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When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Find someone who loves you the way trump and maga love traitors.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

In after Baud. Damn.

Wait, what?

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

How stupid are these people?

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 30, 20265:59 am| 166 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, Your Place Is In The Resistance

Every political cartoonist in the world is currently bashing their desks in frustration.

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— Joe Scaramanga (@joescaramanga.co.uk) March 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM

Astonishing iconography.

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— Malaclypse the Middle (@malaclypse.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM

Walz: We will never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans. Here's our pledge to you, our Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is in the dustbin of history.

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— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM

The U.S. Constitution is not a suggestion box.
It means due process, equal protection, and the right to free speech.

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— Janet Mills (@janetmillsforme.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM

"The third No Kings protests were an unmistakable display of political force…"
"Two-thirds of participants live in suburban, small town or rural areas, a 40% increase over last time in protesters from outside big cities…"
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p…

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— Rachel Maddow (@maddow.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM

More Republican lawmakers are retiring ahead of the midterms than at any point in nearly a century, according to an ABC News tally of retirement announcements and a review of historical data since 1930 compiled by the Brookings Institution.

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— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM

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So far, 61 House members have decided not to run again, including 39 Republicans and 22 Democrats. The GOP exodus is the largest since 1930 other than in Trump's first midterm year of 2018. (The GOP lost 40 seats that year.) www.nytimes.com/interactive/…

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— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM

Wonder why that would be so?…

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM

“.. US government officials and Wall Street analysts are starting to consider the prospect that oil prices might surge to an unprecedented $200 a barrel.”
@bloomberg.com ⛽️
www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202…

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM

Humanitarian relief going instead to the pockets of Trump's pals.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM

To the people who are standing in long lines at the airport – know that this problem is avoidable.
We passed bipartisan legislation in the Senate. Speaker Johnson refused to bring it to a vote in the House.

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— Senator Andy Kim (@kim.senate.gov) March 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM

Normal supporters in a democracy can acknowledge that their leader is a human being with both strengths and weaknesses. Only worshippers at an authoritarian altar need to imagine them as godlike and able to do anything.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 11:22 AM

My point is that, yes, the story is ridiculous. But their need to believe and promote it is even more ridiculous.
It's like when Trump stumbled down that ramp. What's hilarious isn't that he stumbled, but how he could not admit it.

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM

Three major new studies on democracy and freedom all find the U.S. is slipping further away from democracy. Leaders of two of those studies say President Trump's goal is to rule as an autocrat.

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— NPR (@npr.org) March 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM

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Balloon Juice 2026 Fundraising Efforts: Part 1

by WaterGirl|  March 6, 20264:50 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Organizing & Resistance, Political Action, Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2026

On Wisconsin!

Quick overview

Fundraising season is upon us!

We have been in touch with most of our former partners to determine if they’re a good fit for this election cycle.

We have phone calls lined up with them next week.   Stay tuned over the course of the next few days for a couple more posts addressing our ever-evolving strategy of supporting those groups and (later) candidates where our money can make the most difference.

Is it just me?

Is it just me, or does it feel like the zeitgeist is shifting?  The widespread scorn inspired by Elon Musk, the illegal wars, the murder of American citizens by our government, the vindication of Cricket the dog with the demise of Kristi Noem, etc.   I feel hope, but there’s an enormous amount of work to do.

What’s next

Allow me to reintroduce the charismatic Zee Cohen-Sanchez from the National Ground Game and Unfuck America, with the latter directed to the youth vote.  Balloon Juice first met Zee when we helped her organization, National Ground Game, get last-minute boots on the ground for the April 1, 2025 Florida Special Congressional elections.  The Dems lost both races, but they overperformed their 2024 result by 14 and 17.4 percentage points, respectively.  The Republicans were rattled.

Here’s  Zee on the path forward:

Many people are feeling discouraged because they have not been given a clear reason to reengage.  I believe it is our job to give them that reason and that sense of purpose again.  There has never been a more important time to invest in field work and youth organizing so we can win the midterms and decisively move past the MAGA era.

