10. Larger text or “Reader” view for iOS for mobile site.
  11. Add comment count to prev/next post buttons
  12. Twitter and/or images for FPers in comments
  13. Back button (once theme update done) will be back
  14. apostrophe in nym makes comments go to moderation – this is a FYWP bug that may be fixed today, but is dependent on WP fixing that code.

 

That said, I’ll be using this post as a testbed and general problem reporting area.

Requests, suggestions, etc are very welcome. For those with the knowledge/skillset, specific references to CSS files/lines/classes/etc. that you think could be improved are very welcome. I am a jack of all trades, master of none, so I know that many readers have much more in-depth design knowledge and I welcome their advice.

I don’t expect any major bumps, but there will be minute or two here and there where the formatting may look screwy – I have to update the theme, then copy the new files to a work folder, then restore the current version of the theme so I can work on the tweaks without affecting the main site.

Once all updates and the above list are done, I’m going to work with our wonderful hosting company, Hosting Matters, to figure out why the repository-restoration kills the site by doing an incomplete recovery.  It’s always tougher to function in someone else’s hosting environment than in a server where you have complete control, but I have faith in their excellent technical chops and incredible customer service.

Once again, if you’re looking for a good host for a personal, professional, or corporate web site, give them a look. They’re a great value, have great tech, and are very knowledgeable and skilled – true pros, ahead of the game, and incredibly responsive. Did I mention that they’re proactive too? Over the past year, they’ve notified me a few times that they detected a DDOS attack and similar brute-force pushes and that they’ve taken care of it, before we had a chance to report the slowdown!

Once again, thanks to all for your generosity and general good-will. These days there’s nothing more important than maintaining our bonds and collectively realizing that no, we’re not crazy – those fucks in charge (gods help us!) ARE. I will do my part to help keep this fantastic community of grumps, animal lovers, and wiseacres going strong.

Truly, y’all are the best.

 

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34Comments

  1. 1.

    raven

    January 25, 2017 at 10:28 am

    Drive on brother!

  2. 2.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 25, 2017 at 10:29 am

    Twitter cards?

  3. 3.

    tofubo

    January 25, 2017 at 10:32 am

    The entire post was in spanish, your code needs work.

  4. 4.

    Jerzy Russian

    January 25, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Can there be a reader view for the comments for the mobile site? I want an easy way to enlarge the words but have them wrap around. I already have large font selected in the system preferences (iPhone 6S).

  5. 5.

    JJ

    January 25, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Thank you for all you’re doing.

  6. 6.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 10:40 am

    @Major Major Major Major: It was a reader suggestion. Not being a Twit, I have to do more research. And yes, technically, I do have a couple of Twitter accounts but I don’t follow anyone or use them to write any comments. You may have noticed, but I’m wordy..I love words, love to caress, extend, and use them; Twitter, with its limits, have never been of much interest.

    Note to Amir – I love punctuation, and overly-rely on exclamation marks! (Yes, your comments about them have sunk in and I do think more often whenever I lean towards using one, so I do use them less. Now if only I could release my love of the comma)

  7. 7.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 10:41 am

    @Jerzy Russian: That’s an interesting idea. I suspect I’ll need to craft a custom stylesheet for iOS. I’ll take a look, though that’s going on the bottom of the list.

  8. 8.

    Another Scott

    January 25, 2017 at 10:42 am

    Feature Request: On the left and right flyout buttons for the Previous and Next posts, it would be nice if you could include the number of comments along with the title (e.g. “Title (nn)”) when the flyout is activated. That way we can keep track of any changes in the thread without clicking again (and loading the page again, and putting more load on the server). That is, if there’s some way to get the number of replies without reconstructing the page, somehow. It would be especially handy on the mobile version, but a great help for me on the desktop site (where I do most of my browsing).

    Thanks for your efforts here.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  9. 9.

    PaulW

    January 25, 2017 at 10:54 am

    DIE SIX DIE

  10. 10.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 10:58 am

    @Another Scott: Good idea. Added to the list. I won’t respond to all good ideas on this post, but I’ll add to the list what makes sense.

    I’m working on embed video right now; only Youtube seems to work right. Grr

  11. 11.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 25, 2017 at 10:59 am

    As a very long-time fan of The Prisoner, thanks for that opening.

  12. 12.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    January 25, 2017 at 11:04 am

    When do my comments, even with nothing but safe words, stop going into auto moderation? I’ve been here since dirt.

  13. 13.

    amk

    January 25, 2017 at 11:05 am

    Requests, suggestions, etc are very welcome.

    This time take the keys with you. Don’t leave them with the punk kids. Ever.

    And that’s an order.