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Track Record in 2025

Zee’s new organization, Unfuck America (UFA), was originally founded to counter-program Charlie Kirk rallies with liberal voices and left-leaning influencers.  But…um….that strategy had to abruptly change.  UFA is now organizing its own stand-alone on-campus GOTV rallies with liberal influencers, TikTok celebrities and campus Democratic Clubs.  And canvassers.   Lots and lots of canvassers!

You may recall that last fall Balloon Juice underwrote that effort on the campus of Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, in an assembly district held by the Republicans for multiple cycles.  We flipped it – and helped run up Abigail Spanberger’s numbers.  Youth voters swung the races.   According to the Virginia Mercury:

“Youth voters concentrated on and around college campuses specifically played a major role in delivering Democrats a win in Virginia.”

Youth Vote Delivers Democratic Victory in Virginia’s Governor Race

In the weeks leading up to the election, much of the conversation focused on suburban swing voters in Northern Virginia – many of whom have deeply felt the effects of federal jobs cuts and shutdown furloughs. While these groups did contribute to Democrats’ gains statewide, young voters helped swing the race.

While individual voter data won’t be released until next year, using precinct-level data, we’re able to see that areas with high concentrations of younger voters, aged 18 to 29, shifted dramatically toward Democrats. Ultimately, this contributed to an overall Democratic margin of 336,000 votes in precincts with high concentration of young voters. Precincts with large numbers of young voters shifted 4.7 points toward Spanberger compared to 2024—a shift about six times larger than in precincts with fewer young voters.

Even voters at Liberty University in Lynchburg, a traditionally deep-red stronghold that Donald Trump won in 2024, shifted margins +9.1 for Abigail Spanberger.

Youth voters concentrated on and around college campuses specifically played a major role in delivering Democrats a win in Virginia. George Mason University’s precincts in Fairfax posted the largest Democratic swing statewide at 10.3 points, followed by precincts with Virginia Tech in Blacksburg and James Madison University in Harrisonburg at nearly 7 points each.

The largest shift to the Democrats in Virginia was at George Mason University in already reliable Fairfax County.  The second biggest over performance?  Virginia Tech!  I can’t help but think that the rally we funded in Blacksburg helped!

Taking a look at 2026

The youth vote in 2024 largely tanked, and a distressingly high percentage of them (especially young white men) were Trump supporters or Trump curious.  But numerous surveys show his support with the young pups is plummeting.

This is an opportunity, and Unfuck America is one of the ways we can potentially make a huge difference.

Consider these rallies the marriage of “vibe” events and traditional GOTV efforts.

The rallies are fun, well-attended, simultaneously live-streamed and filled with influencers and internet celebrities most of the Balloon Juice demographic has never heard of!  Young voters are entertained, registered, inspired and (later) pushed to the polls!

More about Unfuck America

Unfuck America already has 20 college chapters with the goal of reaching as many as 500 schools by the end of the year.  Four rallies are scheduled for next month:

  • Arizona State
  • UCLA
  • UC Berkeley
  • North Carolina State

Plans are in the making for a fall tour that would include schools in swing states we are targeting this year, such as:

  • Michigan State
  • Wisconsin
  • University of Nevada at Las Vegas (or Reno)
  • University of Georgia
  • University of Arizona

Super exciting opportunities

I am super excited about what this group is up to.  We got our asses kicked by the other side on social media in 2024, and I see this as our chance to get in that game in a meaningful way.  It’s new and different for us, but in a good way, I think – cutting-edge stuff that we can be part of.

That doesn’t mean that we won’t continue to support the kinds of work we have supported in the past.  Of course we will!  Think “both and” not “either or”.

So what’s the plan?

We’re looking at underwriting rallies at strategic locations (for example, swing state schools in Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, etc.) and funding a field organization position (contingent up on them finding matches to help fund the position).

Part A:  Fund these 2 upcoming Spring events:

  • AZ State on 3/23
  • NC State on 4/13

Part B: Fund 1/3 of a field organization position ($35k from us) with this focus:

  • getting student chapters set up in swing states
  • student chapters make it significantly faster, easier and less expensive to set up school events
  • student chapters and school events allow them to partner with local GOTV efforts

Part C:  Fund events this Fall in:

  • Georgia
  • NC
  • Wisconsin
  • NV
  • Michigan
  • AZ

Maybe even Texas, depending on how things are looking in the Fall.

So, what say you guys?

It’s all hands on deck time.

What do you think of these efforts?

Are you up for something new?

If so, is anyone up for a BJ zoom with Zee?

I am pretty sure it’s not possible to talk with Zee and not come away inspired!

We can set up a zoom if there’s interest.

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Late Night Open Thread: On Doomerism

by Anne Laurie|  January 13, 20262:20 am| 102 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Your Place Is In The Resistance, social media

This is a petty issue, not an important one: a trifle, comparatively.
If you think we’re doomed, you’re free to think so. If you think the law and protest and politics are pointless, likewise. If you think methods and issues people are talking about are irrelevant, that’s for you to think.
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— Fucking Bitch Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM

/2 But if, when folks are risking their lives to oppose ICE, and people are talking about how to best defend them and how we might support each other and do right, the role YOU are called to is to slump in and tell us what we are talking about is naive and meaningless, you can just fuck right off.

/3 That sort of performative emo narcissism is a personality between you and your therapist and the Lord your God and get it fuck off my thread, I am blocking your tedious ass.

Our ancestors were real breathing people who turned sticks into fire, their descendants spent thousands of years building a regime of unsurpassed global peace and prosperity, and we shall not entertain the suggestion that it all ends here just because the man with the golden toilet says so.

— Michael Engard (@engard.me) January 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM

It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.

— Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM

First, it’s factually wrong. There will be elections in 2026 and 2028 under Trump, just like there were elections last year under Trump and during his first term. This despite one of the two major parties now harboring a lot of anti-democratic elements and ideas.

I’m not particularly interested in convincing anyone on this point and won’t try, the future is the future. But if the left side of the political spectrum is still the domain of scholarship and expertise, take note that you don’t find scholars and experts you worrying about canceled US elections.

Second, and probably most importantly, it’s tactically wrong. “No point discussing political opposition to fascism, there won’t be elections anyway” cedes victory to your enemies. It’s defeatism and nihilism.

Finally, it’s wrong AS A MATTER OF ETIQUETTE. Entering a total stranger’s discussion and leading with your private anxiety is as off-putting in social media replies as it would be in real life. If you wouldn’t interrupt a stranger at a party to announce that America is doomed, don’t do it here.

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that’s fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn’t a strategy. It’s selfish and adolescent. It’s a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

Take a second and think before posting the easy Eeyore reply. You might have something substantive to say instead. Or, even better, you can say nothing at all.

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Open Thread: The Wine Moms Are Winning

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 20269:19 pm| 130 Comments

This post is in: Criminal Justice, Proud to Be A Democrat, Your Place Is In The Resistance

This is not a novel observation, but I really don't think the admin quite understands the level of radicalization that is happening to opposition elements that were not previously radicalized in the slightest.

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM

NOW: Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino hounded by activists and shoppers protesting his presence as he and a federal agent caravan leave a Target in St Paul, Minnesota for a restroom break.

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— 🌽 Tales from the Cornfield 🌽 (@childrenofthecorn.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM

Leaving Midway Target frustrated is just part of the St. Paul experience.

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— RandBall’s Stu (@randballsstu.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM

Deluded Wine Moms is a great band name.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM

"The enemy of the state is wine moms" is not uh.. well it's not tactically brilliant

— Schnorkles O'Bork (@schnorkles.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM

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— Bruce Little (@brucedlittle.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM

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Somali aunties were giving out samosas to the anti ICE protesters in Minneapolis.

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— Sarah.M.L.Engineer (@galaxyinfernocodes.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM

i love the part where absolutely everyone cheers and laughs at this asshole breaking his own tailbone

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— 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 (@thoc.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM

all policing is by consent, the public always outnumbering any police force….. thats the real reason you do deescalation

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— Henry (@henrythedog.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM

I'm sorry, but you cannot reason with folks who are not embarrassed to wear this kit on the streets of the United States of America.

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— Blue Heron Farm (@blueheronfarm.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM

Everybody in Minneapolis should just have a poster board that just says "cringe" on it in the back of their car, in case they need to stop and stand next to some of these guys for a photo op.

— Blue Heron Farm (@blueheronfarm.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM

I'm struck by MAGA pearl-clutching for the poor ICE and CBP agents allegedly threatened by peaceful citizens trying to monitor and limit their lawlessness. A half century ago MAGA types were denouncing the trouble "outside agitators" were causing for poor, beleaguered Bull Connor and his men.

— Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM

Inside you are two wolves and here's the other

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— First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM

So THAT's why they wear masks!

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM

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— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM

What does it mean to fight for America? What does it mean to be an American? People thought they had easy, comfortable answers to these questions. Now we're here. Now we are led by men who are looking into the abyss, waving their feet over the edge, & giggling

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM

A lot of you thought a moment like this would come sooner, some time last spring or summer maybe. I tended to be skeptical it would come at all. I didn't see anything like "mass popular anger" out there and wasn't sure I would.
But here we are, and suddenly things begin to look rather 2020ish.

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— First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM

We know why NOW of course and it's terrible that it came to that. But people said it would and it did. Deep down I really thought that really only people like US really cared about this stuff. Most people would hate this all in the usual "annoyed at the government" way but it wouldn't make them MAD.

— First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM

But there ARE still things that can make that happen, get unfamiliar anger muscles firing in people unused to it. And anyway, it turns out there are quite a few "people like US."

— First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Purple Revolution

by Anne Laurie|  January 11, 20267:40 am| 206 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Your Place Is In The Resistance

“Do not get lost in a sea of despair.”
– John Lewis #RIP

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM

Purple Revolution

"we'll take away their share of revenues while continuing to tax them, that will show them!"

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM

Obviously the next thing to do is push a shipment of Teslas into the Mississippi while dressed as Vikings. Purple Revolution

— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM

If you don't have a horned helmet handy, perhaps a raspberry beret

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— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM

Maybe a little tarring and feathering, as a, uh, treat

— tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish) January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM

Personally I would prefer we stopped reenacting the Revolution before we get to the really grisly bits!

— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM

“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.”
-Thomas Paine, The American Crisis

— Henry (@henrythedog.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM

A reason I get sort of annoyed by the “this is part of a plan” stuff—besides these guys lacking enough foresight to find their own dicks—is that they are so totally disconnected from reality that any plan they could actually make would be useless

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— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM

I think, if you’ve been around long enough*, at this point you have an obligation to (i) know that the struggles are longer than any event or war, and (ii) spread messages that bias to resilience and long-term engagement and strength
*anyone over Bluesky’s Age

— Snowden St. (@snowden.st) January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM

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— NainRouge420 (@nainrouge420.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM

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More Good News Open Thread: Hero Sandwich Guy Found Not Guilty

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20254:50 pm| 226 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Resistance to Trump, Vive La Resistance

NOT GUILTY for Sean Dunn Sandwich Guy. Yessssss.

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— Parkrose Permaculture ❌👑 (@parkroseperma.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM

From the DC hometown paper Washingtonian:

Sean Dunn, who will forever be known as Sandwich Guy, was found not guilty of misdemeanor assault by a jury in federal court in DC Thursday.

It was never in doubt that Dunn threw a sandwich at a federal officer at 14th and U streets in August, shouting, “Fuck you! You fucking fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” according to a federal indictment. It’s also undeniable that Dunn’s airborne-footlong protest, video of which went viral, became an unlikely symbol of local resistance to the Trump administration during its crackdown on DC this summer, precisely because of the disconnect between the seriousness of the incident and the government’s response…

[US Attorney for DC Jeanine] Pirro’s office was unable to get a grand jury to OK felony charges against Dunn, though, and proceeded with misdemeanor charges anyway. Despite that embarrassment, the government agreed to Dunn’s attorney’s request for a jury trial in the matter. The trial, which began this week, was suitably absurd, with Customs and Border Patrol Agent Gregory Lairmore, who received the unwanted delivery of Dunn’s dinner, testifying that the sandwich “kind of exploded all over my uniform”—despite photos that showed it still in its wrapper on the ground afterward, prompting jokes like “If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit.” On Thursday, a DC jury apparently agreed with that formulation.

Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict:
“I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything….
“That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants…
Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”

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— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM

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Remember Harry Dunn? (Probably no relation)…

DC Sandwich guy Sean Dunn has been found not guilty in the felony footlong exploding onion and mustard case!