  14. 14.

    TaMara (HFG)

    January 25, 2017 at 11:09 am

    My back button no longer works – it was only working with alt/arrow left – now that takes me to the front page. I’d really like backspace to work again. Chrome/Win10

  15. 15.

    jo6pac

    January 25, 2017 at 11:13 am

    I’m using IE 10 the site loads much faster than it did. Thanks

  16. 16.

    sharl

    January 25, 2017 at 11:14 am

    I’m with G&T – thanks for the video. I was a huge fan of that weird-ass show when it came out way back when.

    Sadly, there was much unhappiness about how McGoohan ended the short-lived (17-episode) series…

  17. 17.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 25, 2017 at 11:16 am

    @Alain the site fixer: seconding Another Scott’s idea. The data is in the WP loop already right?

  18. 18.

    amk

    January 25, 2017 at 11:21 am

    also. too. shouldn’t you have a more sexy name…. like Alain, the Programmer? jus’ saying.

  19. 19.

    HeartlandLiberal

    January 25, 2017 at 11:24 am

    You know what I would like? The primary font to not be this light gray, which is hard as hell to read, and so low contrast. This seems to be one of the most prevalent and unfortunate trends in web page design right now. It is just hard as hell tor read.

  20. 20.

    John Cole

    January 25, 2017 at 11:24 am

    @amk: Alain, the Company Computer Guy

  21. 21.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 11:27 am

    @Gin & Tonic: It’s never been more important to keep effective and powerful anti-Fascist/anti-authoritarian creative arts in mind. The past is no longer the past, it was prologue.

  22. 22.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 11:28 am

    @TaMara (HFG): Back will be back, as it were. That’s a post-update, polishing thing.

  23. 23.

    Another Scott

    January 25, 2017 at 11:29 am

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage: It’s probably the apostrophe in your ‘nym. Some bug gets tickled sometimes (probably in a broken WP plugin that got updated) for those of us who have (or had) one.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  24. 24.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 11:31 am

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage: its the apostrophe. Last WordPress update f’d that up (reawakened a 10+ year old issue). I have an update to do today; perhaps it will fix this.

    If not, change your nym to remove the apostrophe and your first comment with the new nym will need approval (this goes for all devices, so when you change one, change them all)

  25. 25.

    amk

    January 25, 2017 at 11:31 am

    @John Cole: this is not a military academy, cole, ffs.

  26. 26.

    MrSnrub

    January 25, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Thanks for all of your work!

  27. 27.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 25, 2017 at 11:44 am

    @Alain the site fixer: When that show first came out, I was 14 and watched it with my father. *His* father vanished in the Gulag when my father was 14.

  28. 28.

    TaMara (HFG)

    January 25, 2017 at 11:49 am

    @Alain the site fixer: Because you are awesome!

  29. 29.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2017 at 11:52 am

    @Alain the site fixer

    my love of the comma

    Absorb Strunk & White’s Elements of Style. Keep it handy and refer to it frequently.

  30. 30.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 11:56 am

    @Gin & Tonic: It truly never occurred to me that a not-insignificant portion of my fellow Americans would be siding with the bad guys/the State (likewise with the Empire/First Order.) I guess us hippie/lefty types have been right all along.

    Ok..taking a short break here. This video embed stuff is nothing but disappointment followed by frustration. I’ll take another stab post-update as I suspect it’s the theme and they won’t help until I’ve got everything fully up-to-date.

  31. 31.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    @NotMax: Been there, done that. it was required from 4th grade on (prep school).

    I don’t agree with some written English (American) traditions. For example: I like a lot of the German sense of capitalizing nouns or at least important things; it’s easy for a reader to get lost in a sea of words and allowing an author to add Visual Emphasis helps readers to visually interpret the author’s stress.

    As a son of a linguist, I must point out that language – written and spoken – are constantly evolving. Rules are not permanent, they are temporary conventions.So have your fun, life is too short to limit commas (or semi-colons, dashes, ellipses, parentheses, etc.)

  32. 32.

    sharl

    January 25, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Wow. Even as a kid I knew that The Prisoner was an allegory for real world events and history, but I don’t have that kind of personal connection via a family history (that I know of). That had to really bring it home!

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    @Alain the site fixer

    Like Dockers and penny loafers (sans socks) prep school?

    If so, my deepest condolences.

  34. 34.

    Alain the site fixer

    January 25, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    @NotMax: Yeah. Jacket and tie every day, modeled after English Boy Schools. It was great for many things as it modeled character, not just minds and bodies. On the other hand, predatory pederasts; horrible shaming and hazing; and abusive, bitter old men weren’t “on the brochure”, shall we say.

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