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— Harry Dunn (@libradunn1.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM

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DC’s a tough town for these cases, to be sure, and the first city to be hit by the Trump administration’s armed occupation. Fortunately for the rule of law — unfortunately, for a great many of the government’s victims — Trump has not only continued to send troops to a great many places, but generously shared his actions and his threats on social media, where even the normies can’t miss them. Jordan Rubin, for MSNBC:

… [T]he case of the man who became a folk hero in the nation’s capital follows a D.C. grand jury’s refusal to approve a felony indictment against him — seemingly a much rarer occurrence prior to Donald Trump’s second presidential term.

But this year has featured several such occurrences, in both the grand jury and at trial, in cases involving alleged assaults on law enforcement and the alleged solicitation of violence against Trump himself. Another D.C. jury returned a not guilty verdict in the case of Sidney Reid, whom prosecutors also charged with a misdemeanor assault after grand jurors refused to indict her an incredible three times. A federal jury outside of D.C. in Virginia returned a not guilty verdict in the case of a man alleged to have solicited Trump’s assassination with social media posts…

Ahead of trial, Dunn’s defense lawyers called his prosecution “a blatant abuse of power.” They argued that the government “has chosen to bring a criminal case over conduct so minor it would be comical — were it not for the unmistakable retaliatory motive behind it and the resulting risk to Mr. Dunn.” They noted that he “tossed a sandwich at a fully armed, heavily protected Customs and Border Protection” officer, but they maintained that “that act alone would never have drawn a federal charge. What did was the political speech that accompanied it.”

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BREAKING: Jury is deliberating in the Sean Dunn criminal case, the so-called "salami sandwich" throwing case

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— Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM

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Molly Roberts, ‘Senior editor at LawFareMedia.org’, live-microblogged all four days of Dunn’s trial:

I am at the so-called Sandwich Guy’s trial, where Judge Carl Nichols just called the matter “the simplest case in the history of the world.”

— Molly Roberts (@mollyroberts.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM

Says on account of this reality the trial will take no more than 2 days, no matter how many witnesses the government calls.

— Molly Roberts (@mollyroberts.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM

Day 2 – Day 3 – Day 4

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Officer Lairmore is never gonna live this down…

we have a winner for lamest post traumatic stress disorder

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM


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If the hoagie don't fit, you must acquit.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM


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That's an alpha warrior war-fighter right there. Get my man a free Punisher tattoo.

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— Jonathan V. Last (@jvl.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM


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Per a police source, the Felony Footlong patches (referring to Sandwich Guy Sean C. Dunn) are very real.

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— Martin Austermuhle (@maustermuhle.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM

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Don't miss Jeanine Pirro promising Sean Dunn would be sorry in August.
youtu.be/6NR1K2drXk8?…

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— emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM

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He sounds like a good guy. I’m glad the jury decided a sandwich throw did not cause “bodily harm” to someone wearing body armor. I hope this puts a stop to any persecution of our Inflatable Frog Army.

— SusanMcT ❌👑 (@susanmct.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM

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Jury Nullification at its Finest…

by Tom Levenson|  November 6, 20254:23 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: 2025 Activism, Justice, Open Threads, Vive La Resistance

Breaking, as the kids say:

A former Department of Justice employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington DC was found not guilty of assault by a DC jury on Thursday in the latest legal rebuke of the federal intervention.

Jury Nullification at its Finest... 1

 

As George Conway versified: [Warning! That link goes to Conway peforming what follows in a rendition that is not for the faint of ear.]

I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn’t throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They’re trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I swear it had bad provolone
I threw the sandwich, and they say it is a capicola offense
Judge Pirro always hated me
Because she thought I stole her wine
Every time I poured a glass
She said, give me that, it’s mine
She said, all of that wine is mine
And I sayI threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments, oh no
I threw the sandwich, but I didn’t throw the condiments, oh no
As some Bluesky commenter noted, the guy admitted he throw the sandwich with premeditation. He did what he was charged with. The jury didn’t care, appropriately. (And may have had my reaction: if a big bad ICE guy can’t stand up to chain-store hoagie, he ain’t tough enough for the job.)
Totally open thread, open (faced) enough for every last sandwich pun.
Image: Jack Spurling, HMS Sandwich laying at her mooring at sunset, 1932

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